#brightlordkholin

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brightlordkholin replied to your post: holy shit i go back to scadrial once and suddenly...

Gavilar is my older brother, former King of Alethkar, and a living embodiment of the unity of our kingdom.

renarinofbridge4 replied to your post:holy shit i go back to scadrial once and suddenly...

That is Gavilar. He was dead. -Glys

so let me get this straight

the living embodiment of the unity of your kingdom was dead?

that sounds like a problem my dudes

[cosmererp]

Gavilar sneaks away from Sadeas the night after his resurrection to find Dalinar and get the other side of the story.

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The Cute

brightnessnavani Dalinar, my love?

brightlordkholin Yes, my gorgeous wife?

brightnessnavani I love how blue your eyes are.

brightlordkholin I love how sweet your smile is.

brightnessnavani It is hardly as sweet as yours.

brightlordkholin My men have had no luck locating Sadeas.

brightnessnavani You would think that they would have by now, considering how he literally smells like he was the test subject for a perfume factory.

brightlordkholin He must have outside help.

brightnessnavani Oh. I’m sure of it. I’m not sure what to do, other than going to find him myself. He is probably in his summer house he built in Kholinar.

brightlordkholin Possibly.

brightnessnavani Can I borrow your shardblade?

brightlordkholin You’ll have to ask him.

brightnessnavani Ah yes. Perhaps I will just borrow Elhokar’s.

brightnessnavani I believe this is an act of treason on Sadeas’ part. Which could be punishable by death.

brightlordkholin I agree.

brightnessnavani I am more disgusted than saddened by this. Does that make me an awful person?

brightlordkholin I don’t believe so. Gavilar has moved on; the only thing Sadeas has insulted is our honor as a royal house. If anything, then I am an awful person because I and Renarin are hoping that we will be able to carry out the punishment for a charge of treason.

brightnessnavani If you don’t, I will.

Today at 4:32 PM

brightlordkholin I love you.

brightnessnavani And I love and adore you.

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Regarding Gavilar's Body (Dalinar + Sadeas)

brightlordkholin What are you doing? What in all ten hells would possess you to remove Gavilar’s body? If you don’t return him to his rightful place I will have you arrested for treason.

highprincesadeas Aha now let’s not be hasty There’s no need to arrest me, you have no evidence it was me

brightlordkholin I have relilable reports.

highprincesadeas Your son is not a reliable report

brightlordkholin My child, Renarin, is reliable, and so is their source.

highprincesadeas Their source is ati, who is an even less reliable report

highprincesadeas Drop the charges against me

brightlordkholin Will you return Gavilar’s body?

highprincesadeas I don’t have it. Why would I steal Gavilars body, that’s ridiculous?

brightlordkholin You and I both know that outside of political enemies, of which we have none vitriolic for such an act, you are the most likely suspect for such an act. I suggest you try acting innocent instead to someone who hasn’t known you for over two decades.

highprincesadeas You always assume I’m the one behind everything!

highprincesadeas Just this once it might not be me

brightlordkholin But it is you.

highprincesadeas Okay yes fine, it was me But I took it for a very important reason

brightlordkholin Bring him back.

highprincesadeas That’s what I’m trying to do!!

brightlordkholin I beg your pardon?

highprincesadeas I’m going to bring him back To life

brightlordkholin That’s impossible.

brightlordkholin The very thought of it is blasphemous as well.

highprincesadeas Maybe it is impossible, but I have to try

brightlordkholin No, you do not.

highprincesadeas I made a deal with a god, I don’t quite understand the details but… Don’t you want to see him again?

brightlordkholin Of course I do, Torol, but I can’t. Neither of us can.

highprincesadeas You’re wrong

brightlordkholin We will see him in the Tranquiline Halls.

highprincesadeas Fuck the storming Tranquiline Halls! I don’t want to wait that long!

brightlordkholin You might not have to.

highprincesadeas Is that a threat?

brightlordkholin Perhaps. Rarely in my life have I been as furious as I was when I heard what you’d done.

