If the dsmp had happened later c!Puffy’s height would’ve been 6’7” instead of 6’9”
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If the dsmp had happened later c!Puffy’s height would’ve been 6’7” instead of 6’9”
DSMP x EPIC the musical ll
PART TWO!
Here is part one! Some things have changed.
SO, upon further discussion with my wife, I am scrapping Wilbur as Polities and having him be Calypso!
Especially with all the themes of Wilbur bringing Tommy down with him and putting his feelings and goals above what Tommy wants!
( REMINDER: ALL ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS ARE NO LONGER ROMANTIC UNLESS EXPLICITLY SAID SO)
Did you know you talk in your sleep? Tell me, though, who's Tubbo? He is my best friend. Anyways, I've got all you could want here All you could need here Just you and me, my dear, my brother for life
Since Wilbur would be Calypso, i think that Ghostber would be a great option for Polities!
know that you're tired of the war and bloodshed Tell me, is this how we're supposed to live? Look at how you grip your sword, enough said Why should we take when we could give? You could show a person that you trust them When you stop and lower your guard Here we have a chance for some adjustment Give it a try, it's not that hard
Drista would be Eolys, the God of wind! the perfect mix of mischevious while trying to help tommy but ultimately knowing that he will fail and fuck up.
I am the wind, twisting and turning I give the fire enough to stay burning Let's play a gam A game? That's what I'm serving And if you win, you will get what you're yearning Deal Take a look right here at this bag It has the winds of the storm all trapped All you gotta do is not open this bag Sounds too easy, what's the catch Hahaha, keep your friends close and your enemies closer Never really know who you can trust If they wanna get the bag open, you gotta say "no, sir" Sometimes, killing is a must
So, upon reconsideration, I really, really like the idea of Jack as Eurolichis. the whole turning on Odysseus/ tommy after he was personally betrayed! ugh so good!
Tell me you did not know that would happen Say you didn't know how that would end Look me in the eyes and tell me, Captain That you did not just sacrifice six men? Use your wits to try and say I'm crazy and mad That this is all some trick the gods have sent Tell me you did not miss home so painfully bad That you gave up the lives of six of our friends?
Circe would be Puffy, and Foolish would be one of the Nymphs (my wife DEMANDS credit for this idea, so here, Dear your credit @peninkwrites ) Foolish is her dear boy
My nymphs are like my children I protect them at all costs The last time we let strangers live We faced a heavy loss You've given me no reason to bestow you with my trust
Scylla- The EGG! I think Tommy and the egg had no relationship in cannon lore, I know he was indiferent to it which was pretty wild giving that either you loved it or hate it so there is this almost this likeness between them? because people in the dsmp either hated him or loved him ( too closed to real life fr)
Drown in your sorrow and fears Choke on your blood and your tears Bleed 'til you've run out of years We must do what it takes to survive Give up your honor and faith Live up your life as a wraith Die in the blood where you bathe We must do what it takes to survive We are the same, you and I
Tiresias, the prophet, has to be Karl! I think with his time-traveling powers, he is the best choice for a mysterious man who can see everything from the past to the present!
I am the prophet with the answers you seek Time, I've unlocked it I see past and future running free There is a world where I help you get home But that's not a world I know
Sapnap would be Hephestus!
Trust is not given, it's forged Why should I give him my support? He sacrificed his own cohort
Bad Boy Halo and Skeppy are Ares and Aphrodite!
Your little high and mighty Odysseus Claims to love his mother But let her die of a broken heart He was busy fighting More like busy spiting the cyclops Let him feel the pain that his mother felt and rot
What kind of sick coward Holds back his power While his friends get devoured? He didn't even fight Scylla Didn't even try to kill her Hides inside a wooden horse to get the job done Never handles things upfront
Schaltt is Zeus! (Should I give any other explanation besides these lyrics?!)
