RS: | I Emerge From the Kitchen | Victorious | ! | RS: | I had to Resort to a Recipe | I am Afraid |
RS: | But | I still Experimented | and I am Pleased with What I Created | So | RS: | That is What Counts | ? | Haha |
RS: | Anyway | I should Clean | RS: | But | ! | I am Leaving This Here | RS: http://68.media.tumblr.com/92ed838ec2f15c55b589a2a0aca03215/tumblr_mwmmoelMPM1solp3co1_1280.jpg
RS: | Forgive the Hay | That is the Only Spot in This Entire Hive | that has Adequate Lighting |
SA: i was going to send hadean the hotel address.
SA: but instead this is here
SA: something in me has died.
RS: | Hahahaha |
RS: | What | Are You not a Fan of Seafood | ? | =:) |
SA: pheres you put shrimp in gelatin.
SA: why in god's name did you put shrimp in gelatin.
RS: | I was Curious to See How It would Taste | ! |
RS: | Also | It is Not Just Shrimp | Obviously |
RS: | I Emulsified a Fish | for Flavour |
SA:
SA: 😖
RS: | =:) |
ID: have you... tried... it...?
RS: | You Know | If You are Coming Up to Retrieve the Gremlin | I can Make You a Plate for the Road |
RS: | Oh | No | Of Course Not |
SA: no please no
RS: | I'm not Eating It |
SA: i will have my bourbon salmon at my five star restaurant, thank you.
RS: | =:( |
RS: | Perhaps I have Poured Bourbon into This | Prisma |
RS: | You do not Know With Any Certainty |
RS: | Unless You Try It | ! |
SA: i said bourbon salmon not that I am an alcoholic.
RS: | Well | If This has a Fish | RS: | And It Has Bourbon |
ID: ...who did you. make this for...?
RS: | Is There Really a Difference Between the Bourbon Salmon |
RS: | And My Bourbon | Uh |
RS: | | |
SA: pheres... that's. not how cooking works.
RS: | Gelatin | Shrimp | Fish | Creation | ? |
RS: | Yes | Well | People Keep Telling Me That | But I have Yet to be Convinced |
RS: | =:P |
SA: i sent the reservation information, hadean.
SA: I have to go lie down before pheres stresses me out any further.
RS: | Oh | I'm only Teasing | RS: | I wouldn't Feed It to You | It was Made for Emerel's Viewing Pleasure | Don't Worry | =:) |
ID: hahah. i think you already spooked him off...
RS: | Oh | ! |
RS: | | I didn't Genuinely Upset Him | Did I | ? |
RS: | He is rather Difficult to Read | But I was only Teasing |
ID: i think your. creation just. upset his... refined palate.
ID: and he's had, uh. a long night to boot...
ID: so i wouldn't worry about it.
RS: | Oh | ! |
RS: | Ah | That's Unfortunate | RS: | Do Tell Him I was Joking | ? | If You Would | ? | I Hope He Feels Better Later |
ID: i'll pass the message along, he'll probably just request that you never cook him anything ever. dnw.
RS: | Hahaha | RS: | I can Cook | ! | I just | Choose to Experiment | It is More Fun that Way |
RS: | Are You Aware that You can Cook a Roast in the Microwave | ? | RS: | Or | Ah | The Revolving Radiation Machine | =:B |
ID: ahahah you might want to. post a picture next time you make something that looks nicer... so he can see.
ID: no. but i don't have much interaction with revolving radiation machines!
RS: | Ah | But What does He Consider Nice | ? |
RS: | That is the Question | ! |
RS: | Because He was Parading His Five Star Restaurant like A Badge of Merit | RS: | And I Have Eaten at Enough of Those | that I am Aware of the Sort of Things They Sell | RS: | I do not Make a Habit of Cooking Songbirds | Tragically | Sipara would Object | =:B |
ID: hahah he seems to like seafood i guess. i know he likes sushi.
RS: | But | I suppose I will Have to Strive to Impress Him with Something Nicer | Next Time | RS: | Some Sweet | Citrus | Desert | =:P |
RS: | Do You Cook | ? |
ID: i catch things and usually fry them on a fire. but i don't know if that... counts...
RS: | I don't See Why It Wouldn't |
ID: i dunno. i always think of cooking as... using an appliance. and spices.
RS: | Nonsense | RS: | I Mean | Yes | Spices are Lovely | But It is Still Cooking | RS: | They are Hardly Necessary to the Creation of a Meal |
RS: | Salads Don't Require Either of Those Things | And They still Constitute Cooking | RS: | | I Think | Haha |
ID: fair point. i. also think.
ID: =:P
RS: | =:B |
RS: | Are You Feeling Alright | ? |
RS: | Oh | That was Abrupt |
RS: | | Mm | The Question Remains |
ID: i mean. a little. but i don't have room to judge do i? =:P
ID: i'm. fine!
RS: | =:? |
RS: | Are You Certain | ? |
ID: i mean. mostly fine. wounded ego and all that stuff.
RS: | Yes | I Noticed That | RS: | You're being Meeker than Usual |
RS: | It doesn't especially Suit You | RS: | | =:/ | Is There Anything I Can Do to Help | ? |
ID: haah, no. it's fine! me and sips are gonna fix it. things'll be fine in. a few nights probably!
ID: and pris. pris is helping too.
RS: | Are They | ? | That's Good |
RS: | A Touch Alarming | Given Her Preference of Solutions | But | Well | RS: | I suppose That is the Three of You's Business | Haha |
ID: ...hahah, yeah. though in her defense she did not come up with the solution, merely... encouraged it?
ID: what are you up to now that your. masterpiece is complete...?
RS: | Oh | Should I Ask What Your Solution Is | ? | Haha |
ID: ....uh.
RS: | Mm | Don't Fret | I won't Ask Further |
RS: | If You Don't Want Me To |
RS has attached BONES.JPEG! It's a picture of a kitchen table that's been meticulously cleaned off and is covered in large white bracelets large enough to slip over a horn. Several have designs carved into them, and one is in the process of being carved, going by the dremel drill nearby.
ID: ahahah, just a little fight. nothing impressive.
ID: huh. that's neat. seems like a lot of work!
RS: | Oh | Haha | You are Like Sipara | Aren't You | ? | RS: | Mm | Be Careful | ! |
ID: dw, dw. nothing like a new fight to make you forget about the old one, right?
RS: | Yes | Well | That |- IS -| Her Philosophy | RS: | Haha |
RS: | It Is a Lot of Work | But It is Relaxing | And | It's Worth It | RS: | Considering How Specialised Most Horn Accessories have to Be |
ID: it's a good philosophy! =:P
ID: yeah that makes sense. is this a hobby for you?
RS: | It Is | ! | I Make My Jewelry | Haha | RS: | It Isn't As If I Have Any Other Use for All Of These Bones |
ID: are these for you then? or do you make them for other people?
RS: | I Make Them for Myself | Sipara Prefers Gold Jewelry |
RS: | And Emerel Only Wears Black | Haha | RS: | Would You Like One | ? | =:) | I Expect They could Fit You Well Enough |
ID: i think my rack has a lot going on already. but thanks for the offer! they do look nice.
RS: | Mm | Yes | RS: | I suppose There might Be Objections to My Attempting to Dress You Again | Given the Faire | as Well | =:P |
ID: hey, i was mostly alright with the outfit! =:P the vents did keep me cooler.
RS: | Mostly Alright | RS: | =:P |
RS: | Well | As Long as They Kept You Cool | Their Purpose was Well-Served | Haha | RS: | Are You Getting Along Well with Sipara | Then | ? |
ID: hey, it was a drastic step away from my usual t-shirt and jeans okay. mostly alright is as good as it gets.
ID: oh. uh, yeah! we're having fun.
IA: Hell-o every-one!
RS: | Is This Travelling Arrangement Permanent | ? | I am Just Curious | RS: | And | Hello | IA | ! | How are You | This Fine Night | ? | =:) |
ID: uh. i don't know about that. we didn't talk about it or anything...
ID: i wouldn't say he's a friend. =:P and not yet.
IA: I see.
RS: | Oh | My Apologies | ! | I am Not Trying to be Invasive | RS: | Merely Curious | But | Ah | I think I am Asking Too Many Questions Tonight | RS: | And It is Unkind | Given Your Nerves | So | Sorry | =:( |
RS: | I am Lovely | IA | Thank You for Asking | ! | RS: | Attempting a Night Without Work |
RS: | It is Not Going Entirely Well | I am Unsure How People Manage It | ! |
RS: | Although | I have Captured Two Infantile Meowbeasts | RS: | One Squirrel | and a Large Snake that were All Roaming Near My Matesprit's Hive | RS: | So That was a Touch of Excitement |
RS: | Ah | Your Text says One Thing | Hadean | RS: | But Your Love of Periods | Your Use of Uhs | and Your General Hesitance | RS: | Implies Otherwise | =:P | Haha |
RS: | And | No | I Don't | RS: | His Hive is Simply out in a Rural Area | So There are a Number of Small Animals | RS: | that Enjoy Attempting to Breach the Interior | and I'd Rather Kabiir Not Eat Them |
IA: --Oh n-o! That s-ounds very unpleasant f-or the kittens and squirrels and snakes. G-o-od j-ob keeping them safe!
RS: | | RS: | Thank You | ! | =:B |
RS: | You should Both Tell Me About Your Hobbies |
RS: | If I have Not Scared Hadean Off Entirely | Haha |
IA: I d-on't have many -outside -of w-ork I'm afraid. I'm a little b-oring :(
IA: I'm t-o-o much -of a w-orkah-olic, th-ough I d-o enj-oy watching tv s-ometimes, d-oes that c-ount?
ID: sorry to report not scared off! am checking in to a hotel tho.
RS: | Oh | Nonsense | ! | I am Sure You are Perfectly Fascinating | RS: | We all Think Ourselves Boring | After All | But That is Merely Over-Exposure at Work | =:B | RS: | Television Certainly Counts |
RS: | And | Oh | ! | What Sort of Hotel | ? |
RS: | Or | Well | Never Mind | RS: | Are You Two Already at The City | ? | ? |
ID: yeah. uh. it's a...
ID: ...it's a. really fucking nice hotel.
IA: That's g-o-od!
AA: he is lying. AA: it is the best fucking hotel i have evern seen, holy shit. they have G O L D D O O R K N O B S.
RS: | ? | Oh My | AA: G O L D D O O RN K N O B S.
ID: ...where's the room service stuff.
ID: i can't. imagine what the room service is like.
AA: (oh my god, i bet the rnoom sernvice ppl arne, like, fucking tela.)
AA: (tela.)
AA: ( T E A L S. )
IA: Check the bathr-o-om, d-o they have bubble p-orts built int-o the garden tubs?
IA: Th-ose are always my fav-orite and y-ou kn-ow y-ou have a g-o-od h-otel if they have th-ose.
ID: why are there two traps. man this is fancy.
AA: bc prnisma is considernate and wants to have a bathtub parnty, duh.
AA: you two can soak like fish and hollern acrnoss the hall. >:}
AA: it is B O N D I N G.
AA: .. shit, he needs to grnow out his headfluff so i can brnaid it.
AA: and y! therne arne bubble pornts. i think. wtf is a garnden tub.
ID: so are you saying you aren't gonna soak like a fish. =:P
IA: Ah, a garden tub is a very big, r-o-omy tub. Excellent t-o share and usually deep en-ough t-o, s-o t-o speak, s-oak like a fish.
ID: ....oh there's an outside.
SA: do you see the building with the amber dome?
ID: pris! uhhhh. yes.
SA: i am on the third floor from the top of that building, right set of four windows.
SA: hello.
AA: y, y. me and prni will rnotate tubs like schools of fish. orn w/e. obvs. >:P
AA: omg omg. AA: prniiiiiiiiiii. can you see the waving? >:}
ID: we are now both waving. =:P
SA: sort of.
SA: not really.
SA: I could get a scope out and then I could see you, however.
ID: oh well. we can see each other tomorow. for food.
SA: i will pick somewhere less awe-striking than the hotel. I don't wish to spoil you both 😂
ID: too late. the moment our fronds touched the golden doorknobs we were forever ruined.
AA: ^^^
IA: They're sp-oiled n-ow, Pris. They -only deserve the best n-ow.
SA: I didn't think they were solid gold...
SA: i did better than I thought. 😊
AA: it's trnue. >:P and you should totes pull out the scope, prni, and get a gandern of my totes sweet outfit. AA: like, N O RN M A L L Y, i'm like, all against folks pointing guns, but it's wornth it. since yrn not overn herne.
AA: it has a headband!!
ID: i do like the headband.
ID: soon i too will have a sweet outfit. we can all look sweet together.
SA: Maybe I will then.
SA: Hang on.
SA: yes I see you now.
SA: look at you.
SA: adorable
SA: I'm happy you're here in the city finally
IA: This is such a sweet c-onversati-on.
IA: I'm s-o glad f-or all -of y-ou t-o meet!
SA: yes.
SA: ❤
AA: 💚
IA: Are y-ou guys dating? :)
ID: sorry it took us a while pris. =:P 💚
AA: uh. uhhhhhhhh.
ID: are you both cheating on me with each other? =:'(
ID: i'm crushed.
AA: n, soz, as much as i love, like, havin' _two_ dudes hanging off my arnm.. AA: they'rne not prnetty enough.
AA: hads has only got hairn down to his ass. like, n, ankle orn bust, gtfo.
SA: i'm plenty pretty.
IA: --Oh, I'm s-orry, I was aiming that for SA and ID. I ap-ol-ogize!
SA: oh.
ID: man i knew all those trims i did weren't worth it-
IA: Y-ou b-oth seem very cl-ose and y-ou send each -other a l-ot -of hearts.
ID: oh man sorry sips you aren't in this ship anymore. time to drown.
AA: y, prni, yrn the prnettiest yellow at the ball. it is trnue. but -- AA: whaaat? gdi.
AA: stfu, hads, i'm gonna drnown both of you in the tubs in a jealous rnage now.
IA: N-ot t-o menti-on y-ou guys seem t-o talk with a sense -of tenderness ab-out and t-o each -other.
AA: that's totes how they do it, rnight?
SA: drowning is not the way I wanted to die.
IA: I didn't want t-o assume s-o I th-ought it'd be safe to ask.
ID: at least choke me out with a belt sips jeesh.
AA: n. if i cull you the way you want to, it's not a jealous rnage, duh.
AA: then it's just fucked up pitch.
AA: and who wants _that_. >:P
SA: do you want to consider Hadean's past reactions to things or are you happy assuming he wouldnt
SA: and no.
ID: wow rude.
SA: it's what i am here for.
SA: how are you tonight, IA.
AA: lmfao.
ID: if there's no green heart coming i'm gonna punch you- i'm punching you. =:'(
SA: --
SA: 💚
SA: do not punch me with your one arm.
AA: iiiiiiiii'm gonna go get some food. bbl, loserns.
SA: oh, see you later sipara.
ID: pick me up something. =:P
AA: n. >:}
IA: G-o-odbye! :)
ID: =>:'(
SA: ... is Sipara okay
ID: i hope so. =>:( since you said this is the city of violence and crime and nasty shit....
SA: ah.
SA: that too
SA: I have picked out a creperie for tomorrow
SA: also
ID: oh cool. uh is it close? or are you gonna come here and bring us... there.
SA: I only have one motorcycle and it is unsafe to move more than one other person on it
SA: we can walk, or I can call a car
SA: it is up to you two
ID: i'm sure we can walk.
ID: though hey you and sip both have bikes. neat.
SA: oh does she have one too? I thought she just had the truck?
ID: the bike can only fit so many trolls.
SA,: well yes 😛
ID: i'll wait up for her to get back here. hopefully it just took her a while to find a place that was affordable to eat...
SA: okay. Let me know when she comes back 😦
SA: I'd offer to talk until then but I don't really have anything to say.
SA: I can't believe i am getting a gremlin baby
ID: i will.
ID: that counts as something to say. what are you gonna... name it?
SA: ...I don't know.
SA: I could just. remain calling it gremlin.
SA: i could call it cupcake.
ID: well. time to think up a name before you get it.
SA: i want it to be cute.... that's all i know.
SA: it's so hideous it's name has to balance out it's ugliness.
SA: like sweetiepie gumdrop
ID: pffff. sweetie for short?
SA: Yes. Or gummy.
SA: i suppose gummy better fits you now though how many times you've been through the grinder in the last few days.
SA: how is your lip.
SA: is it no longer gummy
ID: =:P thanks pris.
ID: my lip healed up first. that was just... surface damage.
SA: it looked horrid though 😦 but mouth injuries usually do.
SA: i'm glad it's better.
ID: that's the fun of mouths! they bleed on everything.
AA: mouth injurnies arne the wooooornst. AA: 2bad you don't scarn, hads, orn you could've had a wicked sweet one.
SA: noses too.
SA: and if you're extremely talented.
SA: eyes.
SA: oh--
SA: sipara, hello.
SA: i was worried.
ID: man don't remind me of what could have been sips. =:'( also yes. we were worried.
AA: ?????
AA: dnw, dudes, i did not get mugged by any mean grneenies. >:}
ID: =:P or snatched up for who knows what. good!
SA: or blue bloods. mafias here like blue hires.
AA: lmfao. i don't sparnk enough forn that. >:P totes no good forn kidnapping, soz. AA: i did, howevern, mug a grneenie forn baked goods. AA: i come bearning D O N U T S.
AA: ... why do you have mafias??
AA: >:?
SA: what sort of domuts?
SA: because Provenance is riddled with criminal courts and mobs. they run the city.
AA: oh, shit. dornuts* AA: ty, ty.
ID: awww, and here i thought you said no to bringing me food. 💚
ID: man make sure you guys chain me up at day or else i might get stolen.
SA: only if they know where you are. Also they will take you and the chain with them.
SA: fun!
SA: you had mercy on him, sipara.
SA: a saint.
AA: n, hads, dn get me wrnong. AA: i brnought donuts, i didn't say you got to fucking eat 'em. >:P they arne for prni. duuuh. AA: 💚
SA: 😂
SA: eat one for me, sipara.
ID: =>:'(
AA: and wtf, wherne arne yrn legislacernatorns??
ID: maybe the mean mafia trolls will bribe me in to their cart with donuts.
SA: i'll give you all the "low down" when we are in my loft.
SA: if you wish.
SA: let us just say the police here are seldom better than the courts.
SA: there is a reason vigilant business like mine is so successful.
AA: laaaaaame. AA: temasek's a hole, but at least, like, the imps keep it fucking clean. >:{
SA: the only good police are in West Haven -- where almost no lowbloods actually stay.
SA: so it is moot.
ID: ...that's where we are right.
SA: 🤷
SA: yes.
SA: Unless you go to Port Solais and stir up trouble you should be fine. I was mostly exaggerating.
SA: but we do have "wake up in tubs of ice" stories.
ID: i thought we stuck out. =:P i thought it was our stunning personalities.
AA: lmfao. y, ditto. AA: thought the looks werne forn ourn grn8 looks. >:}
SA: yes they're fond of that.
SA: they will do it in restaurants too, at certain times or a tcertain ones.
SA: it isn't that West Haven is exclusively high blooded, but rather low bloods are only in it to work usually.
ID: ahh, highbloods. they never change.
SA: they do not.
SA: i still am trying to recover from the one who was
SA: very worried about my face
SA: while simulanteously handing me a bounty countract.
SA: yes, I need your sympathy and pity while you also throw me to the dogs to catch you ex quad.
SA; tell me more about what a poor baby i am.
ID: you're just too cute pris. but also useful. it's a hard balance for a poor charmed troll!
AA: shit, you two arne just rnegularn old pitybait.
SA: maybe if i get cracked in the face again i'll look "rugged" enough to deter their cooing.
SA: aren't we?
ID: only sips' mangled body can protect us now.
ID: awesomely mangled, btw.
AA: .. shit, you can't do what i do, neithern, can you? AA: b/c you'd get squicked if you went and hit on anyone pitch.
AA: starnt wearning a moirnail rning and tell 'em yrn taken. >:}
ID: oh, yeah. the rings thing.
SA: i don't think it would help.
SA: these are usually the sort of people who look at you and say
SA: well no one has to know, right.
SA: don't you want to have fun.
SA: 😐
SA: and then they reach for my thigh and it gets very awkward when i break their nose into their skull
SA: am I joking.
SA: am i serious.
SA: we will never know.
AA: make it fuchsia. come up with a hot heirness gillhead who's 2jelly not to call you on the hourn. AA: orn -- whoa wait what.
AA: ... idc if yrn joking orn srns.
AA: we should totes cull someone anyway. >:P
SA: 👀
SA: i would rather have a real quadrant than make one up.
SA: also let's avoid a group murder activity.
SA; I would like to show you all how nice Provenance is. When. people aren't dying.
AA: aww. i thought that was how we'rne gonna bond. >:"{
RS: | I do not Know What It Is | Exactly | ? | RS: | But | It is Loud |
ID: ...what the fuck. ahahah. it's creepy.
RS: | Isn't It Just | ? |
RS: | Kabiir will not Cease Carrying It About like a Toy | RS: | So I Suppose It is Hers | For Now |
RS: | But | I don't Know Why It Has no Fur |
ID: whats a kabiir.
ID: maybe it's sick.
ID: and lost its fur.
RS: | Ah | Kabiir is a Lusus who Accompanies Me in My Travels |
RS: | Let Me See if I have a Picture |
ID: also congrats on not being sick now. or at least less sick.
RS: http://i.imgur.com/RFPvwq0.jpg RS: | Here She Is | ! |
RS: | | | I Hope It's not Sick | I don't Want It Touching Her | in That Case |
ID: oh. that looks fun.
RS: | =:\ | RS: | And | Haha | Thank You | RS: | I am Not Sick at All | ! |
RS: | I have Successfully Fought Off the Disease | RS: | Through Judicious Application of | Not Applying Tentacles to My Airstem | =:P |
RS: | How are You | ? | I was Going to Read Up | RS: | But | You People Talk Entirely too Much | Haha |
RS: | I think It Said | Over Five Hundred Messages | RS: | I don't Think I Manage Five Hundred Messages in a Single Night | =:P |
ID: hahah yeah we uh. played a dumb game and drank some petrol disguised as wine.
ID: i gotta see if sips is up and about eventually. but the couch is comfy. and my pan sorta aches.
RS: | Oh | ! | Those are Fun |
RS: | | Did You Drink Water | ? |
ID: eh. drinking water would mean getting up. but i will. eventually.
RS: | Well | Good | RS: | Dehydration is | not Going to Help You | Haha | RS: | | Just Wake Her Up | If She is Sleeping Too Late | Else | She will Sleep Until Midnight | =:P |
ID: i guess i should. i am getting hungry.
ID: how grumpy is she waking up on a scale from 1 to 10.
ID: 10 being she will try and claw my eyes out.
RS: | Is She on a Floor | or In a Recuperacoon | ? | ? |
ID: coon. how do i get her out.
RS: | Well | Traditionally | One could Always Try Shouting | RS: | But That is Fifty Fifty | on If She will Wake | RS: | You can Always Grab the Side of the Recuperacoon and Give It a Vigorous Shake | Though |
RS: | And That is Guaranteed to Wake Her |
ID: shaking, got it. if i stop replying assume i'm dead.
ID: good news, not dead.
RS: | Haha | Good | ! |
RS: | I assumed She Wouldn't be Quite |- That -| Aggressive | over a Little Recuperacoon Shaking | RS: | But |
RS: | You said Dead |
RS: | But Are You Free from Maiming | ? | =:P | Sleep-Addled Mauling | ? | ? |
RS: | Are Your Ears still Accepting Sound |
ID: pff fortunately. =:P
ID: she's like waking a cholerbear from hibernation.
SA: it is a hairless baby. I mean, a kitten. Of a strange breed.
SA: do not eat this one.
RS: | =:1 |
RS: | Are You quite Certain It is a Meowbeast | ? |
RS: | I am Fairly Sure They have Hair | Do They Not | ? |
SA: yes. This is a special kind. Made for people who are allergic to fur.
SA: a colleague of mine has one.
SA: they are also called gremlins
RS: | Oh | ! | That's a Cute Name |
SA: ... gremlin?
RS: | Also | Fitting | for an Unsettling Beast |
RS: | Yes | ! |
RS: | Say It Out Loud |
RS: | It sounds like a Sort of Endearing | Frolicking | Beast |
SA: it doesn't sound like anything when I say it but I also lack intonation 75% of the time.
SA: are you calling it Gremlin then?
RS: | Haha | No | I am not Calling It Anything | RS: | I Made the Mistake of Naming Kabiir | And | Look Where I am Now |
SA: if you do not want the baby I will take it
RS: | Oh | ! | You are Free to It |
SA: yes...
SA: but how will we get it here?
AA: | | Hmm |
RS: | I don't Suppose I could Put It in a Box and Mail It | Haha |
RS: | It would Get Cold | For One |
SA: it would also probably die as it is a kitten and requires more nutrients than an adult
RS: | ! | ! | ! |
RS: | Yes | Let's Avoid That | =:( |
SA: where are you again? I wonder if the Provenance train runs that way
RS: | Mm | Where is Provenance | ? |
RS: | I can Check the Lines | For You |
RS: | If You Made It to Cascara | I am Only an Hour Away | So | RS: | I could Easily Drive back Up |
SA sent map.png
RS: | Hmmm |
SA: it took a several hour train ride to get to Cascara
RS: | | Aaah | Haha | Oh Dear |
| Your City does Look Rather Far Away |
RS: | | Let Me Think | ! | I am Sure There is a Means | of Delivery |
SA: if I can finish my cases this evening I could easily just get on the train and come get it. I do not mind
SA: I don't think Hadean and Sipara will be here any time soon
ID: damn too bad this didn't happen before me and sip hit the road.
ID: I mean I dunno. we might be close.
RS: | haha | No | RS: | You are Not Close | Don't Even Worry About It | Hadean |
RS: | Yes | Prisma | Come to Cascara | And I will Give You This Gremlin |
RS: | | There May Be More Gremlins | Hiding in the Hive | as Well | ? | I should Check |
RS: | They get Hidden | =:1 |
SA: they get... hidden... how are they getting in..
SA: hello Hadean. I hope you are not terribly hung over
RS: | They are Placed | ! | The Lusii Enjoy Hiding Them | Unfortunately |
ID: my pan just aches a bit, it's fine. hey pris. uh. hope I didn't send you a weird message. because apparently I got chatty last night sometime.
SA: you insisted on knowing more about me. But nothing else was very strange. I made you sad by accident.
SA: the lusii?
ID: oh. and false alarm, just messaged ashy. loser sent a pic though, nice to know who i'm fighting.
SA: didn't we already know that. Though?
SA: also, water and food will help with the hang over.
RS: / it will / ! / I said water / but / oh / make sure you get bread as well / ! /
SA: oh, yes sorry
SA: I should go get breakfast, I will return later.
ID: gonna drag sips for food. if she didn't drown in the trap.
AA: no drowning, jfc. and stop knocking!! Ï'm almost doneeeee.
ID: finish primping, it's my turn. =:P
LL: Wtf is a GREMLIN?
LL: And, wait, did you name it already?
LL: I have the BEST name for it!
AA: it's not prnimping!! this soporn just suckssss. but okay, okay, out in 30s. AA: if therne is any soporn in my hairn still, tho, gonna fight you. >:{ RS: | Ha | Ah | I haven't Named It | I'm not Keeping It | ! |
RS: | But | Please | Share | =:B |
LL: What's that gotta do with NAMING it? LL: Next person can just RENAME it or something.
LL: Omg, yes, >:D
LL: Name it LUNCH!
LL: Then you DON'T have to keep it!!
RS: | HA |
LL: <:devious:254425406877204481>
ID: if there's sopor still in your hair I won't tell you and you can just live with it. =:P
RS: | That is Mean | But | Charming | =:B | RS: | Why Lunch | ? | Why Not Dinner | ? |
AA: >:{!!! AA: you hurnrny up now, bc - y, i want dinnern. orn lunch. orn weee.
LL: Well, what if you get hungry EARLY?
LL: See, AA's already down to EAT. >:D
LL: And mean but charming sounds like an ACES aesthetic, tbh.
LL: Also, HEY
LL: How's things, GENERALLY? LL: I dodged when the FIGHTING shit started cos a) IDGI why people think it's fun to watch and b) huge attention-grabbing events are good for BUSINESS, but I hope you didn't get SHANKED or something.
ID: i'll be ready faster if you braid my hair for me sips, fyi.
AA: have yrn frnonds fallen off, arne orn you just rnly lazy? >:}
RS: | AA is across the Continent | So I am Afraid She does not Get Fed | Even on Hairless Kittens | RS: | It is Currently Attacking Kabiir's Ear | By the Way | I am Sure Everyone is Rivetted to Know This Exciting Development |
ID: no but my frond got broken if you fucking forgot. =>:P
LL: Is the barkbeast's auricular WINNING, though?
RS: | And | Well Enough | ! | RS: | It has been a Little | Ah | Turmulotous | ? | But | I did not Get Shanked | Other People were Shanked | So | RS: | It all Worked Out for the Best | I suppose | Haha |
RS: | It is Not | ! |
AA: omg, don't be a wrnigglern. brnaid yrn headfluff w/ yrn fangs!! AA: jk, jk, i'll do it, hold on. >:P
LL: Better question: did you SHANK anybody, or are you getting lessons from the GREMLIN?
LL: From LUNCH**
RS: | I would Never Shank Anyone | That'd be Improper | RS: | And | That's entirely Too Much Contact | =:P | Why Shank | when You can Smack Them Away at a Distance | with a Staff | ? | ? | RS: | Save Yourself from the Trouble of Bandaging any Unfortunate Remnants of the Scuffle | ! |
RS: | I am Getting Lessons from the Gremlin | Though |
LL: From LUNCH*
RS: | From Lunch | * |
LL: >:D
RS: | Should I be Concerned about Kabiir Eating Lunch | Do You Think | ? | =:B |
LL: And u rite, u rite. LL: That's why I just SHOOT people, tbh. LL: I've meet even TOUCHIER trolls, though. LL: One of my old mates just went full SNIPER for their specibus.
LL: And, idk, PROBABLY. LL: Does she eat MEAT? LL: When'd she LAST eat?
LL: ... Has she eaten LUNCH? >:D
LL: Like lunch not like Lunch.
LL: Gotta respect the STAFF, too. LL: Been smacked by one of THOSE way too many times to lineface anymore! LL: I think the only guy I've met that can wreck me with one FROND tied behind his BACK used one.
ID: staffs are cool. 👌
AA: staffs arne lame. >:P RS: | Treason | ! | They are Fantastic | =:B | RS: | And | Oh | If You're Fighting Often | It would Make Sense to Have a Gun | I think | But | Ah | I Feel That Gives too Much of an Aggressive Air | ? |
RS: | Especially Sniper Rifles | Haha |
RS: | | |- ESPECIALLY -| Those |
RS: | I have Kicked Her Out of the Hive for Now | ! | She has not eaten lunch | But Now | She can go Find Something | before She Eats Lunch | =:B |
RS: | She is a Barkbeast | ! | Maidel Stated They eat Meat |
AC: Ø It makes up a lot of their diet. .u. Ø
LL: I mean, MY lusus was a barkbeast, and she ate EVERYTHING. LL: Pretty sure old banana peels ain't NUTRITIOUS.
AC: Ø Barkbeasts eat anything, but that doesn't mean they _should_ . Ø
LL: And I have PISTOLS, but, hey, if that's so AGGRO that folks don't wanna pick a FIGHT with me, I ain't gonna COMPLAIN. You wanna fight me, you're gonna get a HOLE in your PAN, none of that messing around shit.
LL: Plus, strapping pistols to thigh holsters is, like, TOTALLY badass.
AC: Ø ouo that does sound pretty cool Ø
LL: The SNIPER just looks stupid. LL: I think it was longer than THEY were TALL.
LL: And eyyyy. Cool as a flame-painted ROCK. >:D
AC: Ø .n. that sounds unwieldy - hahaha Ø
AC: Ø unu the coolest rock Ø
LL: >:D >:D >:D
RS: | Kabiir will Eat Anything | If She has the Chance | She has Taken Food Off of My Plate Before | RS: | And Attempted to Drink My Coffee | Before I Invested in a Lid | and a Newspaper |
AC: Ø I'm so sorry, I keep TRYING to train her not to... Ø
AC: Ø But she's stubborn and that face of hers is so LONG Ø
RS: | So | I Suppose It is | - | Oh | ! | RS: | It isn't a Problem | She looks Very Sad | If You do not Give Her Food |
LL: But, yeah, that thing took FOREVER to set up and you basically CAN'T use it at close range. LL: IDK, everyone has their PREFERENCE, but I'm just figuring someone's not gonna be all NICE about fighting you like you'd PREFER.
AC: Ø Pheres, that's because all barkbeasts use that to con you into giving them food. Ø
AC: Ø They're adorable and can't be trusted. Ø
RS: | | Thigh Holsters | ? | Are Those a Thing | ? |
LL: Only if you're COOL.
AC: Ø I've seen cool characters with them .u. Ø
RS: | I would Carry a Gun | For Thigh Holsters | They seem Amazing |
RS: | And Very Sharp | ! |
LL: Some people stick KNIVES in em, too.
RS: | And | Haha | Maidel | RS: | I suppose I am Easily Conned | by Large Beasts | Then | =:B | Ah | RS: | I May Have Been Sabotaging Your Training | Just a Little | By Feeding Her | When She Looks Hungry |
RS: | My Apologies | ! |
LL: Why's she HUNGRY so much, anyhow?
AC: Ø xux you have but to be fair...I can't really blame you...she's so endearing Ø
LL: Shouldn't she be out getting her OWN food?
AC: Ø It's kind of dangerous to let her roam Derevnya... Ø
AC: Ø Those scary birds might get her Ø
LL: ??? LL: She's got TEETH, hasn't she?
ID: hahah no need to get her own food when she knows where to get it easy anyways.
AC: Ø I don't know what I'd do if she got dive-bombed by one of those awful pelicans. Ø
LL: Teach her to RUN, I guess. LL: Idk what kind of BARKBEAST can't take a BIRD.
AC: Ø These ones take whole trolls sometimes xux Ø
LL: Yeah, but a barkbeast's got FOUR walkfronds over our two!
LL: We're at a DISADVANTAGE, really.
AC: Ø .u. huh, I never thought of it like that Ø
AC: Ø But that's a good point Ø
ID: ...man note to never go to. that place.
AC: Ø Derevnya's nice .u. but it is very foggy Ø
LL: What, Derevyna? It's GREAT!
AC: Ø It's nicer than Temasek... Ø
LL: If you get DIVEBOMBED, you can take VENGEANCE and dive-bomb them BACK.
AC: Ø Or well I guess Temasek is nice, but... Ø
LL: There's, like, sky gliding setups and shit.
AC: Ø Ehhhh Ø
LL: What's wrong with TEMASEK?
AC: Ø Oh! What do you do in Derevnya, LL? .u. Ø
AC: Ø It, um. It's kind of really strict...and there are lot of clowns... Ø
ID: ....huh okay revenge makes it seem a lil more appealing.
AC: Ø But its coast is nice. .u. Ø
LL: I LIVE there! LL: Kinda? LL: TECHNICALLY, I live there. LL: My moirail has a COMBALLET STUDIO there, and he makes me come back because it's got a CUPE and GROCERIES.
