#brook's shitposts

[waterdnp]

us: after dan’s interview this week tensions seem high what if this is a big video phil’s putting out this week what if they finally announce that they’re moving what if-

phil: i had a camera up my ass 

[phandomfbi]

i think i can handle whatever they do better than the drama thats going to happen lol i can already see the textposts

man i don’t even know i’ll probably be the one making the textposts rip 

-brook 

[waterdnp]

it’s literally extrovert but go off i guess

[waterdnp]

mcr: ok so-

us: 

[waterdnp]

some of y’all: dnp aren’t doing joint content anymore because they’re separating from each other and they want us to get used to the fact that they’re NOT TOGETHER

dan and phil: WE just made a major JOINT life decision and WE are adopting a fish TOGETHER that WE will be caring for TOGETHER 

[waterdnp]

phil referencing dan and phil crafts three (3) days away from april fool’s day is the exact opposite of what i needed in my life today and now i am scared 

[waterdnp]

dan going absolutely overboard decorating a tank and learning to care for their beta fish outgays the 45 minute coming out video and i love him 

[waterdnp]

ok but dan LITERALLY glued a bunch of rainbow sequins to a skeleton shirt just to make the most accurate and iconic pride outfit ever and we fucking stan an extra gay