#brick-through-my-window

[shrimphusband]

I hope everyone is normal to you forever and ever and also that the devs message you specifically about shrimpo getting a lipstick kiss mark skin just for you to use. DONT GO BALD

AUUUUUUU THANK YOU ANON !!!!!! update is coming soon they still have a chance to give me shrimpo lipstick kisses !!!

[shrimphusband]

🪷 - if the roles were reversed and your f/o was the one selfshipping with you, what would their blog look like?

🧸 - how would your f/o try to comfort you if you were upset?

🦢 - what's a petty argument you'd have with your f/o?

For da ask game

Misc. Ask Game !!

🪷 :: this one was tough until i realized shrimpo would 100% be one of those overly aggressive nonsharers that gives all nonsharers a bad rep LMFAO. listen i love the guy but he is a JACKASS sometimes. some url like "chimesonenonly" or some similarly "fuck doubles" esque username LOL

i think his blog would be a lot of like posting about how cool he is and hyping up his own ship. like 90% of it is exactly what you'd expect from Shrimpo On Tumblr. however i do think every so often there would be really soft and sweet posts that make you realize he's just. DEEPLY insecure and lashing out about it

he'd probably get run off the site and / or ignored and blocked by so many ppl he might as well not exist. this is why i'm the selfshipper and he's the f/o LOL

🧸 shrimpo is the epitome of "sorry my love language is acts of service and all i know how to do is kill" at least in the beginning

even once he gets his issues a lil more under control he's still really bad with words. so i think he'd just be really physically attentive. cuddling, grabbing things i might need, keeping others away, etc. he's doing his absolute best and honestly i think it would help waaaay more than he realizes.

🦢 music. like 100% music LOL i think we'd playfully bicker about the other having absolute shit taste and how so-and-so band is better than such-and-such band. but at the end of the day neither of us would ever say no to listening to the other's music, it's not all that serious.

now a petty argument we would both take really seriously is showering. i'm a morning showerer and shrimpo is a night showerer. neither of us is convincing the other to change EVER but we WILL bicker about it until the end of time

[shrimphusband]

How about 7 and 11 for that ask game? :D

How Would Your F/O Say It Ask Game !!

7. "I want to go here."

I think he'd just start tugging you wherever he wanted to go while insisting you go somewhere cooler or more fun. He's very blunt and direct with what he wants most of the time.

11. "I like your company."

This one is SOOOOOOOOO subtle. Shrimpo is the king of never allowing himself to feel wanted or loved or pleasure or anything. So he pulls away from others really hard.

But I think if he actually really enjoys someone's company enough to pull away from his usual "I HATE EVERYONE!!!" persona, he'd just be a lot more... relaxed. You might not get affection in the traditional sense, but you'll get to see more of Shrimpo's personality past the front he puts up. He'd hang around you, snicker to you, generally just be a chill guy for once in his life.

Like I said, it's a subtle change. But if you've gotten close enough to Shrimpo to actually notice it at all, it's pretty night and day.

[shrimphusband]

6 19 and 29 from the ask game GO

How Would Your F/O Say It Ask Game !!

6. "I don't want to be here."

Shrimpo is, like, AGGRESSIVELY blunt. If he wanted to leave he'd just say something like "Ugh, let's get out of this fuckin' place!" while dragging me along.

Buuuuut if he couldn't just announce it like that for some reason, I think he'd just get super bristly and clingy, kind of like a cat at a house party that very much does not want to be touched.

19. "I can't focus."

Bang his head against whatever he's trying to focus on. The desk, the machine, the stove (he is rarely allowed in the kitchen for this reason). If that doesn't help him lock in, he'll just make frustrated noises and ditch whatever it is.

29. "I hate this person."

Shrimpo's dialogue includes 59 different instances of the word "HATE" so I think he might just directly tell someone honestly!

Jokes aside, Shrimpo doesn't actually hate most people. A lot of his "I HATE (THING)!!" is just him pushing others away and leaning into his "bully" role because he feels it's the only way he's allowed to act and it's the only behavior he's ever been taught. But it comes sort of naturally, so he's

But Shrimpo actually hating someone would be really quiet, I think. Gritting his teeth, clenching his fists, avoiding them, the works. Visibly tense and uncomfortable around them and ready to snap at the first sign of 'danger'. You'd have to really know what to look for to be able to tell if he's serious about hating someone, but generally, the quieter he is, the worse he hates someone.