Nov 12, 2025
you changed my life by coining the name brenchie
I actually really regret that I made them sound like an obnoxious dog breed 😔
#sometimes two second-generation footballers wind up together#away from the hometown teams their fathers played for and left with complicated legacies#and they find themselves at a higher flying club* where they have everything to prove#and one of them is still kind of starry eyed about it and the other has already been serially kicked in the teeth about it#but he is so fond of the trying-very-hard one#and they wander around training together and acquire a dubious surrogate dad in common#who puts them in his vlogs and would obviously like to teach them both how to shave like they’re all in Gillette advert#and they have a hard fucking time and they make each other happy**#*debatable#**not debatable#brenchie