[Kit and Pheres fumble over whether they're really dating or not, to the eventual conclusion that they're at least definitely going on another date, and that nobody else really ever needs to find out.]
-- cerebralCottontail [CC] started trolling refiningSpacetime [RS]! --
RS: | I Emerge From the Kitchen | Victorious | ! | RS: | I had to Resort to a Recipe | I am Afraid |
RS: | But | I still Experimented | and I am Pleased with What I Created | So | RS: | That is What Counts | ? | Haha |
RS: | Anyway | I should Clean | RS: | But | ! | I am Leaving This Here | RS: http://68.media.tumblr.com/92ed838ec2f15c55b589a2a0aca03215/tumblr_mwmmoelMPM1solp3co1_1280.jpg
RS: | Forgive the Hay | That is the Only Spot in This Entire Hive | that has Adequate Lighting |
SA: i was going to send hadean the hotel address.
SA: but instead this is here
SA: something in me has died.
RS: | Hahahaha |
RS: | What | Are You not a Fan of Seafood | ? | =:) |
SA: pheres you put shrimp in gelatin.
SA: why in god's name did you put shrimp in gelatin.
RS: | I was Curious to See How It would Taste | ! |
RS: | Also | It is Not Just Shrimp | Obviously |
RS: | I Emulsified a Fish | for Flavour |
SA:
SA: 😖
RS: | =:) |
ID: have you... tried... it...?
RS: | You Know | If You are Coming Up to Retrieve the Gremlin | I can Make You a Plate for the Road |
RS: | Oh | No | Of Course Not |
SA: no please no
RS: | I'm not Eating It |
SA: i will have my bourbon salmon at my five star restaurant, thank you.
RS: | =:( |
RS: | Perhaps I have Poured Bourbon into This | Prisma |
RS: | You do not Know With Any Certainty |
RS: | Unless You Try It | ! |
SA: i said bourbon salmon not that I am an alcoholic.
RS: | Well | If This has a Fish | RS: | And It Has Bourbon |
ID: ...who did you. make this for...?
RS: | Is There Really a Difference Between the Bourbon Salmon |
RS: | And My Bourbon | Uh |
RS: | | |
SA: pheres... that's. not how cooking works.
RS: | Gelatin | Shrimp | Fish | Creation | ? |
RS: | Yes | Well | People Keep Telling Me That | But I have Yet to be Convinced |
RS: | =:P |
SA: i sent the reservation information, hadean.
SA: I have to go lie down before pheres stresses me out any further.
RS: | Oh | I'm only Teasing | RS: | I wouldn't Feed It to You | It was Made for Emerel's Viewing Pleasure | Don't Worry | =:) |
ID: hahah. i think you already spooked him off...
RS: | Oh | ! |
RS: | | I didn't Genuinely Upset Him | Did I | ? |
RS: | He is rather Difficult to Read | But I was only Teasing |
ID: i think your. creation just. upset his... refined palate.
ID: and he's had, uh. a long night to boot...
ID: so i wouldn't worry about it.
RS: | Oh | ! |
RS: | Ah | That's Unfortunate | RS: | Do Tell Him I was Joking | ? | If You Would | ? | I Hope He Feels Better Later |
ID: i'll pass the message along, he'll probably just request that you never cook him anything ever. dnw.
RS: | Hahaha | RS: | I can Cook | ! | I just | Choose to Experiment | It is More Fun that Way |
RS: | Are You Aware that You can Cook a Roast in the Microwave | ? | RS: | Or | Ah | The Revolving Radiation Machine | =:B |
ID: ahahah you might want to. post a picture next time you make something that looks nicer... so he can see.
ID: no. but i don't have much interaction with revolving radiation machines!
RS: | Ah | But What does He Consider Nice | ? |
RS: | That is the Question | ! |
RS: | Because He was Parading His Five Star Restaurant like A Badge of Merit | RS: | And I Have Eaten at Enough of Those | that I am Aware of the Sort of Things They Sell | RS: | I do not Make a Habit of Cooking Songbirds | Tragically | Sipara would Object | =:B |
ID: hahah he seems to like seafood i guess. i know he likes sushi.
