#c:dez

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Signe: Where did my snacks go?

Dez:This is an apocalypse. Nothing edible can survive, not your snacks, not you.

Signe:Are you calling me a snack?

Dez: You bet i am.

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Dez: Jikyu, I appreciate it, but I don’t need backup. I can handle it.

Jikyu: It’s not backup, it’s babysitting.

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Dahee: Signe has a husband

Dez: Just cause there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

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Ilhoon: Success is not measured in inches.

Dez: You mean numbers?

Ilhoon: I mean inches.

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[introducing her boyfriend to the family]

Signe: This is my boyfriend Dez

Dez: Hi

Heechul: What the fuck

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Dez: Thanks, Dad… Why is everyone staring at me?

Beomsoo: You just called Ilhoon dad; you said thanks, dad.

Dez: What? No, I didn’t. I said thanks, man.

Ilhoon: Do you see me as a father figure, Dez?

Dez: No, if anything, I see you as a bother figure, ‘cause you’re always bothering me

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Dez: How would you like it if I fucked your girl?

Heechul: Please don’t.

Dez: That’s her pussy? Bam, not your girl no more. Not yours.

Heechul: Oh my god you did it, she’s gone. How the fuck..