#c:baz

[finneganwake]

@bazzledazzle Are you a captain?

I am, and it's my absolute pleasure, privilege, and honor to serve our wicked little town. Grim poem, though. You like Whitman? Think it's Whitman. But it's been a minute since anybody held a gun to my GPA and compelled me to know my poetry.

[zahids]

is there.. someone else? // does she do that thing that i do for you? // he's kind of hot, don't you think? // you're just a slut ( damn y he talkin 2 zaddy like that )

“ is there… someone else? ” 

[ 7:22PM ] zahid ❯ baz — what would make you think that?

[ 7:23PM ] zahid ❯ baz — but if you really must know

[ 7:23PM ] zahid ❯ baz — no baz, i haven’t been with anyone else lately

“ does she do that thing that I do for you? ”

[ 11:57AM ] zahid ❯ baz — hah why

[ 11:57AM ] zahid ❯ baz — would it make you feel good if she didn’t?

[ 11:58AM ] zahid ❯ baz — i think you know very well that not a lot of people would let me do what i do to you

“ he’s kind of hot… you think? ”

[ 3:04PM ] zahid ❯ baz — yeah sure, if you like guys with little hands lmao

[ 3:05PM ] zahid ❯ baz — he’s hardly at my caliber anyway lbr

“ you’re just a slut. ”

[ 10:12PM ] zahid ❯ baz — lol so you think its okay to call me all these names now ??

[ 10:12PM ] zahid ❯ baz — we’ll see about that

[zahids]

? / ♡ / ✗ /

? - always manages to confuse my muse.

“i don’t know, lots of people’s stupid ass decisions confuse me daily.”

♡ - my muse is crushing on / in love with.

"can’t really say that anybody comes to mind? baz.”

[zahids]

[text] I th unk drink? Help me can home?!!!!! :xx) // [text] You left your shirt and I’ve been wearing it all day, so now it’s mine // [text] If I said that I was wearing nothing but an apron and was armed with strawberries and whipped cream, how quickly would you come into the kitchen? // [text] I accidentally sent it to the wrong person, help?!

“ I th  unk drink? Help me can home?!!!!! :xx) ”

[ 2:45AM ] zahid — you THINK you’re drunk?

[ 2:45AM ] zahid — lmao yes ofc ill come get you where u at

“ You left your shirt and I’ve been wearing it all day, so now it’s mine “

[ 7:11PM ] zahid — wow thats so couple-y i want to puke

[ 7:12PM ] zahid — :~)

[ 7:12PM ] zahid — i bet u look good in it tho

“ If I said that I was wearing nothing but an apron and was armed with strawberries and whipped cream, how quickly would you come into the kitchen? “

[ 9:58PM ] zahid — ON MY WAY

“ I accidentally sent it to the wrong person, help?! “

[ 11:32AM ] zahid — oh god baz..

[ 11:32AM ] zahid — what am i supposed to do, i’m not a phone hacker or something

[ 11:33AM ] zahid — what is so hard about messaging the right person ???

[zahids]

°. PHONE CALL — zahid & baz.

zahid: as soon as he was able to sneak away from the cameras in his house, zahid shut his bedroom door and plopped onto his sheets. he cleared his throat as he clicked baz's name in his contacts, speaking up once the call connected. "yo, so i called." he started, "like i said i would." zahid's voice trailed off into a light chuckle.

[zahids]

ayeee do all of em

♘ for a questioning text

[ 11:32PM ] — for real tho. am i a horrible person? i feel like shit. what we did to lottie was fucked up..

[ 11:33PM ] — why do you even put up with me lmfao

❂ for a text about another character 

[ 5:01PM ] — not that i care or anything jw

[ 5:01PM ] — but do you and that scout girl still like … yknow … ??

☮ for an apologetic text

[ 9:25PM ] — wow ok im sorry for yelling at you before

[ 9:26PM ] — AND for breaking your blender :~( i’ll buy u a new one i promise b

ღ for a friend-crush text

[ 7:46PM ] — omg i fucking love you man, that’s too funny

[ 7:48PM ] — IN LIKe a bro way heh. like my best friend

[ 7:48PM ] — u feel me right

♆ for a sext

[ 2:15AM ] — god i’m so fucking horny and  i may or may not be thinkin about u ;)

[ 2:16AM ] — real talk why are you not under me right now .. your sexy ass is mine, remember that

☯ for an adoring text

[ 8:55AM ] — the pancakes you left were really good omg. and the smoothie? nice touch babe

[ 8:55AM ] — i hope you have a great day, you deserve it baz <3

☽ for a sleepy text

[ 10:41PM ] — im so fucking tired but my manager is making me stay longer. will you still be awake when i get home?

✂ for a catty text

[ 4:09PM ] — wtf sebastian. fine, go ahead. but don’t fucking come crying to me when it backfires on you.

$ for a lying text

[ 8:30PM ] — k, i’ll be there in like 2 seconds. i’m almost there. 

⊙ for a reaction to your muse’s nudes text 

[ 1:50PM ] — ah SHIT :///

[ 1:50PM ] — baz i’m in a meeting, i can’t deal w a boner rn fuck me

[ 1:51PM ] — but ohmy GoD yes please *.* just wait til i get home

♬ for a music rec or lyric text

[ 3:00AM ] — do you actually listen to that douche raoul’s music?

[ 3:03AM ] — idgaf if it has a catchy beat, he’s an idiot

♣ for a bitching text

[ 12:33AM ] — i’m so fucking done with my family’s bullshit. why does caspar have to be such a whiny little baby? 

★ for a dumb meme or inside joke text

[ 1:22AM ] — why do the tabloids always have to find a way to shove themselves up your ass

[ 1:22AM ] — only i can do that to you … buh dum tsss

[ 1:24AM ] — bad joke? ok ok