#bvbblex

[yifxnn]

ah

PIN MY MUSE

Send “AH” to pin my muse against the wall but letting a RANDOMIZER choose

“Unf”

Yifan is a little more than wary when he finds himself being pressed against the wall of the club by a total stranger, the somewhat drunk blond wondering if he can handle a fight right now when he’s only so certain when he’s drunk and standing at his full height, but he can barely even stand. He looks down at the other, opening his mouth to initiate shit talk until something so boldly fondles the front of his pants and he realizes that this isn’t what he thought. “Fuckin’ unbelievable.” He comments under his breath, accent thicker, words slurred as he reaches out, wrapping a long, lithe arm around the latter’s waist and reeling him in closer as he leans down.

[wooxzico-blog]

All 7 sins

Lust: Something that I find attractive.           Lightened or more specifically - pastel colored hairPride: Something that I like about myself.           I am faithful.Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.           I abandoned my hyung.Envy: Something I wish I was better at.           Being “the bad guy” - being strict or making and sticking to hard calls when it comes to            the wellbeing of people that I care about.Gluttony: Something I consider my favorite food.           I’m notoriously not picky, but I dunno, something with meat? I’ll eat anything.Wrath: Something that gets me angry.            People who try to get close to me and then ignore me when they find out I’m not             interested in flirting or a relationship.Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.             Aegyo - especially bad aegyo.

[cavalierco]

@bvbblex warranted a starter.

“ALL RIGHT, PIPSQUEAK. I don’t know what it’s gonna take for me to completely close my image with you around, but I feel like it’s going to happen.” The smaller of the two, quite honestly, had made a habit of getting on his nerves. It seemed he could never be pleased, and to Jesse, there was hardly anything more infuriating. He was never one to go out of his way to extend a helping hand to anyone, but both he and his wallet have done more than their fair share in terms of Jaehwan.

Honestly, it’s a wonder that he hasn’t kicked the smaller singer out of his apartment yet. For whatever reason, something about the other made Jesse keep him around. Nah, let’s stop lying to ourselves here. It’s ‘cause he’s hot, and you know it. “How much more am I gonna have to spend on you before you quit callin’ me cute? Plus, I thought we weren’t officially using the sugar daddy concept.”

[wooxzico-blog]

J A E H W A N

BRUTAL HONESTY HOUR - Accepting

J - Are you insecure. What about? I’m pretty confident so there aren’t a lot of things I’m insecure about but if it’s something I’ve really put my heart into and I’m not 100% sure what the outcome will be, I can feel insecure, yeah.

A - If I'm in love. Publically - no.

E - How many piercings I have. Just my ears.

H - The last person I hugged. Yoongi...

W - If I've done something I regret very much. Everyone has regrets, right? I have my share, but yeah...one thing in particular stands out as something I regret very much.

A - If I'm in love. Privately - yes.

N - Favourite animal? Maybe it sounds lame, but I love cats.

[yifxnn]

😴

Send '😴' for your muse to creep into bed with mine during the night

No longer accepting this meme!

It’s one hell of a party that Yifan’s friends had thrown, and being the uptight figure he is, they made it their motive to get him shitfaced first, shoving drink after drink in his hand, shots on end all evening. He doesn’t know why rich people are so irresponsible, but he’s too wasted to drive back home and so they lend him one of the many bedrooms in the mansion, the party still going on well past two in the morning. 

He’s groggy, the alcohol weighing him down and almost making him gravitate towards the bed at the sight of the fluffy comforter and pillows, Yifan not even bothering to take off his shoes or pants like he usually does at home as he’s an avid nudist in the privacy of his own home. He’s conked out not even five minutes in, oblivious to the blaring music spilling in when the door opens and closes again, somewhat muffling the obnoxiously loud tunes. 

“Urgh.” Yifan grunts in his sleep, jerking bodily when something lands on him and his eyes snap open, the blond staring at the figure that lays so shamelessly on him for a long moment before a snore resonates in the room, Yifan’s messy mane crashing into the pillow once more as his head falls back, eyes closed yet again as he succumbs to slumber.

[yifxnn]

it's three days old and idk if you're still accepting so feel free to throw this aside if you arent BUT THROWS CAUTION INTO THE WIND AND SENDS * FOR THE NSFW MEME

The NSFW Meme List

Send in * for my muse’s reaction to yours slapping mine on the ass

No longer accepting!

Yifan hates his second job as a plumber, but whatever pays the bills, he thinks wryly to himself as the sink pipe springs a leak right into his face when he screws the nut in at an awkward length, the plumber groaning as he ducks his head, putting the wrench back into place to untwist it. 

He’s tightening the nut when something collides into his asscheek, Yifan letting out a startled noise of surprise, head smashing into the drain and a string of angry profanity leaving his lips in rapid fire Mandarin. Teary eyed, he holds his head, slipping out from beneath the sink cabinet to look at the perpetrator. “I don’t know if you think this was going to become some weird porno, but I really am just a plumber.”

[grboi-blog]

♜ & ♘

♜ Interior decorating aesthetic; 

do empty soda cans sitting on my desk count-

♘ Any pets they might have; 

pet dog and every once in a while, a goldfish.

[leexsun-blog]

“Can you switch seats with me? I can’t see!”

{ ♔ — Minsun wasn’t paying much attention to the play, it was starting to drag on now. A sigh escaped her lips as she continued to watch. Suddenly she felt a tap on her shoulder. The blonde turns towards the stranger, nodding. ❝Yeah, sure. I was just about to leave anyway.❞