#boxten polycule

[coiny-multifandom-mess]

These were supposed to go with my ships post but i made it a Little too long. So yeah

I discovered this idea the other day and I haven’t been the same since

Ships requests will be posted later on today btw!

congrats! you found my random shitpost

[modcroissant]

I have a funny Boxten x All Mains + Dandy (excluding Pebble ofc) polycule idea, chat

I like that in a scenario, the Mains plus Dandy are trying to pin Boxten but Boxten is just oblivious to their tactics because he thinks he's not in the fitting role as their love (plus, Sprout has Cosmo, Shelly has Tisha, Vee has Brightney, Astro & Dandy had each other so it's reasonable why he thought that)

Boxten is just literally friendzoning all of them without realizing it basically (Dandy & the Mains are in pain)

Does this have angst benefits? Most definitely

[dailydwshipwheel]

Today's DW ship of the day is...

Boxten x Poppy x Ginger x Goob x Flutter !

Ship names; HuggablePoppableCookieFlyBox, CuddleBubbleFlyInACookieBox, HuggablePoppableBuggableCookieMusical, SweetTastingFlutterBubbleMusical

[ @dazzlingqwq ]

[modcroissant]

I know I should've done this sooner but....

"You... Guys are saying Boxten is extremely oblivious? Don't you think he's just really shy?"

"Bobette, you don't want to know how oblivious he is... He'll break your heart like he did to us...."

"Oh I'm sure he's just shy! He has a crush on stars after all! What could go wrong?"

"Welcome to the club!"

Bobette has been thrown into the friendzone chat

[modcroissant]

Welp, sorry if it’s not good but I have drawn some of the Boxten ships via pentamd paper :D

First we have Boxten x Astro

Boxten x Rodger

Boxten x Fruitcake

And finally a two day sleep deprived Boxten x all the boys

Consider putting the huggable list in the pined post now? :3

I’m sorry if my art sucks T-T

Your art? Sucks???

Buddy that is worth putting in my hall of fame-

which I am about to

But besides that; RODGER POKED A ENTIRE WHOLE OF FLOWERS OUT? FREAKY FRUITCAKE?? BOXTEN WHO IS TIRED AS SHIT???

Don't worry, our boy boxy won't be the only one to have multiple loves

*Goes to put huggable list to pin post*

[modcroissant]

Heya, if we're gonna have a main on every event like halloween, valentines, or easter- basically possible future events of the game. The main harem is gonna get bigger, more mains crushing on Boxten, and more mains getting thrown to the friendzone club–

LMAOOOO BOXTEN HAS BIG GAME CHAT-

But i think to me, the event mains have a bigger chance to woo Boxten since they don't have an exact duo/partner (Bobette for example unless you count Ginger)

IMAGINE THE MAINS LOSING TO THE EVENT MAINS, IMAGINE HOW FUNNY IT IS-

[modcroissant]

Imagine one time boxten woke up and then see all the mains in the same bed with him..

Boxten is like; 'oh my gardenview how in the world did I end up here?? Did I accidently went to the wrong room?? But I could've sworn I slept in my own bed-'

And then the mains are like; 'YEEEESSSSSS WE WON‼️'

Someone please draw this i beg of you- (i didn't becuz im tired and too busy doing the pinterest requests rn)

[modcroissant]

With the Mains and Boxten polly idea, an idea that I have at least for Astro is like

Him showing Boxten his four arms and saying something like “You are one of the only toons I trust enough to show my arms my starlight, I hope you understand how important you are to me” while cupping his cheek and getting close

And Boxtens like, wow, I’m glad I’m such a good friend, if only we could be more, oh well, I don’t want to ruin our friendship with my totally far from reality fantasy :D

Also imagine how the mains (minus Pebs obviously) found out Boxten returned their feelings was Astro snooping into Boxtens dreams to find the latter dreaming about being the mains partner…happy ending! :D

Oh my god just imagine how heartbroken Astro was when Boxten mentally slapped him with the friendzone stamp-

Also, look at this interaction of him with Vee

VEE WAS DEFINITELY PANICKING ON THE INSIDE WHEN SHE SAID THAT AND YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME THAT SHE ISN'T-

Like after saying that right infront of her own crush's face, she's like; "Oh my fucking gardenview I sound like a horrible toon, why did I say that, oh my gardenview I upset him didn't I-"