#bread gate

[aborddelimpala]

The rest of the world: talk shit about bread

Me & @trials-era-sam:

[lostmykeysie]

My youngest sister is the same age and I will never ever get her age right! Tbh sometimes she’s still 8 in my head

oh my god so glad it’s not just me!!! there’s just something about younger siblings ages that’s just like. so easily forgettable!! even when it literally is as easy as checking the bloody year.

i have an older brother and he’s even worse at remembering her age, but then, what can you expect from the man that buys her the weirdest bread he can find for her birthday every year? every year. goes out and finds the grossest strangest seeded loaf and wraps it up into different shapes. she always knows there’ll be bread. we all know one of her gifts will be bread it’s a given. but which one will it be??????

[mrsmarymorstan]

Every time someone starts a discussion about bread I get war flashbacks to That Time and need to runaway.

[theonionknightx]

The country has officially lost it

[lostmykeysie]

As a celiac, can confirm, it’s hard out here for bread lovers 😭

noooooo RIP SOLDIER. my mum texts me everytime she has nice GF bread it's that much of a rarity. i want to cry on your behalf honestly. you don't deserve this sweets x o x o

i have mastered baking sexy GF cakes/brownies (without it feeling like you're eating SAND) but bread and pastry just seems to be a bit beyond me right now </3

[lostmykeysie]

I can’t stop thinking about the bread birthday card it’s just so…. Captivating

see what i like about it is that he switched it up and went for photos of the plainest, shittiest, most cardboard looking slices? like i thought that was quite poetic. it’s been years and she’s used to expecting the seediest monstrosity and then BAM you get hit by bread slices so thin you could see through them???? art

the memories are just seeping out of my brains now ONE YEAR he bought a loaf only to take just one slice out of it and then he wrapped the slice of bread up with this decorative headshot figurine of our lord and saviour jesus christ and the combination was such an interesting shape and quite weighty so peebs was just completely fooled. it’s now one of my core memories i can recall it like it was yesterday. the disappointment on her face when she realised she’d got BREADED again. poor lass

[lostmykeysie]

I have to say, the stories about your sister and your brother's gifts are highly entertaining. And as an Australian, I do have to say that our bread is vastly superior to yours.

omg bread gate what a good day that was. the bread is so fun for us all but ask my sister and she will act like her life is at stake every birthday. she gets bread anxiety always fearful she's about to get BREADED

i love bread all bread except really seedy bread but now i will be asking my brother to bring aussie bread with him when he visits for christmas because you cannot tell me that and not expect me to WANT THE BREAD

[mrsmarymorstan]

@noreallyimworking  reblogged your post:

So To Conclude

After living in Manchester for several years, I am by this point pretty certain that a Barm is the same a bap- like...

NO @noreallyimworking or @hogwartsaheadcanon OR WHAT EVER YOU CALL YORUSELF

DON’T YOU DARE

DON’T YOU DARE BRING THIS BACK

I’M NOT EVEN GOING TO LOOK AT WHAT YOU’VE SAID THE VERY FACT THAT YOU REBLOGGED THIS IS MAKING ME ANXIOUS AND SHOUTY

BREAD GATE WAS TWO YEARS AGO AND THAT DAY IS STILL RAW IN MY MEMORY!

RAW LIKE UNDERBAKED DOUGH ON GBBO!

I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR BARMS OR YOUR BAPS CALL THEM WHAT YOU WILL 

BUT DO NOT MAKE ME RE-LIVE BREAD GATE

DO NOT EVER MAKE ME GO THROUGH ALL THAT NONSENSE AGAIN. 

TWO 

FUCKING

HOURS

ON 

BREAD