#brausthenervouswolf

[cheesecoveredbacon]

brausthenervouswolf said: its just so happy im shocked it came from you

IM GONNA PRETEND IM NOT OFFENDED. im kidding but omg i agree?? like. it's really weird for me to think about fluff because it makes me a little sick actually. tbh i'm really good at fluff i just focus on angst usually.

i think i'm getting soft

[ymirthebadass]

Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly and then send it to 10 of your favourite followers (not back to me, i did it already). thinking good thoughts about yourself is hard but it will make you feel better so give it a go, for the sake of spreading positivity! (◠‿◠✿)

Did it already, bud ^__^;; Thanks!

[ymirthebadass]

✉

Send me a ✉ and my muse will send yours a barrage of text messages.

((Be warned - Ymir typically doesn't text much, so she only sends barrages of text messages when she's drunk.

[text] HEY POTATOOOOO

[text] HEY

[text] DUDE

[text] WHAT R U DOIN

[text] WHATEVR UR DOING U SHOUDL STOP DOIGN IT

[text] AN DCOME GET HAMMERED WIHT ME

[text] COME ON

[text] u kno u wannaaaaaa

[text] OMGGGGGGGGGG

[text] SRSLY OCME ON

[text] why arnt u txtign me bakc

[text] asfguiekdfjrelodff

[text] ifodigorperieodlcl

[text] wiat did i jus ttext u with my face

[text] LMAO I HTINK I DID

[text] FACE TXT HSFIOESDLTFEDSKGJDRXFVC LOL

[scoutingtitanyaeger]

brausthenervouswolf replied to your photo:OMFG zodiacy… WHYYYYYYYY SOB SOB Do you need...

theyre right you are cute like crazy

JFC, Bros. I am crying at you all. but xoxo still Q//A/Q <3

[erwinniwre]

brausthenervouswolf replied to your post “guys i have a problem i have a new crush omg ”

good luck my friend

thank u 

[bioswear]

read

If I get 10 ‘READ’ s My Mun Shall Record Themselves Reading a Passage of Fan-Fiction

4/10

[ymirthebadass]

'Lived long enough to become the villain'

Leave ‘Lived long enough to become the villain’ to get a glimpse of my muse being a villain.

[ask-the-potato-girl-braus]

'Lived long enough to become the villain'

Sasha hummed along to the music playing from the record player sitting snuggly in the corner of the kitchen, ever so careful not to drop her cigarette that dangled from the corner of her mouth into the culinary perfection cooking on the stove. She breathed deeply, inhaling the erotic aroma of the hearty sauce she was focused on. She uncorked a bottle of cooking wine, took a swig, and added some to her concoction. A quick stir and a taste later and Sasha was quite satisfied with her work.

"One more addition and it’s perfect." She pulled a butcher knife from the knife block and sauntered to her male counterpart squirming in the chair he was tied down to. Fear lit up his face as his eyes transfixed on the knife she held. She peered down at him, sneering as she took a drag from her cigarette and blew smoke in his face.

"What’s the matter, honey? Cat got your tongue?" She laughed, running the back on the blade along his jaw. "If you’re afraid I’m going to kill you, I won’t. Not yet anyhow." She rang the blade down his neck, his left arm, and stopped at his left knee cap. "You know, meat is very high in protein. Helps make energy. Helps fight Titans." She poked the edge of the blade into his flesh, drawing a bit of blood. "You look scared there twinsie. Don’t worry," she dug the knife deep into his leg and he screamed in agony. "It’s only a leg. You won’t need it."