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i bought all my hotels and stuff for mcr in May because they’re all refundable!!! i still don’t have high hopes it’s actually gonna happen….but the thought of it actually happening makes my stomach do kickflips

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Do you have some fluffy WinterIronWidow for me? I'm felling kind of sad without a reason and your writing always makes me smile 🕷

Since you’re said this seems to me like the perfect time to introduce you to a The Breakfast Club AU. If you don’t know the movie don’t worry, it’s about five kids from different cliques spending a Saturday together in detention and becoming friends.

The Athlete is Steve. (I’m gonna twist his character here and say that his strong anti-bulling attitude later in life stems from the incident that landed him in detention, where he gave in to peer pressure and humiliated another student) 

The Brain is Tony. (He’s a genius, alright, and also his father sucks and there’s a shit ton of pressure on him, so yeah, he had a damn gun in his locker, and no he wasn’t trying to kill anyone else)

The Basket Case is Natasha (She’s just–weird. In the most terrifying way. She’s a brilliant pick-pocket and has all these weird tricks up her sleeve and when she stares at you, you pray she isn’t plotting a way to kill you)

The Princess is Thor (He’s sheltered and popular and yeah, he cut classes to hang out at the mall instead, so sue him. But he also doesn’t let anyone walk over him and his family life is a Mess)

The Criminal is Bucky (There’s his resting bitch face that’s just plain scary, and also how he fights when he gets jumped by a couple of jocks and okay, he’s got a huge problem with authority and he definitely carries a knife that Natasha steals because come on)

And now here they are, locked into the school library together for a whole day and they just–get to know each other. With a lot of insults, and a lot of people saying the wrong things and rubbing each other the wrong way. 

And somehow Tony goes from being a tiny little bit intimidated by Bucky to weirdly relating to him and he’s not blind alright, and yeah, maybe he’s got a bit of a crush but whatever. They’re sorta almost friends, and that’s enough of a miracle as it is.

The flirting means absolutely nothing. Bucky flirts with everyone.

And Natasha notices a lot. She definitely notices that Tony smiles at her when he sees her entering. Which is weird, cause people don’t smile when she comes along. Not even Barnes, who’s the closest thing to a friend she’s got in this place. Not that they talk about it. Whatever.

She definitely notices that she really doesn’t like to see Tony cry.

And Bucky has been in a bad mood all week, he’s half-glad to be at detention. It sucks, the way Stark flinches away from him, even though he tries to hide it, and yeah, maybe Bucky pisses Rogers off on purpose after that. Because he’s got to fight with someone and he’s not gonna do it with Stark.

He just won’t.

Only then Stark’s flirting back, and Rogers’ is knocking their shoulders’ together in an almost friendly way and even Thor is actually a lot nicer than Bucky gave him credit for. He totally blames all these weirdos and the long hours locked up together for almost kissing Stark.

But then Stark kisses him and Natasha hits him in the upper arm so hard it’s gonna be bruised for days because I saw him first you fucker.

And somehow when detention ends he’s almost sad. Somehow, that evening, the world seems to suddenly hold a whole lot more chances and possibilities than it did in the morning.

I just realised that this probably still makes a lot more sense if you know the movie, so I really hope you do because I wanna make you smile!!!

(Think about Natasha pouting for weeks because Tony kissed Bucky first, and think about her interrupting future almost-kisses with the world’s sweetest smile and a genuine compliment for Tony that makes him flush delightfully and duck his head a little and Bucky’s just glowering at her because I Know What You’re Doing but can’t say anything because it makes Tony happy damn it Romanoff!!)