Your content has literally made me cry insanely hard several times now, and I mean that as a compliment. As a break from all that bittersweet, would you maybe be up to writing something sweet/funny about bts introducing their s.o to the members?
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ahhh... THANK YOU so much for the kind words 🥹💜 Sorry this took ages, but I hope this is what you wanted! I accidentally deleted my draft when I was halway through and had to rewrite it all, so I was a bit pissed and ignored it for a while - I'm sorry... Anyway I hope you enjoy reading! — c —💜
BTS Introducing their Significant Other to the Members - HC
Pairings: BTS x reader Rating: G Genre: fluff, comedy, romance Warnings: none
KIM NAMJOON (RM)
SETUP
plans a "low-key intellectual hangout" at his apartment
= poetry books, ambient jazz, charcuterie board
he spent two hours arranging cheese by acidity levels
he’s nervous
you can tell by how often he adjusts his glasses
How He Introduces You
Stage 1 (Formal)
“Everyone, this is [y/n]. They’re a [job] and… uh… they like Murakami?”
practiced this in the mirror countless times
Stage 2 (Panic)
when Jin raises an eyebrow
he blurts
“They also hate cilantro. Like me.”
as if this is the ultimate compatibility test
MEMBERS’ REACTIONS
Jin
immediately slides you a glass of wine
“Rate his bedroom skills. Scale of 1 to dimples.”
Namjoon drops his knife
Namjoon: “HYUNG. WHAT.” You: “Solid 8. Loses points for explaining Kant’s Critique of Pure Reason after.” Jin: “Classic Joon-ah.”
Jin high-fives you
Yoongi
lurks by the bookshelf, then deadpans
Yoongi: “You know he cries during Her, right?” Namjoon: “It’s a philosophical response!” You: “He cried at a McDonald’s commercial last week.” Yoongi: “Keep them.”
= his version of approval
Hobi
drags you to the dance floor
a.k.a. the 3x3 ft space by the speaker
Hobi: “Teach us your signature move!” You: [attempting the sprinkler] Jungkook: “Iconic.”
he joins in
Namjoon watches fondly, forgetting to be embarrassed
FUNNY MOMENT
Taehyung finds Namjoon’s Notes App open to “Reasons I Love [y/n] (Draft 7)”
reads it aloud
“1. Their laugh sounds like wind chimes. 2. They don’t judge my plant names. 3. They...”
he snatches the phone
Namjoon: "Privacy is a thing, Tae!” You: “Wait, what’s #3?” Jin: “Obviously ‘they tolerate my hyungs.’”
SWEET MOMENT
Namjoon Checks On You
pulls you aside
hands cupping your elbows
“You okay? They’re… a lot.”
his thumb rubs circles on your skin
“They’re perfect. Like you.”
his ears turn red
“I... uh. Galaxy. You’re my... universe. Or something.”
= poet ruined
AFTERMATH
Jungkook adds you to the “BTS Group Chat”
nickname “Joon’s Better Half (Literally)”
Jimin texts you later
“He’s so whipped. Welcome to the family.”
Namjoon falls asleep on your shoulder that night
“Told you they’d love you.”
KIM SEOKJIN (JIN)
SETUP
transforms his penthouse into a "Michelin-Star Experience"
= candles everywhere, suspiciously perfect table settings, a 7-course menu
greets you in a silk robe that accidentally flaps open
"Relax, jagiya! They’ll be jealous of how hot we look."
How He Introduces You
Stage 1 (Grand Entrance)
"Members! Meet the reason I’ve upgraded from ramen to truffle oil!"
winks
spills champagne on Yoongi’s shoes
Stage 2 (Panic)
when Jimin coos "Aww, hyung’s blushing!"
he deflects
"It’s chef’s glow! Also, they beat my Super Mario Kart record. Marry them."
MEMBERS’ REACTIONS
Yoongi
Immediately sniffs the "homemade" bisque
Yoongi: "Tastes like... Yeosu’s Seafood Palace. Three Michelin stars. Interesting." Jin: "I... adapted their recipe!"
he sweats visibly
You: "He burned water twice this week. We ordered in."
