#c'mon jason

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Boys were on the ice today, and it looks like Jason may never grace us with his smile again.  He should take a note from Klinger, who never fails to show us his missing pearly whites. 

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Jason: You guys ever hear of no-nut November?

Dick: Whut? No.

Tim: Yes. Hullo, I live online?

Dick: Do you like, avoid peanut butter or something?

Jason: Nah. You can't get off for a whole month.

Dick: D: D: D: Impossible!

Tim: *snorts* Not for some of us.

Jason: Aw, Replacement's not getting any? So sad.

Dick: Like, not even rubbing one out in the shower?

Jason: Nope. Nothing. You hold it all in for a month.

Tim: *muttering to himself* I get plenty, thanks. Asshole.

Jason: *pokes Tim in the side with his foot* Don't mumble, it's rude.

Dick: Okay, but what about B.J.s?

Jason: You can give but you can't receive.

Tim: TECHNICALLY you can receive but you can't finish.

Dick: I said it once and I'll say it again, impossible! A healthy male can't go a whole MONTH without release! It's not.. I mean, I can't... wow! Just who the heck invented this stupid 'no-nut November' thing? Monks?

Jason: I dunno, but it sure explains Bruce right now.

Tim: You RUINED an investigation he spent months on by BLOWING UP everybody involved!

Jason: BY ACCIDENT!

Dick: *looks thoughtful* No, no wait, I think Jay might be onto something with this one... I've known Bruce for a long time and he is definitely below average for "nut" frequency given his age.

Tim: I can't believe I'm involved in this conversation right now. HOW would you know that?

Dick: Uh, hello? I've been spying on him since I was a kid?

Jason: Same.

Tim: Shaaaaame on you both. Double shame!

Jason: Excuse you? I heard you got the Robin gig by stalking me and Batsy!

Tim: Shuddup.

Jason: Aw, Replacement's blushing!

Dick: *clearly still disturbed* A whole... month? Sheesh. I'd never make it that long.

Dick: Can we talk about something less disturbing than celibacy challenges?

Jason: Sure.

Jason: Do you think Damian's old enough to—?

Tim: D: D: D: JASON!

Dick: How is that LESS DISTURBING?

Jason: —buy us booze! I WAS GOING TO SAY BUY US BOOZE SO WE DON'T HAVE TO GET UP TO GET IT! Sheesh.

Dick & Tim: Oh.

Jason: Besides, Demon's a teenager. He's totally jerking it every spare chance he gets.

Dick & Tim: AUUUUUUGH!