LL: Also, my PI office!
AC: Ø oooh! That's really cool! Ø
LL: And I gotchu, clowns get all WEIRD about, like, EVERYTHING.
ID: clowns can't not be weird. it's just. their way.
RS: | Back | I am Sorry | I Found Another Gremlin | RS: | Along with a Squirrel | The Squirrel is Now In the Cage |
AC: Ø xux I know it's judgmental and all but I...don't feel very comfortable around purples...thanks to spending three sweeps around clowns. Ø
AC: Ø I'm sure some of them are probably fine... Ø
RS: | But | Yes | Ah | Wait | RS: | Do You Dislike all Indigoes | Maidel | ? |
RS: | I wasn't Aware |
AC: Ø I mean, I try not to .n. Ø
AC: Ø I'd never be rude to one of our customers Ø
AC: Ø But I get nervous Ø
RS: | You get on Well Enough with Riccin | Too |
RS: | Oh | ! | That's not Good |
AC: Ø Riccin's not purple, though Ø
AC: Ø It's...different. Ø
RS: | There's no Need for You to be Around Them | Then | Pyrois and I can Handle the Blueblood Deliveries |
AC: Ø No, it's fine. If I never talk to them, I'll never get over it. Ø
AC: Ø I don't have any call being like this when some of them are perfectly respectable customers. Ø
LL: IDK, I kinda lived with one for SWEEPS and she was a bit poncy but not THAT batty. LL: Guess the RELIGIOUS shit's pretty WEIRD, though.
LL: Also, SWEET. You can name the SECOND gremlin DINNER and the rodent can be SNACK!
RS: | Oh | All Religious Things are a Bit Tripe | AA: | But | Well | You can Come with Me on My Deliveries to Indigoes | Then | ! |
RS: | And That Way | You will have a Buffer | to Feel Better |
AC: Ø It's...not even that...I don't mind the Mirthful religion so much, I know a lot of the hymns actually even if I'm not a clown Ø
RS: | And More Comfortable | ? |
AC: Ø I'm not good with voodoos, that's all. Ø
LL: Oh, the MIND shit?
LL: There's a trick to that!
AC: Ø ...? Ø
ID: huh. there is?
LL: Every time they TRY it on you, you gotta break their SNOUT. LL: They learn real QUICK-like.
RS: | Hahaha |
AC: Ø I _can_ do it on my own, I mean, I have been. It's not a problem. I'd never let my own problems get in the way of a job. Ø
AA: y. what tealie said. >:P
ID: pffff well yeah, that works pretty good i guess.
RS: | It's not a Problem at All to Accompany You | ! | RS: | Are the Voodoos Really a Problem | ? | I don't Think I've ever Had Anyone Try to Use Those on Me |
RS: | Although | They're Perfectly Intimidating without Them |
ID: the 'doos suck.
AC: Ø Yes, but it's more efficient to split us up. I mean. If you want to, I'm always happy to have you along! But it's not an issue. Ø
CC: ...i can-n☼t be-lieve that this is what i ☼-pen the chat back up t☼ af-ter g☼☼d-ness kn☼ws h☼w l☼ng ☼f an ab-sence. CC: i feel like my cl☼wn-ha-ting sen-ses just ting-led. CC: but yes, as ll said, ei-ther that ☼r ha-ving a firm w☼rd with them, sh☼uld y☼u be cl☼-ser t☼ them, u-su-al-ly w☼rks w☼n-ders.
RS: | Oh | Well | I don't Mean to Be Overbearing | If You feel Comfortable with It | Then | That is Fine | RS: | But | Ah | It doesn't Necessarily Need to be an Issue | for It to be Something Worth Accomodating | ? | RS: | After All | I am Perfectly Capable of Handling Violets | But You still Come Along | ! |
LL: Like, REAL firm. LL: Firm as your FIST.
AC: Ø Oh, no, you're not overbearing, I just...don't want you to feel concerned? I don't like to cause any worry. Ø
RS: | Ah | Well | We will Consider It Swept Under the Rug | Then | Haha | And | Oh | Dear | RS: | Can I say Advocating Violence against Our Higher Caste Betters is | mm | Perhaps | not the Best Impression to Give to Others | Who may not Understand the Context from Which We are Speaking | ? |
AC: Ø xux plus, if it's clowns, you're usually outnumbered. Ø
LL: I'm not advocating for violence against HIGHER CASTE BETTERS, I'm advocating for violence against anybody that things FUCKING WITH YOUR HEAD is their business.
ID: clearly you just gotta fight the non-clown ones instead.
CC: is it n☼t ☼ur du-ty as the cal-mer castes t☼ p☼int it ☼ut when ☼ur _bet-ters_ are ac-ting p☼-si-tive-ly ri-di-cu-l☼us and un-ci-vi-lized, th☼ugh?
LL: I mean, don't go picking the fight if you're just gonna get yourself SHANKED by THIRTY PEOPLE, but if it's someone you're dealing with on the regular, you can't let 'em go thinking you let that kinda thing FLY.
AC: Ø xux still leaves you with a troll who has intense strength and resilience...plus they're often really _tall_ Ø
ID: aww they aren't all tall. as long as your fist can still reach their face, it's all good.
AC: Ø xux depends on if it's still attached after Ø
CC: and there is n☼-thing ☼f sub-stance t☼ be said a-gainst a g☼☼d kick t☼ the shin ei-ther, real-ly.
LL: Shit, EVERYONE'S taller than me, I'm like barely five FEET.
LL: Just means they FALL further!
ID: hahah i like ll's thinking.
ID: ps sips if my hand gets ripped off please put it on ice for me.
LL: >:D
ID: wait i know your name. bonnie.
ID: bonnie? bonnie's thinking.
AC: Ø Oh! That's right! Well, now I just feel rude .n. Ø
LL: DUH
ID: hey, i remembered! =>:P
LL: Hey, I WASN'T gonna go knocking heads, but now I don't GOTTA. >:D
RS: | Ah | Sorry | I keep Getting Distracted | ! | RS: | I am Dreadful at This Chat Format | Sometimes | =:C |
RS: | CC | Yes | It Is Our Duty | I suppose | But | RS: | It would be Rather Unfortunate if Someone Saw Our Discussion | and Decided They Ought to Take it The Wrong Sort of Way | Don't You Think | ? |
AC: Ø And then they just injure you for it. .n. Seems more likely. Ø
ID: i mean you have work and. gremlins and stuff distracting you too. so. hard to just focus on the chat.
LL: Well, YEAH, but you're not supposed to LET them get you.
RS: | Ah | No Work Tonight | ! | I am Trying to Take a Breather | Haha |
RS: | But | Yes | That's Fair |
ID: oh. probably a good idea when you were sick last night anyways.
AC: Ø whoop. That was a hole. Ø
AC: Ø This is why we don't text and walk. Ø
AC: Ø .n. help I have lost a leg. Ø
ID: ....what? are you. okay?
RS: | ! | ! | ! |
RS: | Is It Stuck in the Hole | ? |
AC: Ø ...yup Ø
AC: Ø brb, attempting to get self out of stupid situation Ø
AC: Ø ...oh wait there's an easy - Ø
AC: Ø and now I'm _wet_ . Yes. That was a great idea. Ø
ID: ...are you gonna need some help there bud?
AC: Ø no I'm fine. Now I feel slightly _singed_ but no longer wet. Ø
AC: Ø On the upside! I finally found the rock I was looking for. .u. Ø
RS: | Oh | ! | Be Careful | ! |
LL: Did you LOSE the LEG?
ID: =:??????
AC: Ø nah .u. Ø
RS: | He's merely Using His Psionics | Hadean | I Think |
AC: Ø yup .u. Ø
ID: oh. like with the hoofbeast?
LL: Well, better than what I was thinking with SINGED and WET.
AC: Ø exactly .u. Ø
RS: | The Hoofbeast | ? |
ID: ...long story.
AC: Ø ...oh god Ø
AC: Ø VERY long story Ø
LL: We got time!
ID: ...nah.
RS: | Haha | Heavens |
ID: nah you don't.
RS: | | Ah |
AC: Ø Hadean help Ø
RS: | I'm Glad the Two of You are Making Friends | ! |
ID: yeah. that's us. bosom buds.
RS: | If You would Rather Not | There's no Need to Share the Details |
RS: | My Feelings will not be Hurt | =:B |
ID: okay good. uh.
AC: Ø I mean I would but it's also Hadean's story so I don't know. .n. Ø
ID: yeah nah no story.
AC: Ø I don't want to make him uncomfortable. Ø
RS: | Here | Let Me Change the Topic For All Of Us | RS: | I am Preparing a Meal |
AC: Ø ooh Ø
AC: Ø what kind Ø
RS: | I am Unsure | ! |
LL: MY feelings are definitely hurt.
AC: Ø Iii finally found my rock? Which I found before and realized there were tweetbeasts nesting in its crevice. .u. they're still there and they have hatchlings now Ø
AC: Ø they're really cute Ø
ID: pffff well you should have been there bonnie. now it's too late.
RS: | This is His Refrigeration Unit | RS has attached a picture of Emerel's fridge! There's the row of bottles on the bottom, a great deal of vegetables, raw meat, milk.. it's fairly well-stocked. RS: | I was Thinking of Putting the Shin Hank in a Pot With Noodles | ? | ? |
LL: Maybe you shouldn't've gone FIGHTING like a WEIRDO and I would have stayed!
RS: | Also | A Vegetable |
AC: Ø that sounds delicious, I'm envious Ø
LL: Wtf, why do you have so much shit in your coldbox?
LL: What's it all even FOR?
ID: eating i'd assume.
RS: | I don't have the Faintest Idea |
AC: Ø For making really good meals .u. Ø
RS: | There's Too Much In Here to Eat | ! |
LL: Or your guy's coldbox, whatever.
AC: Ø ...there's not _too_ much... Ø
RS: | It is My Matesprit's Coldbox | Yes | Haha | RS: | Mine has | Um | A Dove | and Coffee |
LL: Dude, you telling me you wouldn't EXPLODE trying to get all that down?
AC: Ø I mean for just one meal yes - _Phereeeees_ Ø
LL: Why do you keep coffee in your COLDBOX?
AC: Ø Well I mean not in one meal no but it's nice and well stocked and looks good to me Ø
LL: Just put it in the CABINET.
RS: | So I do not Have to Prepare It on Long Drives | Haha |
AC: Ø Pheres, why won't you eat Emerel's leftovers, you worry me .n. Ø
RS: | I had Leftovers | Maidel | ! | They were Eaten |
AC: Ø okay .n. Ø
RS: | They are not an Infinite Supply | =:) | Please | Do Not Worry |
RS: | | Also | I Told You | that Kabiir keeps Begging Food |
AC: Ø I know I shouldn't and you're fine but I do Ø
AC: Ø You need food more than Kabiir and I love her but she's not a smart troll with a business to run who needs energy .n. Ø
RS: | Oh | ! | I eat Plenty | RS: | Bonnie | Didn't You Say You Ran a Business | ? | A PI Business | ? |
RS: | Or You Have an Office | At Least | RS: | And She Agrees with Me on the State of Emerel's Coldbox | =:P |
LL: I DO! LL: I mean, I KINDA run it! LL: My moirail does all the BUSINESS stuff, I'm just the TALENT. >:D
ID: .....oh is. that what sip fed me.
ID: if so. sorry.
LL: Actually, I think we both kinda suck at the BUSINESS part, but we figure it out.
RS: | Oh | Don't be Sorry at All | RS: | Emerel Brings Me Food Every Time He Visits | Haha | It is Impossible to Eat All of It Anyway |
RS: | So | Better that It is Shared Out |
RS: | And | Oh | ! | That is what I do With Sipara | =:B |
RS: | | Except | Ah | We'e not Moirails | Haha |
ID: if you're sure, alright. are you a good cook? like. do you do it a lot?
LL: What ABOUT it? LL: You got something that needs FOUND? LL: Because if this is about the sword, gotta say, it's not STOLEN if I brought it BACK. D:
SA: one of my new clients cooed at me when they saw my bandaged face
SA; that was an uncomfortable experience
AC: Ø oh no, I'm sorry to hear it .n. Ø
ID: cooing is the worst. charge them extra for the inconvenience. =:P
RS: | Ah | No | I don't | I Find It rather pointless an Activity | ? |
LL: At least SOMEONE'S got a head on his shoulders. >:D
RS: | Why Waste an Hour to Produce a Meal | When You can Simply Buy Bars in Bulk and Consume One in a Moment | ? | RS: | It seems Silly | ! |
LL: At least about FOOD.
LL: Still judging you about your FASHION.
ID: .....oh wow. uh. huh. that's. a way to eat.
ID: don't you get tired of. bars?
RS: | My Fashion is Lovely | And Yours was Vastly Superior | When We were Younger | I am Sorry to Say | RS: | Perhaps That is What I Need You to Find | That Endearing Poncho | =:P |
LL: It takes like THREE SECONDS to EAT one, idk how you have time to GET tired.
LL: Oh my god
LL: At least I wasn't wearing, like, a WHOLE LUSUS.
RS: | | No | ? | RS: | Why would I get Tired of Them | ? | I mean | Yes | I get Tired of Eating | RS: | Because It is a Little Tedious |
RS: | But | Who Doesn't | ? |
ID: ....i don't get tired of eating.
AC: Ø um .n. Ø
ID: starving sucks ass.
RS: | My Outfit was Stunning | and I Refuse to Acknowledge Your Slander | Bonnie |
LL: At least the JADE GARTERS are gone.
RS: | Mm | Starving is Not Ideal | Obviously | =:P | RS: | But | Perh
LL: Or whatever they were.
RS: | There Were Never Jade Garters |
RS: | =:| |
LL: IDK the word for this stuff!
ID: ahahah wow.
LL: On account of I know how to DRESS myself.
RS: | I don't Have the Faintest Idea of What You are Even Referring To | ! |
ID: maybe i'll just. take a step back from this chat. and let you two. work out this mixup.
RS: | No | Don't Leave |
LL: SUSPENDERS? LL: There was SOME jade ribbony stuff.
RS: | Don't Abandon Me In Here | with These False Allegations | Haha |
RS: | | Oh | Yes | There were Jade Suspenders | RS: | Those go On |- TOP -| Bonnie |
RS: | And They were Charming |
ID: stocking suspenders? or regular suspenders.
LL: What's even the DIFFERENCE?
LL: And, yeah, they were CHARMING, but that's not exclusive from being RIDIC. >:D
ID: uh. one holds up pants and one holds up stockings?
SA: if you leave who will i talk to when I finally
SA: oh my fucking god can i stop being followed for
SA: hang on
RS: | ? | ? | ? |
RS: | Oh Dear | =:C |
ID: punch 'em pris!
RS: | Do Not Punch Them | They may Have a Gun | ! |
LL: Dude, just climb a ROOF, they can NEVER follow you up that shit.
RS: | Yes | That is Sound Advice |
ID: wait pris has a gun.
RS: | Abscond to Higher Ground | ! |
ID: shoot 'em pris!
RS: | | Abscond to Higher Ground | and |- THEN -| Shoot Them | If You Really Must | ! |
ID: yeah do that.
ID: don't get hurt there's only so much room in the friend 3some for injuries and i have maxed it out. =:(
SA: oh.
SA: It was the orange blood from the other day.
SA: they gave me a flower and said thank you.
AS: I'm so confused.
ID: they might have a crush.
SA: they are 6, Hadean.
AC: Ø oh, that sounds...nice? Ø
AC: Ø oh .n. Ø
ID: crushes can happen early! they're just very harmless crushes.
ID: like 'oh wow this troll is cool' crushes.
SA: I wish I could have told they weren't following me maliciously. I could only tell someone was following me.
RS: | Oh | That is Precious | RS: | Did You Take the Flower | ? |
SA: also i do not need to abscond to higher ground I usually have the upper hand in combat in anyways. I could have handled them physically and then shot them.
SA: yes, I took the flower.
RS: | Good | ! | =:) |
SA: I hope they are not inspired to follow in my career footsteps.
ID: i mean. probably don't have to worry about that. does your career even have a name? or just. 'thing finder'.
RS: | If They are Orange | I doubt They Will | They are Likely Just Charmed | RS: | And Slightly Infatuated | Older Trolls always Seem so Much More Impressive | at That Age |
SA: well, according to what i read earlier, we have a PI in the chat so perhaps that would be the best way to describe it.
SA: it is much better than what I said in the drinking game
SA: and a lot less alarming.
SA: do they...?
SA: i don't remember...
AC: Ø I didn't know a lot of older trolls until I was already 9. Ø
AC: Ø And none of _them_ were worth admiring. xux Ø
SA: maybe if I think really hard i could remember that i was enamored with the idea of being a scientist for a long time because i was surrounded by so many.
SA: but i think that would just be convenient projection.
ID: i dunno, pheres is probably right. i barely even remember anything about when i was 6.
RS: | =:? |
RS: | That's Fascinating |
SA: I find it sad.
SA: not being able to rememeber is a terrible thing.
SA: I am sorry, Hadean.
AC: Ø Maybe it is sometimes, but there's things I'm glad I don't remember. Ø
ID: i mean. don't be sad. i didn't say it to make you sad. besides, i lived in the middle of nowhere. all i've forgotten probably is like. a whole lot of sand and shit.
SA: maybe a few cacti and camels.
ID: see? so of course my thinkpan chucked that junk out. =:P and uh. sorry maidel.
ID: that shitty stuff happened i mean.
AC: Ø eh Ø
AC: Ø that's very kind of you, but don't worry about it Ø
AC: Ø It feels like a long time ago now, even if it was only half a sweep Ø
ID: at least you're doing good now, right?
AC: Ø my new life is a lot better - yes! Ø
SA: it's good it is over, whatever it was.
AC: Ø I know lots of cool trolls like you .u. Ø
ID: ...ahahah, thanks. though i think i'm probably what most would consider a bad influence. =:P
AC: Ø Hadean, you don't even rank on the list of bad influences I've met. xux Ø
AC: Ø You're not bad at all. Ø
ID: i meant more in the ah. doing things that would mostly seem unwise to do way of bad.
ID: but thanks. =:) i think.
AC: Ø xux believe me it's good that you're better than some trolls I've met Ø
AC: Ø because they were the actual worst Ø
ID: well sorry you had to deal with them then.
AC: Ø they're all long gone, so it's not a problem, but thank you Ø
AC: Ø I'll never see them again and it's wonderful Ø
RS: | Good | ! | That is the Best Thing about Leaving People Behind | I think |
RS: | Especially Terrible People | I will Second Hadean's Regrets that You had to Deal With Them | Though | =:( |
AC: Ø It's fine. It's not fun to think about, but it can't ever be repeated. I'm just using them as an example of bad behavior, haha. Ø
AC: Ø I mean, what else can I call a pair of trolls who let their own pitch-feud and breakup ruin other people's lives. Ø
AC: Ø A _lot_ of other people. Ø
RS: | Mm | That is the Problem with Pitch Romance | I think | For Many | RS: | It makes People Selfish | =:/ |
AC: Ø I think they were already selfish and horrible, but I guess that's possible. Ø
SA: Pitch is a tenuous quadrant and I often think we would be better off forbidding it from non-exiles.
ID: jeesh pris, just smash the whole thing. =:P
RS: | I don't Know | Sipara Adores It | ? | RS: | But | I don't Think I can Precisely Disagree with You | Prisma |
AC: Ø I don't know about that, but I think it ought to be handled more carefully. Ø
AC: Ø ...I mean, I've never dated pitch so I don't know for sure, but Ø
AC: Ø That seems smart Ø
RS: | Can People be Trusted to Handle It Carefully | Though | ? | RS: | | I don't Know | I am Perhaps | unfairly Disinclined towards That Quadrant | Haha |
AC: Ø I have no clue. They were the only...well, they weren't even in pitch when I knew them, so ex blackrom I'd ever seen? Ø
ID: exes of any quad can get nasty as fuck.
AC: Ø So it's probably not smart to judge only by them. Ø
AC: Ø THAT's true. Ø
AC: Ø I've never dated, but I've seen it. Ø
RS: | Nonsense | I've never Seen a Bad Palerom |
ID: i just stick to flings! if there's no real feelings everything is fiiine.
AC: Ø Really? I mean, that's good if you have but they can be unhealthy too. Especially if you don't know what you're doing, I bet. Ø
ID: paleroms can get nasty with the right trolls too i'm sure.
RS: | Oh | I'm Sorry | I meant | Bad Palerom Break-Up | Haha |
ID: especially if there's cheating or something.
RS: | And | Ah | Not Speaking from Experience | But | RS: | Flings have Their Problems | Too | RS: | Such as | People Getting Too Invested | or | Misunderstanding the Circumstances | =:/ |
ID: you just gotta shut that stuff down. lay out the rules before you start actually doing anything.
ID: if it's just a one-night thing most trolls won't get invested.
RS: | | Yes | But Then | You have to Talk To Them | And That is Already Overcomplicating It | RS: | For Just a Fling | =:P | RS: | | And | Palerom is Easy Enough | Maidel | RS: | Isn't It | ? | =:? |
AC: Ø I wouldn't know... Ø
AC: Ø It seems hard, wondering if you're really helping your moirail enough but not being overbearing, and always being there for them but wondering if they really want to be there for you, and... Ø
AC: Ø Well, I guess that all sounds pretty silly. Ø
ID: pffttt saying 'this is a one-off thing because i'm not actually shacking up with a insert-blood-color-here' isn't too complicated pheres!
ID: pale always seemed the most complicated to me too maidel.
AC: Ø Oh, really? .u. okay, I feel less silly then Ø
LL: I don't get the point of FLUSH and PITCH aside from DRONE-DUTY, but at least pale makes SENSE.
LL: You're just supposed to take CARE of each other.
ID: sounds complicated to me!
RS: | Haha | Oh Dear | I suppose That's One way of Doing It | Hadean | RS: | I always Found That is not | Mm | Pleasantly Received | ? | But | RS: | Perhaps I should've Tried Putting It more Bluntly | =:P |
RS: | And | Ha |
RS: | That isn't Complicated |
LL: Idk what's complicated about shanking anyone who messes with your RAIL, tbh. Unless you need a MAP?
RS: | It's the Easiest Thing |
LC: [ Hello, are we talking about quadrants? ]
ID: uh tbh i'm not even good at taking care of myself lbh.
ID: =:P
RS: | Mm | See | That's Why You Need a Moirail | =:P |
RS: | And We Are | ! |
ID: yes yer. are you on team pale is hard or pale is easy.
RS: | But | It is Much Easier to Take Care of Someone Else | Than It Is to Take Care of Yourself | RS: | That's the Trick of It |
ID: as i've said before. i'm my own moirail, for better or worse. =:P
LC: [ YYou should take better care of YYourself, Hadean. And I see. ] LC: [ Uhm. The pale quadrant, while it's wonderful, it's... complicated to saYY. ]
SA: sorry, I was reading.
LC: [ I realize that while mYY former moirail and I had abit more complicated relation, it's genuinelYY on the complicated side. YYes, in the simplest term YYou care about YYour moirail and vice-versa that theYY are alright - but YYou need to realize that YYou might not be able to aid them or be there for them all the time. ] LC: [ As much as YYou'd... wish to be there for them. ]
SA: if it's a one-off thing then how do you ever develop something to have....
SA: oh.
ID: that's heavy. uh. i feel like i should be apologizing.
RS: | That's the Point of It | Prisma | RS: | You Don't | Haha |
RS: | And | Oh | Heavens | I am Sorry to Hear That |
AC: Ø But...if you can't be there for them how you want to, then why are you together... and is it really easier to take care of someone else? Wouldn't you always be worried that you really knew what they needed Ø
RS: | | but | Ah | That is the Point of the Other Quadrants | ! | RS: | Of Course You can't Always Be There for Your Moirail | That is Why They have a Matesprit to Support Them | or a Kismesis to Back Them Up | or an Auspistice to Dig Them out of Trouble |
SA: Oh-- I don't... think you need to apologize...
RS: | If You are Your Moirail's Only Quadrant | And They are Attempting to Rely Only on You |
RS: | Of Course It will be Difficult |
RS: | That isn't Very Healthy |
SA: it happens.
ID: i meant to yer pris, you're fine! one-off things are one-offs for a reason.
SA; Bad things happen. I am sorry it happened to you, yerman.
LC: [ YYou folks don't need to apologize. ] LC: [ AC, it was a situation that wasn't in mYY control. YYou don't alwaYYs got full control on everYYthing. ]
SA: I was aware.
ID: oh. well nevermind then!
AC: Ø I know that, but... Ø
AC: Ø I don't know, I'd want to feel like I _could_ always help them if they needed it, even if I couldn't actually be there, if that makes sense? Like...yes, life happens, but...I'd want to feel like I could have helped solve the problem. Ø
LC: [ I appreciate the sentiment Prisma. ] LC: [ Also, as RS said, that's important too. ] LC: [ And to be frank? Quadrants are complicated. ]
LC: [ YYes I understand AC, but I am not to keen on going into the specifics of mYY former situation. ] LC: [ I am also the tYYpe of troll who'd love to support and help mYY quadrants all the time, but there are situations where YYou lose contact from one moment to another, and YYou could be thrown into a hell ride. ]
SA: the only way to protect someone like that would to be with them constantly, and that is not a feasible or healthy reality.
RS: | Ah | Maidel | But | That's part of Their Responsibilities | to Make You Feel Useul | even If You cannot Be There |
AC: Ø ...oh. I mean that's not what I meant, I just...I'd want to know I could have done something...and talk about it to them later... I know that kind of thing isn't healthy... Ø
RS: | Oh | ! | Don't Fret | RS: | I understood what You Meant |
AC: Ø At least you did. .n. I don't think I'm communicating very well. Ø
AC: Ø But, I guess that's my own inexperience. I should probably read more about it. Ø
LC: [ I agree with what Prisma said. ] LC: [ Reading about quadrants and having discussions with others who got healthYY experiences with them is also helpful. ]
RS: | Haha | Maidel is Older Than All of Us | RS: | I don't Think Your Inexperience is an Issue | Maidel | =:) | Your Views are Perfectly Reasonable | ! | RS: | And | You don't Have to Read More |
AC: Ø I think Prisma is a little older than me? But otherwise yes. Ø
RS: | I am Sure Whoever You end Up In Moirallegience With | will be Lucky | just Based on the Way You are Now |
LC: [ I am not sure how old Maideal is, but alright. ] LC: [ What matters with most quadrants is communication and mutual trust. ]
RS: | Haha | Have You Had Many Quadrants | LC | ? |
AC: Ø I'm 9.5 sweeps. Ø
LC: [ Not manYY, but I had one, and got one as of right now. ]
RS: | Oh | That Makes Sense | RS: | I was Just Curious |
SS: (Oh, shit, why's this chat always up and havin emotions all over everywhere?)
SS: (Ain't no consideration for peeps what're allergic to that ish! (\qnq/) )
AA: hold yrn sniffnode and look away, dude, 's the only way to deal. >:} RS: | Hush | Aren't You Supposed to be Driving or Something | ? | AA: >:{ RS: | There are No Emotions Over Here | Laledy | Not to Worry | =:B |
RS: | Or Scarcely Any |
SS: (And, nah, Maids, you're up and six if a night, leastways accordin to our errant mapmaker.) SS: (Gotta make sure you put in time on your romance schoolfeeds! (\ouo/) )
SS: (I guess I'll just up and ready my epi pen, on accounta all you inconsiderate-types. (\unu/) )
LC: [ Well, I apologize SS. ]
SS: (Also, Pher, Sipa ain't up and believin in the whole 'payin attention to the road' ish. Mb that's what she's allergic to. (\unu/) )
SS: (What're you gettin all sa at me for?? (\?^?/) )
RS: | Laledy | I Find Your Lack of Faith Disturbing | =:) |
RS: | Who Needs to Pay Attention to the Road | When You are on a Small | Portable | Combustible Bicycle | ? |
RS: | Why | There is Nothing At All Hazardous about That |
SS: (Lookin where you're goin's for peeps what're the kinds a plebs that'd up and look at an explosion while dramatically walkin away from it, trufax. (\unu/) )
SS: (Bet those losers don't even have built-in slo-mo.)
AC: Ø .u. whoops, I guess I did forget my age, Laledy. You're right. But no emotions here, nope. Ø
AC: Ø I'm a robot, beep boop. Ø
SS: (Y, gotta up and take schoolfeeds on those, too, you're right. (\unu/) )
SS: (My b, pal, mb we gotta sit in on em together.)
AC: Ø I bet we should u.u Ø
AC: Ø Double the learning Ø
SS: (That's deffo how addition works! (\unu/) )
AC: Ø absolutely umu Ø
AC: Ø that's what we're also going to learn in schoolfeeds Ø
LC: [ Well, I thought the quadrant talk of the others were more to educate them. ] LC: [ While I didn't mean to derail the conservation to emotions, I figured settling it with a handYY advice should help. ] LC: [ So uhm, SS. YYour name is LaledYY? And AC is Madeil? ]
AC: Ø Maidel. Ø
SS: (Lelady.)
SS: ( (\eue/) )
SS: (Wait, no, Lolady.)
SS: (Lol for short.)
AC: Ø is your lusus a meowbeast Ø
AC: Ø That would be perfect Ø
SS: (......... I forget, tbh. I think I up and told Hads it was a seven-headed fire-breathin flaplizard.)
AM: Greetings all babes on this fresh night ~ hopefully AWAKE unless you stayed up all day then honestly those bags you must be toting. Awful. I'm so sad for that and you but did you know there's this new startup eye depuffer? It's amazing. Frozen cucumber water with fresh tea leaves on your face AMAZING. leaves it fresh looking as if you'd actually slept. But anyway I see truck talk. Is it travel to somewhere good babe?
IA: I see every-one is having an adventur-ous m-orning
ID: oh hey it's my new punching bag.
VC: What
ID: i'm stuck in the truck because we need to pick up pris so i can go fight ashy.
AM: otherway around honey. Don't get so confused you haven't even gotten a concussion via MOI yet. AM: ADVENTUROUS. good word honey. Accurate I guess
VC: Hadean what
VC: What's this wordy thing and who's Ashy
IA: Y-ou're still planning -on fighting s-ome-one?
AM: aw cute. You're coming in such a humble manner--- it's Ashley by the way Hadsy babe.
ID: i'm planning on fighting ash. am. loudmouth there.
VC: Oh
ID: gonna humbly drive his cartilage nub in to his thinkpan.
VC: Hahahaha
VC: Good luck
AM: hold on Honeys my subs at my stop I'll be right back babes don't start the chatter without me~
VC: I mean that sincerrrely
IA: .... Y-ou sure y-ou're g-oing t-o be -okay?
VC: Please
VC: I imagine Hadean will be fine
ID: totes fine. don't worry about it. it's just gonna be a good ol fashion purpleblood beating.
VC: What, with yourrr fists? Please tell me you'rre going to use yourr psi, orr something.
AA: whaaasy is this the dude
VC: Purrples arren't frragile.
ID: that's the dude. don't worry about it vc, just know he's gonna get broken. also wtf sip if you crash i'm gonna be hella pissed. i'm gonna start elbowing you if you keep typing.
AA: mean!!
ID: so is texting when you're supposed to be driving. either pull over to write or get elbowed.
IA: Are y-ou talking t-o each -other in chat when y-ou're right next t-o each -other?
ID: you got it.
VC: pfft
IA: I supp-ose that's a way t-o c-onmunicate
ID: sips listens better to text than actual words. and probably listens even better to elbows.
IA: N-ot a safe -one, but it is -o e.
AM: You should listen to your friends gassy babe. I'm getting a little offended you think this is going to be so easy! If you don't take it seriously I really don't think I could take you out for closure coffee after babe. It's real rude to underestimate things, like here I am getting myself prepped in advance and such. Just. UHG. AM: I should be surprised though. Evidenced by these honies here and that you ignored your side kick the other night It makes sense. Kudos for boldness babe. Truly. Know when someone's not taking your bluffs though!
ID: i'm going to pris' place to get prepared, is that enough flattery for your overblown ego?
VC: Oh my god.
ID: i'm even getting an outfit that probably costs more than everything i've ever owned combined.
VC: We did it, we found the most stereotypical purpleblood
AM: You're bringing a suit right babe?
AM: stereotypical....
SA: Pris is alive. And I see this asshole is back 😊
ID: ahahah vc, he isn't. he's a paper pusher. there's nothing purpleblooded about him really.
VC: Wow.
VC: That's actually kind of sad.
VC: Poorr guy.
AM: babes please. The hostility in here is not making for a good vibe! I came in here giddy! My coffee wasn't messed up, the sub was on time i got extra crunches in this morning. Let bygones be bygones for a second Prisma sweetheart. Yeesh
VC: No, no, I just feel sorrry forr you now.
AM: Nothing wrong with a stable job babe.
VC: It's weirrrd but I'm embrracing it.
ID: =:) look ashy, i got you some pity.
AM: secretary to legislacerators is a sweet gig honey
ID: doesn't it warm your blood pusher?
VC: Oh god, not like _that_ , but yes
VC: PFfft
VC: You worrk forr _teals_?
ID: well of course platonic pity.
SA: how are they bygones... this is an active situATION ONE MOMENT
VC: whew
ID: yep.
ID: ....be careful pris.
AM: I work for Halvea babe.
VC: I have _no_ idea who that is.
VC: Somehow I doubt I carre.
AM: not a very average real is all I have today honey
ID: ij on here if you're ever dealt with them vc.
ID: ij said he was cheap labor.
AM: NOT
VC: Ahahah oh dearr
ID: so i mean. he's a bargain paper pusher.
VC: I hope he's not a clown, forrr his sake
AM: she's a kidder. A riot really babe. It's fun. All okay. You wouldn't understand office jokes don't worry
AM. Clown...?
ID: ij didn't seem the kidding type~
AM: I take my job serious honey. I'm no clown
VC: ...I meant a Mirrthful, silly trroll
VC: What
VC: Don't you know shorrthand?
AM: Not if it's not relevant to my life sweetheart. I get you now though. Don't worry babe no. No....mirthful swindling here. Not all fresh and boring though I promise though! Hell honey I've got to keep Hadsy entertained somehow if I don't dabble in that freak cult I need a schtick right? AM: Which I have. Honey have you heard of a trump card?
ID: yeah you were talking about that last time ashy.
ID: repeating yourself isn't entertaining.
AM: it's for the new one babe.
AM: keep up.
ID: oh so you're just polishing your ego on vc i see.
AM: Sweetheart you keep saying I have an ego but listen...listen are you listening?
ID: is this you taking out frustration from all the simpering to tealbloods i assume you must do?
VC: Well, at least you'rre not a clown, though admittedly the last cirrcus I went to wasn't bad.
VC: Strrange, but not that bad.
AM: Listen babe please. Jeez. I'm saying here...I'm saying Hadsy Honey. I've got manners and I wanted this VC here to know a bit about me and I can't have them thinking I'm covered in pore clogging face paint. Okay?
AM: So chill out rougey.
ID: you just clog your pores with. cucumber slime instead.
ID: i don't know if that's better.
AM: actually it does an amazing job of exfoliating if you use some almond and rice scrub after!
AM: a really refreshing deep clean
VC: Considerr me educated. And pfft. It is. Cucumberr slime might be excessive, but it's not paint.