Yoongi smirks
slides you his number
"Call me when he starves you."
Hobi demands a "Couple Dance Challenge!"
Jin: "Observe my tango!" You: "That was the sprinkler, babe."
Jungkook films it
caption: "Worldwide Clumsy."
Taehyung pulls you aside mid-salad course
Taehyung: "He owns 37 BTS plushies. Sleeps with an RJ nightlight. Tell no one." Jin: "YAH! Stop seducing my partner with secrets!"
flings a bread roll
FUNNY MOMENT
Soufflé Incident
Jin’s "signature dessert" collapses
Jin: "NO! MY MASTERPIECE!" Jimin: "It’s a metaphor, hyung! Like... collapsed dreams?" You: "Or just bad baking." Jin: "Fine! Emergency dessert!"
pulls out a bought cheesecake
SWEET MOMENT
Jin Checks On You
finds you hiding in the kitchen, overwhelmed
"Hey. Worldwide Handsome to the rescue."
leans against fridge
"They’re idiots, but our idiots. Okay?"
tugs you close, voice uncharacteristically soft
"Yah. You’re my favorite view."
presses a kiss to your flour-dusted hair
AFTERMATH
Group Chat Add
Jin creates "Jin’s Prettier-Half Protection Squad"
= members OT7 + you
first message:
Jin: "RULES: No flirting with my partner! No stealing cheesecake! Jungkook stop sending gym selfies!"
Jimin sends a selfie of him and you and Jin’s abandoned soufflé
"New couple photo!"
MIN YOONGI (SUGA)
SETUP
does not do "meet the members" events
but after six months of dating, he finally caves
on his terms
brings you to his studio under the guise of "needing feedback on a track"
= a lie
it's just the only place he feels in control
How He Introduces You
Stage 1 (Casual Avoidance)
"This is [y/n]. They're... here."
gestures vaguely
refuses eye contact
Stage 2 (Defensive)
"No, you cannot interrogate them. No, Jin-hyung, they don't want to hear about my trainee-era mullet."
Stage 3 (Unintentional Softness)
when you compliment his equipment
mumbles under his breath
"They know their shit..."
tiniest smirk on bis lips
this is how the members know it's serious
MEMBERS' REACTIONS
Jin leans against the mixing board
Jin: "So. How exactly did you tolerate this grumpy cat long enough to date him?" Yoongi: "Hyung. Leave."
he is glaring
tho doesn't deny the "grumpy cat" label
You: "I bribed him with coffee. And silence." Jin: "A soulmate."
Hobi immediately challenges you to a "studio dance-off"
= a.k.a. embarrassing Yoongi
you attempt the "Haegeum" choreo, failing spectacularly
Yoongi: "Yah. Stop."
he's hiding a smile behind his hand
Jungkook notices the extra headphones Yoongi bought just for you
Jungkook: "Hyung... you never share your studio."
Yoongi: "They're quiet. Unlike some people."
you catch his pinky brushing yours
FUNNY MOMENT
Jimin finds Yoongi's secret playlist titled "[y/n] Vibes"
= full of lo-fi and one Taylor Swift song
Jimin: "Oh my god. Yoongi-hyung has feelings." Yoongi: "Delete that. Now."
too late
screenshot is already in the group chat
You: "I knew you liked 'Cruel Summer'!"
SWEET MOMENT
Yoongi Checks On You
between members' chaos, he tugs you aside
"You good? They're... a lot."
his thumb traces your wrist
= his version of a lifeline
you whisper "I love them. And you."
he looks away, but his ears are red
AFTERMATH
Taehyung adopts you as his "new muse"
starts sketching you during meetings
Namjoon texts you later
"He’s never let anyone touch his studio equipment. Ever."
Yoongi "accidentally" leaves his hoodie in your bag
"It’s cold..."
it’s July
JUNG HOSEOK (J-HOPE)
SETUP
plans a "fun, casual, totally-not-overwhelming" dance studio hangout
room is suspiciously clean
there's a snack bar with heart-shaped rice balls
he's changed outfits three times
insists "It's just chill."
he is bouncing on his toes
How He Introduces You
Stage 1 (Enthusiastic)
"GUYS! This is my favorite person!!"
lifts your hand like a boxing champ
Stage 2 (Panic)
when you look nervous, he blurts:
"They can dance! Probably! Watch this..."
tries to spin you
you stumble
he catches you
"...Graceful!"
