#buzzfeed fic

[nopeimnother]

monotone

working title (im not confident enough to write this tho but im just putting this idea out here lmao)

DISCLAIMER: i have no idea what im doing

au where

Buzzfeed is a R&D company

Steven Lim is a chemical engineer

Ned Fulmer is his boss in the chem dept

Annie Jeong and Adam Bianchi are both mechanical engineers, they are also work partners

Annie and Adam have been tasked to build an android/robot/life model decoy to learn & study everything about human life (heavily based on Detroit Become Human and Agents of SHIELD's LMD or life model decoy)

They build the first ever working model of an android ILNYCKYJ (maybe they randomly chose letters or smth)

They asked help from Steven in creating the power source for ILNYCKYJ

"What should we name it?" "Any suggestions, Steven?" "Andrew"

"ILNYCKYJ, please register your name" "My name is Andrew."

he has a LED circle on the side of his head, yes we're copying Detroit Become Human

here's his introduction

"My name is Andrew, an ILNYCKYJ model. I am the first fully functional android built by engineers Adam Bianchi and Annie Jeong. My task is to study everything about life and learn how to interact with society like a human."

Basically adam and annie asks their friends to teach andrew

Rie teaches him food and cooking, ryan teaches him about sports and supernatural things too lmao why not, shane talks about history, nikki teaches him about animals, etc.

Steven is always with Andrew because he needs to make sure that the power source is working properly (but also he wants to be friends with andrew)

there's a lot more but i think thats the gist of it?? would love to hear your thoughts about it!!!

might add as i come up with more

read it here!

PART 1

PART 2

[ao3feed-kelra]

You'll Kiss A Short Funny Lady

by poetdameron

Kelsey, Sara and all the kisses she have shared. Or, an Anthology of Kisses.

Number one: The morning after they get together, Kelsey wakes up a brand new world.

Words: 441, Chapters: 1/6, Language: English

Fandoms: Buzzfeed As/Is, BuzzFeed Multiplayer - Fandom

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F

Characters: Kelsey Impicciche, Sara Rubin

Relationships: Kelsey Impicciche/Sara Rubin

Additional Tags: Athology, Kisses, Fluff, non-linear chapters, Established Relationship

source http://archiveofourown.org/works/20405452

[ilnyckyjlim]

[fic] (oh we’re not) friends

read on ao3

rating: T // wc: 4.2k

summary: If Andrew is honest with himself, he knew from the very start that Steven Lim would break his heart.

(+ other scenes from my standrew WIPs)

a/n:  i was sorting through my writing folder the other night and found a document full of half-written stories for this pairing that i never got around to finishing. i'm working on some other, bigger projects now but didn't want these to go entirely unpublished.

thanks for reading, and please let me know if you’d like to see me finish any of them at some point x

[ricky-goldsworth]

Prompt: Christian/Eric; getting ~distracted on a hike

I LOVE THESE TWO thank you for giving me an excuse to write for them <3 here you go, or here it is on AO3 if that’s your thing:

“Okay, but you’re the one with the giant wilderness boner -” Eric cuts himself off, laughing.

Christian swats at him. “Would you keep your voice down?”

“Oh ho, he doesn’t deny it,” Eric smirks, and he spread his arms wide, saunters ahead like he’s got an audience to please.

“Excuse me for wanting to prioritise getting you to shut the hell up and stop disturbing other hikers,” Christian grouses, but he’s fighting off a grin.

Eric steps onto the narrow walkway ahead of them, his hands falling to the railings, and throws a come-hither look over his shoulder. “Come on, baby, there’s no one else around for miles,” he says, voice pitched low like this is an old Hollywood movie or some especially lame porn.

Christian bursts out laughing.

Eric holds his pose for about a second before he breaks down laughing too. “Jerk.”

“Yeah, yeah. Keep moving, Marilyn.”

“Marilyn?” Eric snorts.

Christian flushes. “I don’t know, you were doing a - a starlet type thing.”

“Okay, you need to see more movies.”

“Uh huh. Maybe we can watch one tonight, instead of fucking in a forest, you total weirdo.”

“You love it,” Eric says, breezily, looking back at him with an easy grin.

“I love you, you dork, but I never would’ve invited you along on that cabin trip if I thought this is where you’d go with it.”

Eric is still looking back at him as he walks, his face ridiculously fond. He laughs again, and this is when Christian melts. They’re just rounding a corner in the walkway, the space close and quiet, and he reaches forward and pulls him back into the turn by the hem of his jacket, spinning him round so he can kiss him. When he pulls away Eric looks delighted, mischievous. Christian rolls his eyes.

