Please give us Southern Sam Alexander head canons lol.
ok here are some of my SSH™ (Southern Sam Headcanons™) (pls be weary that i’m from the Hell State Texas and not Arizona so if these seem kinda texas-y then you know why(also technically Arizona isnt from the south but sshhhh no one has to know))
•bien friolento-Sam: fuck the sun*slight breeze*Sam,*in seven layers of coats*: when will the Sun return from war
•has taken horseback riding lessons-didn’t last long after he fell off the horse after it did that thing where the horse neighs and picks up its two front feet. It knocked Sam off its back and onto the floor, killing him instantly-is forever scared of horses from that day on
•always yells yeehaw whenever he’s riding on the back of something-Sam,on the back of a monster terrorizing his town: My Longest Yeehaw Ever
•Has used “Tomfoolery” in a conversation before
•uses ya’ll and any variation of the word-*in space fighting aliens*Sam@Aliens: ya’ll’d’ve not have been in this situation if ya’ll would’ve just mind ya’ll’s businessAlien: Your highness, it seems that our universal translator can not decipher what the Nova is trying to convey to us.Alien Overlord: What kind of bizarre, alien language is this?
•makes fun of his state cause its from the south but gets Super Defensive when someone agrees/makes fun of Arizona-Sam: haha Arizona sucksScott: haha yeahSam: *Kill Bill Sirens*
•Sam: Yeah I grew up in the southKamala: Sam,,Arizona isn’t from the southSam: What In Tarnation
•has a cowboy hat somewhere in his closet that was given to him by his dad before he disappeared-Would rather be dead than be caught wearing it in public but will never throw it out cause his dad gave it to him and he misses his dad :(((