VC: Especially considerring how garrish some paint designs arre.
ID: sorry, i hatched with perfect skin and don't have to worry about slime and scrubs.
AM: VC I like how you think. Keep going about that. You obviously know more since I don't get involved. I've got appointments to keep and all babe. Too busy to check out those meetings they give me pamphlets for.
AM: speaking of i don't think any of them know what a copywriter is? Honey listen...do yourself a favor if you ever start a cult for your caste hire one. As a graphic designer Goes a long way or appeal babe
AM: Hadsy...I'll bring you a face mask before we fight okay? I don't need you flaking layers of dead skin around.
AM: babe listen. You can be honest about your inability to afford these things. Being charitable and kind is important to me. Really babe. I know you didn't want my chips before and your trim as ever but. Babe. Take it really.
ID: boy are you gonna be surprised when you see my mug.
AM: You haven't seen me either honey.
ID: don't worry, my expectations are low so you won't have to worry about dashing them~
AM: exciting! Almost as exciting as these faxes I need to coffee. See you babe!! Be sure to shower and let a good moisturizer soak after you apply a water activated body scrub.
AM: *need to send AM: remembered I need to get Halveas coffee
AM: AU REVOIR HONEY
ID: i mean that shit probably isn't good for tattoos.
VC: ...I don't _know_ much about it, that's highblood business. I went to a cirrcus, that's all. Marroons don't _do_ cults, thankfully.
ID: try not to dump coffee in to the machine you inept idiot~
SA: ow 😦
ID: you okay pris? =:(
SA has sent IMG_055.png. It is a photo of him, a large gash going horizontally across his cheek.
ID: =:!!!! don't take selfies, go patch that up!
SA: I am pressing my sleeve to it while I move.
SA: it was another psion.
SA: they're out, now.
ID: they better be. =:( that might need some stitches or something.
SA: it's alright. I think. It just stings a lot.
SA: this is my first accident in a while.
ID: yeah, well. you can't be untouchable all the time unfortunately. i'm glad you're okay.
AA: n, that deffo needs stitches. and beforne anyone else fusses, am parnked and getting food, stfu.
ID: oh. okay listen to sips, get some stitches. or that. glue you can use on flesh. would that work?
AA: lmao, y, mb. as long as it's not supernglue. yrn mug bleeds lots, you can't just have shit staying open.
ID: so yeah, listen to sips and. get that to stop bleeding. =>:(
AA: orn leave it open and get a hot scarn. AA: evernybody digs scarns. >:}
ID: i mean scars make everyone look cooler. it's true.
IA: Are y-ou still driving?
AA: y, ofc.
AA: this is not a taxi sernvice, tho, you gotta have horns at least thrnee hands high to get frnee rnides.
AA: I'd take a pic to show, but, like, you can't drnive w yrn knees.
AA: that's dangernous. >:}
SA: I like my face and body mostly scarless
SA: I will return
SA: fixed.
SA: now I am beautiful again
ID: again? =:P
AA: yrn so vain, dude. >:}
ID: gonna make the scratching post- i mean sips- feel self conscious here! 💚
AA: stfu, i am the prnettiest bella at this goddamn ball. look at this face, dude, it's got like, charnactern. and chicks dig scarns. >:P
ID: if it makes you feel better, i agree that scars are badass.
ID: it's a. 'look what happened to me and i survived it' thing.
AA: y, exactly. if you don't have any scarns, how the fuck is anybody supposed to buy the fact you know wtf yrn doing?
AA: it's yrn prnoof yrn not some dumb-ass posern.
ID: i'm clearly the exception. of course.
ID: though one of these nights you should tell me scar-stories sips. =:P i wanna hear fight stories.
AA: ofc, ofc. nobody expects sparnkplugs to get theirn frnonds dirnty. >:P
AA: i'll tell you one rnight now, nerndlornd. AA: name a spot. orn a caste!
ID: hmmmm!
ID: the neck one.
SA: I can appreciate scars on others but I don't like them on me. They look too rugged. And that is not my "aesthetic"
AA: oh? that one's laaaame.
ID: well if you change your mind just know you could pull off rugged well. =:P
AA: y. eat a steak and yrn totally passable. >:}
SA: scar stories? Tell us
SA: and thank you 💚
ID: speaking of, you better have eaten today. =>:(
AA: thrnoat scarn was frnom my firnst fight! didn't know how to brneak a garnrnote prnopern yet, but luckily, she didn't know how to use it, eithern. >:}
AA: and then my ashmate said it'd look wicked sweet if it scarnrned morne, so we rnoughed it up a little forn show. AA: phern's stitches arne way bettern now, tho.
ID: go big or go hive on your first scar, gg.
SA: i will have a milkshake. That's food
SA: oh, goodness.
ID: ...at least it has a lot of calories. add some protein powder to it if you have some though.
SA: you made more scars just to look good?
SA: 😰🤕
AA: it is nooot. at least get some frnies!!
SA: it hurts to open mouth
ID: wriggler. =:P
ID: 💚
AA: and y, when i was a dumb bb. AA: needed to look rnough so ppl would stop fucking W me. >:}
SA: i can be pathetic too
SA: 💚
ID: rude we're never pathetic over here.
AA: aww, poorn pupa. AA: grind up the frnies in yrn milkshake, duh. 💚
SA: I suppose that's a good reason, Sipara
ID: ...eww.
SA: of it works it works
SA: that sounds horrible
AA: n, what's hornrnid is tuna and peanut mash shakes, so be glad i ain't telling you to drnink those.
AA: >:P
ID: what. ewww.
ID: how about your lip scars sip?
SA: did... you actually drink those
AA: it helps you gain muscle. so. y. >:}
AA: and why arne you wanting to know abt my face scarns? those arne lame. supern lame. hella lame.
ID: grossss.
ID: because they're the ones i see the most other than the neck one. and i already asked about that.
SA: what's the worst scar you have, Sipara.
AA: gdi, yrn both the wornst. >:P
SA: do you know what is immensely annoying
SA: neighbors
RS: / oh / what are they doing / ? /
RS: / or / is this an issue of existence / ? / haha /
SA: I think they are arguing.
SA: it woke me up from rest.
SA: and now my heard hurts.
SA: why is it so hard to solve problems civilly
RS: / oh / ! / I'm sorry / that's dreadful / can you get some tea / ? / that can help your head / RS: / some people are incapable of behaving in a manner that befits their sweeps / they'd rather holler like wrigglers / RS: / can you / mm / politely tap the wall / to let them know you can hear the debate / ? / perhaps it will shame them into silence / ! /
SA: mmm...
SA: Maybe, but I think all I have is black tea.
SA: it's unfortunate and i frown upon those who insist on acting like. children.
SA: If I could convince myself to move from my bed I might do that but I rather can't.
RS: / =:C! / RS: / who knows / ? / caffeine might help / but ah / perhaps not / if you don't feel like getting up / RS: / I can't precisely blame you / I fell asleep earlier / and just woke / and / moving seems rather more effort than it's worth /
SA: i thought that caffeine made headaches worse? But I am unsure...
SA: we can lie uselessly in bed together.
SA: it seems like the day for it. It's been raining all evening in Provenance.
RS: / it is fifty fifty / i drink sufficient amounts that i get panaches if i do not have any caffeine on hand / so it works for me / RS: / and / haha / marvelous / ! / the highest form of bonding / lying bonelessly in a bed / simulantaenously as your peers / RS: / it is raining here too / ! / it is damp and cold and i loathe it / how do you stand it / ? /
SA: Oh... I suppose that could cause it then. I do drink coffee-based drinks regularly.
SA: absolutely. I can think of no better experience.
SA: I enjoy the rain. I also love thunder.
SA: My loft is high enough that I can see lightning over the city and the port, and it's very beautiful.
SA; but I would rather be inside than in the rain. Listening.
RS: / haha / I don't like either of them / but / if you're up high / I suppose that makes the difference / RS: / do your psionics relate to the weather / ? /
RS: / / / ah / no / that's an impolite assumption to make / my apologies / ! /
SA: no, they are just clairvoyance.
SA: it didn't seem like a bad assumption. It was better than usual
ID: ...so, uh. pretty dead night here, huh.
SA: very. I wonder what happened
ID: no clue. maybe they just all spontaneously grew lives.
SA: oh, damn.
SA: now ill never convince them to come back.
SA: I suppose I will just have to commit harder to my videogames
ID: pfff. =:P did the pokemon-me evolve.
AA: dnw, dnw, we will have L I F E in herne. latern. eventually. mb. AA: have you two evern playned nevren have i evern btw.
ID: =:??? what's that.
AA: played!! therne is no rn therne. >:P idgaf if you've evern playerned it.
AA: it's a gaaaaaaaame, duh.
ID: ...how do you play?
SA: yes, it did. I also fed it treats.
SA: never have I ever?
SA: five fingers is what I heard it called in a bar once
ID: =:?????
ID: what happens to the fingers.
ID: do you chop them off.
SA: :)c
SA: no, you don't thankfully.
AA: 'kay, you say, like. AA: .. idk, nevern have i evern culled a man, and then evernybody around has to rnaise theirn hand if they, like, have done it. AA: orn, like, if you say it and you've done it, you gotta. AA: it's fuuun.
SA: sometimes you can use shots too
ID: oh. that sounds mostly harmless.
AA: nornmally ppl, like, take a shot when they say it. AA: but you two arne teetolling loser--
AA: oh my god, prnisma, way to be fucking scandalous. >:}
SS: (Omfg, I was bout to be like you're leavin out the best part!)
SA: how bad me be :)c
AA: oh my god, nevern use that smiley again, it's hornrnible.
AA: >:{
ID: is this all working up to asking the room to play.
SA: 😂
ID: because. yes.
SS: (Prisma's here to save your sitcushions tho Sipa)
SA: how will we verify though. There's no stakes
AA: lmfao, n, i would nevern ask the rnoom to play. AA: me and lal arne playing, b/c i bought booze, and he's got booze hid in his couch, so, like. AA: you two arne mornally rnequirned to suppornt me in my time of need and fucking play.
AA: turn on yrn webcams!!
AA: wait, no, fuck, lal doesn't got one. >:?
ID: okay. but remember my speakers don't work so type if you want me to actually answer.
AA: omg omg yessss.
SS: (I got a webcam!) SS: (It's in, uh, three pieces on my palmhusk.)
AA: if you just hung out in my hotel rnoom, you could totes use mine. >:P AA: but y, y, we will all type.
SS: (Say thx to the zeds, pal, they were real interested-like in what I tasted but unfort they just up and got the actually valuable ish.)
SA: I have a camera but I'm not showing my horrible face so you can see my hands and torso
SS: (And shit, pal, my b! Next time I'll totes up and get myself fired so I can use your cam.)
SS: (Maybe I'll set up a camgirl biz.)
SS: (Pri's secretly too pretty for mortal eyes txt it.)
ID: psh pris you saw my face looking a whole lot worse than a lil gash. =:P
SA: yes but you're handsome qualities are not weakened by scars
SA: I however look like a zombie with a tissue on my face
ID: aww hear that guys, i'm pretty even covered in gore.
AA: i meant haaaads. but y, pls get firned to come hang out w me. AA: you can totes be the field assistant to my docternrnornist. >:P
aA: also awww. way2flattern, prnii.
SS: (As I've totes established to Sipa earlier: )
SS: (Broken-face is the new chic.)
AA: why do you look
ID: and fiiine sips. i'll come over.
SA: I am a good flatterer
SA: I'm ready when you all are so let me know
SA: I will get. Malibou in the mean time
SS: (Mali-what, pal, it's straight vodka or bust!) SS: (Sunshine if you're a real troll.)
SS: (Ain't no drinkin unless you're, like, killin braincells and lowerin your life expectancy while you're at it.)
SS: (A lil blindness ain't never killed nobody!)
AA: pls get malibu and clean out yrn pan w/ it. AA: no zombie kinks in the chat rnoom, pls and tyvm. >:} forn starnterns, you totes don't wearn enough white to pull that shit off.
AA: and yyyyyyy. >:D rnoom parnty!!
ID: what's a malibou.
SS: (Tfw you're too broke to not get wasted sad and alone. (\unu/) ) SS: (This is what my life has become!)
SS: (Someone put on Trollvanescence plox.)
SA: what zombie kinks...
SS: (And y, only Pher gets to have the hots for the undead.)
SS: (Him, and that wader.)
SA: w
SA: what
ID: pheres and daz like those rainbowdrinker movies pris.
SA: oh.
AA: dnw, prni, dnw.
SA: horrid
AA: let it wash overn you like sunlight.
AA: therne, now we'rne all blind and past it. >:}
AA: arne you actually getting booze btw??
SA: yes
AA: do i have to orndern booze to kee -- !!
AA: !!!!!!!!
SS: (Aight so wait how're we playin this?) SS: (Like, showoff ver where you say a thing you've done and everyone what ain't done it takes a shot?) SS: (Or cluckbeast olympics where you say ish you ain't done and anybody what's done it's gotta take a shot?)
AA: wait, no, shit, i think i totes got some. AA: wherne the fuck did i put my bag. >:?
ID: oh malibou is booze.
SA turns on their webcam. There is a bottle of Bailey's and five shots of it on the coffee table. Of course you can only see his hands and knees because of how his computer is situated. Very serious about the face thing
SS: (Cos I gotta say I'm totes gonna win the latter, I lits grew up under a rock.)
SA: I don't actually have Malibou but
ID: i hope you ate dinner pris. =:P
SA: no 😃
SS: (Hi-5)
ID: let's do the version where lal doesn't immediately win.
SS: (We die of alcohol poisoning like trolls.)
SA: you should be more concerned about me
SA: I haven't done anything in my life
SS: (Nah, we're playin the ver where you up and lose if you ain't done jack!)
SS: (Ain't no fun otherwise.)
ID: ...okay the game where you don't both join hands and win by being boring. =:P
SS: (Nm I vote we team up and crush Hadean.)
SA: no I wouldn't betray Hadean even in useless games
SS: (Y, this is v srs bsns.)
ID: thanks pris. =:P really warming the blood pumper tonight.
SA; I do that every night
AA: omg, look what i found. >:D AA turns on her webcam and brandishes a bottle of cheap red wine at it, beaming. It has a ribbon on it. AA: also, omfg, no teaming up of any kind, 'kay.
AA: i'm going to crnush all of you and it's gotta be 4x1, or else it ain't cool. >:{
AA: ... 3v1. w/e, w/eeeeeeee.
ID: knock knock sips, let me on in.
AA: y! if pops lands on yrn head, dnw, he's frniendly.
ID: he's probably just infatuated with my horn.
SS: (Wtf, Sipa.)
AA: it's on firne, he's on firne, it's, llike, a pernf match.
SS: (Why you gotta betray me like this?)
SS: (Not the team ish, I mean the booze.)
ID: please don't let your lusus lay my horn down by the fire.
SS: (You can't take shots of wine.)
SS: (Leastways not if you ain't a lightweight. (\unu/) )
SS: ( / End transparent bid at manipulation.)
AA: if he keeps bugging you, i'll lock him in the closet. but it means he likes youuu. AA: and -- lmao, what'rne Y O U drninking, then??
SS: (...)
AA: strnaight coffee does not count as booze. >:P
SS: (I ain't actually got the foggiest wtf this is, negl.)
AA: even if it is gonna make yrn teeth fall out.
AA: take a swig and find out!!
SS: (Tastes like crap, tho!) (\^_^/) )
SS: (Fruity crap.)
SS: (.... I'm probs gonna get, like, a mold.)
SS: (The sacrifices I make for you. (\qnq/) )
AA: >:}
AA: okay, hows about, instead of taking a _shot_, i will just take a fucking chug. AA: to make it faaaaaairn. bc yrn whining.
ID: if it makes you feel better, sips' stuff is probably crap.
ID: i mean. it has a ribbon.
ID: that's cheap and tacky af.
SS: (It should probs be on record that I've, like, actually consumed units of alcohol, like.)
SS: (Twice.)
SS: (So I'm just here makin sure everyone gets as wasted as I'm bout to.)
SS: ( (\unu/) )
AA: stfuuu, it's not tacky, it's Q T.
SS: (Put the ribbon in your hair!)
SS: (Or around your horns, mb someone'll actually be able to see em that way!)
ID: ahahahah don't hold your breath.
SA: oh dear
AA: so someone'll be able to see 'em, orn so you'll be able to see 'em?? >:P AA: bc it'll need to be a biggern rnibbon forn that, dornk.
AA: and hads, i'm gonna lop off yrn horns and take 'em if you keep that shit up. AA: you've got thrnee. lrn2sharne.
ID: fight after you're both trashed, it'll be funnier that way.
SS: (Bigger ribbon and a microscope. (\unu/) )
AA: .. prni. prniiii. AA: you starnt this! and hads, wave hi forn the webcam. >:}
ID: sorry sips, you can have the third one if you can get it to stay.
SS: (Ain't my fault we up and need visual aids and a map to find 'em - you totes had your chance to steal mine.)
ID waves his better hand at the camera. Hey he's not looking as bad now, just in time to get beat up again.
SA: you want me to start?
AA: y!
SA: why...
AA: bc yrn the hearnt of ourn parnty.
AA: duuuuuuh.
ID: clearly.
SS: (^^^^^)
SA: mmm
SS: (Also I ain't doin it on accounta I ain't sure how hard peeps're goin and I'm only down to, like, alienate errybody with weird mother grub slurry experiences after a few more drinks.)
AA: well, it ain't you, hads. AA: and lal's like, only the hrnt, if we bought it off eprney.
AA: ... case in point, oh my god, this is why yrn not starnting.
SA: never have I ever
SS: (Why, you don't wanna hear bout where your buckets go???)
ID is making a face like someone just skinned a cat in front of him.
SS: (Protip: They go under a rock. Like, the kinda rock jadebloods up and grow up under. What, you think the mother grub shovels that ish into her carcass herself?)
SA: I'm glad I was in a tube
AA: N E V E RN H A V E I E V E R N AA: smooched a clown, how's that. AA AGGRESSIVELY TAKES A SWIG.
SS: (Wait, why're you drinkin??)
SA: what... you're not supposed to drink if you haven't done it
ID: sips is just way too down to booze.
AA: ... wait, fuck.
SS: (Do we gotta drink on our turn??)
AA: idk!!
SS: (Omfg)
AA: i thought you werne always drninking!!
SS: (Rules! If you ain't done it, you drink!)
SA: that's. Ass backwards
SS: (If it's your turn, you say a thing you've done!)
SS: (Y, Hads decided we're doing this ver earlier.)
ID: well that's what happens when half of us never do anything pris.
SA: it's if you haven't done it you don't drink if you have done it you drink
SA: that's
SA: my head hurts
ID: otherwise sips gets trashed while you two are sober.
AA: if we do it yrn way, prni, me and hadds arne gonna get sloshed and you and lal will be the winnerns.
SS: (And you were, like, nooo, we're not doing the normal ver cos I ain't gonna turncoat on my biffle!)
AA: that's cheaaaating.
SA: then what's the point of never have I ever...
SA: how do you phrase that
SS: (Showin off wicked ish you've done and making erryone drink for bein an inexperienced loser!)
ID: you're still admitting to doing or not doing something pris!
ID: anyways just drink if you haven't smooched a clown. =>:(
AA: wait, wait, haaads. AA: you still gotta drnink. go get a watern bottle orn something. >:P
AA: you arne P A RN T I C I P A T I N G.
SA: I haven't kissed anybody
AA: omg.
ID: =:'( i don't get to drink your rotten grape juice.
SA wants to die already. He just drinks his shot very confused
SS: (RIP sobriety!)
SS: (Clean for sweeps! And this is how it ends!)
SS: (Havin' good taste in peeps!)
AA: you wernen't gonna get to, but shit, if yrn gonna call it _rnotton grnape juice_, that's the sornt of apprneciation it desernves.
SA: if we keep getting off topic I'm just drinking mine
SA: 🤷♀️
SS: (And not mackin on clown-chasin palm trees. (\qnq/) )
AA: okay, okay, back on topic. >:} AA: hads, have you orn have you not macked on a clown.
SS: (Well, you're the one that up and ain't gone yet.)
ID: am i drinking sips?
ID: i was the only one aware of the rules!
AA: n, i am holding out the bottle bc i gotta strnetch my tendons.
SA: how do you not know...
SS: (You're drinkin if you ain't had the privilege of getting paint smeared on your facegash!)
AA: .. wait, shit, arne you drninking?
ID: i know the rules and i do not drink because i know how shitty face paint tastes.
ID: moving on, how do we figure out who goes next.
SA: me
SS: (Person what went can pick someone!)
AA: caste-orndern. prni goes next!
SA: my turn was stolen from me
AA: i didn't steal it, i saved all of us frnom bucket slurnrny stornies.
AA: now say something beforne lal steals it back!!
SS: (P sure caste order means Hads, but aye-aye.)
ID: curse my maroon blood, screwing me over again.
ID: nah, because sips started. so i gotta wait.
SA: this
SA: I don't know how to ask questions because my life is so linear
SS: (You ain't gotta ask a Q, just say some cool ish you've up and done that you think maybe one of us plebs ain't!)
SS: (Like, uh, takin two centuries to come up w an idea for a drinkin game. (\eue/) )
ID: but don't get too specific because that's cheating.
AA: y! say it, like, idk.
SA: exactly
AA: never have i ever beaten the shit out of a stranger in an alley.
SA: it's all very specific. My entire life is specific
SS: (Wtf, Sipa, shade thrown.)
AA: orn, wait, no, too specific. AA: nevern have i evern beaten _someone_ in an alley.
SS: (Never have I ever been beat up in an alley!!)
ID: you could do never have i ever known the loving touch of a lusus? =:???
AA: hads, noooo, that's deprnessing.
SA; oh
SA: never have I ever not taken out a member of every caste
SA: there
SA; beat that assholes
SS: (Wtffffffff)
AA: .. arne we drninking if we did orn didn't?
SS: (Drink if you ain't!)
ID: if we didn't.
SS: (Drink if you wanna, like, preserve my soul.)
AA: you two bettern get to chugging. >:}
SS: (Fuck yoouuuu, I ain't drinkin. (\eue/) )
ID: so hand over the grape juice because i haven't run in to a fuschia yet.
AA: >:D >:D
SS: (Ain't never said what age they gotta be, pal, and I got real clumsy stompin boots.)
AA: they'rne -- omfg, cheatern!!
SS: (Also, like, cullpit duty.)
SA: that doesn't count
SA; that required no effort on your part
SS: (You ain't never said it wouldn't! No takebacks.)
SS: (You didn't say 'never have I ever not put effort into takin out a troll of every caste,' pal!)
ID: everyone remember in the future that lal gets grub-murdering opportunities.
SS: (Read it and weep, I ain't takin a shot. (\unu/) )
AA: lmfao. y, okay, fairn.
SS: (Got, pal.)
ID: i was about to say or got.
AA: .. arne we planning on having grnub-murnderning opporntunities??
AA: bc they'rne grnoss and squishy.
SA: please no
SS: (Only if we get, like, really wasted.)
Sa: I rather like them
ID: i never try to forsee the future sips.
AA: eeeeeeew. at both of you. >:}
SS: (I like em, too! For eatin.)
AA: they'rne the wornst and yrn also the wornst.
SA; disgusting
AA: lal, it's yrn turn!!
SS: (!!)
AA: also, beeteedubs, fuschias arne rnly fucking lame.
AA: orn tyrnians or wtfevern you wanna call 'em.
ID: gee, didn't realize that already sips.
AA: just putting it out therne. >:P
ID: =:PPP
AA: idk, mb yrn a secrnet fish-lovern, hads. idk yrn fucking life.
SS: (Never have I ever got beat up in an alley by a rando wantin my cash and been rescued by a maroonblood with no shinin armor on accounta her sense a propriety's shit.)
AA: mb you got an emprne - lmfao.
ID: what did i say about specifics?
SA: that's too specific and cheating
SS: (I knoooow, omfg, I'm just messin on accounta Sipa's dumb alley thing.)
SS: (Never have I ever...)
SS: (Dumped a bucket of slurry over someone's head!)
AA: look, applaud my valiant sense of rnescue, 'kay. AA: that was my good deed forn, like, the entirne S W E E P.
SA:
AA: ...........
SA: I don't want to play this game anymore
HORRIBLE FACES.
ID: what? why not pris? =:???
SS: (And now see I'm, like, usually a real nice guy!)
AA: welp, i guess that's a guarnatee to make evernyone drnink.
AA: >:P
ID: just means we all get to drink because lal is a brat. =:P
just shifts around to lie down on the sofa, covering his face with the crook of his elbow omg.
SA: I'll just say if I have or haven't but not actually participate
SS: (The biggest brat, tyvm. (\unu/) )
Time for more gulps of the rotten grape juice that you think is mixed with gasoline.
AA: aww. is yrn head fucking w/ you? that's fiiine.
AA: .. also, wtf, lal. AA: lmaooo.
SS: (Ain't no sense in killin more pan cells if they're already up and puttin on a show.)
SS: (What??)
SA: no I just didn't want that image
ID: moving on from the mental image!
ID: never have i ever...
SS: (You punch people in the face, I do creative ish.)
AA: #b7410e AA: that's my chrnome. >:P
ID: since we're being brats...
SS: (lkjdfhg)
AA: since you apparnently don't even know it.
SS: (Soz, pal, left all my spectrometers in the caverns!)
ID: had a fish repeatedly jab a ink-tipped needle in to my eyelid for an hour.
AA: i thought we werne bosom buddies and you ain't even looked at mine. fucking rnude!!
AA: hads wtf.
SS: (Ain't had time to measure erryone's vein status upon meetin.)
SA: isn't that also very specific ...
AA: .. why would you get tattooed by a fish??
SS: (Who's up and bein specific-like now??)
ID: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
SA: also have but not the eyelid
AA: that's so specific, too, you cheatern!!
ID: because the fish is good and cheap.
AA: i got my earns tatted.
AA: does that mean i gotta take a half-sip??
SS: (Make it, like, face tattoos, or I shoulda been able to use my alley thing.)
ID: fiiine face tats.
ID: ...do ears count as face.
ID: i say no.
AA: .. also, omg, wtf you get ink, prni?
SS: (Also, wtf, am I the only one drinkin?) SS: (Y'all are punks and whippersnappers.)
SA: haven't
SA: I have a serial number tattooed behind my ear
AA: oh. oops. >:P
SA; and my lab number
SS: (Oh, shit, wait, we doin ears?)
SS: (Twinsies!!)
ID: ....ears don't count as face.
SS: (Fuck)
SS: (Still twinsies tho!)
ID: look sips, they're bonding.
SS: (Why'd you get yours behind the auricular??)
AA snatches the bottle from Hadean and pointedly takes a swig. AA: bluh. this tastes kind of -- !!
AA: omg awwwww. >:}
SA: what? Who?
AA: ... lab numbern? >:?
SA: behind what?
ID: does all wine taste like something we could put in the tank of the cart.
SS: (The thing that up and receives sound waves on the side a your head.)
SS: (Also: I think if I drink too much of this ish I might actually die!) SS: (Not, like, from alcohol poisoning, just on accounta it's awful.)
SA: I don't know. They wanted it there. If you look closely you can see it.
SA: my other is on my shoulder
SA; but if you see it it can be tracked to my program
SA: so you aren't allowed to see
SA: sorry
ID: sips, go so we can watch lal wither away from his drink.
SS: (LUL)
ID: before we die from this shit we're drinking.
SS: (Trust me, pal, there ain't no prob on that front.)
SA: why do you have tattoos?
SS: (The seein thing, and also the twinsies thing I guess cos I only got one so we're losin that pissing contest.)
SA; ah
SS: (Ain't like you're on cam anyhow.)
SA: who isn't?
AA: y/y, rnight. AA: nevern have i evern... uh. uhhh.
SS: (Well, your face ain't!)
SA: oh
SS: (Not proper-like anyhow.)
AA: culled someone. how's that? >:P
ID: pris is shy because he refuses to believe scars can make a mug handsome.
SS: (And I've got tats cos I'm up and fashionable, like, obvi. Ain't nothin like a 1101 on the auricular, it's the new barcode tat.)
ID: ...culled a troll make it.
SA: not mine
ID: grubs don't count.
SA: new barcode tat ...
AA: fiiiiiine. culled a trnoll!
SS: (Still ain't drinkin! (\tumut/) )
SA; have
ID: i don't think anyone drinks? pris you cull someone?
AA: oh, gdi, that was the wornst q. i forngot yrn all, like, awful lowbies.
AA: do i get to do a do-overn??
SS: (LUL)
ID: no.
SS: (Y)
SA: of course I gave
AA: gdi.
SA; was that not an assumed thing
ID: sips needs to learn from her mistakes.
ID: her stupid, stupid mistakes. =:P
SA; thought saying I'd taken out a member of every caste assumed that
AA: i was assuming yrn, like, gently petting them in the alleys and putting 'em to sleep, tbh.
AA: mb you took them out forn dinnern!
SA: no I was raised to kill people
SA: 👍
SS: (LOL)
ID: get wrekt.
SA: I avoid it if. I Can.
ID: your turn pris!
SA: I can't, I'm not drinking
AA: you can still give a q, doof.
SA: bleh
SS: (What's drinkin gotta do with if you're gonna up and be dreamin about slurry buckets, anyhow?)
flails his hand a bit
AA: if you don't want yrn turn, i'll take it. >:} >:} >:}
flips off the camera tbh
ID: just do one about being rich pris.
AA: lmfao, that isn't a q!!
SA; never have I ever not been sterile
SA; asshole
SS: (Fuk)
AA: why do you keep taking it back to buckets? AA: you two arne the wornst.
SA; he started it
SA; I finished it
SWIG. And then she shoves the bottle at Hadean.
SS: (Ain't no reason to put me on front street like that!)
CHUG CHUG CHUG.
ID: how does it get worse instead of better?
AA: to punish us.
ID: =:'(
AA: forn ourn mistakes and sins. AA: lal, bc yrn too lame 2, like, waste yrn tips and buy a webcam forn B O N D I N G.
AA: you can just say swig. >:P
SS: (Pass on the drink.) SS: ( (\tumut/) ) SS: (See, I can totes do personal tmi, too!)
ID: ...sips it's still turning in to us drinking more than them.
AA: .. oh, gdi.
SA Laughs holy shit he sounds so pleased
SS: (Mb you just ain't visited the labrat arcade enough, pal. (\ouo/) )
SS: (Wtf I think he broke.)
AA: new goal: we'rne gonna make them drnink beforne we die of this shit.
ID: i'm gonna punch you when we get there pris. =>:P
ID: deal.
SA: only on the shoulder
ID: of course in the shoulder. or the arm.
AA: y. no brnawling until aftern the fight.
ID: of course! =:P
AA: and then prni's gotta fight me firnst, b/c he said he would and H A S N ' T.
SA: what if I'm tired that night
AA: lal, yrn turn. and then you can, like, dd on wtf you mean by labrnat. >:} AA: idt yrn squeaky enough to be a rnat.
ID: sips you just need to challenge more strangers on the internet.
AA: .. then we can _half-fight??_
SA: mmm
SS: (You can pry deets outta my cold, dead fronds! (\ouo/) ) SS: (No, okay, omfg, we gotta up and up the ante, now.) SS: (Pri totes started this pissin contest, bee tee dubs, so pls direct all complaints thaaataway.) SS: (Anywho: Never have I ever wondered where tf my kidney is apart from knowin it ain't inside my carcass no more.)
AA: haaaaaaaads. that's the diff b/w me and you, 'kay. AA: when i fight strnagerns off the internet, i'm getting fucking paid forn it.
AA: frnee fights arne forn frniends only. >:}
SS: (Pls tell me you ain't that kinda labrat, Pri, I'm countin on you here.)
SA: what? You started it? Everyone saw it????
SS: (I ain't seen ish. (\eue/) )
ID: i still think i should have won something for a tie.
SA: what kind of lab rat?
AA: was that a tie??
SA; what?
AA: >:P
ID: neither of us could fight, that counts as a tie. =>:P
SS: (Technical-like, bee tee dubs, my theme is mammalian squeakbeast, so it's kinda a squeakbeast??)
AA: nnn. that counts as evernybody in the audience's pissed b/c you done fucked up theirn bets.
AA: >:}
ID: yeah i noticed that.
SS: (See, this is why I ain't the bettin type.)
SS: (P sure there's peeps what up and figured you, like, staged that ish.)
ID: or that i was a cheater. got plenty of cheater taunts!
AA: also, y, i am taking a swig, b/c i've both of my poison-prnocessing bladderns, you fuckern.
SS: ( (\eue/) )
ID: i'm pretty sure mine are still in there. or at least most of them.
AA: wtf even happened therne, anyway? bc ngl, if you wernen't, like, mostly dead, i'd totes assume you werne cheating, too.
AA: .. oh shit, is it my turn again? >:D
SS: (Y!)
AA: !!!!!!!!!!!
ID: duh sips, i pushed my psi a lil too much.
ID: didn't you notice the amount i was pushing around there? =:P
AA: nevern have i evern.. pitch-kissed someone, since ernrnybody's _cheating_. >:P
AA: and. huh. i thought yrn limits would be way highern that.
SA: I already pass this one because I said earlier I've never kissed
SS: (!!!!!)
SS: (Wtf, you're just jelly I'm up and winnin)
AA: y, srny, prni. i had to establish dominance by, like, showing off how much of nernds all thrnee of you arne.
ID: ...yeah, well. there were outside forces at work okay. we'll leave it at that!
SS: (Also that I've got better tastes'n clowns. (\unu/) )
ID: ...what you don't think i haven't pitch-kissed.
AA: y, that is why i am holding out the bottle.
SS: (Pal, I'm p sure a guy what picks fights w peeps what're wrong on the internet)
ID: you're gonna get the bottle up your chute. =>:P
SS: (Ain't gonna be the one takin a swig.)
ID: i mean. what do you think happened to my face the last time you had to patch my carcass up sip?
SS: (A cholerbear?)
ID: i did not, in fact, stick my face in a blender.
stares at hands hands for a second before rolling over this mother fucker went to sleep
ID: ...aww man we broke pris.
SS: (Mb he's just a lightweight after that first one?)
ID: probably. since i doubt he ate before this.
SS: (He woulda had to drink for the kidney but ain't no sayin ish bout the liver.)
AA: .. whaaaaaaat.
AA: i didn't rnealise that was, like, _pitch pitch??_ lmfao, dude, get bettern taste. >:P AA: but that's also biting, you bulgemunch, get w/ it.
AA: so if that's yrn claim to fame, take a swig!!
SS: (Join us in the hall of nerd-dom.)
SS: (We'll stage an uprising gainst Sipa!)
ID: you didn't say it had to be serious pitch. and it definitely wasn't the first troll my lips have touched.
ID: i wasn't smooching the clown from before from pity.
AA: n, fuck off, yrn not allowed. settle down, losern, orn i'll pernsonally rnemove you frnom the rnanks. >:P
AA: ... idk, man, mb you werne. i'd only judge, like.
AA: a little!
AA: a smidge.
AA: a piiiiiinch. >:}
ID: =>:(
AA: fiiiine. no drniking frnom you. gdi.
