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The blond let out a small grumble hands fiddling with a small metal can of fruit flavored candies. The damn thing just wouldn’t open. 

                       He tried smacking it and even tried his own fingers which now hurt like hell. 

                    He softly pondered what if he had a coin or something to pry it open. 

Of course for whatever reason god was smiling on him today because there was Kyle, that dude had to have some coins in his pocket!

“OOOiii!!!! Ky’!!” 

                          Kenny lifted his arm shaking the candy filled tin. 

               “DO Y’ALL GOT A PENNY!” 

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K

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   “You’re so tiny tiny like an ANT. I could almost   step on you but I won't because I'm nice. "

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       “H-Hey, s-so you’re... y-you’re Jewish, huh? That’s-           That’s actually pretty cool! I-I used to be Jewish!           M-My parents never really celebrated Hanukkah           o-or anything, though. I think... I-I’m pretty sure my           dad thought it was just a-a scam to get Christmas           to last longer, y-yknow?”