* (You can tell that he’s woken up by the way his body gives a small jerk, but he keeps his eyes closed. Probably doesn’t want any water getting into his sockets.)
“aw, c’mon. i already had a shower this week.”
* (He grins, in the way of his that suggests an actual grin, and spits out a thin stream of water through his teeth before sitting up and opening his eyes. There’s no anger in his gaze as he studies you, or malice, or vengeance, or whatever it may have been you expected to find there. Just pure, unbridled curiosity.)
“so. you’re the infamous flowey, huh? or one of them, anyway.
* (He leans forward, putting his elbows on the present and holding his face with his hands. At least he’s being careful, as the package doesn’t seem to suffer any damage.)
“…you’re kinda smaller than i thought you’d be.”
“Then I am just doing a favor to everyone around you!” Flowey chirps, unperturbed. “By giving you an extra wash! Golly, I wonder how anyone puts up with an old stinker like you...”
There is little venom in his voice, though; it is all in good humor. Even though the stranger is now awake, Flowey diligently pours the rest of the water over his skull and puts the can aside, admiring his work.
“Yeah. I am Flowey the flower, folks call me Daisy to differentiate, yadda yadda. And it is tall talk for someone who looks like he shops for clothes in the children’s isle.” The flower winks, unmoved. He knows he’s one foot tall, why does that matter? “Anyway. What’s your name? And what did you forget down here? Aside from flowers and dead children, this place has little to offer in terms of entertainment.”