Hamura and Amaterasu! (let him lover her dammit)
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How long will they last? - A very long time <3
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Love at first sight
How was their first kiss? - Amazing!
Who is the best man/men? - His bro Hogoromo
Who is the bride’s maid(s)? - MITO UGH ;)
Who did the most planning? - Both
Who stressed the most? - AMA
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - N/A
Who is the one to instigate things? - Ama
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - A while tbh
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Yessssss
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? - Two at least
How many children will they adopt? - None
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Hamura
Who is the stricter parent? - Both
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Hamura
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Ama
Who is the more loved parent? - Amaterasu
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - BOTH
Who cried the most at graduation? - Ama
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Hamura
Who does the most cooking? - Hamura
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Ama
Who does the grocery shopping? - Both
How often do they bake desserts? - Not that often
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - BOTH
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Hamura
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Amaterasu
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - AMA
Who cleans the room? - Both
Who is really against chores? - Neither
Who cleans up after the pets? - Hamura
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Ama
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Ama
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Hamura
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Amaterasu
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Both
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Not often
What are their goals for the relationship? - LIVE TOGETHER HAPPILY
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Neither
Who plays the most pranks? - Amaterasu