#bringback2012

[briceterry]

Rovio... You never cease to make me so angry all the time ever since the release of The Angry Birds Movie 2... Because WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK IS THIS!?! When The Angry Birds Movie 3 trailer comes out, I'm gonna riot.

[ferretlivvie]

let it be known the onceler cannonly called the lorax daddy

[loanedcash]

Thank you for all the support lately!! 

[briceterry]

So... I played Angry Birds Rush because it's in early access. And I'm safe to say and with the safest of qualifications... This is honestly one of these most barebones and repetitive experiences I've had with this stupid series, and most of their Spin-off games starting from Angry Birds Pop (Back when it was Angry Birds Stella pop, but Rovio ditched that spinoff series and made it an Angry Birds series game because they hate their fans). The gameplay is so repetitive I can write it down in a simple way. You drag the bird you're playing as, release them out of the slingshot and drag them from left to right because this is an ""endless runner"" (big quotes there), you fly into coins, power-ups, crates, pigs and structures, Build stuff for the pigs with the coins you collected. Raid someone else's stuff ala King of Thieves, get multiple rage chilis and watch a glorified cutscene... Rinse and repeat... Until you realize you no longer have enough stamina so you go outside and grab a water hose and shove it up your a-

I honestly don't know why I still bitch and moan about this series that was single handedly ruined by its own company... I... Just... *Sighs in a very bitchy and autistic classic Angry Birds superfan manner*...

B o i . . .

I'm an angry autistic classic Angry Birds superfan and I'm about to get real mad and whine because it's what classic fans do best... So Please stop reading this if you're feeling good and I don't want you to have a bad day...

I genuinely wish Rovio can be more passionate towards their fans and give them what they want. Because if classic fans like me are constantly bitching and moaning about Rovio's new terrible direction they've been going in for almost ten years and how much we tell them that remaking most of their classic games would save them, or you know, they get someone hired that actually loves this franchise and save it singlehandedly... At that point, why do we even stay in this community if were just gonna be negative. I've been a very harsh complainer about the stuff Rovio started doing and releasing in 2019 and it hasn't been stopping since... I genuinely want this series to be good. And when something looks actually decent, it ends up being a trainwreck like most of their stuff. Like Rovio, I know you're not reading this because you don't do the Tumblr. But actually listen to your fans. Like hood examples is the Paper Mario series. After Super Paper Mario, the series started getting the New Soup formula that caused Paper Mario: Sticker Star, Paper Mario: Color Splash and Paper Mario: The Origami King to exist and fans of the classic games, hated the new direction. But Nintendo listened to the backlash, and remade Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door... Sound familiar right. YEAH, YOU GUYS DID THE EXACT DAMN THING WITH THE ANGRY BIRDS REMAKE! But unlike Nintendo, YOU SNOT NOSED GREEDY ASSES DELISTED IT OFF THE GOOGLE PLAY STORE AND CHANGED THE NAME ON THE APP STORE BECAUSE YOU GOT COLD FEET!!! I have lost hope in everything including my will to live. But for whatever reason despite my bitching and moaning, I have one strand of hope for this series to be good for god knows why.

Anyways, my autistic bitching about Angry Birds will probably become more frequent when Rovio Reveals The Angry Birds Movie 3, so this is a calm before the storm... Which will start now.

CinemaCon showed off the trailer for the film, and what were told and this movie is nothing more than a horrible parenthood and babysitting movie with the rebellious teen story that made Shrek 5 get delayed... It's gonna be fucking shit just like The Angry Birds Movie 2 and I hate that I fucking knew this... FUCK...

Also I guess happy tenth anniversary to The Angry Birds Movie to those living in different timezones. That film is... Not good. Even though it is better than Utter Trash 1 and Utter Trash 2 when it releases and has the amazing Birds vs. Pigs fight and the reveal of probably one of the most wasted potential ever in The Blues, that's not exactly a high bar or a defense.

[burningpironator]

angry birds vs the red brotherhood

How gonna our heros escapes from the corporative hands of people who wants to kill them and replace them with antropomorphic versions of themselves?

[briceterry]

Previews of my next Brice Talks on Wattpad.

(Also, I'm sorry Callie fans. But I honestly think Callie is a trash waifu.)

[sneakkillah]

#cutoff