MEMBERS' REACTIONS
Jimin immediately challenges you to another dance-off
Hobi: "Babe, show him your signature move!"
you do
Jin leans in
Jin: "How do you handle his morning energy? Does he sing while making coffee?" You: "He does the cha-cha while toasting bread." Jin: "Ah. A menace."
Yoongi lurks in the corner
Yoongi: "They seem… quiet." Hobi: "They’re mysterious! And scary good at Mario Kart." Yoongi: "…Keep them."
FUNNY MOMENT
Jungkook: "Do they know about Hobi’s shower concerts?" You: "Oh, I have playlists. Wanna hear his Noraebang version of ‘Dynamite’?" Hobi: "TRAITOR!"
chases you
you hide behind Tae
SWEET MOMENT
Hobi Checks On You
pulls you aside mid-chaos
hands framing your face
"You good? Too much? I can tone it down."
you whisper: "I love your chaos."
he grins so wide his cheeks hurt
"Yeah? Good. Because this is your life now."
AFTERMATH
Taehyung adds you to his "Favorite Humans" list
Namjoon texts you:
"You survived. Welcome to the circus."
Hobi falls asleep that night, head on your lap
murmuring: "Knew they’d adore you."
PARK JIMIN
SETUP
plans a "cozy movie night" at the dorm
complete with fairy lights, a mountain of blankets, every snack known to mankind
he’s bouncing with excitement
texting you all day
“Hyungs are gonna love you! Just be yourself! But maybe don’t mention the time I cried over Toy Story 3.”
How He Introduces You
Stage 1 (Excited Puppy Mode)
“GUYS. THIS IS MY PERSON.”
literally drags you into the room by the hand
Stage 2 (Possessive Cuddles)
pulls you onto his lap in front of everyone
“Mine. Look at them.”
Jin coos
Yoongi groans
MEMBERS’ REACTIONS
Jin immediately tests your humor
Jin: “Jiminie sings in the shower. Rate his high notes.” You: “Depends. Is dying whale a note?” Jimin: (gasps) “Betrayal.”
but he’s grinning
Jungkook: “They’re perfect for you.”
Hobi challenges you to a Just Dance duel
you attempt “Butter”
tripping over the coffee table
Hobi: “10/10 for effort!”
Jimin claps like you won an Oscar
Yoongi raises a brow
Yoongi: “You know he steals hoodies, right?”
you pull up sleeve to reveal Jimin’s stolen BTS tour shirt
Yoongi: “Ah. Another victim.”
he smiles
FUNNY MOMENT
Taehyung finds Jimin’s Notes App open to “Reasons I’m Obsessed”: “1. Their laugh. 2. Their eyes. 3. They let me bite their sandwiches.”
"TAEHYUNG-AH. DELETE THAT.”
tackles him
“Wait, #3 is accurate though.”
SWEET MOMENT
Jimin Checks On You
between movies, he pulls you into the kitchen
hands framing your face
“You okay? Too much?”
eyes wide, earnest
“They’re amazing. Like you.”
he melts
“Jagi… I’m so happy.”
kisses your forehead
Jungkook awws from the doorway
AFTERMATH
Jungkook adds you to the “BTS Chaos Group Chat” as “Jimin’s Favorite Human.”
Taehyung DMs you
“Welcome to the Jimin Protection Squad.”
sends a selca with Jimin mid-pout
Jimin falls asleep curled around you
KIM TAEHYUNG (V)
SETUP:
Taehyung doesn’t plan introductions
he orchestrates experiences
instead of a casual meet-up, he surprises everyone (including you) with a "Renaissance-Themed Picnic" in a secluded garde
there are velvet blankets, antique teacups...
How He Introduces You
Stage 1 (Dramatic)
wearing a beret and a silk scarf
presents you like a masterpiece
"Members, behold! My muse... the one who laughs at my bad jokes and steals my sweaters."