RS: | But | I suppose I will Have to Strive to Impress Him with Something Nicer | Next Time | RS: | Some Sweet | Citrus | Desert | =:P |
RS: | Do You Cook | ? |
ID: i catch things and usually fry them on a fire. but i don't know if that... counts...
RS: | I don't See Why It Wouldn't |
ID: i dunno. i always think of cooking as... using an appliance. and spices.
RS: | Nonsense | RS: | I Mean | Yes | Spices are Lovely | But It is Still Cooking | RS: | They are Hardly Necessary to the Creation of a Meal |
RS: | Salads Don't Require Either of Those Things | And They still Constitute Cooking | RS: | | I Think | Haha |
ID: fair point. i. also think.
ID: =:P
RS: | =:B |
RS: | Are You Feeling Alright | ? |
RS: | Oh | That was Abrupt |
RS: | | Mm | The Question Remains |
ID: i mean. a little. but i don't have room to judge do i? =:P
ID: i'm. fine!
RS: | =:? |
RS: | Are You Certain | ? |
ID: i mean. mostly fine. wounded ego and all that stuff.
RS: | Yes | I Noticed That | RS: | You're being Meeker than Usual |
RS: | It doesn't especially Suit You | RS: | | =:/ | Is There Anything I Can Do to Help | ? |
ID: haah, no. it's fine! me and sips are gonna fix it. things'll be fine in. a few nights probably!
ID: and pris. pris is helping too.
RS: | Are They | ? | That's Good |
RS: | A Touch Alarming | Given Her Preference of Solutions | But | Well | RS: | I suppose That is the Three of You's Business | Haha |
ID: ...hahah, yeah. though in her defense she did not come up with the solution, merely... encouraged it?
ID: what are you up to now that your. masterpiece is complete...?
RS: | Oh | Should I Ask What Your Solution Is | ? | Haha |
ID: ....uh.
RS: | Mm | Don't Fret | I won't Ask Further |
RS: | If You Don't Want Me To |
RS has attached BONES.JPEG! It's a picture of a kitchen table that's been meticulously cleaned off and is covered in large white bracelets large enough to slip over a horn. Several have designs carved into them, and one is in the process of being carved, going by the dremel drill nearby.
ID: ahahah, just a little fight. nothing impressive.
ID: huh. that's neat. seems like a lot of work!
RS: | Oh | Haha | You are Like Sipara | Aren't You | ? | RS: | Mm | Be Careful | ! |
ID: dw, dw. nothing like a new fight to make you forget about the old one, right?
RS: | Yes | Well | That |- IS -| Her Philosophy | RS: | Haha |
RS: | It Is a Lot of Work | But It is Relaxing | And | It's Worth It | RS: | Considering How Specialised Most Horn Accessories have to Be |
ID: it's a good philosophy! =:P
ID: yeah that makes sense. is this a hobby for you?
RS: | It Is | ! | I Make My Jewelry | Haha | RS: | It Isn't As If I Have Any Other Use for All Of These Bones |
ID: are these for you then? or do you make them for other people?
RS: | I Make Them for Myself | Sipara Prefers Gold Jewelry |
RS: | And Emerel Only Wears Black | Haha | RS: | Would You Like One | ? | =:) | I Expect They could Fit You Well Enough |
ID: i think my rack has a lot going on already. but thanks for the offer! they do look nice.
RS: | Mm | Yes | RS: | I suppose There might Be Objections to My Attempting to Dress You Again | Given the Faire | as Well | =:P |
ID: hey, i was mostly alright with the outfit! =:P the vents did keep me cooler.
RS: | Mostly Alright | RS: | =:P |
RS: | Well | As Long as They Kept You Cool | Their Purpose was Well-Served | Haha | RS: | Are You Getting Along Well with Sipara | Then | ? |
ID: hey, it was a drastic step away from my usual t-shirt and jeans okay. mostly alright is as good as it gets.