“Stop looking at me like that,” he says, and Eric raises his eyebrows, leans against the railing with a cocked hip and an expression of exaggerated innocence.

“Like what? Like someone who was right?”

“I’m not kissing you like that, Eric, I’m trying to have a moment here, shut the fuck up.”

“Oh, oh, okay. This is a moment. I get it now,” Eric is teasing, but he peppers kisses between his words, smiling through them against Christian’s neck and jaw.

Christian does the sensible thing and takes his boyfriend’s face in his hands, holds him still so he can kiss the smirk away with purpose. This time, they break apart and Eric is breathless, his face slightly pink.

“You good?” Christian asks him.

Eric’s still smiling a little, because he’s always smiling a little, but now he buries his hands in the lapels of Christian’s coat and leans up to meet him, pressing into his space until Christian’s weight falls back against the railing and they’re squeezed into the narrow space together.

“I’m good,” he breathes.

“Good. Let’s get going,” Christian says, pulling away and tugging Eric after him by the hand. “I wanna make it up to the falls before dark.”

Eric’s laughter is sharp against the muted sounds of birdsong and running water around them, but in his softer moments, Christian catches himself thinking it sounds a little like both.

[ghostprompts]

Poly Buzzfeed

Some might consider the different relationships that exist between the Buzzfeed staff to be strange, or immoral, or gross. If you asked them, they would tell you it just worked and it was as natural as breathing.

[ao3feed-kelra]

Kelsharadam AU

by kittensmctavish

Reposting of fics that belonged in what I called my Kelsharadam AU, which were deleted earlier this year.

Words: 24693, Chapters: 2/2, Language: English

Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series), Watcher Entertainment, In Control with Kelsey (Web Series), BuzzFeed Violet (Short Films), Buzzfeed: Worth It (Web Series)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, F/M

Characters: Kelsey Impicciche, Shane Madej, Sara Rubin, Adam Bianchi, Obi the Cat

Relationships: Shane Madej/Sara Rubin, Kelsey Impicciche/Shane Madej, Adam Bianchi/Sara Rubin, Kelsey Impicciche/Sara Rubin, Kelsey Impicciche/Shane Madej/Sara Rubin

Additional Tags: Open Relationships, Polyamory, Crushes, Secret Crush, Feelings, First Dates, First Kiss, Polyamorous Character, Asexual Character, Bisexual Character, Not Beta Read, Don't copy to another site

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/24478552

[ao3feed-kelra]

blind luck

by 8BitSkeleton

For some reason, Sara, Ryan's oldest friend, insists on setting him up on a blind date. The only problem is she doesn't tell him it's a date until he shows up to a restaurant and is faced with an awkward blind wine-and-dine.

Words: 3418, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, M/M

Characters: Ryan Bergara, Shane Madej, Sara Rubin, Kelsey Impicciche

Relationships: Ryan Bergara/Shane Madej, Kelsey Impicciche/Sara Rubin

Additional Tags: Christmas, Shyan Writing Events, Shyan Secret Santa 2019, Alternate Universe, Christmas Decorations, Blind Date

source http://archiveofourown.org/works/21950170

[ao3feed-kelra]

Oh, How She Blushes

by kittensmctavish

Sara gets so much enjoyment out of making Kelsey blush.

(Or: remember that other Shelsey fic I wrote that wasn't the Hallmark movie AU? Yeah, this is a followup to that.)

Words: 15229, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series), BuzzFeed Violet (Short Films), Buzzfeed Boldly (Web Series), Buzzfeed: Worth It (Web Series), In Control with Kelsey (Web Series)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, F/M

Characters: Sara Rubin, Kelsey Impicciche, Shane Madej, Adam Bianchi, Obi the Cat

Relationships: Kelsey Impicciche/Sara Rubin, Shane Madej/Sara Rubin, Kelsey Impicciche/Shane Madej, Kelsey Impicciche/Shane Madej/Sara Rubin, Adam Bianchi/Sara Rubin

Additional Tags: Open Relationships, Polyamory, Crushes, Secret Crush, Feelings, Relationship Discussions, First Kiss, Making Out, Drunken Kissing, Drunken Confessions, Drunken Flirting, Awkwardness, Dreams, Asexual Character, Polyamorous Character, Bisexual Character, Confessions, Eventual Happy Ending, i'm probably missing tags, Not Beta Read, We Die Like Men

source http://archiveofourown.org/works/20483627