#butt ahjumma

[jxejoong]

yes because i gotta see everything to keep track of ellie

i got sick with yoochun and honestly i dont deserve this im a good fcking person yet here i am 

with tissues and a stuffed nose 

still look good tho 

still look good

[jxejoong]

I see everything, actually heheh.

is that one of the superpowers you’ve acquired since you became a mom 

[jxejoong]

I see you, butt ahjussi.

(/sweats) you see nothing—.

[chxkyu-blog]

tyvn said:

NO WAIT- [`rolls off and clings to you]

too late! i'm withering away ! [`he dramatizes, placing his hand over his heart as he closes both eyes shut] 

yesseu tag me as butt ahjumma. should i change ur tag-

tag me as the (only) man of your life lmao B)

[jxejoong]

im crying bc why arent your posts showing up in my tag 8(

the rudeness! 

[jxejoong]

pls stop recording me before i disguise myself, change my name and move to Antarctica

if you think i won’t chase you all the way to antarctica then you’ve got another thing coming

[jxejoong]

hahahahaha no [`drowns in her own tears]

haha yes (/slides a floatie on you)

[jxejoong]

OPPA OPPA OPPA

(/RECORDS RECORDS RECORDS)