ID: oh. uh, yeah! we're having fun.
IA: Hell-o every-one!
RS: | Is This Travelling Arrangement Permanent | ? | I am Just Curious | RS: | And | Hello | IA | ! | How are You | This Fine Night | ? | =:) |
ID: uh. i don't know about that. we didn't talk about it or anything...
ID: i wouldn't say he's a friend. =:P and not yet.
IA: I see.
RS: | Oh | My Apologies | ! | I am Not Trying to be Invasive | RS: | Merely Curious | But | Ah | I think I am Asking Too Many Questions Tonight | RS: | And It is Unkind | Given Your Nerves | So | Sorry | =:( |
RS: | I am Lovely | IA | Thank You for Asking | ! | RS: | Attempting a Night Without Work |
RS: | It is Not Going Entirely Well | I am Unsure How People Manage It | ! |
RS: | Although | I have Captured Two Infantile Meowbeasts | RS: | One Squirrel | and a Large Snake that were All Roaming Near My Matesprit's Hive | RS: | So That was a Touch of Excitement |
RS: | Ah | Your Text says One Thing | Hadean | RS: | But Your Love of Periods | Your Use of Uhs | and Your General Hesitance | RS: | Implies Otherwise | =:P | Haha |
RS: | And | No | I Don't | RS: | His Hive is Simply out in a Rural Area | So There are a Number of Small Animals | RS: | that Enjoy Attempting to Breach the Interior | and I'd Rather Kabiir Not Eat Them |
IA: --Oh n-o! That s-ounds very unpleasant f-or the kittens and squirrels and snakes. G-o-od j-ob keeping them safe!
RS: | | RS: | Thank You | ! | =:B |
RS: | You should Both Tell Me About Your Hobbies |
RS: | If I have Not Scared Hadean Off Entirely | Haha |
IA: I d-on't have many -outside -of w-ork I'm afraid. I'm a little b-oring :(
IA: I'm t-o-o much -of a w-orkah-olic, th-ough I d-o enj-oy watching tv s-ometimes, d-oes that c-ount?
ID: sorry to report not scared off! am checking in to a hotel tho.
RS: | Oh | Nonsense | ! | I am Sure You are Perfectly Fascinating | RS: | We all Think Ourselves Boring | After All | But That is Merely Over-Exposure at Work | =:B | RS: | Television Certainly Counts |
RS: | And | Oh | ! | What Sort of Hotel | ? |
RS: | Or | Well | Never Mind | RS: | Are You Two Already at The City | ? | ? |
ID: yeah. uh. it's a...
ID: ...it's a. really fucking nice hotel.
IA: That's g-o-od!
AA: he is lying. AA: it is the best fucking hotel i have evern seen, holy shit. they have G O L D D O O R K N O B S.
RS: | ? | Oh My | AA: G O L D D O O RN K N O B S.
ID: ...where's the room service stuff.
ID: i can't. imagine what the room service is like.
AA: (oh my god, i bet the rnoom sernvice ppl arne, like, fucking tela.)
AA: (tela.)
AA: ( T E A L S. )
IA: Check the bathr-o-om, d-o they have bubble p-orts built int-o the garden tubs?
IA: Th-ose are always my fav-orite and y-ou kn-ow y-ou have a g-o-od h-otel if they have th-ose.
ID: why are there two traps. man this is fancy.
AA: bc prnisma is considernate and wants to have a bathtub parnty, duh.
AA: you two can soak like fish and hollern acrnoss the hall. >:}
AA: it is B O N D I N G.
AA: .. shit, he needs to grnow out his headfluff so i can brnaid it.
AA: and y! therne arne bubble pornts. i think. wtf is a garnden tub.
ID: so are you saying you aren't gonna soak like a fish. =:P
IA: Ah, a garden tub is a very big, r-o-omy tub. Excellent t-o share and usually deep en-ough t-o, s-o t-o speak, s-oak like a fish.
