#bromeomontague

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bromeomontague

 is michael the count now?

One bottle of hair dye…. Two bottles if hair dye… Three bottles of hair die… THREE. THREE BOTTLES. AH HA HA HA HA

FIGHT ME

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you are very wonderful

No, you’re wonderful. Following your blog was one of the most solid decisions I’ve ever made, Tumblr-wise.

[ilovegarbage]

hannah: costumers have been really mean to me all week. do i just radiate a punching bag vibe?

me: you gotta give off the vibe i do. the vibe that you're not afraid to follow them out to the parking lot and stab them.

hannah:

mom:

hannah:

me: what? it works.

[ilovegarbage]

bromeomontague replied to your post “bromeomontague replied to your post “Okay so I love simmerdownirwin i...”

A haunted boat so we can party with zak bagels

you know what go hang out with missy ( simmerdownirwin) in the hoe dont do it corner

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bromeomontague replied to your post “Okay so I love simmerdownirwin i would do anything for her so I wrote...”

Ellie let's buy a boat

HOE DONT DO IT

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me and my older sister: *fighting over who's the zak bagan's of the group*

little sister: this is hard bc hannah says bro a lot, but i feel like ellie's a lot more likely to take her shirt off and try to fight a ghost because she hates clothes and wants to fight EVERYTHING

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bromeomontague replied to your post “I forgot to bring a bottle opener with me and i was like darn but then...”

me and my friends forgot to bring bottle openers when we were camping so my friend opened our beers using the cliff face like he was bear grylls

#respect

i want to go camping with beer tho that sounds rad

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Hannah tries to come for me for liking michael but DENNIS FROM IASIP HANNAH DENNIS!!!!