Pride is a damsel in distress Hiding away where only I can undress her Try all she can not to confess In the end, it's all the same once I apply all the pressure Thunder, bring her through the wringer Show her I'm the judgment call The one who makes her kingdom fall Lightning, wield her, use and yield her
Ponk would be Apollo, AND Sam would be Helios!
My Wife thinks Ponk should be Apollo with medicine and music, and with Sam being the Sun God Helios would be cute since they already are a cute couple!
I never watched the last dsmp streams cuz 1) techno wasn’t there, what’s the point and 2) I knew they wanted season 2 but I had a feeling it wasn’t gonna happen, so I knew the ending wouldn’t be satisfying. So anyways here’s what I wanted to happen/ happened in my delusions :
- Tubbo and Tommy blow up Dream with the nukes
- Jack was there and saw it bc why tf not?
- there’s basically no forms of governments left so the syndicate members are like ‘ok let’s chill out’
- dream tried to hide the revive book but Techno knew where he’d hide it, found it, and then revived ranboo. No shut up I’m not hearing criticism on this one.
- techno then proceeds to burn it bc there they’re all tired af so he’s pretty sure there won’t be any more wars
- Phil is like ‘awesome let me go be the dad that I couldn’t be for Wilbur to Tommy’ bc I’m extremely desperate for the SBI dynamic ( Ik he’s not a good parent, I KNOW. Let me live a little )
- Tommy, Tubbo and ranboo go to therapy ( or maybe the whole server bc they ALL need it )
- Tommy pick up new hobbies like gardening n embroidery
- Tubbo moves in next to ranboo with Michael
- Tommy shows up one day to be the cool wine aunt and never leaves so he lives there now
- techno builds a bigger house but doesn’t say anything
- Tommy also happens to find pots of potatoes everywhere in his garden as gifts, wonder who that’s from
- tubbo and Ranboo enjoy gay marriage ( I am dying bc cc! Beeduo haven’t talked in centuries, ok? )
- puffy and Nikki get married ( let’s go lesbians )
- Jack cries at the wedding bc he’s proud of his sister ( Jack and Nikki siblings headcannon real, fight me )
- techno and Tommy eventually forgive each other
- Tommy teaches Phil how to sew
- Jack and phil try to build a car based on a dream Jack had and failed ( don’t ask why idk )
- Jack also ends up working with Nikki to build Phil that mechanical wing typa thing ( for context I was thinking of how to train your dragon so it’s based off that )
- he can’t fully fly but it helps
- boom boom boy ( Wilbur ) is at who knows where
- techno and Nikki help Tubbo build a bee sanctuary at l’manburgs grave
- Michael and techno bond wee
- yeah so has everyone chills tf out and lives happily ever after
More c!puffychu headcanons (theyre called headcanons because i need my head examined)
puffy sometimes grows a beard because sheep genetics and niki thinks its very cute albiet a bit scratchy
puffy bleets when shes surprised and niki will switch to german when shes angry or tired, they find eachother extremely adorable
nikis love language is words of affirmation and puffys love language is quality time
in my head, the dsmp ended with clingyduo successfully killing drm forever, and niki finds puffy before all the egg stuff and everything gets resolved yayy happy ending anyway
puffychu pirate adventures
niki gets seasick sometimes but she has a hell of a voice for shanties and loves the view (her girlfriend working on the deck in just a t shirt because its hot out)
puffy has a very high alcohol tolerance because shes a pirate whilst niki has a very low tolerance because she hasnt built it up yet
niki will drunkenly switch to german sometimes and puffy only knows a few words (shes learning) and gets very confused
(im not bilingual idk how this works please dont make fun of me)
also it would be cool,,. pirate smp puffys eyes are red and she got defensive when it was brought up... imagine c puffys eyes are stuck red after all of the egg stuff and theyre the same character except a few years apart
i dont want to associate the pirates smp with the dsmp but can you imagine
ANYWAY im rambling now
nikis birthday is today (august 6th and no not the ccs) and she didnt expect anyone to show up except puffy and maybe jack but puffy made SURE many people showed up (quackity and wilbur are banned from her birthday party this year after the 2020 fiasco)
the syndicate came, all with different presents, some of phils crows have picked up shiny things for niki and put those things on the presents table