ID: ....oh there's an outside.
SA: do you see the building with the amber dome?
ID: pris! uhhhh. yes.
SA: i am on the third floor from the top of that building, right set of four windows.
SA: hello.
AA: y, y. me and prni will rnotate tubs like schools of fish. orn w/e. obvs. >:P
AA: omg omg. AA: prniiiiiiiiiii. can you see the waving? >:}
ID: we are now both waving. =:P
SA: sort of.
SA: not really.
SA: I could get a scope out and then I could see you, however.
ID: oh well. we can see each other tomorow. for food.
SA: i will pick somewhere less awe-striking than the hotel. I don't wish to spoil you both 😂
ID: too late. the moment our fronds touched the golden doorknobs we were forever ruined.
AA: ^^^
IA: They're sp-oiled n-ow, Pris. They -only deserve the best n-ow.
SA: I didn't think they were solid gold...
SA: i did better than I thought. 😊
AA: it's trnue. >:P and you should totes pull out the scope, prni, and get a gandern of my totes sweet outfit. AA: like, N O RN M A L L Y, i'm like, all against folks pointing guns, but it's wornth it. since yrn not overn herne.
AA: it has a headband!!
ID: i do like the headband.
ID: soon i too will have a sweet outfit. we can all look sweet together.
SA: Maybe I will then.
SA: Hang on.
SA: yes I see you now.
SA: look at you.
SA: adorable
SA: I'm happy you're here in the city finally
IA: This is such a sweet c-onversati-on.
IA: I'm s-o glad f-or all -of y-ou t-o meet!
SA: yes.
SA: ❤
AA: 💚
IA: Are y-ou guys dating? :)
ID: sorry it took us a while pris. =:P 💚
AA: uh. uhhhhhhhh.
ID: are you both cheating on me with each other? =:'(
ID: i'm crushed.
AA: n, soz, as much as i love, like, havin' _two_ dudes hanging off my arnm.. AA: they'rne not prnetty enough.
AA: hads has only got hairn down to his ass. like, n, ankle orn bust, gtfo.
SA: i'm plenty pretty.
IA: --Oh, I'm s-orry, I was aiming that for SA and ID. I ap-ol-ogize!
SA: oh.
ID: man i knew all those trims i did weren't worth it-
IA: Y-ou b-oth seem very cl-ose and y-ou send each -other a l-ot -of hearts.
ID: oh man sorry sips you aren't in this ship anymore. time to drown.
AA: y, prni, yrn the prnettiest yellow at the ball. it is trnue. but -- AA: whaaat? gdi.
AA: stfu, hads, i'm gonna drnown both of you in the tubs in a jealous rnage now.
IA: N-ot t-o menti-on y-ou guys seem t-o talk with a sense -of tenderness ab-out and t-o each -other.
AA: that's totes how they do it, rnight?
SA: drowning is not the way I wanted to die.
IA: I didn't want t-o assume s-o I th-ought it'd be safe to ask.
ID: at least choke me out with a belt sips jeesh.
AA: n. if i cull you the way you want to, it's not a jealous rnage, duh.
AA: then it's just fucked up pitch.
AA: and who wants _that_. >:P
SA: do you want to consider Hadean's past reactions to things or are you happy assuming he wouldnt
SA: and no.
ID: wow rude.
SA: it's what i am here for.
SA: how are you tonight, IA.
AA: lmfao.
ID: if there's no green heart coming i'm gonna punch you- i'm punching you. =:'(
SA: --
SA: 💚
SA: do not punch me with your one arm.
AA: iiiiiiiii'm gonna go get some food. bbl, loserns.
SA: oh, see you later sipara.
ID: pick me up something. =:P
AA: n. >:}
IA: G-o-odbye! :)
ID: =>:'(
SA: ... is Sipara okay
ID: i hope so. =>:( since you said this is the city of violence and crime and nasty shit....
SA: ah.
