#c2ep26

[captainsparklefingers]

[thelonebookman]

My wife watched Campaign three with me and is now catching up on the first two while she designs houses in Sims 4. She's not completely unspoiled, but doesn't know when everything happens in sequence.

Yesterday she was watching the first big fight with Lorenzo and as things started to go poorly said "I guess everybody is going to end up kidnapped!"

If I'd bitten my tongue any harder, I would have drawn blood.

[sandstormcz]

Guess who's NOT ready for the next CritRecap animated?

THIS BITCH

[tief-lings]

I now understand why Taliesin’s crow noises are a thing of legend. I have not heard them until now. 

Wow

[slayerscake]

Molly: You could hire us.

Keg: Hire you?

Molly: 20 gold.

Keg: You just gave me 20 gold.

Molly: Yes, that's how I know you can afford us.

[disappointing-critter]

I'm on episode 26 and I gotta go to work in a couple of hours.

I know what's going to happen in this one.

I'm stressing about it and already sad.

[hail-to-the-scrale]

Mollmauk: *Knocks himself unconscious with his own blood maledict*

Lorenzo:

Mollymauk:

[nebulaahh]

I’ve made it to episode 26. I won’t be able to finish it or get to the part where... it happens by the end of the day but it’s gonna be hard to watch