#hotel squad

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Reaper:I've come to get you.

Violet: Hold on let me ask my husband.

Reaper: This isn't a choi-

Violet:Sorry he said no.

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Absinthe: Can someone loan me fifteen dollars? there a crop top that says 'Satan is my daddy' on sale and I need to make sure everyone knows.

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Jaedol: Can I tell her she looks nice?

Seyoon: Sure.

Jaedol: Can I tell her that I miss her?

Seyoon: Maybe if she asks.

Jaedol: Can I show her an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our children and grandchildren?

Seyoon: I'd save that for the second date.

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Annie, writing in her dairy:Dear diary, how are you? I'm fine.

Annie, continuing and groaning: Okay, i'm not fine. You got me. God you're good.

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Ailis/Edith: I'm just going to stay in and drink with the ghost in my apartment.

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Maeve: Hey, Absinthe can I get this?

Absinthe: I told you to call me mom.

Maeve:I'm not calling you mom, you're barely ten years older than me.

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Brian: I forgot to breathe while making out with her and i almost passed out.She wants me to kiss her, play with her hair, tickle her back AND I have to breathe? You know I can't multitask and if I'm gonna forget one of those things it's going to be to breathe.

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Beck: Hey Kylo.

Kylo: What's up?

Beck: What's a vampires favorite fruit?

Kylo: A blood orange?

Beck: A neckterine.