SA: that too
SA: I have picked out a creperie for tomorrow
SA: also
ID: oh cool. uh is it close? or are you gonna come here and bring us... there.
SA: I only have one motorcycle and it is unsafe to move more than one other person on it
SA: we can walk, or I can call a car
SA: it is up to you two
ID: i'm sure we can walk.
ID: though hey you and sip both have bikes. neat.
SA: oh does she have one too? I thought she just had the truck?
ID: the bike can only fit so many trolls.
SA,: well yes 😛
ID: i'll wait up for her to get back here. hopefully it just took her a while to find a place that was affordable to eat...
SA: okay. Let me know when she comes back 😦
SA: I'd offer to talk until then but I don't really have anything to say.
SA: I can't believe i am getting a gremlin baby
ID: i will.
ID: that counts as something to say. what are you gonna... name it?
SA: ...I don't know.
SA: I could just. remain calling it gremlin.
SA: i could call it cupcake.
ID: well. time to think up a name before you get it.
SA: i want it to be cute.... that's all i know.
SA: it's so hideous it's name has to balance out it's ugliness.
SA: like sweetiepie gumdrop
ID: pffff. sweetie for short?
SA: Yes. Or gummy.
SA: i suppose gummy better fits you now though how many times you've been through the grinder in the last few days.
SA: how is your lip.
SA: is it no longer gummy
ID: =:P thanks pris.
ID: my lip healed up first. that was just... surface damage.
SA: it looked horrid though 😦 but mouth injuries usually do.
SA: i'm glad it's better.
ID: that's the fun of mouths! they bleed on everything.
AA: mouth injurnies arne the wooooornst. AA: 2bad you don't scarn, hads, orn you could've had a wicked sweet one.
SA: noses too.
SA: and if you're extremely talented.
SA: eyes.
SA: oh--
SA: sipara, hello.
SA: i was worried.
ID: man don't remind me of what could have been sips. =:'( also yes. we were worried.
AA: ?????
AA: dnw, dudes, i did not get mugged by any mean grneenies. >:}
ID: =:P or snatched up for who knows what. good!
SA: or blue bloods. mafias here like blue hires.
AA: lmfao. i don't sparnk enough forn that. >:P totes no good forn kidnapping, soz. AA: i did, howevern, mug a grneenie forn baked goods. AA: i come bearning D O N U T S.
AA: ... why do you have mafias??
AA: >:?
SA: what sort of domuts?
SA: because Provenance is riddled with criminal courts and mobs. they run the city.
AA: oh, shit. dornuts* AA: ty, ty.
ID: awww, and here i thought you said no to bringing me food. 💚
ID: man make sure you guys chain me up at day or else i might get stolen.
SA: only if they know where you are. Also they will take you and the chain with them.
SA: fun!
SA: you had mercy on him, sipara.
SA: a saint.
AA: n, hads, dn get me wrnong. AA: i brnought donuts, i didn't say you got to fucking eat 'em. >:P they arne for prni. duuuh. AA: 💚
SA: 😂
SA: eat one for me, sipara.
ID: =>:'(
AA: and wtf, wherne arne yrn legislacernatorns??
ID: maybe the mean mafia trolls will bribe me in to their cart with donuts.
SA: i'll give you all the "low down" when we are in my loft.
SA: if you wish.
SA: let us just say the police here are seldom better than the courts.
SA: there is a reason vigilant business like mine is so successful.
AA: laaaaaame. AA: temasek's a hole, but at least, like, the imps keep it fucking clean. >:{
SA: the only good police are in West Haven -- where almost no lowbloods actually stay.
SA: so it is moot.
ID: ...that's where we are right.
SA: 🤷
SA: yes.
SA: Unless you go to Port Solais and stir up trouble you should be fine. I was mostly exaggerating.
SA: but we do have "wake up in tubs of ice" stories.
ID: i thought we stuck out. =:P i thought it was our stunning personalities.
AA: lmfao. y, ditto. AA: thought the looks werne forn ourn grn8 looks. >:}
SA: yes they're fond of that.
