#c0rporalbolin

[bisexual-moron]

c0rporalbolin said: 

BRUUUH HERE FOR THIS 👌👌

I can’t even take those emojis seriously anymore. my mind jumps immediately to “gooD SHIttt  👌👌 👌👌”

[bisexual-moron]

c0rporalbolin said: 

here for you baby id send you kittens but im on mobile so give me a po box and ill send you actual kittens. litter box not included. 

ur fave could never

[bisexual-moron]

YOURE A FUKCIN NERD

My name is Amy and I support this message

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c0rporalbolin replied to your post :at first listen, “hallelujah”’s just this fun...

ITS GOOD

it’s also 2 real

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Came for the I don't remember stayed for the everything. I have amazing grammar I know

I feel like it started over a 100 post. But it could’ve been that or LoK. 

… we have too many fandoms in common. 

let’s be real.

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92 Truths (You Didn't Want To Know)

the bomb-ass almostauthor​ tagged me 82 years ago

WHAT WAS YOUR -  

LAST BEVERAGE? dr. pepper (I'm healthy af) LAST PHONE CALLL? the bae named steve LAST TEXT MESSAGE? the bae named steve LAST SONG YOU LISTENED TO? blue orchid by the white stripes LAST TIME YOU CRIED? thursday in class. 

HAVE YOU EVER - 

DATED SOMEONE TWICE? multiple times (I am a boyfriend repeater) BEEN CHEATED ON? not to my knowledge KISSED SOMEONE AND REGRETTED IT? kind of. it's complicated. LOST SOMEONE SPECIAL? yes BEEN DEPRESSED? all the fucking time BEEN DRUNK AND THROWN UP? hahahahahahahahahaha KISSED A STRANGER? no to stranger, yes to acquaintance (I go to acting school) DRANK HARD LIQUOR? no LOST GLASSES/CONTACT LENSES? both HAD SEX ON A FIRST DATE? no BROKEN SOMEONE'S HEART? probably more than one BEEN ARRESTED? no TURNED SOMEONE DOWN? kind of? CRIED WHEN SOMEONE DIED? I cry at the people crying for the dead FALLEN FOR A FRIEND? yeh

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS

 hunter green, dark grey, maroon

IN THE PAST YEAR, HAVE YOU - 

MADE A NEW FRIEND? blondewithhalfabrain​, c0rporalbolin​ FALLEN OUT OF LOVE? no LAUGHED UNTIL YOU CRIED? no FOUND OUT WHO YOUR TRUE FRIENDS ARE? uh FOUND OUT SOMEONE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU? plot twist: people were saying nice things about me behind my back

GENERAL

HOW MANY OF YOUR FB FRIENDS DO YOU KNOW IN REAL LIFE? literally all of them

FIRSTS

FIRST SURGERY :: I had a growth removed from my soft pallet when I was 2 FIRST PIERCING :: tried to do lobe and cartilage piercing in the same day on the same ear. it didn't go well. both piercings have closed. FIRST BEST FRIEND :: they were a set of twins, so they're kind of a package deal FIRST SPORT YOU JOINED :: gymnastics FIRST VACATION :: to my grandparents' house FIRST PAIR OF TRAINERS :: some kind of sketchers, probably

RIGHT NOW

EATING :: nothing. I have no food. DRINKING :: .... same I'M ABOUT TO :: binge some more project runway allstars WAITING FOR :: my life to start, I guess

YOUR FUTURE

WANT KIDS? hell na-ah-ah-ah-ha-ha GET MARRIED? to the bae named steve CAREER? actress/author/screenwriter/producer/eh

CHOOSE ONE

LIPS OR EYES? eyes HUGS OR KISSES? hugs all the way SHORTER OR TALLER? taller  OLDER OR YOUNGER? hella older  ROMANTIC OR SPONTANEOUS? spontaneous NICE ARMS OR NICE STOMACH? ARMS. forearm veins are v important to me. SENSITIVE OR LOUD? these aren't mutually exclusive? HOOK UP OR RELATIONSHIP? relationship TROUBLE MAKER OR HESITANT? troublemaker

DO YOU BELIEVE IN - 

YOURSELF? if the planets are properly aligned MIRACLES? yes LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT? not exactly? I think I can kind of tell early on whether we'll last or not, though HEAVEN? yes HELL? they're a package deal SANTA CLAUS? never KISS ON A FIRST DATE? oh hell yeah gotta try 'em on for size ANGLES? yes

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Character: Raven ReYES

looks: somewhat attractive | eh | not really my type | pretty | handsome | beautiful | stud | gorgeous | SWEET LORD MERCY

can you relate to this character on a personal level?: no | not really | somewhat | yes | they are me

would you date/be friends with this character in real life if they were real?: total bros | friends | best friends | date | become their steady boyfriend/ girlfriend | neither | i don’t know

give me a character (from anything ever) in my ask and I’ll rate 

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c0rporalbolin said: 

So like is that yamy or nah

well... I read "yamy" as "yay-me" and amyam as "am-yam," so both of them have our full first names, but one sounds more like my name and the other sounds more like yours. 

idk man. what is our official ship name.