SS: (RIP Hads's developin alcoholism. (\qnq/) )
AA: why am i drninking to evernything. D:< AA: since prni's ignorning us (crnuelly), lal, it's yrn turn. AA: and you gotta, like, do something N O RN M A L, orn i'll box yrn flaps.
ID: yeahhh lal.
SA: I am not
SS: (Wtf, I ain't listed nothin abnormal-like! Leastways not if you're meeeee. (\unu/) Ain't my fault you're plebs!)
SA: I am just comfortable
SA: and tired
ID: well if you gotta bow out, it's fine pris.
AA: y. if you wanna sleep, np, np.
SA: I will be here until I sleep
ID: ...can booze make you sleepy. maybe that's what's happening.
SA; just hang up on me
SS: (Y!)
SA: if it's weird
SS: (But if he's awake, then I ain't gonna be the guy to steal his Q!)
SA: it wasn't that much...
SA: steal it
SS: (V generous!)
AA: booze can make you sleep, y.
SS: (Never have I ever not fallen asleep durin a game of never how I ever!)
SA: I'm still awake
SA: also go fuck yourself
SS: (You are now, omfg.)
yawns like a petulant baby omg
SS: (Only if you ask real nice-like!)
ID: ladies please, you're both beautiful.
ID: and also wasting your questions which is boring.
SS: (RIP trolling potential. (\qnq/) Well, you guys're the ones that up and said I can't say nothin weird.)
AA: you can't say nothing weirnd and you can't lead a rnebellion, eithern. >:P
SS: (Never have I ever watched someone get electrocuted. (\eue/) )
ID: ....like to complete death.
SS: (Idk, Sipa, you still breathin?)
SA: oh that's what my question should have been
AA: y, y, trnagically. AA: he fucking maimed me forn no rneason at all.
SA: you electrocuted Sipara?
SS: (I shoulda up and said 'watched someone electrocute themselves like an idiot.')
ID: woowwww.
AA: idk what it waaaas.
SS: (Y, pals, I totes up and walked up to her and electrocuted her, 100% intentional-like!)
AA: arne you saying you wouldn't touch it??
AA: bc i rnefuse to believe it.
SS: (Well, on accounta I was there and didn't...)
SS: (I ain't seen you drinkin nothin yet!)
SA: oh dear
SA: why did you touch it?
SS: (It's cool, pals, flapbeasts like shiny ish.)
Got some rather non-lowkey snickering going on.
AA: idk what it was!! ofc i fucking touched it.
SS: (Breaking news: Troll touches fire, discovers it is hot.)
SS: (Results uncertain, more testing may be necessary.)
ID: annnyyywaaayssss.
Hadean's getting elbowed. Hard.
ID: never have i ever-
AA: >:{ M O V I N G O N.
AA: >:"{
Oof. Elbow back.
!!! SHOULDER BUMP BACK before her knee hits the laptop and she's scrambling to set it up straight again.
...Time for more snickering.
ID: never have i ever had horns shorter than a half a foot past 4 sweeps old. =>:( stop ruining the game pris.
SA; what did I do?
ID: sips i meant.
SA: oh
SA: did you all see that
ID: ...maybe booze does do something to me.
SA; I was falsely accused
AA: lmfao, arne you that sloshed alrneady?
AA: booze turns hads into a liarn and a traitorn. txt it!
Quick, do the touching your nose test. That's a real thing, right?
SS: (Did you just miss???)
AA: .............
SS: (I can't tell, everything's swimmy.)
AA: y.
ID: /no/.
AA: y, he did, oh my god.
AA: i saw it!!
SS: (I believe Sipa!)
SS: (She's a filthy liar but I totes believe her!)
AA: nevern have i evern fucking lied, even once, in my entirne goddamn life.
SS: (Take a shot, bulgeface!)
ID: ...note to self. i guess when i'm recovering from wounds i am not immune to alcohol.
SS: (Wait.)
SS: (Did I even do that right.)
ID: who's sloshed now? =>:(
SS: (Brb, need sober to drunk translator.)
SS: (Wtf, I ain't never claimed otherwise!)
SS: (Just ain't as wasted as you, on accounta I'm totes winnin. (\eue/) )
Grab the stupid bottle and take a swig. Hate life. Don't hand the bottle back over.
SS: (I think I win.)
ID: you don't win shit. =>:(
AA: lmfaaaao.
SS: (Won your dignitiy)
SS: (Dignity)
AA: hey, wait, gimme ittt.
SS: (Is that how you spell that.)
SS: (Brb voice to text.)
AA: it's a digginity.
AA: duh.
ID: dignasty.
AA: no voice to text, that's cheating!!
SS: (Digofuckyourself.)
SS: (No oculars, it's also cheatin!)
ID: just take your turn nerd!
SS: (... Oh.)
SS: (Right.)
SS: (Uh.)
SS: (Wait, no, I did!)
SS: (The zapping!)
ID: sips just went last.
finally rolls over to look at his computer again and see the NONSENSE that is happening.
ID: didn't. she.
AA: uh.
AA: .. shit i'm gonna go again.
AA: fuck it.
SS: (It's Hads's turn.)
SA: that's the spirit
ID: i want to go. =>:(
AA: nevern did i evern, like - n!
Elbow her again
SS: (It was me with the electrocution then ain't nobody else gone yet!)
SS: (I'm the soberest one here, that makes me right.)
ID: never have i ever been flirting in the other chat while playing a stupid drinking game.
BLAAAAAARGH NOISE. Then she flops over, using his shoulder as a chinrest briefly --
THEN ELBOWS HIM BACK
SS: (You're supposed to drink if you ain't done it, pal, neither of us is gonna be swigging asides you.)
AA: no one is fucking flirnting, gtfo out of herne.
ID: ...fuck.
SS: (A toast to Hads! (\eue/) )
ID: so you areee flirting tho.
SS: (Y, we are star-crossed and the most serendipitous of pitch lovers stolen away in the day! Sipa, when's handfasting??)
congratulations, there is now a flustered Sipara making faces at Hads. computer what computer.
SA: That's a lie hadean
And Hadean is just giving her back the smuggest maybe-a-little-drunk look back.
SS: (I would never lie!)
SS: (Asides, if I were lying, would Sipa be makin faces??)
SS: ((She's makin faces, right??))
ID: totes faces.
SA: 🥂
SS: (Cool! So we're all on the same page!) SS: (That page being she ain't put a tie on it yet and it's totes uncool.)
SA: a.. what on it yet?
SS: (My poor kokoro is going doki doki and she ain't even laid one on me!)
SS: (Upright not right, that is!)
SS: (... Downright?)
SA: downright wrong
SS: (Insert Common Alternian here.)
SA: is what you're learning for
SA: or outright wrong
SS: (Help, help, I'm bein gaslighted!)
ID: pris i may be. slightly affected by booze when my psi are busy with other things.
ID: who knew?
SA: you are all drunk off your asses
AA: aaaarngh.
AA: i'm not drnunk, yrn drnunk.
ID: i should have tried stabbing myself in the chest and drinking earlier.
SS: (I'm deffo drunk, but I'm not the most drunk on accounta I totes won.)
SS: (Also, n, don't do that.)
AA: and stfu, lal, i'll totally fucking kissing you, don't make a bd out of it. AA: i'll kiss you and hads and prni. i'll just, like. kiss evernyone. how's that? >:P
SS: (Chest has got vital ish.)
AA: y, trny that.
SS: (Stab your walkstub!)
AA: .. wait, shit, no, not prni.
AA: soz, prni.
ID: it needs to be a big wound to focus allll of my psi on it. it'll be fiiine.
SS: (And that's called bein a floozy, pal, I'll up and cry on accounta my kismet won't kiss me nor handfast me. (\qnq/) )
SS: (Mb Pri is right.)
SS: (Mb we ain't meant to be.)
ID: aww man is drunk drama a thing.
AA: i want to punch all of you but i caaaaaan't.
ID: i wanna play. =:(
SS: (Insert sniffling here.)
She punches Hads instead.
ON THE ARM
SS: (N, too late, I'm cryin.)
ID: but none of-
.. cue flustered shriek of dismay when she remembers his arm is, uh, slightly fucked.
THERE GOES SOME NOT VERY NICE SHRIEKS OF PAIN RIGHT THERE.
QNQ
sitS UP BOLT UPRIGT LSJSKAHL
AA: he's okay! he's okay!
SA: what was that?!
AA: nothing!
AA: evernything is fine!
his face is Hate
SS: (Tfw can't tell if cheating or murder.)
ID: =:'((((
SS: (Or who's gettin culled.)
AA: :{
ID: i think i'm partially sober now.
AA: .. look, yrn parnt of the drnunk drnama now.
AA: i made you feel included.
AA: yrn welcome.
SA: 😰
ID: =>:'((((
AA: drnink some morne antifrneeze.
SS: ( (\quq/) )
ID: you're buying me so many fucking pancakes in the evening.
ID: SO MANY.
SA: 🍮
AA: >:'{
Take the booze back and chug. Hard.
SA: Hadean--
SA: 😫
AA: chug, chug, chug.
SS: (Hads, protip, 'had alcohol poisoning' ain't a good thing be be able to up and say.)
SS: (Leastways not when you got it from shitty wine.)
SA: the wine would have to be proofed absurdly
ID: i'm fine. it's fine. =>:'(
SA: if he's eaten today he should be fine but if he hasn't
SA: I am kicking his ass
SS: (Idk, mb it's shitty sherry.)
AA: he's fiiiiine.
AA: he ate! we ate, uh.
SS: (Or port.)
AA: .. shit, wtf did we eat.
ID: food.
SS: (Or food coloring in vodka.)
AA: it was van food. like, y'know, the type of stuff that's, like, food colourning in vodka.
AA: n, fuck, i was rneading soz.
SS: (LOL)
AA: the type of stuff that's, like, you buy it out of a van!!
SS: (Wow, way 2 pregame!)
SA: did you mean street food
AA: omfg you can't spell prnegame
AA: yes!!!
AA: .. i'm hungrny. >:{
SS: (No, on accounta I spell it pregame and not prnegnanmne!)
AA: the way you spell it is prnenenenegofuckyrnself, duh.
AA: i know yrn blind btu c'monnnnnn. >:P
He's just gonna carefully shift his most uninjured side in to laying against Sipara.
ID: van food is the best food.
!!!
SS: (uh)
But then she chills and leans back against him. yesss, physical affection.
SS: (You wish I couldn't see, pal, mb I wouldn't have to deal w your spellin.)
SS: (Brb, I just stood up and)
SS: (Wow)
AA: it was, like, that foil wrnapped shit, prni.
SS: (Try standing up)
AA: !!
ID: ahahah no.
SS: (no do it)
AA: omg what happens
SS: (It's cool)
SA; that's street food, Sipara
AA: rnly?
AA: is it rnyl cool orn am i gonna crnack my head open.
SA: 😰
AA: >:{
SS: (It also hurts but that's only on accounta you will v quickly not be standin up!)
ID: i just got fucking comfy.
ID: ...fcuk that.
AA: omggg, lal. lal. sit down.
SS: (N, I'm floating.)
SS: (I mean, not proper-like, but it feels it!)
AA: don't brneak yrnselfff. i like yrnself.
ID: hahahah. i can see why people get drunk.
ID: it's almost like when i eat. only slow?
SS: (Only on accounts you asked real nice-like!) SS: (And also I totes like myself, too.)
SS: (And you, but I'm only sayin that without attachin three shitty jokes cos I'm wasted and that makes it seem less dumb.)
ID: only i'm allowed to break because sips hates me apparently.
SA: how are you all this drunk after a bottle of wine.
AA: lmfao no food.
AA: .. j/k we ate. i said we ate. rnight.
SS: (Excuse, I had... some number of shots of what I'm p sure is rubbin alcohol.)
ID: that was forever ago.
rubs the bridge of his nose... you can see his face finally and man he looks worn out your shenanigans sucked it right out of him
SA: order pizza?
ID: prisss. you're beautiful~
ID: and tired.
AA: prni. prniii. don't make that face. we love youuu.
AA: you get a pizza.
AA: we'rne talking to you. >:} so if oyu orndern a pziza. and we ordern a pizza.
ID: he doesn't like them!
AA: it'll be like we'rne all eatin -- oh goddamnit.
ID: make him order fancy food. like sushi.
AA: that doens't have calornies!!
ID: i don't know what else he likes to eat. other than sweet stuff.
SA: I am not--
ID: i'm a bad friend. =:(
AA: ordern baked salmon on a roasted cedarn plank.
but he flushes anyways because senpai said it
SA: I can order take out.
ID: pris you need to tell me more about yourselffff. let me in bro.
SA: not sushi..
SA: w--what?
ID: sips you gotta too. =>:( but you're easier.
AA: and yrn allowed 2 brneak bc yrn harndy, hads. duh. and AA: ugh why arne you all typing so much i'm trying to read the tpo and it keeps scrnolling down. >:{
SA: how does not knowing what...
ID: you gotta tell me more about yourself pris. =:(
SA: like what?
ID: even if i don't tell you shit. is that bad.
ID: like. things!
SA: i
SA: I don't know...
SA: id like to think you tell me things-- you're drunk, Hadean
ID: yes i am.
AA: what's that go tto do with anythingggg.
ID: but it's okay because i know i'm drunk.
ID: right?
SA: I feel as if it's impolite to try and have sensitive discussions when you're not completely sober...
SA: I will order you both pizza. What is the address
SS: (Well, it ain't sensitive-like for him, pal.)
SS: (He just, like, wants your deepest darkest secrets.)
SS: (Also wtf is this a pizza party now?)
SS: (Cos I ain't got none athat.)
ID: i'm sensitively wanting meat lovers. =:(
SS: (... Does stale muffin count??)
SA: I'd rather tell him those with just us there if he wants them, thank you
SS: (I can put ketchup on it.)
SS: (That's like bread and tomato stuff.)
SS: (Pizza!)
AA: arne you at taylorns, lal?
SA: Addresses
SS: (I lits live here, pal.)
AA: i'll get you actual pizza. w/ wine.
AA: er. anchovies.
ID: sips what's our address.
SS: (N, do it with wine!!)
AA: and how come i nevern get to be in, like, the cool feels talks??
SS: (Hads told me the truth bout your anchovy lies.)
SS: (Bc you don't kiss your princess, jerk.)
ID: i tried to include you sipsss.
AA: i will fucking smooch you, laledy, stfu.
ID: i got words for everyoneee.
looks as uncomfortable as he can for not being able to make expressions
AA: and prni didn'tttt.
ID: but i know. i shouldn't just message everyone.
ID: because that seems bad.
SS: ( (\qnq/) )
AA: you should msg evernyone!!
AA: just, like. tlk 2 them. like prni doesn't want to talk to me. orn in frnont of me. orn w/e. >:"{ AA: w/eee. lals i am getting you pizza.
ID: if i message em pheres will act like he can cull me. i don't want pheres to want to cull me.
SA: that's. Not true...
ID: maybe i can message ashy...
SS: (I'm kissin the pizza.)
SS: (..... Idk why! But I'm doin it.)
SA: don't message Ashley while you're drunk it will just be a mess
SS: (Message Pheres and tell him you've up and got feelins about him wanting to cull you!!)
AA: phern won't cull you. phern likes youuuu. he just doesn't - y.
SS: (Talk it out like bros.)
AA: do that. phern likes talking. and he likes you. it'll be fiiiine.
SA: i feel like this is all a terrible idea
ID: i'm not good at talking to pheres. we're too different.
AA: and i like yo and i like phern and you two should be frniends.
ID: and then i just make him mad i think.
ID: he'd probably be mad that i bit em even.
SA: yes that. Tends to happen.
AA: just tell him its, like, pitch.
SA: why not just wait I'm sure it will blow over
AA: he cna't argune w/ pitch.
AA: can't. argnue!!
SA: don't tell him it's pitch, don't you remember what he said at the fair?
AA: arngue.
SA: they can't say it's pitch, it will ruin his quadrant with Emerel
SS: (It's serendipity!)
SS: (Wait, what's pitch??)
ID: maybe i should just. call him and tell him to come on here...
SA: call who?
SS: (... You're pitch with Pheres's boo?)
SA: Pheres or Emerel?
SS: (Omg)
AA: you can't rnuin a quad if it isn't alrndy set to be rnuined.
AA: like, hivewrnecking isn't a T H I N G.
SA: he said he would make a club for them.
SS: (Y, when y'all were up and bout to vore each other.)
ID: =:( i don't want pheres to be my club.
SA: then don't say what happened between you and Emerel was pitch
SS: (You can;t, like, have a club if you ain't wantin a club, pal, that ain't how it works.)
ID: i just want to make em be the scared one next time.
SS: (Then it ain't a club, it's some asshole what can't mind their on biz.)
SA: ...😰
SS: (Also, that totes sounds like you need a club tho.)
AA: .. y, that isn't
AA: that's sornt of weirnd.
ID: i'm bad at this.
AA: n!! you just have to like
SS: (Sipa, pls tell me you ain't gonna dangle me out a wall aperture till I'm the scared one for revenge for the taser thing.)
SA: how are you bad at it-
AA: trny harndern.
SS: (Cos if anything you should be danglin your own pan for that one.)
AA: orn, like, talk about ittttt. do you want to bang him orn, like, murndern him??
SA:'try harder? Are you encouraging it?
ID: it wasn't fair that he beat me up when i was already beat up, was it?
SA: no.
AA: and n, lal, fuck offff. AA: no dangling!! forn anyone. >:P
AA: nnn, it wasn't.
SS: (All's fair in love and war, but hate ain't on that list.)
ID: so i don't think he hates me that way anyways.
SA: then you need a club or at the least to avoid each other
ID: i was avoiding him and i got beat up.
ID: so i just need to get better and beat him up.
ID: and then things'll be even.
AA: and prni. i'm not, like, encournaging it. AA: i'm just, like. hads gotta do what hads wants to do, you know?? i am suppornting him.
SA: that won't solve anything, he'll just hunt you down to get revenge again and then you'll do the same
ID: not if i beat him hard enough.
AA: and nnnnn. if yrn gonna beat him up again, you gotta talk to phern firnsttttt.
SA: then he will be dead
SS: (That's called, like, murder.)
AA: orn else he's ognna flip his shit.
ID: nahhh, i already tried murdering him.
SA: he's already going to flip his shit
AA: and then i'm gonna have to stop a fucking rnevenge cycle, and, like
ID: he got back up, remember!
AA: i don't want phern trnying to cull yyyou.
AA: that's the opposite of what i want. >:{
SS: (That's totes inconsiderate-like, hads.)
SS: (Plus, like, how're you gonna beat im harder'n dead, huh?)
ID: idk. em almost culled me when he jumped me.
ID: or at least it was considered i guess.
SA: why don't we tell Pheres Em hunted you down. That seems like a decent solution.
ID: nooo!
SA: if he instigated it he can deal with the consequences
ID: i don't wanna.
SA: why?
SA: it won't have any logical recourse on you..
ID: cause if they got unhappy and broke up i'd get blamed. duh.
SA: they will break up anyways if you and Emerel can't be resolved
AA: why arne you so fussed abt them brneaking up, anyway?
AA: you don't even like quads.
AA: >:?
SA: ^^
ID: i don't, but they do.
AA: phern is like. idk.
AA: ... idk!
AA: idk idk idk. >:{
ID: i feel like pheres would blame me. i don't wanna get blamed. it's easier to just not say anything about it.
SA: well the unfortunate news is this chat is public
SA: 😰
SA: how could Pheres blame you for Emerel's own mistake?
ID: ...pheres won't read this stuff, right.
SA: I think Pheres is much more logical than that
AA: phernes is puking in a bathrnoom rn.
AA: he can't rnead anythiiiiing.
SA: why--
ID: there! we just gotta bury this with other stuff.
ID: so it's so buried he won't go digging.
AA: idk, he got the flu, he's been, like, ternrnibad all day. AA: it's prnobs bc he's up at em's house. and it's, like, wet and shit.
AA: being wet isn't good forn you. ofc yrn gonna get sick if yrn wet.
AA: and brneathing in wet.
AA: >:{
SA: 😰
ID: unless you're a fish i guess.
AA: he's not a fish!!
ID: i didn't say he was.
SA: what even happened between you two to get all of this started, I don't understand.
AA: >:{
SA: It seemingly came out of left field that you two Had to fight and now you two Have to fight some more.
AA: and phern can't blame you, bc then i'd be upset, bc it's not fairn to blame you. AA: so therne.
ID: i can't say pris.
SA: alright ❤
ID: sorry. =:(
AA: >:?
AA: cna you say, like.. off-chat??
ID: no.
AA: >:????
ID: i just can't.
AA: shhh, that's fine, dnw.
AA: we all have ourn shady ass secrnets.
makes a little heart using his index fingers and thumbs. he's tryin rly hard to be comforting with sipara
AA: what the fuuuuck, that's too cute.
ID: y! =:) 💚
AA: 💞
fucking. his expression wilts a little and he looks away to hide it before letting his hands fall
SA: you two should eat. This can all be sorted out at a later time when you are properly sober.
ID: =:??? why are you looking sad? i thought we were having fun. is it not fun?
AA: priiii.
AA: did you eat??
AA: arne you hungrny?
AA: i get sad when i'm hungrny. so, like, mb you should eat, too.
SA: I'm alright, don't worry.
SA: i will eat when you two do.
ID: sips. go get the pizza. =:(
SA: did i make you both sad?
SA: I'm sorry.
ID: we're sad because we're worried about you!
AA: y. we'rne just sad bc yrn sad. if you arne sad. and if yrn not, then we'rne not sad, but, like, it's okay to be sad??
SA: please don't worry, I'm rather alright.
SA: trying to explain it wouldn't make sense right now anyways.
ID: okay. =:( we can talk about it when we're visiting.
ID: and you can both admire how great my ass'll look when i get my fancy fighting suit.
SA: ...Yes.
SA: if you would still like to by then.
manages a smile at the snark.
SA: You'll have to hurry and get here then.
SA: and sipara can offer tips to the tailor.
SA: for now, I should go get some food myself.
SA: I may be back later. Goodlight.
waves a little before closing out the webcam application
AA: good light!! ❤ ❤ ❤
AA: 💚
ID: light...
ID: i hope i didn't say something that made him sad.
ID: i was probably too pushy about wanting to know about him.
AA: nooo. i mean. mb? but nooo. AA: i think he's just - like -
AA: .. mb you should've done the thing. back at him. orn mb he's just sad we'rne not up therne??
ID: maybe. =:(
AA: dnw, dnw. AA: i don't think you can make him sad.
ID: well something made him sad. he's a nice guy.
ID: you're a nice girl.
ID: so you don't feel left out.
AA: lmfao, stfu.
ID: =:P
ID: you are! you're going with me and this is fun.
AA: i don't need secondhand backpats. >:} you two arne like. two pieces in an arnmornset.
ID: this is more fun than i've had in forever.
AA: aww.
ID: there's more than two pieces in an armorset!
ID: you're like the. metal fist that hits things hard piece.
AA: good. i miss trnavelling w/ ppl. i used to trnavel w/ phern. and then my club. but they don't anymorne. and it sucks.
ID: well i'm sorry. now you get to travel with me!
ID: and i bet my lusus enjoys the break. he's getting old anyways.
AA: and lmfao. that's the best piece. the fist piece. obvs.
ID: now he travels in style.
ID: the very best!
AA: >:P
AA: .. we will have to find you, like, an actual fax rnide, too. so he doesn't have to walk places so much.
AA: and you can sleep in a trnuck insteada, like, a fucking tent.
ID: i like my tent. when it doesn't leak.
VV: ♚ ~Evening, evening all~
ID: oh no it's aspartame.
ID: did i spell that right.
AA: yrn tent is grn888. but. leaks. and -
AA: >:?
VV: ♚ ~ Ah it's the one that spreads lies.
ID: fake-sugar stuff.
VV: ♚ ~ It's very rude to do so you know.
VV: ♚ ~ And rather unfair I'd say!
ID: i'm too drunk for a victim complex. =:(
VV: ♚ ~ it's not a complex I'm just hurt...
VV: ♚ ~ And what are you drinking tonight~? A watered down beer perhaps?
ID: gasoline.
ID: or at least it tastes like it.
VV: ♚ ~ That is certainly one way to warm yourself up~ Just don't flambe anything!
VV: ♚ ~ You really should try a higher class wine or something one day darling. You won't dissolve your insides and also it's much classier.
VV: ♚ ~ Than ah....gasoline...
VV: ♚ ~ I...I do want to be sure you know not to swallow when you siphon...
ID: i was gonna ask why you were being nice but you're still showing a lil two-face so it's okay lol.
AA: wwwwwwhy do we hate hern. AA: hern crnown is qt. orn is this a dude? his crnown is qt.
VV: ♚ ~ Oh?? I'm being conversational! It's really riveting and comes off as nice you actually try for once dear ID.
VV: ♚ ~ Thank you AA !
VV: ♚ ~ I'm not super sure myself but this one's rather hostile towards me 😦
ID: noo, see sips she hides thorns in the sugar.
ID: don't eat the sugar.
VV: ♚ ~ I mean, maybe you shouldn't if you're watching that waistline but I think our friend here is capable of thinking for themself~!
VV: Especially when consuming crude, crude gasoline.
ID: is your waistline something you worry about often.
VV: ♚ ~ I don't know if I've mentioned it before or if you're simply too far inhebriated but yes I do! As a ballerina off and on season I must be well kept and trim.
VV: ♚ ~ Do you not?
AA: lmao, she is a little barnbed.
ID: i have an abnormal... uh...
ID: thing that burns calories.
AA: arne you a ballernina orn arne you a comballernina?? AA: tl;drn do you murndern ppl w/ dance orn just dance.
AA: it's a metacatolim. i am p surne.
VV: ♚ ~ Metabolism deary!
VV: ♚ ~ Metabolism is the word you desire. I see the gasoline is muddling your brain and burning your insides so you can not spell. I'm filled with fright I will truly miss you....
VV: ♚ ~ And ah- I suppose it would depend wouldn't it? I'm a prima ballerina for performing but ah we live in such a rutheless world!
VV: ♚ ~ Who knows what one can do when backed into a corner :3c
AA: lmao. omg. yrn adornable.
VV: ♚ ~ Thank you!
ID: no she isn'ttt.
AA: i'm too tirned to even sass you back. but gd.
AA: she isssssss.
AA: she calls ppl dearny. that's prnec.
ID: she just wants something. they always do when they're sweet.
AA: prnec as F U C K. like she's yrn spoopy ancestor gonna back you into a cake.
VV: ♚ ~ A cake...mmm mm I don't know any cannibals so that'd be a waste
VV: ♚ ~ You should consider it! It's a rather common things trolls want.
ID: =>:( why would you want friendship. you're fluffy.
ID: ....that makes more sense in. my head.
VV: ♚ ~ I am rather fluffy. I permed up my hair today thank you~
VV: ♚ ~ And because I'm of rouged hue and in general when one lives in the city one would desire a friend or two.
VV: ♚ ~Do you not like to have friends Hadean?!
ID: i have two friends. and they didn't just. come in saying they wanted to be friends!
AA: omgg. show me yrn headfluff.
VV: ♚ ~ I didn't do that either! You weasled the answer out of me. I was under the assumption a chat room was a place to socialize.
VV: ♚ ~ Will do let me go get my selfie light one moment!
AA: my rnail has fluffy hairn too. i want to see if it's biggern!!
AA: omg yesss.
ID: a chatroom is a place to pick fights.
ID: and lay on sipa.
ID: ...no wait that part's not the chatroom.
AA: idc don't move yrn waaarnm.
ID: i don't want to get up so it's fine.
voraciousVanity has sent CouldBFluffier.jpg
VV: ♚ ~ I'm baaaaack~! VV: ♚ ~ There you go!
AA: good. AA: and --
AA: omg ❤ ❤
AA: you arne so fluffyyyyy.
VV: ♚ ~ 💗 And I will be for the next week!! VV: ♚ ~Also I must, MUST inquire. Are you two...in the same room?
ID: nope, laying on her in different rooms.
AA: i am fixing his hairn thrnough the internwebs, it's trnue.
VV: ♚ ~ Ah. I see I see. VV: ♚ ~ It all makes sense... VV: ♚ ~ You need better lying skills!
VV: ♚ ~ How matted is his hair?
ID: it feels nice tho-
ID: my hair isn't matted stfu.
AA: lmfao. AA: it's strn8 as a stick. that doesn't matt. i think.
VV: ♚ ~ You will have to make me ''stfu"'!! Hohoho
ID: u a ho alright.
VV: ♚ ~And ah it can! If you keep it too unclean and disgusting. I have seen it.
AA: omggg, even yrn laughing is qt.
AA: LMAO.
VV: ♚ ~ What proof have you at those acusations mmm?
ID: the proof of shut up.
VV: ♚ ~ As good an arguement as I should've expected out of you..
ID: idk you're the one arguing with a drunk troll.
VV: ♚ ~ I'm truly not! I'm seeing what responses I can get from you mostly before they turn to you just drooling on the keyboard!
VV: ♚ ~ I have a little timer going and everything.
AA: aww, yrn less qt now.
AA: go back 2 being twee.
ID: the mask slips~
VV: ♚ ~ Boooo, am I not allowed to have fun?
VV: ♚ ~Hadean's bullied me so I thought a bit of fun would be allowed!
ID: it's not bullying if it's true.
VV: ♚ ~ Mmmm it's not true if you have no proof 😦
ID: is too.
VV: ♚ ~ Tell me dear sweet Hadies, spreader of lies. Why did you choose to drink gasoline tonight?
ID: peer pressure.
ID: and a game.
VV: ♚ ~ ohhh a game? What form of game ?
VV: ♚ ~ Did you lose said game?
ID: never have i ever.
ID: i don't think you can win. just get drunk.
VV: ♚ ~ I see, I see. VV: ♚ ~ I do so wish you'd purchased something better than paint cleaner however.
VV: ♚ ~ Not wine, that's for sipping...
ID: i didn't do it. sips diddd.
VV: ♚ ~ Why would this Sips person do this to you 😦
VV: ♚ ~ Rather cruel if you ask me
ID: ahahah hear that sips, you're crueellll.
SA: little princess
SA: Hadean 😊
VV: ♚ ~ Ah!! Prisma evening my honeycomb prince
ID: heyyy pris! =:) did you eat?
SA: good evening. How are you?
SA: yes. I went to a nearby place. They have very good spaghetti.
ID: goooddd. i'm good. sip fell asleep and she's heavy. i think i'm trapped.
VV: ♚ ~ I'm grand! Hearing about them drinking acetone.
VV: ♚ ~ Oh my.
VV: ♚ ~ Ah...it was nice knowing you Hadies.
VV: ♚ ~ Truly tragic.
SA: oh, the wine. Yes. I tried to play for a moment but I lost my appetite for liquor after someone brought up genetic material.
SA: perhaps you could squeeze free in a bit?
ID: ahahah sorry prisss.
SA: or stay... I am unsure what to advise 😨
SA: it wasn't your fault.
VV: ♚ ~ ....genetic material
VV: ♚ ~ Perhaps staying may be best advised as in most situations of distress it's advised to stay still !
ID: hahah she's alright for now. like a slightly coolish blanket. we can do this the three of us if you wanna when we get there pris.
VV: ♚ ~ Ohhh? Where are you all traversing to? VV: ♚ ~ 😢 I was certain I was invited to travel with you Prisma, was I wrong?
SA: oh, to... cuddle...?
ID: 😒
ID: yes to cuddle.
SA: we could still travel, little princess. I am meeting Hadean and Sipara first, though. I apologize.
SA: oh..
SA: I think it may be awkward with me involved. 😰
VV: ♚ ~ I see, I see prior business then! Do travel safe! VV: ♚ ~ That does sound rather private a matter...oh my....the cuddling.
ID: why would it be awkward? =:?
SA: I am not very accustomed to physical affection and I am rather cold.
ID: you wanted a hug earlier. =:(
SA: I wouldn't want to ruin you two bonding
SA: it's different from cuddling..
ID: we can all bond. cold is nice!
SA: they are coming to me, little princess. Not the other way around
ID: cuddling is just like... a long hug.
VV: ♚ ~ Oh my mistake! Very well. Regardless don't imbibe the polish remover like they have. It seems to be eating them from the inside out!!
SA: yes... I-well, it's different for me, im sorry.
SA: but I'm happy you invited me 😊
SA: I only drink sweet wines if any if ever.
SA: not... what they were drinking.
ID: it wasn't good. but i liked being involved. =:)
ID: and okay pris. no cuddles i guess.
SA: maybe next time we could get decent liquor... if there is a next time. I. Doubt it for some reason.
SA: ...
SA: yes
VV: ♚ ~ I have a few saved up if you wish to try some higher end brands Honey comb Prince dearest~! VV: ♚ ~ maybe even take one with you ...I almost take personal offence to...to....Hadies current poison.
SA: oh, that would be kind of you.
ID: don't get drunk with the splenda prisss.
SA: I would be sad if that was Hadeans first and only experience with wine
VV: ♚ ~ Again with the lies. Cruel...
SA: we could try some sweet wines together if you'd like, Little princess
VV: ♚ ~ If Hadies ceases in his name calling I'd love to!
SA: ii don't drink to inebriation. It's alright.
SA: he's calling you sweet
ID: yeahhh splenda. why you so cruel to me?
VV: ♚ ~ Splenda is artificial and not the best choice for sweeteners!
VV: ♚ ~ Agave would be nicer.
ID: sweet n low it is.
ID: sweet n lowblood.
VV: ♚ ~ That is fine with me I have no qualms with my hue.
SA: agave nectar...
SA: oh. What did you want to know about earlier, Hadean? Before I forget to ask
SA: it is a very pretty color
SA: reds are passionate and courageous
VV: ♚ ~And being golden is a rather lovely shade as well Prisma~
VV: ♚ ~ But I do enjoy the compliment, I do my best to uphold such honors~!
ID: ...i don't remember.
VV: ♚ ~ Asking when he's less poisoned may be best sweet Apollo.
ID: apollo.
ID: man you're stretching for nicknames now.
SA: oh-- I'm sorry. Maybe if you remember
SA: thank you. Although I am far more green
VV: ♚ ~ I suppose. Mmm allow me to rethink of a deity.
ID: i'll try!
ID: and why does he have to be a god.
ID: pris is pris.
SA: I think for the sake of imagery but I am unsure how I could be remotely worthy of that
VV: ♚ ~ I simply thought a deity reference would be nice!
SA: Hadean I should give you a nickname. Like little princess has
ID: shoot pris. =:P
SA: I don't know... but I should think very hard about it
ID: ...i'm not good at nicknames. other than pris.
ID: take your time! you'll come up with the beesstttt nickname.
VV: ♚ ~ Upon deliberation. I'm sticking with prince it goes well with my nickname.
SA: I could call you Little prince but that wouldn't be fitting at all
SA: I am littler
ID: sorry i'm tall~
VV: ♚ ~ I wouldn't feel so special if we had almost identical nick names....
SA: it has to be as brash and capable as you.
SA: no, I know little princess I wouldn't do that
ID: mm, shame that you don't know how to share~
SA: I would be disappointed if you gave me a nickname and then gave Sipara or Gliese a similar one
SA: but maybe that's expected of me..
SA: hotshot would work but it implies I'm insulting you
VV: ♚~ Share? Ohhoho VV: ♚ ~ I'm very creative I can give plenty various nicknames but only those I feel deserve one hoho
VV: ♚ ~ Hot shot sounds like a racer!