SA: they will do it in restaurants too, at certain times or a tcertain ones.
SA: it isn't that West Haven is exclusively high blooded, but rather low bloods are only in it to work usually.
ID: ahh, highbloods. they never change.
SA: they do not.
SA: i still am trying to recover from the one who was
SA: very worried about my face
SA: while simulanteously handing me a bounty countract.
SA: yes, I need your sympathy and pity while you also throw me to the dogs to catch you ex quad.
SA; tell me more about what a poor baby i am.
ID: you're just too cute pris. but also useful. it's a hard balance for a poor charmed troll!
AA: shit, you two arne just rnegularn old pitybait.
SA: maybe if i get cracked in the face again i'll look "rugged" enough to deter their cooing.
SA: aren't we?
ID: only sips' mangled body can protect us now.
ID: awesomely mangled, btw.
AA: .. shit, you can't do what i do, neithern, can you? AA: b/c you'd get squicked if you went and hit on anyone pitch.
AA: starnt wearning a moirnail rning and tell 'em yrn taken. >:}
ID: oh, yeah. the rings thing.
SA: i don't think it would help.
SA: these are usually the sort of people who look at you and say
SA: well no one has to know, right.
SA: don't you want to have fun.
SA: 😐
SA: and then they reach for my thigh and it gets very awkward when i break their nose into their skull
SA: am I joking.
SA: am i serious.
SA: we will never know.
AA: make it fuchsia. come up with a hot heirness gillhead who's 2jelly not to call you on the hourn. AA: orn -- whoa wait what.
AA: ... idc if yrn joking orn srns.
AA: we should totes cull someone anyway. >:P
SA: 👀
SA: i would rather have a real quadrant than make one up.
SA: also let's avoid a group murder activity.
SA; I would like to show you all how nice Provenance is. When. people aren't dying.
AA: aww. i thought that was how we'rne gonna bond. >:"{
RS: | I do not Know What It Is | Exactly | ? | RS: | But | It is Loud |
ID: ...what the fuck. ahahah. it's creepy.
RS: | Isn't It Just | ? |
RS: | Kabiir will not Cease Carrying It About like a Toy | RS: | So I Suppose It is Hers | For Now |
RS: | But | I don't Know Why It Has no Fur |
ID: whats a kabiir.
ID: maybe it's sick.
ID: and lost its fur.
RS: | Ah | Kabiir is a Lusus who Accompanies Me in My Travels |
RS: | Let Me See if I have a Picture |
ID: also congrats on not being sick now. or at least less sick.
RS: http://i.imgur.com/RFPvwq0.jpg RS: | Here She Is | ! |
RS: | | | I Hope It's not Sick | I don't Want It Touching Her | in That Case |
ID: oh. that looks fun.
RS: | =:\ | RS: | And | Haha | Thank You | RS: | I am Not Sick at All | ! |
RS: | I have Successfully Fought Off the Disease | RS: | Through Judicious Application of | Not Applying Tentacles to My Airstem | =:P |
RS: | How are You | ? | I was Going to Read Up | RS: | But | You People Talk Entirely too Much | Haha |
RS: | I think It Said | Over Five Hundred Messages | RS: | I don't Think I Manage Five Hundred Messages in a Single Night | =:P |
ID: hahah yeah we uh. played a dumb game and drank some petrol disguised as wine.
ID: i gotta see if sips is up and about eventually. but the couch is comfy. and my pan sorta aches.
RS: | Oh | ! | Those are Fun |
RS: | | Did You Drink Water | ? |
ID: eh. drinking water would mean getting up. but i will. eventually.
RS: | Well | Good | RS: | Dehydration is | not Going to Help You | Haha | RS: | | Just Wake Her Up | If She is Sleeping Too Late | Else | She will Sleep Until Midnight | =:P |
ID: i guess i should. i am getting hungry.
ID: how grumpy is she waking up on a scale from 1 to 10.
ID: 10 being she will try and claw my eyes out.
