#bribery works

[the-midnight-pigeon]

He bribed his way into the squad. Now he's on night watch duty ✨️

UPDATE: He has already been fired. Outstanding tactical gear choice, buddy. I’m sure those sunglasses did wonders for your night vision while an owl stole the fish

[lost-but-with-coffee]

Terrible ZZZ idea# 9

Ellen isn’t the most motivated worker you’ve seen often making excuses on saving energy for a job she cares not much about

So you noticed her tail wags like a dog subconsciously whenever something interests her.

So you developed a barter system, you lugged around a bag of lollipops around and you tried to gauge how many it would take for actually do something, when her tails starts wagging you know you got her

[velvet-red-void]

Draw me a Missa? ☺️

right next to his son ^-^, also gave him an awkward smile :thumbs-up:

VOTE FOR TILLY TODAY!!!

[youremarvelous]

my version of being an adult is telling myself I can’t watch the new episode of carole & tuesday until I finish all my chores

[angesaurus]

Parents

Don't underestimate the power of a donut hole.

[raggedbunch]

And that is how I will sign all letters from now on.

[neeksxoxo]

i just tricked i mean bribed i mean convinced my friend to buy me highlighters, page markers and a book for my birthday

best

birthday

ever

[cherishyou]

im 4 away from 250 some1 promo me.....