clingyduo, jack, fundy, and hbomb show up as well
they all play games like jackbox and amongus and then niki opens her gifts and everyone has an amazing time
puffy gifts niki some weighted blankets to make sleeping easier, but the biggest gift comes in the form of a new cottage right above her city in the flower fields, so she can always retreat to the cave and work on the city, but she always has a home aboveground as well, niki absolutely adores it and when she feels ready, theres a huge kitchen space for her to start baking
puffy moves in later :)
it also came insured (aka if anyone fucked with it they would take all 3 canon lives, they gave a side eye to tommy who just whistled and acted like he didnt notice it)
puffy constantly gives forehead kisses because niki is small, niki will sometimes grab a horn, pull her down, and get her back with a kiss on the cheek in return
they are both huge blushers they will turn tomato red at any affection ever
niki stays up sometimes to make sure puffy gets to sleep okay (paranoia makes it hard) but when puffy wakes up she will stay up for a few mins to make sure niki is sleeping okay (night terror having gfs <\3)
niki snores very loud and talks in her sleep and puffy thinks is so silly
i am tired and thats all i have for now but i hope you enjoyed <3
c!dsmp members as outfits from the met gala
link to the completed post
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putting the rest under a read more bc it's gonna be long
c!Puffy headcanon
What if her in game coloured hair shows her emotions, hence why she was rainbow when she first joined the server, she was very excited and kind of overwhelmed. It also changes colour depending on who she's hanging out with as well.
Then slowly as she started to lose the people she cared about her hair (wool?) gets less and less colourful and more gray.
There are brief moments of joy during this time in which her wool regains some of its colour, but it never stays long.
Her wool only completely looses all colour after she hears the news of Tommy's death
More c!puffychu headcanons because im insane
( small tw for mention of eating disorders)
Puffy and Niki switch off between being both big and little spoon but its typically niki
Puffy smokes and Niki is like noooo babe its not healthy
Puffy is a fantastic swimmer and Niki can barely swim
Niki vents about her relationship to Techno, an aroace man who is just like brutally honest
the syndicate is Nikis found family and they stare down Puffy when she comes to visit like "if you hurt her we will destroy you this girl has been through enough"
Niki likes kissing Puffys nose because its a little sheep nose and she thinks its cute
Niki fell first but Puffy fell harder
Puffy bleets when shes nervous (so do Tubbo and Schlatt btw)
Puffy cannot dance to save her life and Niki teaches her
During the period where they were not talking, Puffy and Niki talked to Eret both seperately without the other knowing and they were like "please just talk to the other one i PROMISE they will understand" but then they do not and it drove Eret crazy
The canon ending sucks, no one died and Puffy joins the syndicate and they go cause chaos and even go on pirate adventures
Niki and Puffy get married after a few years, and use the diamond promise rings, Foolish officiates it
Niki is the stars and Puffy is the sun
Nikis love language is words of affirmation and so is Puffys (they have trauma bro come on)
Puffy doesnt need a blanket because she has her wool/hair to keep her warm which often results in Niki being a little creature and stealing all the blankets, Puffy sometimes gets cold in the winter but she doesnt mind
Niki has trouble eating due to the famine in lmanburg/ her city / not being able to cook so Puffy will cook for her and make her snacks and stuff
Puffy also has trouble with trust and paranoia so they have a night light and extra security measures on their house
speaking of their house, its just over Nikis city in the flower forest, its a little cottage and they have a garden, they exchange news with Kinoko Kingdom and will go over there to shop or just hang out with its members
Puffy forced Sapnap to apologize to Niki for the whole pet war thing and they are on decent terms, he made her a stuffed fox
(c!sapnap is silly i wish he wasnt dtteam but it aint about him its about nikis healing shhhh)
Niki is an pansexual transwoman
Puffy is a he/she bisexual