△ Sam, how much does it suck that Puckerbros are having babies when neither of them really seem to want one?
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You really think Puck doesn't want one? I can see him being pretty stoked about getting to lift it in the air like Simba, and teaching it how to play football and stuff. It's not really a secret how I feel about the whole baby thing, dude. I want one more than anything, so uh -- I mean, if you're sure they don't even wanna be dads, then it's kind of crap that they get to be and I don't. But if they're feeling it like they should be, then I guess I'm still a little jealous but mostly just call dibs on being the cool uncle."
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