May 15, 2016
So the other day I was in a hospital puking blood and they gave me a bucket to do it into. Anyway, as it congealed it kinda formed this dark terrifying blob that I named Steven. I spent a lot of time staring at Steven and watching him grow over the course of two hours. When it came time for me to go under anesthesia before the surgery, they had to take him away. I begged them not to take my Steven away from me, but to no avail. However, before I blacked out I heard a nurse say "it took three flushes to get your Steven down." So I thought maybe if Steven met a fish in the sewer and they joined forces, this is what they would look like.