#c:absinthe

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Absinthe: Can someone loan me fifteen dollars? there a crop top that says 'Satan is my daddy' on sale and I need to make sure everyone knows.

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Maeve: Hey, Absinthe can I get this?

Absinthe: I told you to call me mom.

Maeve:I'm not calling you mom, you're barely ten years older than me.

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Someone: Raising a family is hard.

Absinthe: Not if they’re buried close enough to each other.

Someone: What?

Absinthe: What?

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Daehyun: What's the one thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?

Absinthe: Raise the dead.

Daehyun: And what did you do?

Absinthe: ... Raise the dead.