ID: why would it be expected of you? =:?
ID: hotshot sounds like it could be. weird. like. fighty.
SA: I... wouldn't want to go in great detail.
SA: but I am considered the "jealous type" more often than not
SA: encouraged to be, you could say. Protective
ID: ohh. yeah. well remember what we chatted about for that!
VV: ♚ ~ The jealous type? 0: How unexpected Prisma!
VV: ♚ ~ I feel that's a rather common trait however.
ID: i'm sure a lot about pris is unexpected. when you've only talked to him a few times. uwu
VV: ♚ ~ Which is why I intend to speak more!
SA: 💚
ID: 💚
VV: ♚ ~ What is more exciting than learning about another? ❤
ID: sticking toothpicks in my ganderbulbs.
SA: please don't I like your eyes
ID: awww. 💚
SA: it comes and goes sometimes, Perdia. But on the whole it stays. Are you a jealous type?
SA: ... to both of you
SA: I would be happy to learn more about you too. Perdia
ID: idk. i could be i bet.
VV: ♚ ~ It would depend! Ah-- I'd love to say no but truly at the heart of it all yes! I do have a fondness for not being tossed to the shadows.
VV: ♚ ~ Any troll really is capable of it. Under the right circumstances, yes?
SA: I don't think anyone enjoys being treated like an object that can be returned to the shelf
SA: I may need to enhance calm before I become salty
VV: ♚ ~ Oh of course not, it's simply a tragic thing. So a little jealousy seems rather justified in such a situation? Why would one sit back and just let fate sweep them aside dear?
VV: ♚ ~ Ah! Has this struck a nerve? We may cease if it isn't a desirable thing Prisma
SA: it would be a very painful thing, yes. Especially if it felt.... special. I suppose is the word
SA: I simply have a bad taste left in my mouth regarding someone who ... had feelings for me
SA: and conveniently pushed them aside because they believed I "could never have feelings in return"
SA: then boasted about how happy they were with the person they'd replaced me with
SA; unpleasant to say the least
VV: ♚ ~ Oh dear sweet Prisma.....
VV: ♚ ~ I thought such cruelties were only in the stories written for the stage....
SA: haha
SA: there's no need to be so dramatic. I have found out enough to believe it may be perfectly normal and I only just now experienced it
SA: I am okay. If a bit miffed.
SA: but thank you
VV: ♚ ~Oh I promise i'm not being dramatic! It's truly heartbreaking dear Prince. I suppose perhaps I also just have not experienced it then.. VV: ♚ ~ I'm pleased you're at least alright now ah...
SA: i was angry when it happened. But only a little. I am not capable of much
SA: I am happy you haven't had to. Hopefully you never will 😊
SA: you seem happy with your matesprit anyways I doubt he would do that
VV: ♚ ~ Mmm yes. He never would trust me. We're on rather friendly terms. VV: ♚ ~ I would think even if something were to go awry I'd still hold him dear and near. VV: ♚ ~ It's rather hasty to simply cut one off no?
SA: who never would trust you?
SA: your matesprit?
VV: ♚ ~Oh, I forgot a comma. I mean in the sense of...he never would and you should trust me on this
VV: ♚ ~ It wouldn't look very good on him if he did! To give up so easily. VV: ♚ ~ But regardless I won't dwell on that hypothetical!
VV: ♚ ~ Loyalty is a good quality overall.
SA: oh! That was an unfortunate loss. I was almost concerned.
SA: loyalty is a virtue. I think it is most important
RS: / in dreadful news / i am sick / and am going to miss the third opening of daybreak as a result /
RS: / if anyone feels so kindly / as to make themselves useful / please share your folk remedies /
RS: / unless they involve alcohol / i have already tried that /
ID: ...i always heard that you were just supposed to rest through sickness. but i don't think that's a folk remedy.
RS: / well / that seems a marvelous way to stay sick /
ID: does it? i just figured that resting heals wounds. sickness is like a wound right. well, uh. eat a lot? give yourself the energy you need to. not be sick?
RS: / oh / i don't know / why don't you go ask sipara / ? / i'm sure she'd know / RS: / and / haha / i think we can open the floor to other remedies again / i was thinking more / mm / RS: / gargle with coconut milk mixed with pepper sauce / and you will be fine / ? /
ID: sips is busy with traffic i think. but i think i'm probably right-ish.
ID: if your throat is sore i don't think. irritating it with pepper sauce is a good move. wouldn't that just make it hurt more? =:?
RS: / right / ish /
RS: / and / yes / it turned out it did / but it also cleared the / cavity / ? / the snout chasm / y
RS: / the interior tubing /
RS: / ? /
ID: ...you gonna be okay there?
ID: maybe you should now have something cool. to soothe the damage.
DD: oh dear thats very unfortunate are you sure you have to miss the screening i mean also it is unfortunate that you are sick but DD: it is a common remedy so my apologies if you have obviously already tried it but have you tried pressing the tendrils of an eight-tendriled aquatic beakbeast to your throat i find it often helps with clearing up the soreness and swelling though admittedly the resulting circular marks are not the most attractive but they can be covered up with a scarf or choker easily
RS: / you know / the / جَيْب صُدْغيّ / RS: / i am fine / it cleared that / mostly / so / it was worth it / mostly / RS: / i have been consuming water / it's fine / you can't actually burn yourself / i am sure / RS: / / / i have not / but / oh / hm /
RS: / how does that work / ="? /
RS: / =:? /
ID: ...i do not know what that is. and i don't think daz would know either.
ID: and also. uh. daz we don't have aquatic beakbeasts just. on hand. that's a pretty impossible remedy i think.
DD: that is correct i am afraid i cannot read that word and i am still not quite up and about yet so my glasses cannot translate for me DD: and well i didnt want to make assumptions about rs and his location i am sure they are highly prevalent in any seaside locales any pharmaceutical establishment worth their salt must have some
RS: / well / i don't recall it / either form / the interior tubing system / ? /
RS: / well / whatever / you get the gist / RS: / i could find one / thank you / ! / =:) / but / please explain further /
RS: / they live in water / and there are crabs here / so i expect there should be aquatic beakbeasts / ? /
ID: is it like. a special variety of beakbeast. or any of them?
DD: oh um i know the ones i usually might use but i am not sure if maybe the same ones that you should on account of differences in constitution???
DD: try finding a colorful one but like not too colorful and especially not blue i think maybe the blue ones would hurt more than they help
DD: and i think many places have both crabs and aquatic beakbeasts or just one or just the other but chances are that you can probably find one they are not especially uncommon
DD: im sorry im afraid i am not entirely certain about how fragile lowbloods are
ID: ...i for some reason don't think this is such a good idea. what works for seadweller throats might not work for a maroon.
RS: / my apologies / i was temporarily indisposed /
RS: / and / ah / RS: / constitution differences are a touch over played / but / ah / not to cast doubts on your judgment / but /
RS: / aren't the coloured ones deadly /
RS: / ? / it seems unsafe for you to place them on your air passing channel / =:C /
RS: / perhaps if you place it on your wrist / instead / ? /
DD: well i mean they are not all deadly but i mean thats why i said maybe dont get the very colorful ones the degree of colorfulness generally correlates pretty wel lto how poisonous they are but it is the poison that in small quantities helps reduce the illness i think as well as of course the physical stimulation to reduce swelling
DD: and i mean i think probably if you put it on your wrist it wouldnt really do anything unless i guess your wrist is sick
ID: ...maybe you should just try some hot bone broth instead pheres.
RS: / ah / yes / my apologies / dd / but I believe I am a little too / mm / frail of constitution right now / to go out and fetch an octopi / and i don't expect anyone would retrieve one for me / haha / ! /
RS: / but / thank you ever so much / for your explanations / and your attempt to help / it is deeply appreciated / =:) /
DD: oh um youre really super welcome i am just sad that it did not end up being especially helpful and im really sorry that youre feeling that unwell do you think you will be alright i mean maybe i can order a drone or something for delivery if you want
DD: in that i am pretty sure i cant retrieve an aquatic beakbeast for you but maybe a drone can bring some cough syrup or trollbuprofen or something
ID: whoa there, getting fancy with the whole actual medicine stuff now.
RS: / haha / nooo / but thank you / i have been advised against taking drugs from strangers on the internet /
RS: / but /
RS: / the sentiment is endearing /
RS: / besides / i have work to do / i cannot do work if i am asleep / which is what those will do '
RS: /
ID: what sort of work? it can't be. put off for a night so you can recover? =:/
DD: oh dear when you put it that way it sounds a lot more alarming
RS: / but never mind that / that is enough about me / how are you both tonight / ? /
RS: /// the statement on the very top was a joke / by the way / i am aware i forgot an emoticon / but / please trust that i am laughing / in a friendly way /
DD: but also in this case i think i am probably in agreement with hads in that he said earlier that you should probably rest it might not fix you but it will speed up the recovery process and also probably you will feel less awful DD: and yes dont worry haha i understand or i mean i do now at least i was not entirely certain earlier but at least fifty percent certain
DD: i am also not doing especially well mostly due to also physical reasons but i am optimistic about things improving if i just power through this for a little bit and also i am going to get orange juice later like prisma suggested to cheer myself up
ID: also get one of those vibrating bracelet alarms while you're out.
ID: also this is your alarm telling you to eat if you haven't already.
ID: ...i'm doing. stuck in a truck with sips. playing with the radio.
DD: oh right you mentioned that i DD: admittedly am not entirely sure where to find one and i might order it online instead and hope that it arrives in a timely manner DD: also why are you stuck in a truck
ID: well it'll come back to you if it was important.
ID: by the way. what sort of clothing am i gonna be wearing once you get to dress me for this fight. got any examples laying around? =:P
SA: mmm.
SA: Let me try to find something.
ID: will do.
SA has sent ???.png
ID: alright, i'm impressed. though i could do without the guns. =:P
ID: is there a material that lets heat escape easily we can make it out of.
ID: gotta remember i vent heat like it's my sole purpose in life.
SA: perhaps. I will ask my tailor.
SA: oh.
SA: You are going to have to Deal with them.
SA: they are.
SA: Like Ashley only lowblooded and not a casteist prick.
SA: they enjoy insulting everyone.
ID: eh, i've probably dealt with worse!
SA: probably.
SA: I would hope so.
SA: they are one of the few lower blooded tailors in west haven.
SA: as a result they have developed various means of seeming unnecessarily intimidating.
ID: probably easier dealing with their insults than another tailor's snobbery.
SA: yes.
SA: And I am one of their regulars, so.
ID: ask then to go easy on me. =:P
SA: not to mention it is very hard to find a tailor that knows how to make a knife-proof and small arms proof skin suit.
ID: that sounds handy.
ID: and expensive.
SA: they are.
SA: which is why you need one.
ID: as long as it doesn't boil me alive in it.
SA: maybe we can proof a crop top for you.
SA: wouldn't that be a dream.
SA: I am sure they can think of something that will be able to work. They have much more at their disposal than what they use for me.
ID: i'll leave it up to them. worse comes to worse we chop the arms off. put in some holes in places that probably won't cull me if i get stabbed there.
SA: mmm.
SA: they may just thin the fabric around your neck and such.
SA: this tart is amazing.
ID: they'll figure something out. and i get to look dangerous and sexy...
ID: ...though knifeproof...
ID: think they can include a turtleneck in to it? like one of those skin-tight ones?
SA: a turtleneck?
ID: extra neck protection. never know when you'll need it.
SA: I suppose. I would have thought that would be the best place to leave it thin to allow heat to escape, considering the whole scarf logic.
SA: but if you'd prefer it that way I could ask them about it.
SA: It would have to be thinner around the collarbone I think to allow for mobility.
ID: i'm just interested in not getting my throat slashed open. that seems like a bad time.
SA: My own outfit is only a wound sweater underneath the jacket, but the entire thing has to be split down the back to allow for my inhibitor to breathe.
SA: i don't blame you, that would be unfortunate.
ID: it sure would. =:)
SA: I think the hardest part will be.
SA: Making it an outfit you can wear without it looking strange.
SA: that's why I prefer them. Anyone can wear a full combat suit, but very few people can make one that looks like clothing so it doesn't alarm anyone.
SA: of course it isn't as protective as a full combat suit but you get what i mean...
ID: yeah that makes sense. no need to go around all the time visably ready for a battle. that's just asking for trouble.
SA: And yet high bloods.
ID: highbloods get to break all the rules.
SA: i don't understand the ones taht wear plate armor.
SA: bullets exist.
SA: i'm sorry you cannot let go of several centuries of fashion.
SA: But it's time.
ID: pffff.
ID: seems like a heavy waste of time to me.
SA: they really do love it.
SA: I don't understand.
SA: Also troll horns as accessories.
SA: I get it, you must demonstrate you are a badass for everyone to see becaue of your fragile ego.
SA: but it is also tacky
ID: definitely tacky. and very try-hard.
SA: we should fight together sometime.
SA: as in, a tag team.
SA: not eachother.
ID: i was about to say. but hey! i'm down.
SA: 😄
SA: i suppose it would be easier to do that in a ring.
ID: i mean unless you want to go to a bar and pick a fight.
SA: Well we could but I don't know how to start a fight.
SA: and knowing you you would get the entire bar to fight us
ID: =:P i mean i thought you wanted a challenge.
SA: Well yes but not a challenge of twenty or more people.
SA: That's just.
SA: foolhardy.
SA: hadean
ID: i was joking pris.
SA: no, i have a question
ID: i might have an answer!
SA: oh, well then.
SA: where did you grow up?
ID: middle of a desert a far far ways away. why?
ID: also, yes- as a troll who has to worry about overheating, i grew up in the fucking desert. go me.
SA: oh, you're from the desert too.
SA: --
SA: I don't think the genetic lottery appreciated you very much in that regard.
SA: I was just wondering. I like to ask.
SA: why did you start moving?
ID: i mean. why not?
ID: for starters, the desert sucked. so i didn't want to stay there.
ID: and then... you run out of people to fight staying in one spot. =:P
SA: was it just... the desert...?
SA: no settlements or cities?
SA: --
SA: Of course fighting would enter the picture 😂
ID: nah. i had one neighbor. we were just so away from fucking everything. was hardly even any zombies out there.
ID: of courseeee.
SA: one neighbor? Are they still there?
SA: I have never seen the daywalkers.
SA: they're really out there?
ID: ...no... they, uh. they're probably dead now.
ID: oh yeah. definitely a thing. stay away from them.
SA: oh. that's unfortunate.
SA: hmm.
SA: are they like in the shows?
ID: ...gonna have to be more specific. but later! i need to sleep and heal and all that good stuff for now.
SA: i have never seen a small troll so happy in my life.
SA: I bought them ice cream.
TT: what flavor TT: if you say smTh like vanilla you are going To a(\/)Tually die
SA: why do you hate vanilla so much?
SA: I bought them what they liked best.
SA: it was butter pecan.
ID: guess what chat, i'm bored and bitchy so someone should give me a reason not to be.
ID: or a reason to be more bitchy. that works too.
DD: i think i would prefer to give you a reason to be less bitchy
DD: and in light of that it might be worth asking what you are feeling bitchy about!
DD: you can think of it as talking about your problems but also lets be real gossip is fun and bitching about yout bitchy feelings is cathartic
ID: pff well at least you're honest about why you're concerned. =:P i'm just bitchy because of some stuff that happened that i'm not about to share on the chat. for fear of the wrong eyes seeing.
ID: so sorry, no gossip!
DD: well thats unfortunate clearly i have no reason to keep talking to you DD: im joking of course i am sorry that bad things happened the fun part of gossip is getting together with friends to trash talk the people you dislike not the nature of the suffering itself DD: in the end it is my overall preference that my friends do not feel shitty DD: and as we have totally established we are at least on the first tier of friendship >:D
ID: you a trash talking pro then there daz? =:P i'll have to remember not to upset you. so you can't drag my good name through the mud.
ID: the first step of a long climb, you gotta be dedicated to this friendship.
DD: well okay to be honest i am not usually the one doing the trash talking unless it is in respect to my mechanical equipment some of which has developed an attitude as a result of the artificial intelligence frames i have installed to assist me with my work but that is more affectionate trashtalking like one might perform when calling their pet cuttlefish fat DD: mostly it is my friend trash talking but when i have issues i have to acknowledge usually it is me messing up like it was earlier with prisma and in those cases i just kind of go be by myself a bit because trash talking is fun but me crying to someone is significantly less so
DD: and of course i am dedicated or well as dedicated as i have reason to be which is to say you are fun to talk to and i can see myself doing so for the forseeable future but i am afraid i am not yet ready to lay down my life for you no matter how much colorful claw varnish you introduce me to
ID: man can you type. or is this a talk to text program. either way you're fast. and wordy.
ID: not saying its bad.
ID: before you get offended.
DD: i type very quickly but i am told i talk very quickly as well it is sometimes a problem but unfortunately i have a hard time telling when it is appropriate to stop because really i want to say all of the things that are relevant and i think theyre all important DD: also i am not offended dont worry you are only saying the truth
ID: and you should trash talk more, it's great.
DD: i dont really have anybody to trash talk though!
DD: except maybe the people on team jaycob
DD: they have awful taste that is quite worthy of trashing
ID: so far i don't think we've seen any of them around.
DD: the problem remains! 😦
DD: to clarify that is a sarcastic smiley i am not actually that torn up over the issue of not having a fight to pick with people and i am afraid i have been coming of as sufficiently ditzy lately that that may be unclear
ID: hahah, well. if it makes you feel better chat rooms are hard to guage that sort of shit.
ID: though some people put /s at the end of sarcastic remarks to indicate sarcasm.
DD: i feel like thats a little bit too on the nose sometimes
ID: also the colorful claw varnish is the best and you're really missing out by not going out and purchasing some that changes color.
DD: but its still probably better than a long paragraph explaining my intentions so i will keep it in mind!
ID: it's hella fun to run under different temperatured water.
ID: just use it when you reallllyyyy don't want someone to get offended.
DD: and oh dear well that is what we are going shopping for later isnt it! DD: there is not very much of anything at all to buy here in such a small town though admittedly the local burgers are delicious and its always more fun to buy that sort of thing in person with friends than just ordering it online for drone delivery
ID: because when they're already het up a long explanation can make it worse.
DD: why would people be offended?
ID: also yeah you probably went to the same burger place as i did with gliese and they had some fantastic burgers.
ID: because it can come off as...
ID: what's the word.
ID: that means you're talking down to a troll because you think they're dumb.
DD: condescending!
ID: that.
DD: and oh dear that makes sense DD: i think that was the issue with my apology explanation earlier as well DD: i was worried that i might be misrepresenting myself and i did not want prisma to think i was acting out of malice but really it came off like i thought he was dumb
DD: that sucks 😦
ID: yeah, it's a slippery slope of being understood and coming off as a prick.
ID: slipperier for you since you're a fish.
DD: !!
DD: what do you mean
ID: ....look, you know how stereotypes work right.
ID: the biggest stereotype for a fish for us lowbloods is that every troll with fins is a jerk.
DD: i have had little experience with socializing with large numbers of people DD: i have had much experience with watching tv
DD: and oh dear
DD: ... i guess i knew that i just didnt really think about it or how it might apply to me
ID: yeahhh. see you're in a position where you can just. not apply things to yourself and be safe doing it.
ID: where us lowerbloods have to be more wary and careful.
ID: better to assume a highblood is gonna mess you up. rather than trust one and get fucked up. y'know?
DD: ... yeah
DD: that makes sense DD: D:
DD: ... do i maybe come off like a person that would mess somebody else up though like generally stereotypes aside
ID: well i mean.
ID: if you were really devoted.
ID: some fish like to play the long con.
DD: the long con??
DD: i mean i understand what you mean i just dont understand why that would be something that you might be concerned about somebody else doing
ID: ...because i like living.
ID: and am also maybe a little paranoid.
DD: hm! DD: i am just asking because i mean yes i understand that i am a seadweller and this means i am sturdier than most lowbloods but also there are other seadwellers fully capable of hurting me too both physically emotionally socially and financially and in fact i have recently narrowly escaped an assassination attempt but i suppose i still do not see that much reason to be consistently concerned about somebody playing a long con on me DD: thought maybe that is why somebody tried to cull me so you may have a point in that respect
ID: hahah why did they try to assassinate you...? =:/
ID: is that what happened to your horns.
DD: yes!
DD: and i suppose it is because i am one of the two chief executives of a very rapidly successful starship tech company and there are some issues with you know brand competition
DD: and resentment because the field thus far has been dominated primarily by long-standing memebers of it an i am fairly young as well as the issue that well
iD: oh. yeah. cut-throat business, they don't like the new fish muscling in on things. i get it. i mean it's shitty but i understand.
DD: one of the other recent entrants into the field of helmstechnology development is qpin and they are uniquely known for their ruthless competitiveness though of course i cant strictly say that they were behind it
DD: though my co-ceo says it was likely them because the queenpin is the head and she has a lot of trouble in terms of competitiveness on account of being a jadeblood
DD: but all of that is politics and i am afraid that i am not particularly great at it and i have no idea who it was
ID: ...also jeesh i guess i should have. expected you to be working on helm shit since you're at the helm station. i'm kinda glad you're not allowed to talk about what you're developing now.
ID: but congrats on not dying.
ID: or becoming too maimed to continue working.
ID: sorry about the horns though.
DD: thank you!!
DD: i appreciate your celebration of my narrow avoidance of death : P
DD: also what is wrong with as you phrased it helm shit?
DD: i will refrain from talking about it if it makes you uncomfortable but i am afraid i dont understand
ID: you're the only person who is apparently willing to chat tonight so i'm glad you survived long enough to chat. =:P
ID: i don't like helm shit. it's like.
ID: the text version of claws on a chalkboard for me.
DD: truly high accolades
SA: nobody asked if they wanted me in the chat :/
DD: and oh my goodness well i will keep that in mind
DD: umm
ID: pris! sorry, i assumed you were napping.
SA: i'm teasing.
DD: i think maybe the assumption was that you were not present on account of earlier hads said-
DD: oh
DD: oops
ID: =:P
ID: 💚
DD: 💜 >:D
DD: do you maybe have anything that you would like to trash talk about because we have recently arrived at the conclusion that it is a worthwhile endeavor but i have nobody to trash talk and hads is being very secretive about the source of his miffedness
ID: yeah pris, give us some trash talk. =:P
SA: oh.
SA: um.
SA: ...
SA: this is. rather hard.
DD: unless of course you would like to join hads in the club of secretiveness which i assume is alternatively titled the club of the subjects of the trash talking being potentially present in the chatroom at a later date?
SA: no, I have no secret salt. I have made most of it known.
ID: yeah pris is a pretty honest guy.
DD: oh in that case what is difficult?
SA: I do not tend to hold on to animosity for extreme periods of time.
SA: It takes energy I do not have.
SA: I would rather reserve it for stopping hadean from getting into a bonus fight after Ashley.
SA: let me think.
ID: =:PPPP
DD: oh dear DD: see that statement there sounds a little bit like salt though maybe perhaps not the sort that is meant to be a source of amusement
ID: i need a post-victory fight tho pris!
SA: i think that it's very stupid that high bloods become very offended when I enter their space.
SA: they can't stand the idea i have as much money as them.
SA: that is sufficiently salty.
DD: also i think i understand that i tend to not hold onto angry feelings for very long but i in general am a lot more inclined to be sad rather than mad
ID: i'll take it! that's some salt. fuck them for getting snooty.
DD: and i appreciate the pun there though i am not sure what you mean DD: i dont find you offensive to be around at all
ID: the stereotypical fish daz.
DD: oh this is about stereotypes again
SA: it must be hard to live life with such a fragile ego that because someone is well-tailored and capable of pulling several thousand out of their wallet in cash, you must threaten them as much as possible to feel powerful again.
ID: do i gotta punch someone for you pris?
SA: you do not need a post victory fight you need a post-victory ice cream and bandaids.
ID: =:PPPP
SA: also dazzle I am regularly somewhat salty at Hadean. it is the spice of our friendship.
DD: yes seconding hads though more in spirit of concern rather than desire to actually punch anybody what i mean is that it sounds like you recently had a bad experience
DD: is that why hads is the saltlick
SA: yes but taht's also because he's salty anyways.
SA: ❤
ID: is salt a spice now.
ID: 💚
DD: <3< ??
ID: what.
SA: i did not recently have one, no. It just happens when I leave the loft. I live in West Haven, which is majority high-bloods.
ID: no. definitely no.
DD: platonic spade i suppose but i cannot find it in blue
DD: or purple or green
SA: oh no. It's not like that at all.
SA: I thought salt was a spice... is something only a spice if it grows?
ID: idk.
ID: daz is salt a spice.
DD: i am going to say yes though mostly out of convenience for the sake of making puns and less because i actually know
SA: oh.
SA: well that's as good of an answer as any.
DD: although on the topic of growing i can at least say acid is often used to spice food underwater so
DD: there is at least that
SA: that sounds like. hell.
SA: but i suppose i won't judge i eat scorpions.
ID: ...how does. acid food taste...?
ID: does acid impart a flavor?
SA: is it citrus-y, dazzle
DD: that depends on the acid you use i suppose sometimes it is bitter and other times it is more sour and unfortunately i cannot tell you if it is citrusy on account of i have never had a citrus fruit though it does not taste much like orange candies if that helps
DD: also it is often used to cook food not just season it
ID: huh.
ID: weird.
SA: you should try an orange sometime. they are wonderful
DD: more weird than eating scorpions?? :{
DD: and apparently also squirrels
ID: i like berries the best out of fruit. but they're usually more expensive.
SA: I do not eat rodents.
ID: since they spoil quicker.
ID: i eat squirrels. =:P
SA: horrid.
ID: any port in a storm pris.
DD: i will have to try both oranges and berries in that case maybe even a smoothie consisting of both 😄
SA: do not do that.
SA: Orange is a very particular flavor.
DD: i am taking this landdweller food thing step by step
DD: oh
DD: interesting
SA: citrus pairs well with other citrus.
ID: try orange juice.
ID: that's easy to find.
SA: lemon and lime, for example. Or Mango and orange.
SA: yes.
SA: orange juice.
ID: mango is a citrus? =:????
SA: ,...I always thought it was.
SA: "While both citrus and tropical fruits are grown in warm climates, citrus fruits refer specifically to the genus of flowering fruits in the Rutaceae family, which include oranges, grapefruits and lemons as well as certain other species and hybrids such as the pomelo, key lime and citron. Mango is not a citrus"
SA: now I'm mad at Hadean for telling me mango is not a citrus.
DD: i think i will just buy a pile of fruit
DD: and see which ones i enjoy
SA: and ruining sweeps of disbelief.
ID: ...i mean. mangos are too sweet for a citrus.
ID: was my logic.
SA: are... are oranges not sweet to you.
ID: not as sweet as a mango!
ID: oranges have that citrus taste!
SA: make sure you learn how to prepare them, Dazzle.
DD: you mean you cant eat them raw??
ID: yeah but some of them you don't eat the outsides.
ID: like citrus fruits.
DD: maybe i can go to a fruit restaurant
SA: just putting a mango in your mouthi s not the most brilliant idea.
ID: but you can eat the outside of a mango can't you?
SA: no.
SA: you also can't eat the outside of a banana.
SA: or.
SA: You can but it will make you very sad.
SA: I learned this the hard way.
SA: It was unfortunate.
ID: 'Answer: Although the pit of a mango isn't considered edible, some people do eat the mango skin. The skin is bitter-tasting, but the peel contains several healthful chemical compounds, including powerful antioxidants mangiferin, norathyriol, and resveratrol.'
ID: i have no idea what any of those words mean.
SA: so the short version is it will make you sad.
SA: healthy.
SA :but sad.
DD: i need to be healthier i think but i do not want to be more sad
DD: but maybe the health will be making up for it because honestly most of my sadness as of late has come from my health
SA: are you of poor constitution?
ID: i'll be honest and admit i've never eaten a mango. so i was guessing on eating the skin.
DD: not usually!!!
DD: i am just
ID; adjusting to being on land?
DD: not used to living on the land and everything is very dry and my gills hurt a lot and everything tastes weird so i am also hungry all the time
DD: and also everything is very hot
SA: you would probably be happier in a bay area.
SA: why they let you move to a desert
SA: Is beyond me.
ID: because of the station pris.
SA: yes, but... why put it there.
ID: close to a lowblood settlement.
DD: because it is a remote location where i am unlikely to be found again by the person who previously attempted to assassinate me and also because there is a psionic training station that is located in the area on account of it being a lowblood locale with a high psionic concentration
SA: oh so abducting.
DD: and that is very useful for my research
ID: easy to lure them away from a shitty town to be experimented on.
DD: i mean i am
DD: unsure i would phrase it that way
DD: ... the luring not the town thing the town is pretty shitty
ID: good thing i did it for you.
DD: oh dear
ID: you're poor and life sucks and maybe your lusus is dead and you're scared.
ID: some highblood offering you candy if you come to his station sounds pretty good.
DD: actually i believe most of the recruiting is done through online means
SA: a more polite way of saying it would be that it is often easier to accept being an pet and know you are cared for than it is to be free and struggle.
ID: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ my point remains.
DD: and the payment tends to be in caegars and i know that is not what you mean i simply think you maybe are not representing it very accurately
ID: it's still sucky to do.
ID: most of those trolls have to choose between that and death.
DD: i mean it is also kind of sucky to work public service at a cafe but
ID: ...i mean a cafe doesn't screw things in to you.
SA: being a living experiment and test subject is very different from being subject to a screaming indigo about how their latte was not enough foam.
ID: you can leave a shitty cafe job.
SA: ...do they foam lattes...
SA: I dont know.
SA: I have the all the time, and I have never thought about it.
ID: and you're probably less likely to die in a cafe job.
ID: or fry your psi.
ID: and probably get culled for that.
DD: well i mean first of all the only test subjects are the two cerulean trolls i believe and also the people that volunteer to help me out but that part is not mandatory the main purpose of this station is to prepare trolls that have been conscripted for helmservice for an easier transition upon ascension and also accept anybody that would like to volunteer for the service without conscription not
DD: testing things really
ID: yeah well i bet if you asked a lot of wrigglers why they volunteered.
ID: you'd get a lot of 'i didn't have any other option' answers.
DD: hm
DD: i guess i do not know
SA: does it not
SA; unsettle you.
ID: you sure don't! but the first step is realizing you don't know.
SA: that our ships are using an archiac biotechnical method of power when we could built a technical system or a disocnnecting system for them.
SA: My pilot training used my inhibitor to join and disconnect me from a ship without hurting me in the slightest.
SA: and yet this isn't the norm.
ID: man you also hear those stories about them chopping a helms' fronds off.
ID: since they don't need them for anything.
DD: well as a starship technician i kind of have to argue your useage of the word archaic because the biotech we have developed is currently eons ahead of our purely mechanical methods of transportation which are heavily limited by both fuel systems and speed and also i am not sure that you are hearing accurate stories about limb removal that is definitely not a standard practice and would probably be actively detrimental to the process and helmsman adjustment and biowire integration DD: as would be constantly placing the pilot into painful situations upon connect and reconnect though maybe that may be the case withoutdated systems??? DD: the point of helmsman system design is to ensure a fluid and efficient connection
ID: ...huh.
ID: i mean tbh i never really paid attention to schoolfeeding about helms since. you gotta figure that stuff is just propaganda to make you think it's great.
DD: a decent amount of it probably is but that is the case with all fleet propaganda!! which is not necessarily a bad thing to be honest if you ask me personally because focusing on the negative aspects of a situation is never going to motivate anybody when you think about it regardless of what the job it
ID: i mean the ratio of cons to pros of some jobs are a lot easier to swallow than others. =:P
DD: that is very true DD: i would not want to be a garbage person i am not ashamed to admit this
ID: and i like walking.
DD: or a fighter like sipara i am fairly sturdy but i do not like being attacked
ID: if you could not tell by my adventurer lifestyle.
ID: and you can say that i can explore wayyyy more stuff in a ship but i'm pretty sure it is soooo not the same.
DD: haha yes that is true i suppose i do not consider it much considering i am both very fond of swimming over walking and also my experience on starships as a nonpsionic troll involves not very much walking anyways
DD: partially because i am stuck in my coon trying to adjust to orbit but also primarily because there is also not much room to walk
ID: ...i guess since i've already dived in to this ball of squick i might as well ask since you'd know best.
ID: does like. your kind of psi make you better or worse or not usable for a helm?
DD: yes very much so!
DD: there is a psionic ranking system of course in terms of the amount of raw power available but also the type of psionics make a difference for example cerulean psychics and indigos are not functional for ship powering at all and varieties among lowbloods that exhibit nonphysical properties such as clairvoyance are typically not high enough on the actual kinetic energy production to be able to power a ship with any efficiency as conversion to a useable power source is often very inefficient and also takes up energy in the process which rather defeats the point
DD: for example telekinetic type psionics tend to be the most effective for helming while more psychically oriented powers are not
SA: sometimes hybridization allows multifaceted psionics but it's also very rare in natural occurance.
SA: i can pilot a starfighter with my telekinesis as long as the ship and my inhibitor are programmed to allow the link through.
Sa: But an entire ship wuld be beyond me.
SA; and for the most part starfighters rely on a psion's ability to generate shields and manipulate other variables for a quicker reactions time, but not flight itself.
DD: there are also augments that assist with that!
ID: hahahah okay can this be enough helms talk now.
ID: i've exceeded my comfort zone.
DD: that is part of what the psionic training facility that i am part of helps with-
DD: oh dear my apologies
DD: i will stop!
SA: 😃
ID: i mean i asked so it's fine.
ID: just. new convo now plzkthx.
ID: ...i mean i should volunteer a new subject huh.
ID: pris did you have dinner?
ID: both of you for that matter.
ID: miss hungry because i don't eat.
SA: ...
SA: maybe.
ID: =>:I the ice cream you had earlier isn't dinner btw.
SA: i had a fruit salad.
DD: dinner??
DD: ...
DD: oh dear
DD: i am afraid i lost track of time
DD: i was going to say i did have dinner but that feels as though it was a long time ago and it occurs to me that that may have been dinner yesternight and it is possible that part of my discomfort with my health is because i am actually very hungry
ID: i'm gonna make you both set alarms to eat. =>:(
ID: a fruit salad and ice cream isn't enough for a night pris.
SA: mrmrm.
SA: I'll be back in a bit.
ID: if you get lonely while eating call sips' mobile and i'll steal it to vid chat. =:P
SA: well I may as well call it now then.
SA: i am.
SA: go find it.
ID: woofbesat, fetch. i see how it is. =:PPP
DD: i unfortunately tend to not notice my alarms it has been somewhat detrimental my friend used to ahve somebody come pull me away from my work and i thought it was sillybut now i am realizing it was probably very necessary
ID: get one of those bracelets that vibrate as an alarm.
ID: they might work better.
DD: but also that is my cue to go find food before i keel over and die so goodbye it was lovely talking to you and also that is a good idea i should find one of those
ID: ...damnit now the chat is empty again. =>:(
VC: Not quite.
VC: I'm taking a rrest on a courrierr trip, what's everryone else up to?
ID: uh i sent all the hungry skeletons off to eat because they all forget or think that a fruit salad is a meal.
ID: so they're doing that. and i'm just sitting here twiddling ym thumbs and watching pris eat on vid-chat on another mobile.
