#bus talk

[gniht]

So, we were talking on the bus about bad food, when the topic of Britain came up, so, obviously, I said, "How do you eat like you haven't conquered the entire world?" And apparently it was the best joke I've made yet.

[student-overheard]

ME: *sitting on the 41 after a long day of uni just wanting to get home and not worry about it for another week listening to my country playlist*

OLD LADY SITTING ACROSS FROM ME: what are you listening to

ME: *looks at phone* Dolly Parton

OLD LADY: You know dear you have good taste in music most young people these days don’t

[student-overheard]

Background info- the driver is a POC, the bus has 2 prams on it already

White middle-aged Lady with pram: *tries to get on bus*

Driver: sorry I can’t let you on

Lady: exsuce me

Driver: you can’t get in the bus there is no room for the pram

Lady: give me your name I’m reporting you to your work for predijuce you can’t not let me on just cause I’m white

Driver: *closes bus door and drives away *

[student-overheard]

AN OLD LADY TALKING TO ONE OF THE PROFESSORS ON THE U1: Why are there so many young people on this bus shouldn’t they be at school

PROFFESOR: *rolls his eyes* this is the university bus they are on their way to class

[student-overheard]

Two college students sitting on the 41 after school

Girl: How the fuck are you falling make up class

[student-overheard]

Two guys were sitting infornt of me on the 41

Blonde: what if they don’t like me

Redhead: don’t be silly they’ll love you as much as I do

Blonde: but what if they don’t I need your kids to like me

Redhead: they will besides if they don’t just get them a treat or something, they won’t be to hard to win over after all they are just cats babe

[student-overheard]

A TEENAGER ON THE PHONE TO SOMEONE ELSE ON THE 41: Old people are so bloody judgmental

[student-overheard]

OLD LADY ON THE 41 STARING AT ME : Young people are so addicted to there phones my grandson can’t even write anymore