One-note Homestuck Posts ------ I never posted
[Warning: this is really long and at least half of it is stupid]
1) The phrase ‘fucked up’ appeared more times post-retcon than in the entire rest of act 6.
2) So no one else thought it was funny how Vriska rationalized killing billions of ghosts because the chance of using the treasure to beat Lord English would be “worth it”, but then later ditched that plan AFTER she had already killed the billions of ghosts, because carrying out the plan no longer served her ego?
Ha. Ha. And by funny, I mean horrible.
3) was that scene where vriska was talking to meenah about changing her plans because she wasn’t ‘feeling it’ a meta way of hussie explaining that HE is changing his original plans for the story??
4) Head-canon: The modern language the Trolls use when writing informally was introduced to the Trollverse by Lord English, so that they can communicate with the humans.
That’s why it’s called English.
5) The trolls were supposed to represent internet trolls, but that doesn’t mean your online bullies are just a bunch of misunderstood misfits and you should become friends with them.
6) Will we ever learn what Karkat switched is Fetch Modus to??
7) Pronunciation Guide (turn your sound on)
When this page came out, I thought it was strange that Hussie’s comic-iteration could see the past trail, since that’s exclusively Trace’s ability.
Could Hussie have gained a power or two when he was hanging around Lil’ Cal? Or maybe he’s just looking at the panel with his meta author-eyes.
9) This is gonna sound weird, but I see Gamzee’s situation as something pretty similar to the Skull Kid from Majora’s Mask.
10) What if the psychic ability Kurloz displayed was not actually his natural ability, either? Look at the colors chosen for the eye thing. If Hussie wanted it to be 100% confirmed that it was his natural ability, he would have used the Capricorn symbol on Meulin's forehead like he does for the other trolls' mind-influencing powers, but he didn’t.
11) Roxy can make things, Jake can make copies of things, Dirk can break things, and Jane can bring things back.
But has Jake seen Weekend at Bernie’s 2?
13) If Caliborn is on an Earth that still has Jake’s frog temple, then Caliborn could potentially search for it and find the portal that would lead him to the alpha kids’ Derse or Prospit. HE HAD ACCESS TO THEIR SESSION THIS WHOLE TIME.
14) “Drawing Ex-Caliborn from the Stone®”
15) Calliope’s powers probably aren’t all that different from Caliborn’s
17) Time is tied to Memories because Time is tied to Events.
18) Echidna may be same echidna from troll session. wants to talk to kanaya because she is also her denizen. wants to talk to karkat because she has the rings they threw into the forge.
19) all the iron knights in the fire
20) Karkat’s romantic path:
then will reverse back like
and maybe some room for Nepeta
Revised: Just smear Dave all over it, and maybe some John, too. Fuck it, Karkat just makes out with everybody.
21) At the beginning of Act 6, Roxy Said her mom ‘never touched’ the liquor she had kept, but now she says she was as drunk, so which the fuck is it?
22) Did Rose going Grimdark have anything to do with the Horroterrors at all?
23) The Heroic/Just rules to a godtiered death have been equated many time to the quote “You’ll either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain.” Which would mean you’d HAVE to sacrifice yourself at some point in some heroic feat, or else selfishly living forever would lead to you becoming the villain
Like it NEEDS to happen, that was the whole point in ascending to the Godtiers; so you can use your incredible powers to be a hero. and then that’s it; you’ve made your sacrifice for a noble cause and are no longer needed
So when you think about it, being godtier doesn’t make you immortal at all. It just puts your mortality into your own hands.
You’ll still die eventually, you’re just told upfront that you gotta do something important with your life…. or you’ll just be expended
24) Another Note to self: Terezi is Daffy Duck
25) Look into what the Condecse’s “touch” could have been. And if this touch were given to Alpha John and Alpha Jade, making them nearly immortal. Popop Crocker died from the meteor. Grandma English might have lived forever for not the stab wound.
26) I just realised why The Batter Witch didn’t have her claws in the postal service, yet.
Trolls didn’t have mail. HIC must’ve not realised it was important enough to take over.
27) What if when HIC properly introduces herself, she starts up with a really dramatic speech about her accomplishments and power as Troll Queen. Then John just quips in "hi meenah."