ID: ....is it rude to text someone while watching another troll in a vid chat.
SA: i'm talking.
SA: asshole.
SA: that. that wasn't serious
VC: Oh, I don't think I've met you before, SA.
SA: Hello.
SA: I am prisma.
ID: =:P i can multitask pris!
VC: I'm Cennef. And you and Hadean apparently know each other well, I take it?
ID: yeah we're buds.
ID: pris is cool, so be nice to him. =:P
SA: cennef. it's nice to meet you.
VC: He's yellow, what reason do I have to _not_ be civil?
VC: It's not like he's one of this room's silly highbloods.
VC: You seem well-mannerrred, so I agrree in turrn.
ID: he can speak kinda highblood-y sometimes but it was just how he was raised so don't pick on him. =:P
VC: Mannerrs and phrrassing of some things isn't an exclusive highblood trrait. I harrdly would.
VC: Pherrres talks like he's trrrying to sound cerrulean sometimes and that doesn't botherr me.
ID: i mean glad you understand that. some lowbloods get so offended when you use a 'highblood' term!
ID: like saying tub is gonna turn you blue.
VC: Ha. I may not carre forr highbloods, but - oh _rreally_
VC: Using theirr language isn't exactly a sin.
VC: That's rridiculous.
ID: you've never met a lowblood who got all snooty with you over it?
ID: the 'uhm, did you mean ABLUTION TRAP?' types?
VC: I suppose I have now that I think of it, but they arren't exactly trrolls I spent a lot of time arround.
VC: My ex quads werren't like that at all, norr arre any of my currrent frriends.
ID: wise move. there's having a grudge against highbloods and then there's overcull.
VC: I rreally only have a grrrudge against _one_ highblood, but I do lack fondness forr them in generral.
SA: i overcull teal bloods.
VC: Though perrhaps it might be prrrudent to stop talking about it in case any of them do come in.
SA: they have always patronized me.
SA: 😉
VC: Pfft, what
VC: I know you'rre joking, but I don't rreally get it
ID: hahah, it's a chat thing. we joke that teals are the worst because they're in the middle so they lash out more.
VC: Ohhhh
VC: To be honest, I have only met one tealblood outside of deliverries, which don't rreally count.
VC: He was...verrry odd.
ID: that's a tealblood for you.
VC: Well, he wasn't a lawtroll orr anything. He was some sorrt of perrforrmer.
ID: ...huh. was it the dumpster troll.
ID: ...do you know what i'm talking about. probably not.
VC: ...he cerrtainly _belonged_ in a dumpsterr but otherrwise no, I do not.
VC: Mine talked like some sorrt of flowerrry idiot and called himself barrd.
VC: Is that what this dumpsterr trroll did.
ID: yes!
VC: Oh my god.
SA: why is there a known dumpster dweller.
ID: he got ceruleans mad about historical bulge piercings.
SA; what dessert should I get?
VC: _Oh my god._
ID: and they threw him in a dumpster.
ID: ...the fluffy one.
VC: For once. I am on the bluebloods' side.
VC: _What is wrong with him._
VC: Correction.
VC: How many things arrre wrrong with him.
ID: and then he started dueling them in the dumpster.
VC: Though I'd probably be -
VC: _Highbloods._
ID: until someone came and rescued his hide.
ID: it was hilarious.
VC: That's completely rrridiculous.
ID: it was. but that made it hilarious.
ID: so what are you delivering...?
VC: Sorry, I was getting back on the road. I have my phone on talk-to-text now. It's some sorrrt of book collection for this olive.
ID: you're fine. how are you traveling? and that sounds. boring.
VC: Haha, I have no clue. They could be about stunning adventurrres, for all I know. I don't usually get told the details of what I deliverrr, unless they'rre imporrtant forr trransit.
VC: I rrride my lusus.
VC: She's not exactly a hoofbeast orr anything, but she can go at a decent pace with a trroll as small as I am.
ID: heyy a troll after my own pumper. though my lusus is a variety of hoofbeast.
VC: Ohh, what kind?
ID: antelope kind. but one of the big ones. he can carry me and my stuff no problem. and we have similar rocking racks.
VC: Pfft. Do you now.
VC: I have decently sized horns myself.
ID: about time. like this chat is mostly nubhorn central.
VC: I can prrrove I am not nubhorned.
VC: Ignorre the goofy exprression, this is just what I had on frrond. Also unforrrtunately I should pay attention to the terrrain now, it's getting rrough.
ID: huh. sorry i've not got an image right on hand to share. and i'm not in the prettiest shape for selfies, so you'll just have to take me at my word. =:P
VC: Haha
VC: Well I fully expect one laterrr
VC: But underrstandable - ow
VC: I rreally _should_ stop talking, dammit
ID: your lusus bad at navigating?
SA: the fluffy one
SA: that didn't tell me anything...
ID: point the camera at the menu for me.
SA: there...
ID: uhhh. the lemon tart thingy. since you said you like citrus.
VD: 😮 see, when my viewers told me there was a new chat o=
VD: 😮 i was hoping it was a live one! o= VD: 😮 or at least there'd be a little spark of life! but this is just so awfully dead o=
VD: 😮 dead BORING o=
VD: 😮 ... o= VD: 😮 i claim this chat in the name of CHANNEL 87! 😮 => u <=
VD: 😮 oh, what the FUCK o= VD: 😮 it's ruining my quirk! o=
SA: you can't claim it.
ID: ahahah wooowww.
VD: 😮 well, gosh, i guess not if it's got people in it! o:
VD: o: pretend you didn't see that! we're having some TECHNICAL QUIRK DIFFICULTIES right now 😮
VD: o= ugh!!! 😮
II: Haha, oh my
II: Well, I'm not quite _here_ since I'm technically at a lecture, but this speaker is dreadfully boring
II: You would think someone who specialized in colonization and diplomacy law would be a fascinating sort of person!
DD: omgggggggggggggg i would be okay with vd claiming this chatroom!!! DD: it would make it about fifty times cooler than before!!! i mean not that its not cool now just that shes definitely cooler and it would be an improvement
II: But they're hideously dull.
ID: nah ii, that sounds hella boring.
DD: i am seconding id!
SA: just quit using the colon with the o.
II: I was hoping they would have interesting stories about aliens, or exploration!
SA: you will look far less suprised.
II: All they have done is drone about minor policy details, which are relevant I suppose but nothing I could not simply read about myself.
DD: well if they are boring details i suspect they figured you wouldnt be especially inclined to read about them yourself so they should say them to you instead so you cant escape!
DD: unless you escape by ignoring them and chatting online instead i suppose but there is no helping some circumstances
II: I always read my briefings.
II: No matter how dull.
II: But going to a lecture is different, I expect some sort of personal flair.
DD: im sure you do but does everyone
DD: its a lecture isnt it i dont suppose youre the only one in there
VD: gosh, sa, that's about what i'm ready to do. VD: it's a shame! that quirk is my THING. VD: but oh well! VD: gotta adapt to the medium!
ID: some trolls just love the sound of their own voice. doesn't mean they're interesting.
SA: 😮
DD: nooooooooo vd 😢
II: Haha, hardly. I am mostly surrounded by teals and a few bluebloods.
SA: i suppose there is no beating it.
DD: rip the quirk
II: But none of them look particularly thrilled either, except those who I suspect are trying to curry favor.
II: And they look rather glassy.
ID: big fish little pond huh ii?
VD: ii, this may be a pretty wild suggestion, so hold onto your pants, but. VD: have you thought about escaping out the window?
SA: some trolls simply sound monotonous but they say very important things.
SA: like me
SA: full stop.
ID: hahaha yeah ii, just dive out the fucking window.
II: Sadly there are no windows in this conference room.
II: Otherwise it would have occurred to me.
VD: and don't cry, dd! the quirk SURVIVES. online, that is! on my stream. VD: winky face!
SA: that is. not at all subtle.
DD: well then take a vent DD: or a ceiling panel!
SA: are you streaming this chat?
ID: fake your death ii. it's the only way.
VD: aww. crawl out under the tables to freedom!
II: I...strongly doubt I would fit through one of those.
II: Or manage to go under the tables, haha.
II: ...though faking my death _is_ sounding appealing.
II: Or at least faking being unconscious.
ID: faking your death is fool-proof.
DD: and ahaha omg DD: im sorry! DD: i was trying not to make it weird but yes oh dear i love your stream very much and i would just like to say that im very pleased that STARship helps make it possible!!
VD: what? no! chats are boring! VD: technically, i might be streaming just a LITTLE. VD: but don't worry, this is not exactly the sort of hard-hitting content that gets my viewers going!
SA: I.
VD: unless ii fakes their death!
ID: you either succeed or they find out you're faking and cull you for realsies.
SA: well, I'm done here for an hour or so.
II: Well if I do, I shall be sure to film it for you.
II: I am nothing if not considerate.
VD: awww. you're a real doll!
II: Haha
DD: ... also maybe if youre ever interested in upgrading well be releasing a new system for synthetic neural synapse that helps streamline wetware-hardware connection and im sure you dont ever have lag but if you do i mean
II: Oh, are you a tech expert, DD?
II: How charming!
DD: i!!! DD: kind of!!
DD: you could say that!
DD: STARship is my company!!
DD: co-company??
VD: ... as is dd! VD: STARSHIP is the big hit that makes it all possible, it is true. VD: why, without them, where would we be? filming with cameras, like a bunch of cocoon-wetting pupas? =:B VD: nah!
VD: oh!
ID: oh god is this just a chat of highblood nerds now.
II: Yes, we have invaded
II: Terribly sorry
DD: well its not when youre here!
DD: 😄
VD: yes, exactly! VD: you are saving us all, id, you valiant hero, you.
DD: wait that sounded like i dont want you here and that is the opposite of what i intended
DD: yes what vd said
ID: uh-huh. totes got my feels injured by that declaration dd, but i guess you patched them.
II: Hahaha
DD: though really its not as though ive gone on at particular length about my work at anybody as of yet i mean i would like to think i am more considerate than that to both those unfamiliar with my jargon and also to my patent legislacerators
II: You don't deal with lowbloods much, do you, DD?
II: Many of the ones I know are not exactly fragile
ID: no ii, i'm suuuppperrrr fragile.
II: Hah!
ID: got a broke ass arm to prove it. =:'(
II: And I'm the governor of Provenance.
DD: i mean not really aside from the lovely members of station 11 that are helping me test my latest prototypes but also i didnt say that because he is a lowblood i said it because i was afraid i hurt his feelings
DD: though there are many physiological and psychic differences between highbloods and lowbloods it is a common misconception that they extend to the psychological! DD: for the most part anyways i mean there are some differences but
VD: i would love to take you up on your sweet offer, dd - mx dd - but i am just not sure i need it! VD: my visual hookup is state of the line. top of the rack! VD: and besides, i think i would miss all of my modifications. =:B can't get THOSE storebought!
DD: what i am saying is that i think that would have been a jerk thing to say to anybody!
DD: if i had meant it the wrong way i mean
ID: what i'm getting from this is that dd is a jerk.
DD: and oh of course i mean i know it is state of the line i am afraid i just got overexcited and-
DD: no i am not!!
II: Ah, I think I would call them...inexperienced?
DD: at least i am not trying to be 😦
II: In some social aspects.
ID: accidentally a jerk.
II: I don't think you are, DD.
DD: what did i do that was jerkish?
VD: hahaha. oh, gosh.
II: It's just plain you haven't dealt with lower castes much.
VD: y'all talk really fast, don't you?
ID: yeah we're hella touchy about you highbloods bringing up our differences. =:'(
DD: i have been told i talk very quickly and at great length my apologies if it is excessive
II: Hahaha
ID: and also apparently being used as guinea pigs for you.
II: Well, that is standard protocol I'm afraid.
VD: no, no, it is positively charming! VD: i just have got to stretch out all of my conversational muscles to keep up!
DD: and really?? DD: that has not been entirely my experience but also workplace sensitivity said that its good not to say all lowbloods are touchy or not touchy about everything in general because that is a bit of a stereotype regardless of which way you go!
DD: and oh dear now i am flustered
DD: thank you though!!!!
DD: that is very flattering
DD: and what do you mean guinea pigs?
DD: i do not eat lowbloods
VD: i.
ID: ....man.
II: ...do you eat guinea pigs, then?
ID: i mean, good on not fucking eating us.
ID: guinea pigs as in making us test your shit.
DD: i mean i have recently had pork yes!!
II: That...oh dear
II: That's not a guinea pig
DD: oh
DD: um!
II: That's just a regular oinkbeast.
ID: ahahah woowwww.
II: Guinea pigs are small and adorable and not really good for meat.
VD: oh, ii, don't drag the poor thing! VD: who hasn't looked at a little rodent and gone: well, shoot! that'd be delicious on a platter!
II: ...myself?
II: I say that mostly because they aren't really big enough to be a proper meal.
DD: i have to admit i am not certain what is common fare for eating when it comes to the landdwelling castes
ID: i mean where you find one guinea pig you'll find more.
DD: i have spent most of my time here thus far lamenting the profound lack of fish!!
ID: they travel together.
DD: i tried to get some sushi but i think the crab was fake
II: Gracious, DD, you almost make me want to take you for dinner somewhere, though surely that'd interfere with your work.
VD: oh, i don't know about that! VD: i got in a hive once that had a guinea pig just about the size of a house! VD: mean little critter, too. it nearly took a chunk out of my poor leg.
ID: 'got in a hive' sounds ominous af.
VD: i think everyone'd be better off if dd had gone and eaten that one. 😮 u o=
VD: oh, fiddlesticks.
DD: no thats fine i can work at any time but its not any time that i have the opportunity to make a new friend! DD: as long as you dont feed my guinea pig i suppose x))
II: Haha, I would never. Have you heard of Civitrecce, DD?
DD: oh no whats wrong???
DD: and no ii i am afraid i have not but i am also afraid i have not heard of most places that are not located underwater or in orbit!
VD: haha, it is only ominous if you want it ominous, id. VD: which is to say, i'd explain, but i'd hate to break the sense of suspense you're building here!
DD: except troll chicago but that was in a musical
DD: i am very in suspense!!
ID: i mean i'm just imagining you break in to hives for funsies.
II: Fair enough! It's my home city, though I am rarely there. It boasts many fine restaurants, including those tailored to the elite, so they have fine seafood.
VD: getting warmer, id! =0 u 0=
II: It also has a spaceport and land travel hub, so it has plenty of trains heading there.
VD: yessss, success!
DD: omg!! DD: in that case i would absolutely love to visit DD: you dont suppose they have any shops that sell nice moisturizer do they because i am coming to realize that this hotel does not come equipped with a salt bath and my gills are drying out and its becoming quite painful and DD: oh dear but thats me just being a complainer now!
DD: what did you do vd??
II: Oh, of course they do.
ID: hahah woow what did you expect being in the desert though dd?
II: ...I'm sorry, break into hives?
VD: 0= i got my quirk working again! =0 VD: 0= look at this, it is just like in the vids. =0
ID: text it vd breaks in to hives to murder for funsies.
DD: omggggggg i love it!
DD: and she doesnt MURDER anyone!!
DD: and i dont know ive never been to a desert!
VD: 0= what nooooo. 0= VD: 0= anyone can murder people! that's not impressive at all! =0
DD: expected it to be like the tropics!!
VD: 0= no one's going to watch that! =0
ID: so what do you do then.
DD: only the coolest stunts ever!!
II: Do you cause property damage and enter without the owners' consent.
VD: 0= hahaha, what is this, an ama? =0 VD: 0= because man, i love those. =0
ID: the fuck is an ama.
VD: 0= property damage is for wrigglers, ii! =0 VD: 0= the KEY to making it fun for the whole clade is breaking in without breaking anything, taking some stuff, and leaving before anyone can even grab their trident! =0
VD: 0= an ask me anything! 0=
VD: 0= where people.. well, gosh, ask you anything. =0
II: I see.
ID: ...so you stream breaking in and stealing from folks.
ID: highbloods.
II: _I_ do not condone this.
ID: 🙄
VD: 0= oh, don't worry, ii, i think you're pretty swell! 0=
DD: oh come on ii its not as though it really hurts anyone and besides if they didnt want their things stolen they should have installed better security systems!
SA: you sound like the sort of person that steals the remote control batteries and watches the hive dissolve into chaos.
VD: 0= and it's - yes, exactly! =0
DD: or worse ones i suppose since part of the fun is the challenge of a good security system
II: It is still illegal.
VD: 0= to both of those! =0
SA: "it's not like it really hurts anyone" "if they didn't want their things stolen they should have installed better security systems"
ID: highbloods pris.
SA: there is so many things. wrong. with that sentence.
VD: 0= i'm helping people improve themselves through a little TLC. 0= VD: 0= and by helping them put off doing their lethal bar paperwork! =0 VD: 0= it's a hard job, but gosh, someone's gotta do it. =0
II: The kind of logic used by all sorts of criminal rubbish.
SA: help me, Hadean.
VD: 0= it's not really a crime, if you think about it! =0 VD: 0= why, you could probably even say it's a public service! =0
II: Yes it is and I find it particularly appalling that someone of your blood would do such a thing.
II: Shame on you for disgracing your caste.
ID: yeah vd you're setting a bad example for us lowbloods.
ID: ii if you ever catch me stealing it's because vd made it look cool.
II: Ha
II: _Clearly_ .
VD: 0= am i a disgrace, ii? =0 VD: 0= because 1m viewers per session says that an awful lot of people think i'm a shining example! 0=
II: This troll isn't a suitable role model for a blind grub.
ID: also quick fact is it stealing if you're looting a corpse.
VD: 0= i am not quite sure of what, though, now that i think about it. =0 VD: 0= gosh, i should do a poll. =0
II: Your viewers are likely average bored citizens - no, not technically.
VD: 0= ewww. don't touch corpses! =0
ID: great!
SA: no it's just grave defilement.
VD: 0= that's how you get hornrot, id! =0
II: I mean, to be fair, I'd consider it wasteful to not. Unless they have quadrants who would like the body or belongings back.
II: Then it would be disrespectful, but not illegal.
ID: if they're recently dead it's fineeee.
VD: 0= oh, yes. =0 VD: 0= breaking into hives is wrong, but touching dead bodies is perfectly fine. 0=
SA: i'm sorry, did you go looting corpses today?
VD: 0= ii, i think your morals are a little questionable! =0
VD: 0= i think you're setting a bad example here! =0
II: Morality isn't the problem here. It's the law.
ID: not today. but some times a troll has to find some quick cash!
ID: yeah vd.
ID: i'm immoral but i'm legal.
II: Morals don't enter it. Luckily, I really do not care what you think, since you are a criminal.
II: Moreover, a _stupid_ criminal who talks about their crimes in an Imperial server.
VD: 0= well, isn't that just a knife straight to my heart? 😢 =0
SA: please it's not as if the police will come hunt them down for blasting it in a defunct server.
SA: they are a high blood.
SA: who... actually cares.
ID: ^^^^
II: I don't care for their blood. I care for their blatant immaturity and defilement of the legal system.
II: They ought to be disciplined.
SA: as long as they're looking from a caste below them the police will turn a blind eye.
VD: 0= haha, yeah, i would not put it exactly like that, but. =0 VD: 0= close enough! =0
II: _I_ am not below them.
ID: so a firm slap on the wrist.
ID: aka what any highblood ever gets.
ID: unless they fucked with a higherblood.
II: I am two castes higher, and this is wrong.
SA: then call the police and we'll wait.
VD: =0 oh, don't worry, ii! =0 VD: =0 i said i'd never steal from your hive, because we were being downright frondly. =0 VD: =0 but let's be honest here! =0 VD: =0 i wouldn't steal from your hive because you're an awful stick in the mud, and i don't think anyone'll be quite impressed by your collection of troll twilight books! 0=
SA: 😮
VD: =0 u =
II: It's hardly that simple, as I'm sure you know, but I will certainly be filing this - haha, what. Oh that's amusing, considering I have no interest in that series and in fact recently derided it.
ID: also is attempted but not fully carried out murder a crime? just asking random questions i've always wondered with someone who knows law at hand.
SA: Hadean i am aggressively elbowing you in spirit.
II: Mm, technically, but it also depends on a lot of other legal codes.
VD: =0 it's only ever a crime if you get caught, id! =0 VD: =0 or if you stream it live, every night, at 6:00PM IST! =0
ID: i'm not murdering anyone pris, i'm just curious.
SA: "asking for a friend"
II: It varies by area and specific caste restriction, though I'm in favor of investigating as many attempted murders as possible.
ID: no, asking because i have a lot of free time on my hands to ask these questions!
SA: i hate you :l
II: Ignoring the small crimes usually leads to getting complacent toward the bigger ones.
ID: =:P
SA: 💚
ID: so chop the hand off the thief to send the murderers a warning kind of thing?
II: Pfft, how barbaric. Hardly.
ID: so like, then. what's the worst crimes a troll could commit?
II: Difficult question depending by what standards you're asking.
II: Castewise, the murder of a tyrian, though even that's a thorny issue given that the Condesce generally appreciates _fewer_ challengers, though there are exceptions for non-heir or heiress fuchsias.
VD: =0 oh, i know this one. 0= VD: =0 early culling a heiress! 0=
II: Please ignore VD, who is not a legal expert, and an idiot.
ID: shots fired.
VD: =0 so don't spear any princesses, id. 0= VD: =0 that's an awful big glitch to make. 0=
ID: i have yet to run in to any princesses but i'll keep it in mind.
II: But if we're talking more generally, destruction or alteration of Imperial property is a big one. That causes us a lot of issues every sweep. On a wider scale, sabotage of the fleet itself.
SA: oh i have.
SA: but they were already dead when I got there.
VD: =0 well, i say give ii all the attention they're so desperately craving. 0= VD: =0 after all, it'd be mean to steal their limelight! 0= VD: =0 even if they are droning like the speaker they were just complaining about. 0=
VD: =0 wow! 0= VD: =0 really? 0=
ID: oh i get elbowed over asking about murder, but you can talk about a dead princess?
II: I suppose it's easy to interpret my giving of facts as attention craving from the person who clearly rotates their life around that very thing.
SA: well, I wasn't involved in it.
ID: i wasn't involved in murder either but iiii still got elbowed.
SA: (also I was not serious)
SA: why would i casually asy.
SA: I found a dead heiress.
VD: =0 what? booooo. 0= VD: =0 i was excited to hear about a heiress! 0=
II: Even if you were, it's hardly my business. Fuchsia disputes are above my station.
ID: uh because you do cool shit?
II: Unless the culling was done by a lower caste.
SA: oh do you really think so?
VD: =0 there's a girl who streams and CLAIMS she's tyrian. 0= VD: =0 but i am pretty sure it's just make-up! 0=
ID: i mean dangerous but cool shit.
SA: claiming ones relation to a tyrian heiress is. unwise.
SA: 😊
II: There are violets who play at being tyrian, heaven knows why. Such a thing is not only dangerous but incredibly silly.
ID: no one here is destroying property or sabotaging the fleet ii.
ID: so what about crimes that you actually see?
SA: Oh, well, there goes my weekend plans.
SA: thank you, Hadean.
II: Haha
ID: =:P np, np.
VD: 0= gosh, id, way to be a regular buzzkill. 0= n =0
ID: that's me. head buzzkill.
II: Sometimes I deal with ones involving Imperial property, but often it's far more ordinary work. But I'm afraid we're breaking for snacks, so I'm going for a bit.
ID: well bye.
ID: snacks can be entertaining at least.
SA: ... breaking for snacls...
ID: highbloods need their snack breaks pris.
SA: oh. yes.
SA: silly. me.
ID: otherwise they get cranky! =:P
SA: 🍱
ID: careful you'll summon back the sushi-fish.
SA: DD?
ID: yeah.
AA: sushi what now. >:?
SA: 🌮
SA: there.
ID: dd wants sushi. despite being in the desert.
AA: that's a taco.
AA: >:[
ID: fuck now i want a taco.
SA: I know it's a taco, I'm correcting my sushi mistake
AA: go get a taco!!
AA: and o, o, ic.
SA: he's going to say something like
ID: tacos cost money. =:P
SA; i can't afford a taco
SA: yes.
ID: i'm sorry i'm poor pris!
SA: i could wire you money.
ID: nah i'll just whine at sips.
ID: (ps my hair is so fucking soft.)
SA: 🙄
SA: send selfie.
ID has sent sofuckingsoftman.png!
DD: omg are we sending selfies? ^_^ DD: im sorry i had to go for a little bit there was a tad bit of an explosion and i had to put out a fire DD: or well tell the bot to put out a fire!!
ID: gotta remember your fire safety dd.
SA: beautiful.
ID: also sure it can be selfie night.
DD: and oh dear your hair looks very lovely!
SA: how hard is it to ... not cause explosions.
DD: thought the horns are interesting ive never seen a floating one before is it mechanical?
ID: hahah no that's my horn.
DD: and surprisingly difficult in some circumstances! DD: i mean part of the testing process was to see if it would explode so
ID: allll keratin.
DD: test success!! DD: it just exploded more than i thought it would!
DD: and oh dear then how is it floating?
DD: and omg wait wait i want to send a selfie too then
DD: um! DD: oh no my hair is a mess um
ID: magic. and psi.
DD: one minute i need to find a comb!!
ID: mostly the psi.
SA: silly hadean.
SA: magic isn't real.
SA: clearly it's a collective hallucination.
ID: fuck you magic is real. =:P
SA: fuck you 😠
DD: fancy! that sounds like it takes up a lot of energy though i suppose horns are fairly small and if it is already attuned to you on account of it being your own growth... DD: anyways!! comb!
DD: brb ❤
SA: there they g.
SA: ...go
ID: that was a teasing fuck you. =:P
SA: i would never say fuck you and mean it 😇
IJ: Nobo>y better be breaking the law in here.
AA: dnw, prni's emojis arne as genuine as yrn floating horn. >:}
ID: oh my god my horn is realsies.
VD: =0 oh my god, what is this? 0= VD: =0 legislacerator central? 0=
SA: what are you going to do, copper.
II: Oh, are we doing selfies -
II: I'm working on that, Halvea
ID: it's selfies night in here.
ID: dd is off primping for it.
VD: =0 oh! 0=
IJ: It is something, alright. Selfies? Is that it? Hmm.
VD: =0 brb, i'm going to get my mirror! 0=
II: haha, I'm afraid I only have an old one. I rarely do selfies.
-IJ has sent PhotoDay.png to the chat! It is mostly Halvea being unwinding in her office. Her tie needs actual tying.-
ID has sent lookselfiesarenotart.png!
ID: man, i just did what pris said and. viola.
II: Oh my, you have such interesting tattoos, ID
ID: a genuine selfie.
II: They almost remind me of paint
AA: they'rne clownpaint. isn't that neat?
SA: ...
AA: i think it's neat.
AA: >:}
ID: ohhhh my god they're tattoos.
SA: 😂
SA: look at you, IJ.
ID: i did not have a guy spend twenty hours jabbing a needle in to my face to be told it's paint is2g.
II: Haha, why would they be paint? Even if they were, that's not half-paint, it wouldn't be at all suitable.
SA: wait.
SA: you actually had that tattooed onto your body.
SA: I assumed it was just. birthmarks.
ID: yes.
AA: ikrn?
SA: i.
IJ: Teal is a perfectly fine color. IJ: An> you aren't allowe> to wear excessive amount of face paint while on the job. It can get in your eyes an> can cause temporary blin>ness.
SA: ...
SA: I don't know you. at all.
DD: whats wrong with primping maybe i want to feel pretty! DD: :D DD: anyways here you go!! DD has sent selfienight.png! [Dazzle is in some sort of mechanics lab in the background with hastily combed hair and making a peace sign to the selfie cam while beaming. He's already found time to add a bunch of stickers and filters to the photo.]
II: That is not an excessive amount of facepaint, Halvea!
II: It's a perfectly reasonable amount.
IJ: I know, In>ri>, I am stating for the peanut gallery why you >on't.
VD: =0 congratulations, dd, you are positively adorable! 0= VD: =0 i like the bows! 0= VD: =0 very nifty! 0=
SA: you would almost be cute if you weren't insufferable and a worse space cadet than myself.
ID: there is no paint so let's drop the paint tak. =:I
II: Oh, how precious!!!
ID: wow pris, suave.
II: You look so cute, DD
SA: i use my best lines on you, of course
SA: i have my priorities straight.
DD: omggg thank you!!!!! ❤ ❤ ❤
DD: i found a new app that has a lot of cute filters and stickers so ive been using it a lot!
ID: i like that your horns don't match.
DD: oh um! DD: haha they actually used to so im glad you think it looks nice now! DD: they used to make the loveliest heart shape together but unfortunately there was an incident!
II: Oh whoops, I missed SA's question
DD: and now i have no horns basically
DD: 😢
VD: =0 i know? asymmetry is such an eye-catcher! 0= VD: =0 you can make an entire logo out of that. 0=
DD: omg ❤
II: I like teal! I am surrounded by tealbloods thanks to my job, after all
DD: that is a hell of a way to cheer a troll up you guys thank you
II: So I dye my hair with it
ID: ahahah wow is that why you have no hair too?
SA: I... see.
IJ: Horns are often something that can become a hazar> when working in many fiel>s, it is a smart thing to >o.
ID: or is that a style choice.
DD: um! no that was also
DD: an accident
DD: the same accident actually
DD: or well a different occasion but overall the same series of events
ID: my horns are never a hazard and i love them.
II: Your horns look very sharp and useful!
ID: but uh. sorry about the accident i guess.
SA: that is the biggest lie i have ever heard.
DD: but i think ive had it cut nicely now dont you?
SA: short hair is practical anyways. You should embrace it.
DD: oh dear
VD: =0 well, dd's already seen my selfie! 0= VD: =0 but here, since everyone else's putting up pictures: 0= VD attaches TROLLSTARWARS.jpeg! [ It's her making a victory sign at the camera with tiny robotic camera-drones surrounding her. ]
DD: thank you! DD: and really it is not that big of a deal now aside from the um DD: lack of hair and horns and having to leave my home and all of that DD: which is to say its been a lot of trouble but really im sure it will sort itself out!!
ID: i mean it looks nice for short hair. I just always assume seadwellers have long hair because. i don't know.
VD: =0 short hair is practical! 0= VD: =0 no industrial accidents that way, haha! 0=
ID: what are those things.
DD: omgggg ❤ ❤ that is very cute vd! or maybe just epic!!!
ID: i want to take a bat to them.
VD: =0 you wouldn't be the first, id. 0= VD: =0 winkyface! 0=
SA: 😉
DD: and you wouldnt be wrong id its very common to have long hair after all it is ideal to emulate our lovely sovereign in all ways we can ❤
DD: i used to have long hair that is to say just not anymore!
VD: =0 yes, sa's got my number down. haha! 0= VD: =0 anyway, they're video drones! 0=
ID: hurrah, all stereotypes have some truth to them after all.
DD: omg ❤
ID: ....are you so in love with yourself you need constant video of all angles or...
DD: well you have to have the best angles for the best stream!!
DD: besides all of merlons angles are good angles
DD: because she only shows the best angles!!
ID: ...are you a fangirl.
DD: well i mean i am definitely a fan but i am not a girl!
ID: ...fanboy. sorry.
DD: its okay im sure its a common assumption to make about my caste given the public face of the empire is a lady ❤
ID: also you have a face that could go either way.
VD: =0 sorry, sorry, unexpected guest! =0 VD: =0 but our hold is done and i am BACK. =0 VD: =0 and i'm not in love with myself, id. that'd be silly! =0
DD: oh really do i?? DD: i dont suppose i pay enough attention to that sort of thing but girls do tend to be really cute so i will take that as a compliment!
VD: =0 but i have to make sure to please all of my delightful fans! 0=
ID: uh-huh.
ID: dd. vd or one of those rainbowdrinkers in all the movies right now. which are you a bigger fan of?
DD: um!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DD: um!
DD: um um um um
SA: pick one the other dies.
DD: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ID: nah one of them doesn't actually exist pris.
ID: too easy a choice then.
DD: well then i would have to pick vd of course because the rainbowdrinkers are already dead!!
SA: i know that, I just want to up the stakes.
SA: but aren't they still living at heart 😢
DD: oh dear
ID: no one dies, you just have to make the choice dd.
SA: how else will they love bellae.
DD: this is a really difficult decision!!
DD: especially because i only really just found out about lestat and oh dear
ID: lestat's mate looks the superior one in that movie anyways.
DD: you are being really tough here and i do not think i can make that decision!
VD: =0 oh, gosh, id. 0= VD: =0 obviously i would pick dd. that's not a choice at all! 0=
ID: it's a tough world out there dd. =:P
DD: OH NO now i feel bad!!
DD: im so sorry vd of course i would pick you i was just temporarily enamored by my recent introduction to lestat
ID: w2g vd now he feels bad.
VD: =0 rainbowdrinkers are gross! 0= VD: =0 i don't know about you, but my lusus taught me that you shouldn't touch corpses. 0= VD: =0 never mind kiss 'em! 0=
ID: ...how about culling them.
SA: VD is right. prions.
VD: =0 yes, exactly! 0=
ID: ii is culling a rainbowdrinker illegal.
VD: =0 they're already dead, silly. 0= VD: =0 how are you gonna cull them? 0=
SA: i don't believe so as many of them go off the grid when they die.
SA: they are considered legally dead.
ID: i mean. burn them to ash?
SA: and many places superstitously view rainbow drinkers as culturally unacceptable despite the Imperial stance they are not real.
DD: i dont think you can get prions from kissing someone and oh dear i dont think rainbowdrinkers are really supposed to be like corpses! DD: they are walking and talking people after all and i do not think a corpse could have hair as nice as lestat or eyes as piercing as edwards
SA: so.
SA: No it would be encouraged to murder them.
DD: this is a very troubling conversation oh my goodness
ID: welcome to this chatroom almost every night dd.
DD: !!!
AA: aww, n, it's not T H A T bad. AA: yesternnight we werne talking about sushi.
AA: and all the ways to make it.
AA: fish like sushi, rnight?? >:}
SA: 🎊
DD: i love sushi!
DD: i have been craving some for nights!
AA: lmfao, good.
ID: it wasn't that incredible when i had it.
SA: no. not this again.
SA: damn you Sipara.
AA: 💚
SA: 🖕
ID: no damning sips for one whole night, she earned the privilege by letting me use conditioner.
SA: she can be damned for twenty minutes.
DD: well maybe you did not have very good sushi id DD: i tried the sushi out here and it was probably fake or at the very least very unfresh and really its much better when you have it properly made with fresh caught fish DD: also i just very much enjoy fish in general on account of eating it a lot of the time!
DD: and oh dear
SA: excuse me.
SA: I have excellent taste.
AA: wtf, don't i earn the prnivilege by spending an hourn brnushing yrn headfluff??
ID: that too.
AA: >:{
ID: i told you it tangles like a bitch.
ID: i t o l d you.
SA: i brought him the sushi he ate. and i am very particular about food.
DD: then maybe it is simply not to ids tastes to eat fish that wouldnt surprise me given it is probably not a part of his typical palate
ID: that's probbbsss it.
ID: i'm used to eating burgers.
ID: and squirrels.
SA: oh i've wanted to --
DD: oh ive never had a burger but ive seen them on tv a lot!
SA: ...how.
