Sir Knight George Bruce Harrington the Original of Blunberry
Here I shall rant of the lovely conversation me and my friend had today:
Here's some background knowledge: There is the deer that will just stand in her yard and be like "sup humans, youre so weird walking around on your two feet and shining two miniature suns at me while im chilling in your yard. BRB guys mother is calling!" you could almost walk up to him!
The name:
It started out as not John
then it went to : George Bruce Harrington Junior
then: George Bruce Harrington THE ORIGINAL
-SIR George Bruce Harrington the Original
-Sir KNIGHT George Bruce Harrington the Original (Brucie for short)
-Sir Knight George Bruce Harrington the Original of Blunberry *a nonexistence place in Englandberry* (Brucie for short)
And now we have turned this into a thing
#we made a thing (tht ones for Haley)
let me elaborate:
first this happened: SIR KNIGHT GEORGE BRUCE HARRINGTON THE ORIGINAL OF BLUNBERRY (BRUCIE FOR SHORT) I NAME THEE (does sword thing with flower) *drapes a cloak of grass over him*
we bestow upon you the spot of companionship *puts blue spot on front left hoof* and the spot of friend/ flat mate (puts spot of tea on other hoof)
*does secret handshake with ear* we shall meet twice a 2.8th week and we shall meet on bubble wrap by the 37th tree in the lowers woods, our first meeting shall be the development of the treaty.
sidenote: bring carrots for the others
treaty shall hold visiting rights and boundary lines for hunting (we dont want our smaller humans hunted) plus attendance at all meetings and flower crowns with red pandas.
Further information will be announced once next meeting is held
we shall call this: THE BRUCIE FANDOM