#brown jokes

[kaurwrites]

every brown girl dreams about her wedding, how her dress looks like, how her henna turns out, what type of kutha husband will it be.

[spiduhhhman]

has this been done yet?

[subtle-worry]

Hi milli it's me .. mili hahhaa i love following other people with my name :))

Hi Mili! I did a follow spree yesterday & coincidently you just happened to have the same name as me. I’ve never met a Mili in person before but hi via Tumblr! 😄 Mili aaj Mili se mili.

[hello-ankhein-kolo]

What did one naan say to the other naan before they got married? There's naan like you!

[krissyjessy]

Me: *Has "Peace" and "Love" written on my wrists in Urdu*

White Chick in Math: Omg! is that AYRAB?!

[shutupilikethisshit]

Your average encounter with a bikhari (Good)

Bikhari ji: Allah ke nam pe pese de do?

Me: *gives some cash I could find*

Bikhari ji: ALLAH AAP KO DHER SARI KHUSHIYAN AUR BACHE DEN!

*now lets take a moment to realise that Bache and Khushiyn are seperately categorized...ouch*

[shutupilikethisshit]

Desi Parents : Tumhe jo ban na hai tum bano. Dactor ya enjineer

Desi kids all over the world : *itna intense facepalm ke saare gol gappe khud se toot gai*

[shutupilikethisshit]

Whatchya call a guy with one hair? -Iqbal