SA: I would die
ID: there's only so many things to eat in the middle of the desert pris. D:<=
SA: so fry a scorpion?
AA: you told me, but i told you it'd be, like, way bettern if you let me brnaid it. >:P AA: but w/e, w/e, it's way less tangled now, gj.
SA: leave the mammals alone...
AA: dd, go eat a burngern.
DD: !!
ID: nope. raw ass squirrel meat pris.
AA: actually, n. fuck the burngern. AA: just go stab a hoofbeast, and, like, eat it rnaw.
ID: just bite the fur off and went to t o w n.
SA: what
AA: that's the RN E A L landdwellern expernience.
AA: ain't got nothing like it.
DD: maybe i should i have been holding out in the hopes of maybe being able to get something i am used to delivered here and it has mostly resulted in me living off of lattes which is not a very good diet especially when i am attempting to be productive
SA: 🐴
DD: and they always look very good on tv though kind of weird i guess!
ID: burgers are the fucking best.
DD: theyre so..... cooked!!!
ID: ...and donuts.
DD: and in such a weird way!!
ID: yeah welcome to the land.
SA: please go to a restaurant, DD.
SA: there is an. entire world.
ID: if you don't cook the fuck out of them they might carry disease.
SA: the donuts or the burgers.
ID: both.
SA:
SA: ...
SA: I don't. know what i expected.
ID: =:P
DD: well im sure fish carry diseases too but i eat those raw all the time DD: maybe it is a matter of constitution??? DD: regardless i will definitely go eat a burger once i am done with this module do you think they would make me one without cooking the meat
ID: probably not.
DD: oh dear 😦
ID: the meat will not be. fresh.
AA: n, absolutely.
SA: actually yes.
AA: just thrnow yrn weight arnound.
DD: um!!
SA: Improperly prepared sushi can bear a number of worms and viruses.
AA: be like "I want this so frnesh it's strn8 off the hoofbeast" and they'll T O T E S go w/ it.
DD: that sounds very concerning i have had the un-fresh fish here and i am not sure i want to have the un-fresh thing i havent had yet!
SA: I wouldn't do that to Hadean.
SA: I ate sushi at the same place before I brought it to him.
AA: would you have known it's full of wornms, tho.
ID: pris has the money for the fancy stuff sips.
ID: like. pris how much did you pay for your current outfit.
SA: I couldn't tell you.
ID: guesstimate.
AA: and it ain't that unfrnesh, dd, jeez. AA: trnust meee.
SA: however, I made roughly $3500 today.
SA: catching that indigo.
SA: so.
ID: see?
AA: hads li - >:1
SA: also yes because I would have gotten the worms too.
DD: what if maybe they can cook it like a little bit but not all the way do they do that
ID: man i should have let you wire me some cash. =:/
SA: that is caled a rare burger.
SA: you missed your chance, Hadean.
DD: oh!!!!!!!! DD: so those are a thing!!!
SA: besides what was it you said about taking advantage of people.
SA: and I should watch out.
SA: :p
AA: n, too late, yrn in the brnoke-ass rnust squad, hads. AA: no take-backs!!
ID: =:P you're learning. what have i created.
SA: 💚
ID: he still owes me a shopping trip one day though!
ID: no takebacks on that!
SA: you will be very fashionable. and also very practical.
SA: i promise.
DD: that is very good to know and i will try that because i suppose coming here should also be about trying new things!!
DD: and oh my goodness you should show us what you buy when you go shopping!!!
ID: yeah dd, dive in to the experience.
DD: changing room pix for your fav outfits! ^_^
ID: i live in a tent.
AA: lmfao.
ID: there is no rooms.
DD: ... changing tent pix?
DD: why do you live in a tent?? are you an adventurer?
AA: oh my goooooood, he meant in the storne, hadean.
SA: we aren't shopping in the tent.
AA: ^^^^^
ID: oh.
AA: also, prni, you gotta make surne he doesn't buy anything lame.
ID: sorry i don't go clothes shopping you guys.
SA: i will.
ID: i have three shirts and two pairs of pants and this shirt isn't even mine. give me a break.
AA: and y, totes an adventurnern, dd.
SA: dd, hadean is actually a fashion icon.
SA: you see, they're trying an experimental style.
SA: it's called minimalism.
SA: have you heard of it?
DD: wow that is not very much clothing even i have a lot more than that and i barely packed anything before i left aside from my lab equipment!! DD: we should go shopping together id you really need more clothing than that
SA: it's all the rage now.
DD: and yes i have but i thought that meant you have a lot of the same outfit and you style it differently
SA: oh my god.
ID: ...i have a lot of the same outfit.
ID: and style it exactly the same.
AA: omfg.
ID: and by a lot i mean. 2.
DD: thats how they make it look so nice!! DD: your outfits arent going to look nice if they are worn out because you only have two of them!
AA: evernyone else is being a dumb chucklefuck, dd, so, like.
AA: so let me say, on theirn account:
AA: y, pls go shopping w/ them. >:}
SA: i know how to shop.
DD: omg yay!!!
ID: i wonder what happened to my hooker uniform tho.
ID: wait what.
DD: wh
DD: your what
AA: he's an adventurnern, dd.
AA: duuuuh.
SA: hooker = / = adventurer
DD: that is not what i meant by adventurer!!!!
SA: --
AA: what sornt of adventurnern does not have a hookern outfit?
SA: !!oh!!
ID: i'm not actually a hooker.
SA: my god
AA: how else arne you gonna get in the brnothel to crnawl thrnough the vents to kill the duke?
DD: ............... i guess i did not think that was a thing outside of video games!!
ID: sometimes you need to dress the part tho.
AA: go thrnough the frnont doorn?
AA: puhlease.
DD: that makes sense!
AA: ofc it does.
ID: yes it does.
SA: sipara
SA: oh.
SA: you are all.
SA: awful.
SA: Peopple.
SA: I thought i was bad.
DD: you havent seemed like a bad person to me at all sa! 😦
DD: and neither does anybody else here really i mean i am pretty excited to try a burger and i wouldnt have done that without you guys!
AA: >:}
DD: omg maybe we can have some together when we go shopping?
ID: get cheese on it, cheese makes it better.
ID: well sips we are going to port port to drop lal off, right?
ID: sips can totes go on the shopping adventure too, right dd?
AA: y, y.
AA: wait, what.
ID: =:)
DD: oh there is nowhere good to shop here i dont think the town is so small!!!
DD: we should to go to the coastal city i got to see some of it on the way in and it is much larger
DD: and it is not that far away by train
ID: there we go!
AA: i wouldn't want to intrnude on yrn fancy, like, boy bonding time. >;0
ID: sips can totes use some fashion tips dd.
DD: omg!!
DD: i love giving fashion tips!
DD: the secret is BOWS
ID: perfect!
ID: sips could use some bows!
AA: fuck off, i've - oh my god.
AA: bows, like. AA: in yrn headfluff?
DD: i mean unless you are making fun of her fashion sense in general which strikes me as a little bit mean i am sure that you dress just fine!!
DD: and yes!! DD: and also i have one on my back!
DD: like at the top of my shorts its very fun to twirl with and it is nice and gauzy in the wind its almost like swimming again!
ID: sips, you twirl right?
AA: i
AA: have nevern twirnled so much in my goddamn life as i would, uh, with a bow.
AA: >:?
DD: i mean if twirling is not your thing i am sure we can find you something else its not like the style i like for myself is what everyone else likes to wear
ID: we'll find a style all your own sips!
DD: yes exactly!! 😄 ❤
AA: hahaha. >:}
AA: well, y, as long as we find one forn hads too. AA: did you know he's got fluff down to his glutes??
SA: oh, yes.
DD: yes i saw earlier when we were doing selfies and i think you said that you are the one that brushed it and i wanted to say that you did a very good job and it looked very beautiful!
ID: sips has a funner figure to shop for i think. we should focus on her.
SA: please, style it too.
DD: and yes we can find a style for everyone you and me and id and sa!!
ID: she's famous y'know.
SA: we could loop braids and put a bun in the back.
SA: very chic.
DD: and oh dear is she i am sorry i did not realize
SA: woodland chic, even.
ID: she needs famous fashion flair.
DD: omg!!! that sounds very fun maybe we could get some bright colors
DD: and something more flowy for id though i guess not so much that it is elven even though i admit that is the thought i had between the hair and the braids and such
ID: ...flowy.
SA: oh so.
DD: do you not like flowy we dont have to do flowy i just thought it would look nice with your hair maybe
SA: legolas.
SA: it's your favorite, Hadean.
ID: pris. D:<=
SA: alright, alright.
ID: i need stuff that won't get caught up on stuff.
DD: omg haha we can totally do something like that!!
ID: i do a lot of climbing and fighting and stuff. adventurer and all.
DD: oh that makes sense you are an adventurer after all!
DD: i suppose we will just have to see when it is time to pick out items what you like best and what matches with it !! ^_^
SA: Oh, look.
SA: I just had an extended case come up for this perigee.
SA: I'll be stuck in Provenance, I suppose.
SA: I'm very sorry.
ID: D:<= what a fucking shame.
AA: whaaaaaat.
AA: >:'{
DD: oh!! 😦 DD: that is very unfortunate but maybe we can do another time! DD: i hope it is not too much work for you i recall you mentioning you finished another case recently and really that seems like a lot of effort so i definitely wish you the best of luck in your endeavors!!
SA: ...yes.
SA: it was. exhausting.
AA: it's okay, dd, we can all totes go shopping next time in prnovidence.
AA: why, i hearn they've got the best burngerns on the entirne continent.
AA: full of, like, hoofbeast meat, and blood, and shit.
SA: ...
SA: you know what, I changed my mind.
SA: I won't take that case.
AA: >;0!
AA: dd, show me pics of yrn bow, btw.
DD: i do not think i want to eat anything that is full of feces!
AA: ..........
AA: ..........................
DD: and omg! DD: yes one moment!
AA: >:??
DD: and oh dear i am sorry i think i misunderstood the terminology that you used
ID: no actual shit in the burgers. don't worry.
DD: it is late and i am a little bit tired i am afraid!
ID: unless you go to the reaaallly cheap places.
DD sent thefluffiestbow.png
DD: but yes oh my goodness that all sounds very fun and we should totally visit sa!
SA: i believe that's beyond cheap, Hadean.
SA: no. No please don't.
DD: oh
DD: um!!! DD: sorry
SA: Providence is full of. Crime.
SA: and trafficking. yes.
DD: oh dear
SA: It would be very unsafe for Sipara or Hadean to visit.
DD: oh dear!!
ID: we're strong rusties, we'll manage.
SA: 🤦
DD: are you sure you are doing alright then sa i mean that sounds like a lot of trouble!
AA: aww, prni, therne's no need to get all concerned abt us. AA: we'rne strnong independent rnusties and we'll manage. besides, we'rne wornrnied abt Y O U.
AA: that city sounds RN O U G H.
SA: i am quite alright, thank you.
AA: also. okay. ngl. AA: that's a qt fucking bow.
ID: clearly we should go visit to give you some support!
ID: but if you're soooo concerned.
ID: we can go to the port city dd mentioned.
SA: Yes.
SA: yes let's do that.
DD: omg haha tyvm aa i am very happy you think so!
DD: and oh dear maybe it would be good to go to the city! DD: sa sounds like they maybe dont want to be in their city all that very much and it would be a good chance for them to get out!
SA: no, I rather like my city, thank you.
ID: i haven't seen the ocean in like. 3 sweeps.
SA: I have a view of it from my loft.
DD: i am very confused about who wants to go to what city now!
SA: it becomes less. awestriking. when you see it every day.
ID: we're going to the port city that is actually a port. and not riddled with crime.
AA: .. idk, but you ppl sornt it out. AA: i gotta get a trnuck tmrnw, and. idk. wherne the fuck you get those.
AA: so i'm gonna go figurne that out. >:?
SA: a ... dealership?
ID: do i have to sit in the middle.
DD: i suppose id did just decide where we were going so that is that!
SA: --
SA: oh that will be. good.
AA: y, lal alrneady called windowseat, soz.
ID: gdi.
ID: i hope it's roomy. =:I
AA: i do not have sa's mad buxxx, so, like, lmfao. AA: y. let's hope. >:}
AA: crnoss yrn frnonds!!
ID: my horns are gonna scrape the top of it probably. =:'(
SA: I'd offer you all a ride but I only ride a motorcycle.
DD: oh dear that sounds uncomfortable!
DD: maybe we could go to a salon and have your horns polished if they get scraped id!
SA: I think he meant he would scrape the felt off the roof.
DD: hornicures sounds nice it has been a while since i have had one after all it is a little bit embarrassing to go into a salon with broken horns
DD: and oh well they are nice regardless!
ID: what's a hornicure.
DD: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DD: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DD: its when you go to a salon with your friends and you have them sand your horns and polish them and glaze them!!
DD: and sometimes you can put on really cute designs or accessories like rings and
SA: You know.
ID: hahahah sand my horns.
DD: its really very very fun!!
SA: as we do, Hadean.
ID: i had them polished like a week ago. for the first time.
DD: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DD: we are definitely getting you a hornicure!!!!!!!!!
DD: you will love it!!!!!
SA: in all seriousness, I need to go lie down again. I am rather dizzy.
ID: =:I does it hurt.
SA: i will see you all later.
DD: oh dear that sounds very alarming maybe it is because you were working so much
DD: i wish you a restful sleep please be well!
ID: ...yeah... rough night. =:I bye pris.
DD: and no they do not hurt at all! DD: it sometimes pinches your cuticles a little bit if the people doing it are not very experienced but we will go somewhere good to make sure nobody hurts you! DD: i want your first hornicure to be really really nice!
ID: uh how often do they deal with floating horns.
DD: ....
ID: perhaps i am not cut out for hornicures.
DD: probably not very often!!
DD: well they could still do your other two horns!!
DD: and i am sure doing a floating horn would be even easier since it is not that big and has no cuticles!
ID: i mean my floating horn is like. bigger than sips' horns combined.
DD: well it is not bigger than both of your other horns combined and i am sure they get plenty of customers with very large horns so it should not be a concern dont worry! ^_^
ID: i mean... i guess.
DD: really you do not need to be afraid i promise they are very relaxing and soothing and make you feel really super nice!!
ID: i mean really i'm just a lil wary of your willingness to wanna do this stuff with some rusties.
ID: we're a little. out of your lane.
DD: .... oh
DD: um!
DD: what do you mean??
ID: i mean. why do you wanna hang with us.
DD: because you guys have all been very nice and introduced me to burgers and you seem like a lot of fun!
DD: and i havent gone shopping or gotten a hornicure with some friends in ages and it seems like it would be a really nice time!
DD: and also you need more than two outfits!!!
ID: i guess that's a better reason than most have.
DD: oh dear
DD: i am sorry if i have reminded you of bad past experiences i promise i am just looking to make some new friends and you guys have seemed very friendly so far
ID: it's fine, a rust just has to be a lil wary.
ID: i mean. we're the same shade as the trolls you probably have testing your stuff. whatever that is.
DD: i understand!!! DD: at least i think i do??? DD: um! DD: i do not want to say the wrong thing!
DD: and actually there are mostly yellowbloods in the facility though there are some brown and maroonbloods around and some olives and there is even one cerulean psychic roaming around!!! DD: or maybe two DD: um i admittedly cannot really tell if there is one or just two that look very similar it has been very confusing
ID: pfff you must mean gliese.
ID: and... not-gliese.
DD: oh does that mean there are two??
DD: that is a relief to know i was beginning to think that i was going to talk about them at one point and get it wrong
ID: yeah there's two, dw.
ID: but yeah. facility stuff can make some of us rusties a little wary.
DD: well if it makes you feel any better i am not working for them they have just volunteered to allow me to offer to their participants who would like to try out some of my new prototypes that are in the troll trials stage!
DD: they are all very safe and such the only issues are with connection speed
DD: and integration capacity!
ID: if you say so. i have no idea what that stuff means.
DD: it mostly means that when things go wrong it just makes people feel like things are going really slow or not all the way until they disconnect!
DD: but i cant really go into more detail than that
DD: because it is technically still in beta!
ID: ...that does not really clear up the confusion but okay.
DD: but yes i am not fleet i am a member of a private organization and i do not think i am actually old enough to work for the empire
ID: man now they're drafting young seadwellers.
ID: does no wriggler get a break these days.
ID: what happened to leaving a troll be until they hit ascension.
DD: wait what
DD: are you being sarcastic or did you misread what i wrote?
DD: i am having a hard time telling over the internet!
ID: that's my charm dd, i'm sarcastic and truthful at the same time.
DD: !!!!
ID: mostly truthful-y rn tho.
DD: that sounds like a very confusing sort of charm!
ID: you get used to it.
DD: but yes i suppose then i should clarify that i said that i am not conscripted at all!
DD: and am likely too young to be so
ID: but you're... working for a company that works for the fleet?
DD: in fact my best friend and i have started our own company and it has grown to quite a large size!! DD: the fleet has actually purchased a contract with us recently
ID: looks like some hazy ass lines right there.
DD: oh no we are working with the fleet and it is our honor to due so but it is our own startup and it is contract-based product supply!
DD: i do not work with the fleet directly even the pr things are mostly my good friends strong suit i am mostly research and development
ID: if you say so. seems like a confusing mess to me.
DD: well!!
ID: but i'm not a. researcher.
DD: there is working for somebody as in you are hired buy them
DD: and then there is them coming into your restaurant to buy a meal
DD: in the latter situation you are not working for them they are simply making a purchase!
DD: that is what we are like!!
ID: oh. okay.
ID: i guess you must be good, if they're buying from you and not like. an adult.
DD: i try to be humble most times but it is true that we are very very good!! DD: though i muse credit my good friend with a lot of it because admittedly the product does not make the company and there are plenty of fabulous inventors around that have gotten nowhere so it is their talent at management that has gotten us this far
ID: sounds like a complicated balance of you making good stuff and then being able to sell it well.
DD: yes exactly!!!
II: Management does tend to factor more into successfully selling products than pure talent, I'm afraid.
DD: it has probably been obvious as of late but i am not the best people person so i am very grateful to my friend for putting up with some of my silliness in the past and handling the business side of things
II: Not that I am doubting DD, but unfortunately surface appearances are usually what trolls consider when buying.
DD: i do not think i would have even thought to sell any of my work without them!
II: Oh, don't be so hard on yourself, DD.
II: You are perfectly pleasant
II: Merely a bit unpolished
DD: oh well i am very glad that you think so haha i am glad that i have not misstepped too much yet
II: DD, trust me.
DD: and that is one way of putting it!! DD: but hopefully i will be able to polish myself more soon and maybe the first step is going to get our horns polished id >:D
II: I have moved in highblood circles since I was a very young troll, and have observed _far_ greater errors than any you've made.
ID: maybe you two should go on a. hornicure trip.
DD: but we are already going on one together!! DD: you do not need to have them that often but maybe some time later ii and i can besides we are already going to a restaurant in civitrecce ^_^
II: We can certainly go for a hornicure trip afterward, if it wouldn't be too much time out of your schedule!
ID: i mean me and sips are traveling rn, we won't be back in port port for a while.
DD: well yes and i would love to but it would be pointless since id and i are already getting our horns done but maybe we can do a movie or our claws instead or something??
DD: and that is okay id i am not free at this exact moment anyways and admittedly i do not actually know when people want to hang out
DD: i was hoping it is kind of soon so that i could have my first burger with you guys but i suspect that i may have to break and go eat before then!!
ID: yeah def go eat.
ID: try some chicken tho.
ID: and rice.
ID: chicken and rice are good together.
DD: okay! I have had rice with fish so hopefully rice with chicken is just as good!
DD: speaking of which i should probably go do that right now to be honest my stomach is positively hurting now that i pay attention to it and i have had nothing but trollbucks all night!
DD: ...day!
DD: hopefully there are places open this late!
ID: you'll find something i'm sure. g'day.
DD: good day!!!! ❤ i am very excited to go shopping with you!
VV: ♚ ~ But I also think scary would depend on the troll, yes? My scary is likely very different from crabbies.
SA: What makes a story scary to you, Perdia?
DD: i dont really know any myself but id love to hear one!
DD: i think so anyways
DD: i dont actually watch horror movies or anything like that very much they always seem so disturbing
DD: but theyre popular around campfires arent they so there must be something to them!!
DD: granted i dont know much about campfires either but thats mostly a circumstance of living underwater until recently
VV: ♚ ~A scary story to me is someone bringing a Birkin to dinner but not bringing a coach bag to put it in just incase it rains...!!
VV: ♚ ~ Or not being prima ballerina anymore.
VV: ♚ ~ truly horrifying.
DD: i think that falls more into the tragedy genre really when you think about it!
DD: horror is when you find out it doesnt matter because it was a knockoff all along! 😛 😛 😛
VV: ♚ ~Be still my tender heart....you're rather correct.
SA: not bringing a coach bag to put it in... in case it rains.
SA: that is very complicated.
SA: I find it easier to have a single wallet.
SA: I enjoy ghost stories. Primarily because I do not believe or feel ghosts.
SA: although i have met mediums.
VV: ♚ ~ Yes! You put the coach in your Birkin, then if it rains you put the Birkin in the Coach. VV: ♚ ~ I have many more things than just a wallet I need a bag to carry it all, may as well be fashionable while I'm at it.
VV: ♚ ~ Did you tell the medium you don't believe?
DD: and really i think the point less about having things to put in your bag and more having the bag in the first place DD: its an accessory!
DD: but oh my goodness i think i believe in ghosts altogether too much
DD: though i guess at the moment im running a little bit more into revenants!! DD: the desert is full of them 😦
SA: oh, no. that would be rude.
SA: I don't understand why you need another bag to put the bag in.
SA: But alright.
SA: yes, there are many out there. so i've heard.
DD: well one of the bags is very valuable fashionable and easy to damage if it ends up in rainy conditions so if you want to be fashionable and be able to bring it places you should have a second less valuable and easily ruinable bag to protect the first one should you need it!
SA: ...Or you could simply have a decent waterproof bag to start that looks well with what you wear.
VV: ♚ ~ Ooooooh this one gets me. I enjoy this seadweller much more than yesternights~ What's your name? I never introduced myself properly, Perdia Averic.
VV: ♚ ~ Honeycomb please, I won't judge your wallet don't judge my superior, luxe bag.
DD: well yes but bags like that typically arent quite as nice! DD: though i spend most of my time underwater so that is what i end up using most of the time anyways admittedly
DD: and oh my goodness well thank you very much that is lovely to hear DD: i was afraid i had come off unfavorably earlier so i am glad that i have not yet succeeded in alienating everyone! DD: my close friend often says i sort of have a way of not being great with people so
DD: although i do agree that vv overall does have a point that while functionality is all well and good if you are into that sort of thing and surrounded by people that are into that sort of thing it really is important to have the appropriate fashionable items at certain times
DD: though i would also argue that does have a function as well just a social one!
SA: well the bag is very pretty with you, little princess. I just could never justify carrying one myself 😃
DD: oh dear i am talking a lot again
DD: my apologies!!
VV: ♚ ~ It's an ultra functional bag~ VV: ♚ ~ Thank you Prisma ✨ I'll carry your wallet for you then. I simply do have looks to upkeep even with my hue. When one works hard to keep a stance certain....choices come with it. VV: ♚ ~ Like a bag in a bag .
VV: ♚ ~ Don't apologize though DD~ You speak a lot but it's not exactly grating. Needs editing, some conciseness of course but ah~ You have a head about you which is more than can be said for some! Pity really. For them of course. They have my pity.
DD: oh but maybe i wouldnt mind some pity insert jokingly coy giggling here DD: you dont happen to be a particularly attractive rainbowdrinker bedecked in frills do you? DD: because i have recently discovered i am quite partial to those! DD: more seriously though thank you that is very lovely to hear especially from a princess of such good taste!
DD: but you are right in that i could do to be more concise my good friend often says similarly though admittedly it is more due to the linebreaks in my codewriting
DD: it is a work in progress!!!
VV: ♚ ~ Oh how transparent you seem to be! I am bedecked in frills often enough but unfortunatley, or rather fortunatley as I am fond of my rougey hue, I am not a jade let alone a deceased one. VV: ♚ ~ Plus my pusher is already claimed hohoho <3 VV: ♚ ~ There's always bound to be one that wanders into this forsaken chat one night though! Sweep them up before another troll does.
VV: ♚ ~ Or go for more...violent measures but I really don't and would never recommend someone get their owns hands dirty.
VV: ♚ ~ Ah! Speaking of maintanence. I must rest. Not that I require much upkeep but a good rest is important! Do rest well new friend, and Honeycomb prince as well~ Good light .
DD: i guess i am pretty transparent but its not as though i have anything to hide really DD: aide from company secrets of course but that's something im good at keeping mum about! DD: and oh dear i dont suppose i really know what you mean when it comes to more violent measures but that sounds like the sort of alarming thing maybe more suited towards the scary stories people brought up earlier!!
DD: and thank you very much i do hope you have a good rest as well!! DD: it is actually nearly moonlight over here as well and i should be turning in soon i just DD: got caught up working on a project of mine and lost track of time! DD: i was just taking a break when i turned on this chat but really i will go to bed DD: i only have to finish... DD: a few more minor things!!! DD: and maybe....
DD: hm!
SA: I apologize, I had to get ready for rest myself.
SA: finish them then?
SA: ..."would never advise someone to get their own hands dirty"
SA: 🤔 goodnight
DD: i am going to finish them!! DD: i just thought of another idea i could implement alongside the module that i am currently editing and oh dear
DD: i cant just stop now! DD: i am on a roll
DD: also i do believe our dear vv is advocating for the use of an auspistice! DD: or an assassin!! DD: i am not quite sure which!
DD: though i am a little bit inclined to select the mediator option on account of i have had some rather hands on dealings with assassins lately and it has all left a sour taste in my mouth!
DD: and not even the good kind of sour like you get with pickled herring
DD: oh dear i believe i am craving fish again DD: there is NO FISH here in the desert!!
ID: alright status report, how is everyone doing post-faire?
SA: Working.
SA has sent IMG_045.png. It is a selfie of him, angled high enough to show a blue or dark indigo troll pinned on the ground. They appear to be unconscious
ID: pftttt. nice selfie background there. better be careful. =:P
SA: this is the last one for the night 😄
SA: I am excited to go hive and sleep.
SA: How are you? How was the party at Siparas?
ID: i'm sure you are.
ID: i'm good. tired, but i didn't expect to sleep well so it's whatever. watched way more fantasy trolls crying about having to dump a magic ring than i ever wanted to.
SA: Oh, it was the lord of the rings?
SA: what would you do if your friend wouldn't let go of the ring, Hadean.
ID: uh i probably would have ganked the ring like. a perigee ago lbh.
SA: it isn't even that useful... Doesn't it just turn the wearer invisible?
ID: i don't know, the evil dude seemed to make it seem like it could do more. maybe it can amplify psi or something. i think the main whiny guy was a flatscan.
SA: maybe. How else would you become a flaming eye.
SA: truly living the life.
ID: idk it was fun. lots of eyecandy at least.
SA: the elves are always nice ❤
SA: I appreciate the costuming more than anything. much better than the chainmail bikinis at the faire.
ID: i liked aragon. he seemed like a cool guy.
SA: And he even got all of his quadrants in the end with his kingdom surviving.
ID: and he got to lead like. all the cool fights.
SA: I'm growing my hair out.
SA: this is what I've gained from this conversation.
SA: I want you to know this.
SA: Hang on, my client is being difficult.
ID: pff if you're gonna, go for it! you got one of those damn mugs that gets to look good no matter what, so.
AA: omggg. but will it blow majestically in the wind? >:}
ID: he already can see stuff.
ID: pris, what do your cuspy eyes see?
SA: Me beating the shit out of this fuchsia if they don't double my pay.
ID: pffff live the dream pris. and get good with a bow.
SA: I am good with a long distance rifle, does that count
SA: No, it will not blow majestically in the wind.
SA: problem resolved. cusp is now theirs.
SA: I can go hive now.
ID: i mean a rifle is just an advanced bow right. so sure.
AA: booooo, no point in long hairn w/o it blowing.
ID: uh the point is to put it in a cool braid. obvs.
AA: brnaid? singularn?? n.
AA: go big orn go home, hads, gotta have, like, at L E A S T a dozen beforne they'rne cool. >:}
SA: Hadean's hair is. too long.
ID: bite me. =:I i like my braid.
AA: you like plenty of lame shit, brnah, embrnace it. accept yrn weak sauce brnaid tastes. >:P
AA: and too long???
SA: emerel stepped on it during the fight, that's too long.
ID: i got him off of it, didn't i?
ID: i mean him stepping on it was just being spiteful.
ID: and i really should've put a spike through his foot for it.
AA: y, that. on both. AA: you can't do yrn app by what ppl might grnab, othernwise, you'll just, like. AA: look borning as fuck. >:P
ID: i mean if it wasn't my braid, he'd have been stomping on my horns.
ID: i have a very grab-able appearance.
SA: I feel as if his foot would have rolled off though due to the shape.
SA: You do.
SA: If I ever need to stop you I can just reach slightly a head but I may also clothesline you
ID: wow pris, don't clothesline me. or grab at me, hella rude. why would you need to stop me! =:P
SA: Maybe I saw something cute in a window and wanted to show you while shopping.
SA: I have clotheslined people as they've ran away, however. It is. hilarious.
SA: because I knoww here they will be so I stategically do nothing.
ID: ....it's called telling me to stop pris, c'mon.
SA: I know that
SA: Please, like I would actually do it...
ID: i like not being clotheslined. =:P
SA: I would never clothesline you.
SA: does that help
ID: yes.
SA: In general i would never intentionally cause you harm.
SA: sleep well at night.
AA: lmao. awww.
AA: but will you watch him while he sleeps to guarantee he sleeps well?? bc, like, if we'rne clarnifying things, that totes is apparnently a thing that should be clarnified, too.
ID: no we cleared that watching people sleep is fucking creepy.
SA: I am not going to watch him sleep...
ID: though apparently pheres disagrees.
AA: okay, okay, good. >:}
SA: I admit I am unsettling but i am at least vaguely aware of proximics and personal boundaries.
ID: i sleep like shit without worrying about someone watching me sleep. =:I
AA: we do not talk abt phern's shitty rnom tastes, 'kay, we just close ourn bulbs and trny to ignorne them.
AA: and gj, prni. AA: the vaguely is totes still ominous tho. >:} jsyk.
SA: it is what i do best.
SA: It's how i keep my clients in line and from not abducting me 😉
SA: nom tastes?
ID: romantic tastes.
SA: ah.
AA: .... AA: ........ AA: WTF arne yrn clients trnying to abduct you forn.
SA: nothing, it was a joke.
ID: oh.
SA: however I would be a convenient thing to trap and use of free.
ID: i figured they'd try and abduct you to use your psi without having to, y'know. pay you. seems about right.
SA: yes
SA: I've only been threatened a few times.
SA: The Provenance underground is much more managable, though.
AA: >:{
AA: did you cull em?
ID: trolls can be fucking weird.
SA: They have been dealt with in a way that doesn't cause me long-standing harm, let me put it like this.
SA: murder isn't a sollution always, their court will come after you.
ID: you ever meet some of those highbloods that read helmsman romance.
ID: they'll make you want to scrub your skin raw after talking to them for like. a second.
AA: hmph. did you at least make a good example of them?? bc, like, if yrn getting pushed arnound, then not fucking making a points only gonna get theirn peeps brnave.
SA: I don't get pushed around.
AA: ugh, y. lived with one. they'rne the fucking wornst.
AA: good!!
SA: don't worry, I am fairly good at this.
SA: as naive as I often seem.
SA: crime and work and military are things i excel at.
ID: the fucking worst is right.
SA: What happens in helmsman romances?
ID: and go pris. =:)
SA: I understand the concept but... how.
AA: y, y, obvs you arne a strnong independent - hahahaha.
AA: hads can dd you, bc I ain't in the mood to scrnub my hands clean aftern. >:P
ID: oh. you know. usually they start out in a clade or a quad. and then end up getting drafted to the helm. and the highblood happens to be on the same ship.
SA: ...what is a clade.
SA: I have been holding off asking for fear of embarassment
ID: ah... like... the trolls that are quadded to your quad?
SA: ah.
AA: y! enclades arne the ppl you ain't piling, but, like, you still can't cull, bc it'd be fucked up. and if someone culls them, you gotta rnetaliate, orn Y RN fucked up.
ID: yeah. sips knows. i'm like the worst troll to talk about clades.
SA: ...that is immensely complicated.
ID: yeah social shit usually is.
AA: also, ngl, the ones I knew abt werne all, like, crneepy bluebloods falling forn theirn ship, bc the insurnmountable bond bw trnoll and ship, ect ect, and, like, despernate lost in space piles, and pirnate rnaids makin' the helms all like 'I'm the only one allowed to cull them!!', and AA: ughhh, I'm grnossing myself out.
ID: i know mostly about the younger helms novels.
AA: >:? AA: it isn'ttttt. it's totes ez, dudes.
SA: that's. horrific.
SA: that would be like writing a romance story between my program psions and their handlers.
SA: but much worse, because were are children
SA: disgusting.
ID: yeah, well. it happens.
ID: and some trolls really buy in to the idea.
ID: me and pris have never been a part of a clade so. it seems complicated to us.
SA: it sounds like it would cause a long chain cycle of revenge.
ID: i mean being part of a clade is supposed to help. prevent trolls from wanting to cull your ass i think?
ID: for fear of being counter-culled by the clade.
SA: But I feel like it would make it hard to operate as well.
SA: fear of causing tension or rejection.
SA: attrox's matesprit was a virulent, hateful thing who was also quadded to my roommate.
SA: and there was a lot of tension between him and anyof attrox's other quadrants or friends.
SA: htey broke up perhaps because of my intervention.
SA: I don't feel particularly bad.
ID: that's when you get an ashen or whatever. or break up, that works.
SA: how do you auspistice something when they don't acknowledge there is a problem?
SA: despite one of them crying contantly about how much they hurt.
SA: I do not know.
SA: I would be happy with a red or a romantic pale, if I had to have a quadrant. And just one.
AA: i mean, y, can totally starnt a wicked rnevenge cycle. but it's like hads said. AA: and lmao, you can't be a clade if ppl arne unhealthy shitfurnoodles, dude. all you can do is wipe yrn hands of that shit.
AA: .. why not pitch?? >:
AA: >:?
ID: my bachelor lifestyle has worked out alright for me.
SA: there's reasons but i'd rather not explain.
AA: you don't gotta quad if you don't wanna. but, like, idk, don't let crnazy fuckerns turn you off?? ppl arne always batshit. AA: and quads arne fun. >:} like, idk, i ain't evern without a pitch, bc.. it'd be fucking borning.
SA: i don't see excitement in that, though.
AA: flushrnoms lame tho, txt it.
SA: i have enough excitement in my life. I would be happy knowing I feel safe with someone.
ID: i mean pitch is supposed to be safe rivalry.
SA: Well yes but that's not what i meant.
AA: yrn supposed to feel safe w yrn kismesis, losern. if they'rne dangernous, it ain't pitch, it's, like. fucked up pale w pails.
SA: what
ID: idk i have a shitty personality for quads, so i just leave them be.
ID: yeahhh some people pail their pales. weird quadrant smearing stuff.