Stage 2 (Unscripted)
when Jimin coos, Taehyung pulls you into a slow waltz
"They’re also really good at this."
you are not?
he doesn’t care
MEMBERS’ REACTIONS
Jin raises a champagne flute
Jin: "Finally, someone who appreciates real art, like my face." Taehyung: "Hyung, please." You: "I do appreciate your face, Jin." Jin: "Keep them."
Yoongi eyes the harpist who has been playing
Yoongi:"How much did this cost?" Taehyung: "Art is priceless, hyung." Yoongi: "That’s not an answer." You: "I’ll Venmo you half." Yoongi: "I like them."
Jungkook challenges you to a "flower crown showdown"
Taehyung: "They’re winning." (you are not) Jungkook: "No way! Mine has daisies!" You: "Yours looks like a salad."
Taehyung wears both crowns for the rest of the day
FUNNY MOMENT
Hobi finds Taehyung’s "Love Notes to [y/n]" journal
reads aloud
"Day 87: They sneezed like a kitten today. Perfect."
Taehyung: "Privacy, Hobi-hyung!"
but he’s grinning
You: "I do sneeze like a kitten." Jimin: "This is the cutest disaster I’ve ever seen."
SWEET MOMENT
Taehyung Checks On You
pulls you aside under a willow tree
"You okay? They’re a lot."
his fingers lace with yours, squeezing gently
he kisses your knuckles
"You’re stuck with us now."
AFTERMATH
Jimin adds you to the "Protect Taehyung’s Heart" group chat
it’s just pictures of him crying at dramas
Yoongi texts you later
"He’s never been this happy. Don’t break him."
then sends a "Just kidding. Maybe."
Taehyung falls asleep in your lap
"Told you they’d adore you."
JEON JUNGKOOK
SETUP
plans a "chill gaming night" at his place - which means:
8 consoles hooked up to a TV (as big as possible)
snack mountain that could feed a small army
him nervously reorganizing the controller cords for the 15th time
How He Introduces You
Stage 1 (Excited Puppy)
"Hyungs! This is [y/n]! They're... they're THE BEST!"
proceeds to lift you in a bear hug
Stage 2 (Possessive)
"And they're MINE so NO FLIRTING ESPECIALLY YOU TAEHYUNG!"
Stage 3 (Panic)
when you wave hello, he suddenly realizes: "Wait... do they even LIKE video games?!"
MEMBERS' REACTIONS
Jin immediately challenges you to Mario Kart
Jin: "If you beat me, you get my blessing. If I win... you have to call me 'Worldwide Handsome' for a week." Jungkook: "NO FAIR HYUNG YOU'RE A PRO AT THIS"
you proceed to absolutely demolish Jin
Jin: "Okay I hate you. Welcome to the family."
Yoongi takes one look at how JK keeps touching your shoulder and smirks
Yoongi: "So. How long until you move in?" Jungkook: (spits out his drink) You: "About three weeks ago?" Yoongi: "Knew it."
then goes back to his phone
Hobi makes you do the "ARMY chant" as an initiation
when you nail it:
"OH MY GOD THEY'RE PERFECT KEEP THEM FOREVER"
FUNNY MOMENT
Taehyung finds Jungkook's secret playlist titled "Songs That Remind Me of [y/n]"
plays it on the Bluetooth speaker
it's just 'Perfect' by Ed Sheeran 17 times
Jungkook turns tomato red and tackles Tae to the ground
You: "Awwwwww" Jungkook: "DON'T 'AWW' THIS IS SERIOUS"
SWEET MOMENT
Jungkook Checks On You
between games, he pulls you into the kitchen under the pretense of getting drinks
cups your face
"You okay? They're not too much?"
you smile
"You're doing so good jagiya. They all love you."
kisses your forehead before anyone can see
finds you teaching Jimin an English slang word
watches from the doorway with heart eyes
Jimin: "Yah! Your boyfriend is making that gross lovestruck face again."
AFTERMATH
you are added to the group chat as "Kookie's Heart Attack"
Jin sends you monthly "How to Deal With Jungkook" guides
Jungkook changes your contact name to "My Win 🏆"
shows it off to EVERYONE
