#bricktoad

[marth-amiibo]

hello sir are you the one who ordered two hundred crates of apples

what the fuck i asked for peaches

[marth-amiibo]

if you butter a piece of bread on both sides, it will always land butter side down

i had a stroke reading this

[marth-amiibo]

a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! BUM BUM BUM got any grapes?

du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du she told me alright she really did and you know what she did YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID

[dabottle]

weeb

I SAW AN ASK AND GOT SO EXCITED AND IT’S JUST THIS

[thynapocalypse]

now this is the quality content that i like to see

welcome to my Fuck House

[skolipede]

bricktoad said: perks of being lewis: i am the last remaining human being with the name lewis

the only other living thing ive met with my name was a dog in hungary

[dabottle]

THEN STOP PLAYING LEAGUE AND YOU WON'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM

BUT I HAVE NO MORE LIFE IS STRANGE TO PLAY FOR A MONTH ;;

[dabottle]

I WAS GONNA TWEET HIM THAT BUT I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD BE ALL THAT FUNNY

FUCKING DO IT