#brain150

[brainsofsibyl]

Brain 150: Maybe if I think hard enough I can escape this stupid excuse of an organisation by sheer brainpower alone

Brain 151: That’s great but can you get off me first

Brain 150: No

[brainsofsibyl]

Brain 150: *in a crowd and can't find 151* I got this

Brain 150: BRO YOU UP FOR SOME ALONE TIME

Brain 151: *from a random spot* WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NO HOMO

Brain 150: AHA there they are

[brainsofsibyl]

Brain 151: My best friend died years ago

Brain 150: (from the other tank) WE ARE JUST FRIENDS AND NOTHING ELSE

Brain 151: Sometimes I still hear the no homo

[brainsofsibyl]

Profile: #150

Name: 150

Hobbies: Reading romance novels (FOR REFERENCE ONLY), seeing how many fries can be stuffed into my mouth at once

Choose one food: French fries

Last drink before you got here: Ice cream soda

Responsibilities assigned: Head of Compatibility Scans Division, Regular Division Scanner

Likes: French fries with barbeque sauce, talking to 151

Dislikes: Needlessly homo ships, those who are obsessed with homo ships (basically 200), soggy french fries, being shipped romantically with 151

Hangs out with: 45, 69 and 151

Ships (if any): Themselves and 151 (Brain 150: This is MY profile GET OUT THIS IS NOT TRUE), ShinKane has potential, maybe GinAka too

Remarks: Hello, 150 here. Most people think I’m romantic just because I’m head of the Compatibility Scans aka Matchmaking, but I’m actually hopeless at dating, I just pair people up based on numerous factors. My duties include running both the free and paid matchmaking services and crying when people reject my potential date lists for the nth time. It’s not my job to get anyone a goddamn wife or husband it’s my job to HELP them get there, geez.