AA: y, it's grnoss. and stfu, yrn fine. have you evern even trnied having a quad??
SA: Pailing is.
SA: unsanitary.
SA: kissing is fine though. i think kissing would be nice in theory.
SA: but nothing is better than my cold bed.
ID: ...
AA: lmaooo.
AA: well, shit, then get a fish.
AA: >:P
SA: i left the airconditioning on so everything is cold and it's very nice.
SA: ...I don't... want a fish.
ID: i like lukewarm best.
ID: i got too hot and too cold easy.
SA: sharing a bed with you must be hell on alternia.
ID: only if you don't want me to bake you. =:P
SA: see.
AA: rneal talk!! have neithern of you, like, evern had quads??
AA: evern?? >:
AA: >:?
ID: i mean... nah.
SA: No.
SA: quads were discouraged for program psions.
SA: I actually believe we are all sterile so it wouldn't matter.
SA: But I am unsure of the specifics.
AA: holy shit. at both of you - AA: uH.
SA: ...
SA: was that too much information.
AA: y. am kinda curnious how the f you know that, but, like, sparne me the deets.
SA: i think you misunderstand but i will spare you.
ID: it's okay pris, we can be quadless coolguys.
SA: excellent. we can be Kool together.
SA: just what i wanted.
AA: wow, rnude, making a club wo me. when I'm like, rnight herne. AA: I am qqing irnl, jsyk.
ID: what, you got no quads?
AA: n, i've had way2many to join yrn quadfrnee club. >:P
SA: then continue qqing
ID: exactly, so no blubbering. =:P
SA: :p
AA: so go get quads and join the lam -- LMAO M E A N.
AA: fucking rnude frnom both of you. >:}
SA: only the best of rudeness for you, sipara.
SA: ❤
ID: deal with it. =:P
AA: no wondern you don't have any w those shining pernsonalities. AA: ... omg, okay, but prni is forngiven, bc that's qt A N D weirnd.
AA: hads can still fuck off tho. >:P
ID: =:PPPP
SA: Oh--- haha
ID: i've just managed fiiine without quads.
AA: lmao, if you say so.
SA: same.
AA: lbrn tho, idk how anyone manages without a moirnail.
ID: like i do. duh.
AA: .. inc you, mrn dumpstern firne.
SA: you surround yourself with stable individuals.
SA: like me.
SA: i am impervious to emotional distress.
ID: rude!
ID: i just do whatever i want and it usually works out!
AA: y, see, that's not actually good. >:}
AA: and lmaooo. y, like getting stabbed w a halbernd wornks out, rnight? >:P
ID: i'm still alive aren't i
ID: and i didn't technically lose.
ID: so it mostly worked out.
AA: that's a low fucking barn to have, losern.
ID: and yet i limbo under it like a pro.
AA: loooook. rnails arne forn, like.. making surne you don't rnun into shit like that. orn crnack yrn horns on yrn stupid limbo barn of surnvival. orn prni doesn't get jumped forn being weirnd and emojiless at the wrnong time.
AA: if you don't have any othern quads, you should totally have that.
SA: wouldn't it be a high bar because it would be so easy to pass.
SA: if it were limb.
ID: the only troll i can trust to have my best interests at pumper is myself. i'm just my own moirail, clearly.
ID: sometimes i'm just lazy on the job.
AA: lmao, yrn a p shit one, then. trnade up!!
SA: you and hadean often stop me from revealing all my secrets, which is good enough.
SA: but in day to day life whether or not I properly express myself is often irrelevant and infact volatile high bloods often take it as a threat as i cann't be coerced convetnionally.
ID: hey, i'm doing alright. =:P
ID: i'm too high maintenance for anyone else to stand.
SA: i find you tolerable if extremely unwise.
SA: 😄
AA: wherne is yrn hotel rnoom again, bc I'm gonna punch you. >:}
SA: (this is a joke)
SA: Whose?
AA: and lmao, prni. gd.
AA: hads. Ï can't punch you. that'd be so fucked up. >:}
SA: ... why
SA: I demand equal punching rights.
ID: i'll give you my punch coupon pris.
SA: thank you for this generous gift
LC: [ ... I see everYYone is doing well and fine ]
AA: n, too bad, you ain't getting em. these fists arne a summern exclusive and I've alrneady stamped Hads name on both.
LC: [ So what exactlYY did Hadean do that he is going to get punched, and Sipara whYY do YYou want to get punched? ] LC: [ I see no logical reason behind... wanted to get punched is all. ]
ID: oh hi yern.
SA: hello yern.
LC: [ Hello. ]
ID: pris is gonna punch me because she's jelly of my self-moirail abilities.
AA: also like brnb must feed and watern lal. and by that, I mean he's snorning and I'm pourning watern on him til he stops. >:{
SA: oh dear.
ID: get it up his nub, that'll get him.
SA: ...nose?
LC: [ But is self-moirailing healthYY? I am not aware of such research paper existing as of right now. ] LC: [ To a degree, I am positive it works and I hope it's not just YYour last ditch effort of taking care of YYourself. ]
ID: hahah wowww. last ditch effort, that's hella rude.
SA: self moirailing could also be considered minding.
ID: i'm positive i'm a well oiled self-moirailing machine.
SA: which is a required skill for basic social navigation and problem solving.
SA: so I don't have it.
SA: :p
ID: =:P
LC: [ Well, I am not suggesting YYou can't get a moirail even if YYou wanted to. ] LC: [ And well. ]
ID: and cheat on myself? never.
ID: it's impossible to break up with yourself. i'm pretty sure.
SA: you could look at your reflection and tell it you are done with its shit.
AA: ^^^^
ID: i don't take breakups well, i'd start strangling myself. =:'(
AA: brneak the mirnrnorn!!
LC: [ I mean, that works. ]
SA: "i'm finding a REAL moirail now!"
AA: yeah!!
SA: this tells me a lot more about hadean's coping mechanisms than I would like
ID: why are you all so against me as my moirail, hella rude.
SA: note to self: strangulation is a hazard.
ID: i cope just fine!
AA: bc you desernve a prnettiern one, duh, and we only want the best form you. >:}
SA: technically I am my own moirail too only I haven't stated it outloud.
AA: and by best, we mean prnettiest.
SA: so no one can drag me.
SA: ... oh...
ID: i'm pretty as fuck. =>:P
LC: [ Well, maYYbe we care about YYou. ] LC: [ I might not know YYou as well as the others but. I think the others might be able to vouch for mYY words. ]
AA: prni. prniiiiiii.
LC: [ Prisma. ]
AA: I'm gonna drnag you now.
ID: yeah let's focus on pri he needs this more.
SA: do you want to see me make this chat sad in one sentence.
AA: ❤
SA: i'm going to.
SA: my inhibitor is my moirail.
SA: 😃
AA: oh, gtfo m
LC: [ When YYou saYY no one can drag YYou, that's a prettYY open invitation. ]
LC: [ Uhm. ]
ID: i mean. i guess it does stop you from doing anything too dumb.
LC: [ I... guess. ]
AA: hads, n.
AA: that's dumb and yrn dumb.
AA: almost as dumb as that statement. >:{
SA: it stops me from destroying myself which is the same thing, right.
ID: yeah!
SA: you narrowly limbo under death and I narrowly avoid having a catastrophic meltdown.
ID: now if it'll shock you when you blab too much.
SA: you already do that.
SA: oh wait doe this mean I can't use hearts anymore.
SA: <>
ID: whoa there pris, don't make me get jealous over myself.
SA: hahaha
AA: wait wtf you knew what hrnts werne the entirne time??
ID: back off my man.
ID: i'll cut you.
LC: [ YYou guYYs could reallYY use a moirail. ]
SA: ... what do you mean I knew what hearts were the entire time.
SA: of course I knew what i meant everytime I did this
SA: ❤
SA: I can't believe you all thught i was enough of a space cadet to not know.
SA: oh my god.
AA: oh my god, i take back my hrnt at you, weirndo.
ID: i got my moirai yern, duh.
AA: Ö H M Y G Ö D. fuck offffff. >:}
ID: i can't let myself hear all this negative talk about myself. i'll get mad.
AA: yrn exactly that level of space cadet.
ID: and hey pris i figured you knew what they meant.
ID: i mean. it's a heart.
ID: you're naive, not idiotic.
SA: oh so sipara just thought I was a fool.
SA: alright I see how it is.
SA: it's not weird, it's a way of denoting affection.
SA: my hearts are platonic.
SA: unless specified otherwise.
ID: 🖤
SA: oh it's invisible.
ID: use that one. really fuck with trolls.
SA: thank you ❤
LC: [ Ah, uh. I forgot to finish mYY sentence. ] LC: [ Hadean, well I trust YYou that it works so I hope it will keep working. ] LC: [ And uh. Invisible hearts? ]
ID: 🖤 🖤 🖤
ID: are they invisible? i see them.
LC: [ I see. For sYYmbolizing "platonic love" but not in the <> sense? ]
SA: they look sort of invisible on my phone but my backlight is dark.
LC: [ Or did I just miss the point. ]
SA: i think it's more for kismesisitude crossed with matespritship.
ID: they don't have a white heart this is bullshit.
LC: [ ... Wouldn't that be a black heart? ]
AA: i can't see them eithern. >:{
SA: well it is a black hert.
ID: 💙 we can use this one for platonic hearts?
SA: but that requires... finding it in the list.
AA: haaads, stop trn - nnnnn.
AA: and it's blue!!
SA: or you could all assume that if I'm using a heart... it's... platonic.
ID: 💚
SA: and you all can use the multicolored rainbow hearts.
SA: nevermind I like that one.
SA: that's my new heart.
SA: it's my color.
AA: prni, it's way morne fun if yrn, like, madly in love with evernyone, tho.
ID: there you go!
LC: [ Ah. ] LC: [ Noted. ] LC: [ And it is. ] LC: [ Sipara please. ]
ID: i fixed everything. again.
SA: yes, sipara. I will die for you i am so in. love. with you.
AA: yrn like the rnomcom lead we nevern wanted!!
SA: Hadean too
SA: everyone in this chat.
LC: [ Heh. ]
SA: you are all. my matesprit.
AA: amazing. >:} wait no wow back it up.
ID: hey i don't share! rude!
SA has sent :/.png it's a selfie of him makng an even more unamused face than usual
LC: [ Incredible. ]
SA: oh so I can only pick one is that it.
AA: it's gotta be unrneciprocated, that's wherne the com comes in!!
ID: i though the com comes from them both feeling romantic inclinations but not knowing how to act on them correctly.
AA has sent DUH.PNG. It's a selfie of her sticking out her tongue like a mature adult.
AA: why not both, hads??
SA: I thught the commeant comedy.
LC: [ YYou must pick Prisma. ] LC: [ Though while I understand it's currentlYY for amusement's sake. ]
LC: [ ... I hope. ]
SA: Who has to pick prisma.
SA: this is morphing into a dystopian love carat.
SA: everyone wants me and I don't want anyone.
ID has sent ravishingromcominterest.png! It's a selfie of him with his hair down making the most overdramatic puppy eyes.
AA: p surne i watched an anime like that once. >:P
SA: anti-harem.
AA: !!!
SA: Put those eyes away, Hadean.
ID: never.
SA: i don't wnat that face on my phome.
ID: too late.
SA: damn you.
ID: =:PPPPP
SA: 💚
LC: [ Well, I got some romantic interest lYYing elsewhere, so I have alreadYY picked them. SorrYY for letting YYou down Prisma. ]
AA: why keep yrn hairn brnaided?? it's so fucking shiny.
SA: oh, well, yern.
ID: uh because it fucking tangles to fucking hell. duh.
SA: that's fine I didn't want you anywyas.
SA: i am now the spiteful lead.
SA: it's called conditioner.
AA: y, why not brnush it morne and keep it unbrnaided??
LC: [ Well, no offense was taken. ]
AA: Y E A H.
ID: and yeah i got some sweet hair. even though i abuse the fuck out of it.
ID: conditioner costs cash!
ID: and i don't want to be brushing it 24/7 when i'm traveling.
SA: at least put it in a ponytail every so often.
LC: [ WhYY would YYou need to brush it 24/7 while travelling. ] LC: [ Just brush it at the morning, then at the evening. If the weather is windYY, tie it up. ]
SA: wouldn't it be easier to have short hair because you can't take careo f it....?
SA: get a hipster cut like mine.
LC: [ Well I happen to have quite a long hair and I also travel alot. ]
SA: i now advocate you being bald.
LC: [ It's manageable, and also up to what others feel comfortable with. ]
LC: [ Well, no thank YYou. MYY hair is prettYY nice as it is. ]
LC: [ I have a feeling being bald got more disadvantages than advantages to it. ]
SA: not if you wear hats.
SA: I am not tired for once and I don't know how to feel about this.
LC: [ I am not a fan of hats. TheYY are weird. ] LC: [ Wouldn't YYou feel, well, content? Not feeling like falling into a nap for once. ]
ID: i like my braid. =:I
SA: I will make you a daisy chain to loop in it when you come shopping.
ID: my face doesn't look as nice with short hair i don't think.
AA: nnnn, don't cut yrn hairn. long headfluff is bettern, obvs. prni, you should grnow yrns out. >:P
ID: why is your hair short then sips.
SA: i'll grow mine out when I'm ready to commit to a domestic stepford quad.
SA: 😐
LC: [ Well that sounds quite unfortunate. ]
SA: why is your hair short, then, yes
AA: it was down to the floorn, tyvm, and some chucklefuck cut it off.
AA: >:1
LC: [ Long hair can be quite useful. ]
SA: ...what is its use? as a rope?
LC: [ It can warm the back YYour neck during winter. YYou could use it to get cozYY with the help of it. And no. ]
ID: ah man that sucks. =:/
ID: cull them for it?
ID: or chop their hair back? =>:D
SA: scalp them.
SA: two birds one stone.
LC: [ And oh. Did YYou fight them back Sipara? ]
AA: lmfao. that was like, six pernigees ago. it's way longern than it was. and y, y, dnw, i cut off theirn frnonds and fed them to them. >:P
AA: bettern than culling!
SA: that's even worse than i imagined.
ID: i mean i don't go to cold places too much and i'm constantly warm, so. i just like my hair.
SA: I feel sick now.
SA: not really.
ID: hahahah, that'll teach 'em.
AA: it's a jk, nerndlet.
SA: I wish i had someone to get breakfast with.
SA: it did teach them I am sure.
SA: and also brutally traumatized them
ID: damn, i liked the feeding them fronds idea.
ID: what. was it the yellow chucklefuck?
ID: ....fillin?
SA: ....yellow chucklefuck?
LC: [ Well that's a combination of words I didn't expect to see... together. ]
ID: it's some sparkplug that got brainwashed in to being downw ith clowns or something, dnw.
LC: [ Wow. How unfortunate. Like, genuinelYY unfortunate. ]
SA: that's. horrific.
SA: I still can't believe we have...
LC: [ It is. ]
SA: nevermind.
SA: I am a good person.
AA: haha, n, it was a lame-o teal frnom the rning. same place as my face. >:1 AA: and hmm?
AA: haha, it's a little fucked, y.
SA: teals are unusually arrogant.
LC: [ Well, I most definitelYY don't want to know how manYY non-purplebloods got "brainwashed" to be part of the Dark Carnival. ]
ID: teals are the worst. they're in that in-between area that makes them overcompensate.
AA: ^
ID: i mean it's no worse than young psis getting brainwashed by everything else that'll brainwash you. really.
SA: military.
LC: [ MYY experiences with tealbloods been reallYY... mixed. But there are some who are trulYY trYYing to overcompensate. ]
SA: trafficking.
SA: etc
ID: exactly. we're such a hot commodity doncha know.
LC: [ Well, anYYkind of brainwashing is still brainwashing and negativelYY well... affects the troll in question. ]
SA: in some ways it was a positive experience for me.
AA: oh my god.
LC: [ YYou are the rare exception in that case. ]
LC: [ Unless it was pure sarcasm. Then nevermind. ]
ID: i mean. trolls like pris are becoming depressingly more common, y'know?
SA: no, I did learn much more from my program than I would haveb eing left on planet without being put in.
SA: But I would also still have complete feelings.
ID: they're deciding we don't last long enough to get a happy wrigglerhood.
SA: so you tell me.
SA: yes.
SA: My saboteur training began as soon as I was old enough to think and obey.
LC: [ I am aware. ]
AA: idk, it ain't that bad, if you don't have them cutting into yrn pan. AA: i mean, we'rne all gonna end up in the militarny anyway. >:/
SA: 😃 will we
ID: i mean. that's a big if for some of us there sips.
SA: I won't.
ID: you were already in the military pris, that counts.
SA: damn you.
LC: [ Well, I wish lowerbloods got more leewaYY just as higherbloods. And I don't have manYY intentions to be part of the militarYY. ]
SA: no but if you are sorted there then you will be but if not you will be fine.
SA: if I were recaptured and retested I would still tesr for the military based on psionics but also because my protective instincts are outrageously high.
SA: lavender chai sounds good.
LC: [ Well I'd rather not. I am a cartographer and a mapmaker, not a troll who wants to deal with official paperwork and not seeing a planet for the rest of mYY lifespan. ] LC: [ ... And I am aware I am more fortunate that I can counter-argue against it. ]
SA: you could become part of recon
ID: i mean yer is high enough, he'll get some more choice.
ID: esp if he's actually good at what he wants to do.
ID: ...you're a he, right.
LC: [ Well, I positivelYY am. And YYes. ]
ID: see? nothing for him to worry about.
LC: [ If I happened to end up as a ship captain or anYYthing (Not sure if I'd qualifYY), I'd probablYY do mYY best to provide mYY crew an actuallYY pleasant... work experience. ]
LC: [ Which is a major "If", cause being a ship captain sounds stressful. ]
ID: man, my pumper breaks for you. =:P
LC: [ I see YYour sarcasm and I am not going to counter it with sarcasm. ]
ID: good because i would have had to make it weird if you did.
SA: I don't know if you want praise for this attempt to be a decent person or not
ID: c'mon pris, he's trying! that's better than like. most of the highbloods in here.
LC: [ ... Prisma. ] LC: [ I am aware I am "priviliged" and no waYY will I ever experience what lowerbloods got to go through. ]
LC: [ I am prettYY self-aware, thank YYou verYY much. ]
SA: I never said you weren't.
LC: [ Well, some implications were there. AnYYwaYY. I am not going to go into anYYkind of sob stories. ] LC: [ I am just generallYY trYYing to be a decent troll and not judge one bYY it's caste if theYY happen to be lower on the spectrum. ]
ID: so yern, you watch lord of the rings.
LC: [ I saw it a long while ago with a friend. WhYY? ]
ID: because i just watched it and i now judge everyone based on which eyecandy they like best.
ID: so c'mon. desert island, stuck with one of them. which one.
AA: hads taste is shit, btw.
ID: fuck off aragon was alright for a fish.
ID: though i did like her better before i knew she was a fish.
ID: bitch tricked me in to liking her. D:<=
EA: +Can confirm. Shit tast=.-
ID: you guys could've told me she was a fish!
AA: wrnong, legolas was totes bettern. AA: but ikrn? she was sornt of qt if you didn't know she was hiding fucking gills.
LC: [ Well, I am not a big movie buff and it's been awhile ago since I saw it, so I'd have to rewatch it to make a decision based on it. ]
ID: i was betrayed by all of you and i'll never forgive you.
ID: so much better before she was totally revealed as a fish. =:'(
EA: +W=ll, h=r b=ing garbag= had nothing to do with th= fins, r=ally. If you ask m=. - EA: +It was th= fact that sh= was in a garbag= movi= s=ri=s.-
ID: i mean it could have used like. 200% more bloodshed.
ID: the talking parts got too fancy and boring sometimes. =:/
LC: [ Well, that's what YYou get when the director is a seadweller. ]
SA: Legolas is perfect. And you're making a mistake Hadean
ID: legolas was too flimsy looking for me. =:'(
EA: +L=golas is fangirl bait =:|-
ID: yeah why'd he get all the super cool fight sequences.
AA: legolas is hot af and you can both fight me, soz.
SA: oh so am I too flimsy too 😢
ID: sorry pris, you couldn't even beat me in throwing knives. =:P
ID: get gud.
AA: y, prni. he is the twig judging the rnest of the fornest.
SA: it's okay when you're vetter I'll properly destroy you.
ID: swoon. =:PPPPPP
SA: if that's all it takes why not gimli...
SA: oh-- true, sipara
ID: because gimli wasn't hot!
ID: duh.
EA: +L=golas do=sn't =v=n look lik= h= could kick down a door without br=aking his lifts.- EA: +Giv= m= a strong girl clad in armor with a broadsword any night of th= w==k inst=ad.-
LC: [ So do YYou pick faves based* on their looks, Hadean? ]
ID: a mix of looks and being able to kick ass.
SA: Hadean is a shallow mother fucker of course he does
LC: [ Well, figures. ]
ID: says the guy who rated me a 7/10!
SA: well you are a 7/10 this is a logical facr
EA: +7/10 is g=n=rous-
AA: come watch me flarnp, gausia, you'll totes swoon. >:P
ID: says the one who shaves stars in her hair.
AA: y, clearnly he is 8/10, stfu.
EA: +I would if you practic=d prop=r hyg=ni=, mayb= =:P-
SA: 😳
ID: i can only go up from 8/10.
LC: [ Well. ]
EA: +Do you hav= som=thing against stars? Stars ar= hott=r than you'll =v=r b=! By s=v=ral d=gr==s!-
AA: n, mud is my aesthetic, soz yrn 2lame to apprneciate.
LC: [ Stars are much hotter than anYYone in here, in fact. ]
EA: +^-
ID: i mean body-temperature wise maybe. but i'm pretty unnaturally hot that way too. =:P
LC: [ Well Hadean, a star still beats YYou nonetheless. ]
LC: [ SorrYY to disappoint YYou. ]
SA: Hadean is a 10/10 for being hell to share a bed with
SA: I am feeling shockingly lucid today it's wonderful
EA: +That r=minds m=, I do n==d to g=t Sipara som= stuff from Lush som=tim=. Mayb= th=n sh= can prop=rly b= brib=d into taking a bath.-
LC: [ ... Do I want to know the details Prisma? ]
ID: c'mere and i'll put my burning star hands on you.
ID: what's a lush.
SA: Someone who drinks and flirts
ID: ...sip is already kinda a lush isn't she.
SA: also don't touch me with your grubby star hands
AA: lmfao. Y E S.
ID: i meant ea pris. but i'll grab you too. =:P
SA: at least use some sanitizer first
AA: accornding to the tabloids. and you. app. >:P
SA: oh! The betrayal
ID: i'm about to get in to the bath, i'll be hella clean. =>:I
SA: 🛁
LC: [ YYou most definitelYY will be, Hadean. ]
ID: just gotta, y'know. juggle a phone and try not smacking my broke ass arm on the way in.
EA: +Oh, right. Uh. Lush is sort of lik=... a plac= wh=r= you go to g=t, uh... bath products that ar= usually d=void of ch=micals that can b= harmful to your skin, and stuff? It's sort of hoity toity highblood stuff, but, th= stuff sm=lls r=ally good...- EA: +Also bath bombs. Mak= your whol= bath tub look lik= spac= or lik=, a uh... tropical, fruity thing. I am not th= b=st at this.-
ID: ...sips i want to go to a lush. =:I is there a lush on the drive.
LC: [ Well YYou'd have an easier time not having YYour phone with YYou, especiallYY if onlYY one of YYour hands is free due to the other... being broken. ] LC: [ What did YYou do at the carnival that YYou managed to break it? ]
ID: fought a jade with a halberd. duh.
ID has sent itstotesgettingbetter.png! Boy is that a broke arm. But it's giving a thumbs up.
LC: [ Oh. Well. ] LC: [ At least YYou are doing well, nonetheless. ]
SA: i am going to slap you if you don't stop using that hand
AA: .. gausia, wtf you trnying to buy me lush forn? >:}
SA: she is making unsubtle advances obviously
SA: 😐
AA: and y, we can find one. but also pls slap him, prni. AA: wtf is it out of the cast forn??
ID: it got itchy.
SA: HADEAN
EA: +This was a jok= that larg=ly got out of my hands, onc=... I finally und=rstood that no on= knows what Lush is.- EA: +Shut up, SA.-
AA: .. let me cornrnect that. you can buy me lush, Gausie, but you still ain't allowed in the trnap. soz. >:P
ID: just give the free lush to me. duh.
SA: 🤣
SA: gausia
SA: we've met before
EA: +I don't want to b= in your trap! It would b= an actual, lit=ral trap!-
SA: 🤔
EA: +... Wait, what? hav= w=?-
SA: Prisma
SA: coffee.
SA: you spilt everything
EA: +... - EA: +No, totally don't know you. Not at all.-
AA: loool, what.
SA: 🤔🤔🤔
ID: well then.
EA: +Okay, list=n, if I kn=w =v=ryon= I accid=ntly tripp=d into, spill=d som=thing onto, or, you know, I would, uh.... w=ll....- EA: +... know a lot of p=opl=.-
SA: but we talked
ID: let's move on to a more interesting topic. also if i don't reply very often, you try typing and washing your ass-length hair at the same time.
SA: well some of us cut our hair off and keep our arms in our casts like we're supposed to
ID: casts are evil torture devices.
SA: I am dragging my hands down my face.
ID: that are coated in a substance to make your skin itch under it.
SA: that is literally not how that works
AA: dude, when yrn arnm heals crnooked, I'm gonna have to rnebrneak it to set it strn8.
LC: [ Well, casts are meant to be kept on to help YYour bones staYY in one place while the break heals, Hadean. ]
AA: and I'm gonna make fun of you the entirne fucking time.
LC: [ BYY taking it off, YYou are making it worse. ]
SA: how did we know it was set straight the first time. Did anybody get him an x ray
ID: it's fine. does it look crooked? no.
LC: [ Just as Sipara said. ]
SA: Your face is going to look crooked if I see you again 👀
SA: but not really
EA: +W= can always just cut your arm off and g=t you a prosth=tic! I'll =v=n giv= you a discount!-
SA: oh.
ID: fuck that, my arm is going to heal straight as an arrow and i'm gonna shove it in alll of your faces.
SA: if it doesn't though...
ID: also x ray pris do i look like i'm made of money.
LC: [ If YYou saYY so. Then we will see. ]
AA: we didn't need an xrnay, I do this all the time, prni. >:}
AA: and n, n cutting off anything, omfg.
LC: [ And if YYour arm heals crooked and needs to be well uh... get it to re-heal the right waYY, I could paYY for YYour X-RaYYs. ]
ID: gee lc, thanks. it won't happen because i'm sturdy af but a+ using your powers for good right there.
AA: lmao, n. he's my patient, i totally got it coverned. >:}
ID: i mean who here hasn't broken bones before.
LC: [ I am not sure if that's a good thing, Sipara. ]
AA: haha, excuse me?
ID: hey sips is an a+ mediculler.
ID: i mean with all the fights she gets in to, patching herself up is enough to make her like. an expert.
AA: n, hush, let him finish, i am fucking curnious what mapboy thinks he knows abt mediculling.
ID: http://i.imgur.com/1AvMrPv.mp4
AA: >:P
LC: [ Well I am not sure if YYou got a medical training but YYour approach seems to be usuallYY more drastic, from what I can... see. ] LC: [ Not just from before but YYour general demeanour. No offense. ]
EA: +I got popcorn, who wants som=?-
ID: yoooo hmu.
LC: [ SorrYY to tell YYou but I am not here to start a fight through the internet, just state an opinion. ]
ID: sorry bud, you're in a fight now.
AA: oh, shit, if yrn not arnguing overn my crnedentials, yrn just qqing bc of my rnough pernsonality, then who the fuck am i to take offense?
AA: herne's an opinion: go choke on an entirne bulge. AA: xoxo. >:}
LC: [ ... No thanks. ]
LC: [ I'd rather not. ]
AA: rnly? yeah, guess not, wtf was I thinking. AA: go choke on yrn own bulge, how's that, brnah.
LC: [ Won't do that either, I am not nastYY. ]
EA: +Com= back to th= hot=l th=n!!!! B=for= w= =at it all.-
ID: i just got in the bath. =:'(
ID: got suds alll through my hair.
AA: now put conditionern in it. >:}
ID: i didn't buy any. you got conditioner?
EA: +Call room s=rvic=.-
AA: i am not trnekking overn to brning you conditionern. >:1
ID: i'm trekking over to you then. =:P can i use your trap to finish this bath.
AA: .. lmao, uhh. AA: y, surne, why not.
EA: +... you b=tt=r hav= a tow=l or I am actually going to call th= polic=.-
ID: dnw, i will not give you mental scars. got this sweet fucking robe.
SA: I left to get a frozen chai and I come back to this.
ID: sorry pris, you guys tell me to use conditioner, i gotta get it somehow.
SA: lord.
SA: maybe you need a bath set
AA: dw, it's warnm outside.
ID: i like baths. i just don't get them very often!
ID: omw sips, don't worry.
AA: and can a bathset beat my awesome conversation, prni?? obvs not. not even if you put my pan in a jarn with speakerns and those little floaties.
SA: 😦 I want to have bathtub conversations
ID: dnw pris, i'll still keep chatting on here while i'm chatting with sips. =:P
SA: yes but it's not the same as hearing your voice 💚
AA: go rnun a bath and it can be T W I C E of em. >:}
SA: 😂
SA: I could take a bath but I have no reason to. I'm still clean
ID: take a bath just for the fun of baths, duh!
AA: do it to paint yrn nails!
SA: mmrm
SA: paint my nails...
ID: man, sometime i'll drag the both of you to a hotspring.
ID: clearly that's the best option for bath chats.
SA: fine. I will draw a bath.
AA: make them prnetty! and glue shit in 'em.
SA: why would I glue things to them I have to work.
AA: and omg. >:} yyyy. therne arne, like, hot canals nearn my hive, but they'rne full of fish.
AA: to make them prnetty, duh, keep up.
SA: I don't have any bath bombs
SA: hot canals.. full of fish
SA: that sounds alarming
ID: i've found some springs that are fish-free. take some time off both of you and we can go.
SA: some fish eat skin in hot springs and it's good for you
ID: sips meant fish as in seadwellers. but that. eww.
SA: I'm going to drop my phone In here I'm sure
SA: oh.
SA; I thought she meant. Actual fish.
EA: +With th= discussion about sushi last night, I don't know if sh='s =v=r s==n a fish.- EA: +As in, an actual fish.-
AA: meant both. >:} but lmao, grnoss!
AA: ofc I did, nerndass, I lived on the coast forn two sweeps. seen, like, all the fish everny fish. evern the tentacle fish.
SA: you mean octopi and squids
ID: quick warning, almost to the room, hide your poor little blueblood eyes soon gaus.
SA: or jelly fish
AA: n, i meant tentacle fish. don't you brning that highblood shit into my hive. >:P
ID: my hand is full of phone so knock knock sips, hope you got the good conditioner in there. =:P
SA: 😠 I'll bring my high blood shit where I want
SA: okay I feel the joys of feeling slowly leaving.
SA: now I'm just tired. The bathtub tricked me
AA: brnb, brnb, be rnight therne.
ID: ahahah sorry pris. baths can be hella calming.
SA: you did this to me
SA: do you have a favorite scent
ID: i like spicy scents.
ID: but i don't know if they make hair stuff spicy.
ID: and by spicy i mean, like... cinnamon.
EA: +So do=s that m=an I n==d to r=turn th= jal=p=no bath bomb?-
ID: wow do i look like a masochist?
ID: i mean. the shoulder wound and broken arm might have thrown you off.
ID: so. fair assumption i guess.
SA: what about cinnamon and apple? Cardimom?
ID: apples smell alright, but just. anything spicy i like sniffing.
SA: oh, I should show you my cologne sometime, perhaps you'd like that.
SA: oud has a very specific scent.
SA: it's like sandalwood and spice.
ID: huh. sounds nice. let me sniff you up. =:P
SA: I will let you smell my wrist, let's keep a cap on sniffing.
ID: i'll take it. should've known you'd wear cologne. mr. fancy pants. =:P
SA: of course I do. I have a collection.
SA: it's one of my favorite things to shop for.
ID: sorry, got busy washing my hair.
SA: good, now it will be silky and beautiful.
SA: and not. bloody and dirty.
ID: I got the blood and dirt out of it like yesterday. =:P
SA: But was it washed and conditioned?
ID: i shampooed it! just not conditioner.
ID: it's hard to wash with just the one arm.
SA: If you keep complaining about it someone may offer to help you and I don't believe you want that.
SA: the more i listen the more i enjoy having short hair.
SA: I drink your tears.
ID: this is just some nice venting, not looking for sympathy/help! =:P
ID: yeah but my hair is cool as fuck.
ID: when i'm not dealing with a broken arm.
SA: You don't even deal with it when your arm isn't broken, though. It is pinned in a braid all the same.
SA: i am blowing disappointed bubbles into my bathwater i want you to know this.
ID: i brush it sometimes!
AA: n, no helping allowed, it'll be hilarnious when it frnizzes.
ID: ...does conditioner make it frizz.
ID: fucking rude sips. i wasn't told about this.
ID: now you gotta help me brush it so it doesn't.
AA: n, conditione AA: totally does make it frnizz, y.
SA: only if you use fluffing conditioner
AA: sinistern fucking shit rnight therne. >:}
ID: am i going to be fluffy now. =:I
SA: hotel conditioner is too cheap. I hope.
SA: I don't know. We'll have to find out who is right
AA: not if we brnush it, duh.
ID: hope you have a brush.
SA: you just said you wouldn't --
ID: where's the hairdryer.
ID: ...also should have brought clothes with me.
ID: i didn't think this through.
AA: i wasn't, but then he said i gotta, so w/e, w/e AA: do i look like i have a hairndrniern, dude? and
AA: lmfao omggg.
AA: p surne gausia is nevern gonna let you out of the trnap now, so, like, i hope you can eat soap. >:}
ID: hotels have hairdryers. i'll let myself out if i fucking have to. =:I the robe covers like. all of me.
SA: 😂
ID: unless the sight of my head, neck, and some calf are enough to kill her.
SA: possibly
ID: rip gausia then.
SA: I have to cease bathtub otherwise I will fall asleep here and I'd like to sleep in my bed
SA: see you later, Hadean, Sipara. Gausia.
ID: later pris.
AA: l8rn, dude.
ID: if gausia is gonna be a wriggler, come in here. =>:I
AA: see, if you wernen't a candle monstern, we'd have an easy solution. >:{ AA: lucky forn you, i am a fucking E N G I N E E RN.
ID: wtf is a candle monster.
AA: ... y'know, like, the wax museum things. except they'rne rnly fucking tall, and smothern ppl. also, coverned in wax. AA: get w yrn cinema, duh.
ID: i told you i don't watch movies. and why am i a candle monster.
AA: neway. Ï have made you the best fucking gift, and it's called S H E E T S. wrnap it like a tunic! voilaaa. >:}
AA: starnt watching them. be less lame!
ID: whatever, tunic sheets it is. and my phone speakers don't work and my husktop only works like. every now and then.
AA: and bc yrn also tall and drnippy. jfc, hads, keep up.
AA: prnobs bc you keep it all in a tent, dude. >:} js.
AA: also btw bettern be decent bc i am coming in in, like, five.
