Dec 30, 2025
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Let everything burn
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the fallen
obi-wan kenobi only looks like a respectable, even-tempered rule-follower because he's standing next to Anakin "what are rules" Skywalker and Ahsoka "i know the rules but i don't give a shit" Tano. the moment he's alone, and not being forced to keep anyone in check, he is JUST as chaotic as the other two, if not more because he DOES know the rules and he DOES give a fuck so the fact that he's breaking them means he REALLY wants to ruin someone's day
*an explosion happens*
Cody: Sir, I think that was your Padawan.
Obi-Wan: Oh, no. That was Ahsoka.
*much bigger explosion happens*
Obi-Wan: That was Anakin.
POV: you are poor clanka 🥺
I still think the funniest moment in the Star Wars fandom was when the Padawan book came out and confirmed Obi-Wan as bisexual. The Star Wars dude bros were so upset, they genuinely couldn’t fathom it.
“But— but- Satine!!” Yeah, bi people like women too, kinda how that works.
“But Jedi can’t have relationships!!” Then by that logic there are no straight Jedi either…
Also, they were acting like it was some sort of shock, or like it came completely out of nowhere. Obi-Wan is probably the fruitiest bitch in the galaxy. His ass was sat leg up in his council chair in his custom knee-high Prada boots while Windu was telling Anakin he couldn’t become a Master LMAO. There was so much chemistry in the combined five minutes that he was on screen with Cody that they became one of the most popular ships in this fandom. Disney confirming him as bisexual was just confirming what was already glaringly obvious. That man likes men. Y’all are just blind asf.
Edit because y’all still think I’m lying; The Padawan novel isn’t the only instance where Obi-Wan is implied to be Queer, in the ROTS novelization by Matthew Stover, when Palpatine hints towards Obi-Wan having an affair with a Senator, Anakin assumes it’s a “he” until Palpatine corrects him with “she”. This novel came out in 2005, he’s BEEN QUEER.
And to the people arguing for pansexuality, I get it, but the og actor for Obi-Wan, Alec Guinness, was bisexual. Let’s keep Obi-Wan’s sexuality as a tribute and not fight over it please.
MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU!!!!!
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