highprincesadeas Gavilars body is fine with me I did not take it with the intent of angering you However much I do enjoy that particular emotion on you…

brightlordkholin Gavilar’s body is the body of a King, the first King of Alethkar in a long time. His body is a symbol of the unification of the Highprinces under a common ruler. It will not be ‘fine’ with you.

highprincesadeas If it doesn’t work ill give him back and you can lock me up

brightlordkholin I cannot let you try.

highprincesadeas I give you my word, as little as that means to you these days

brightlordkholin I have already ordered a squad to bring you in.

highprincesadeas Storms Why must you be so difficult I would have thought you’d be happy to see him again after you let him die! I guess you truely are the worst brother Good luck finding me 😚

brightlordkholin You will not see the light of day as long as I can possibly allow for it.

highprincesadeas You were never good at hide and seek I doubt your little squad will find me

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This Is Totally Dalinar, Guys (Sadeas on Dalinar's Phone and Cultivation)

brightlordkholin You could do better than Edgli

She is a disaster in every way

A ditz and a failure shard-of-cultivation hello,torol sadeas.

brightlordkholin Heh, guess you could see right through that

shard-of-cultivation i literally have functional omnipotence on Roshar and even if I didn’t, you’re shit at impersonating Dalinar

brightlordkholin Yet another reason you are an incredible god!

I’m very impressed

shard-of-cultivation shut up

brightlordkholin Of course ma'am, whatever you say

shard-of-cultivation and stop being a pathetic ass-kissing piece of shit

brightlordkholin I will try my lady!

brightlordkholin Just being in the presence of a wonderful and all powerful god like yourself makes my ass-kissing tendencies rise up, its hard to control. I apologise.

shard-of-cultivation for fuck’s sake

brightlordkholin I’m sorry if I have offended you

shard-of-cultivation you literally open this conversation by insulting my fiancee and then you act like you’re surprised i’m offended

brightlordkholin It’s a joke! A silly prank

Dalinar wouldn’t say those things

shard-of-cultivation no shit

brightlordkholin Please dont be offended

shard-of-cultivation again, you literally opened this by insulting my fiancee, and i know you’ve been insulting her to her face as well, i’m gonna get pretty fucking offended

brightlordkholin Oh, fine.

I dont care anyway

shard-of-cultivation so leave me alone

brightlordkholin Why dont you leave me alone

shard-of-cultivation youve started literally every conversation we’ve had and every time i’ve asked you to stop talking to me and yet /i’m/ the one who won’t leave /you/ alone?

brightlordkholin Yes.

[skybreakerinwhite-blog]

I'm aesthetically jealous of you. My old man face is ugly and I look terrible in white

zane, you forgot to hit anon.

[highprincesadeas-blog]

brightlordkholin replied to your post “I’m looking for something good to watch, any suggestions?”

Mulan.

Hmm it was actually rather enjoyable, I expected something more boring from you. 

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Sadeas Has a Question

highprincesadeas There’s something I’ve been wondering actually

highprincesadeas I normally wouldn’t ask you but… you’re the only person I think would know the answer

brightlordkholin Yes?

highprincesadeas How do you contact the nightwatcher?

brightlordkholin I strongly suggest that you don’t.

highprincesadeas I’m not saying I’m going to I just want to know how

brightlordkholin It’s not as hard as people think. You travel to the valley in western Roshar where she resides, and find her. As far as I’m aware, you can’t summon or contact her by any means other than that.

highprincesadeas And she just… gives you anything you want? Can you negotiate the catch?

brightlordkholin You ask her for one boon. As far as I know, she always grants it in some form or another, along with a curse of her choosing. The boon can be permanent or temporary, such as a physical gift, but the curse is always permanent.

highprincesadeas Could she erase my memory do you think?

highprincesadeas Completely in theory of course!

brightlordkholin It’s my experience that she can.

highprincesadeas I see…

highprincesadeas Like, all of it?

brightlordkholin I’m… not sure, but it sounds like it’d be within her power.

highprincesadeas Thank you for your input Have a nice day

brightlordkholin Let me say again that I highly suggest leaving the Nightwatcher alone.

highprincesadeas Yup I will note down your opinion