#brucemas

[wefixspacejunk]

Out Now! This year's Brucemas special has a Hunakah vibe to it as well as a certain festive film! Can you guess which one?

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[btothed]

Tis’ the season…

[gammacousin]

Tony: “Let me get this straight, you took someone who can at whim turn into the giant green rage monster paintballing, just to pummel him with green bullets...”

Clint: “Yep! And I’ll do it again!”

Tony: “Genuis!”

Bruce *showing off his green bruises to the team*: “Look! I’m the hulk! Grrr!”

Merry Brucemas2020. It’s Clint’s day.

[alpaccaking]

Wondering if Brucemas is based on Die Hard and the present day debate about whether or not it's a Christmas movie and hearing that yes. yes it is. are two completely different indescribable feelings

[gammacousin]

Happy Brutasha day: Brucemas Day2

Enjoy “Mistletoe” here

Summary: Natasha hates conversation. Bruce can’t read her mind.

[btothed]

Karate Santa is the hero we never knew we needed. Until now.

[kitts-mechanix]

So on 23 December @bluesakura007 and I celebrated "Brucemas" and I think you all can guess who got which card, which we each designed. I actually got the idea after seeing a post about some friends who had their own "Brucemas" but with Bruce Willis and decided to make our own version but with Bruce Campbell ^^

[btothed]

My absolute love of Christmas is well documented (see also: Brucemas). But not as well documented? The Christmas-related things that I loathe:

5. Band Aid - "Do they Know It's Christmas?" ... man, I just want to be nostalgic for my childhood and a simpler time when I didn't have to work long hours, had no responsibility, and wrote 12 page Christmas lists using crayon and smelly magic markers. Don't drop such heavy material on my playlist. But that's a classic Bono move.

4. "Wonderful Christmastime" ... there's nothing wonderful about this song, nor even Christmas-feeling about it. Paul McCartney, you're better than this.

3. Manheim Steamroller. What is it, even? If it was Cameron Manheim performing "Steamroller Blues" then that'd be worth my looking into.

2. Transiberian Orchestra. It just sounds like "Revenge of the Nerds" Christmas. Remember when the Nerds do their surprise musical routine with electric guitars and computers? This sounds like that. But not in a good way, because I actually love Revenge of the Nerds and I love Christmas.

1. That fucking "Christmas Shoes" song. Seriously. Don't get me started on that low hanging overly sappy song writing. The song doesn't make me sad. It makes me angry.