RS: | Is She on a Floor | or In a Recuperacoon | ? | ? |
ID: coon. how do i get her out.
RS: | Well | Traditionally | One could Always Try Shouting | RS: | But That is Fifty Fifty | on If She will Wake | RS: | You can Always Grab the Side of the Recuperacoon and Give It a Vigorous Shake | Though |
RS: | And That is Guaranteed to Wake Her |
ID: shaking, got it. if i stop replying assume i'm dead.
ID: good news, not dead.
RS: | Haha | Good | ! |
RS: | I assumed She Wouldn't be Quite |- That -| Aggressive | over a Little Recuperacoon Shaking | RS: | But |
RS: | You said Dead |
RS: | But Are You Free from Maiming | ? | =:P | Sleep-Addled Mauling | ? | ? |
RS: | Are Your Ears still Accepting Sound |
ID: pff fortunately. =:P
ID: she's like waking a cholerbear from hibernation.
SA: it is a hairless baby. I mean, a kitten. Of a strange breed.
SA: do not eat this one.
RS: | =:1 |
RS: | Are You quite Certain It is a Meowbeast | ? |
RS: | I am Fairly Sure They have Hair | Do They Not | ? |
SA: yes. This is a special kind. Made for people who are allergic to fur.
SA: a colleague of mine has one.
SA: they are also called gremlins
RS: | Oh | ! | That's a Cute Name |
SA: ... gremlin?
RS: | Also | Fitting | for an Unsettling Beast |
RS: | Yes | ! |
RS: | Say It Out Loud |
RS: | It sounds like a Sort of Endearing | Frolicking | Beast |
SA: it doesn't sound like anything when I say it but I also lack intonation 75% of the time.
SA: are you calling it Gremlin then?
RS: | Haha | No | I am not Calling It Anything | RS: | I Made the Mistake of Naming Kabiir | And | Look Where I am Now |
SA: if you do not want the baby I will take it
RS: | Oh | ! | You are Free to It |
SA: yes...
SA: but how will we get it here?
AA: | | Hmm |
RS: | I don't Suppose I could Put It in a Box and Mail It | Haha |
RS: | It would Get Cold | For One |
SA: it would also probably die as it is a kitten and requires more nutrients than an adult
RS: | ! | ! | ! |
RS: | Yes | Let's Avoid That | =:( |
SA: where are you again? I wonder if the Provenance train runs that way
RS: | Mm | Where is Provenance | ? |
RS: | I can Check the Lines | For You |
RS: | If You Made It to Cascara | I am Only an Hour Away | So | RS: | I could Easily Drive back Up |
SA sent map.png
RS: | Hmmm |
SA: it took a several hour train ride to get to Cascara
RS: | | Aaah | Haha | Oh Dear |
| Your City does Look Rather Far Away |
RS: | | Let Me Think | ! | I am Sure There is a Means | of Delivery |
SA: if I can finish my cases this evening I could easily just get on the train and come get it. I do not mind
SA: I don't think Hadean and Sipara will be here any time soon
ID: damn too bad this didn't happen before me and sip hit the road.
ID: I mean I dunno. we might be close.
RS: | haha | No | RS: | You are Not Close | Don't Even Worry About It | Hadean |
RS: | Yes | Prisma | Come to Cascara | And I will Give You This Gremlin |
RS: | | There May Be More Gremlins | Hiding in the Hive | as Well | ? | I should Check |
RS: | They get Hidden | =:1 |
SA: they get... hidden... how are they getting in..
SA: hello Hadean. I hope you are not terribly hung over
RS: | They are Placed | ! | The Lusii Enjoy Hiding Them | Unfortunately |
ID: my pan just aches a bit, it's fine. hey pris. uh. hope I didn't send you a weird message. because apparently I got chatty last night sometime.
SA: you insisted on knowing more about me. But nothing else was very strange. I made you sad by accident.
SA: the lusii?
ID: oh. and false alarm, just messaged ashy. loser sent a pic though, nice to know who i'm fighting.
SA: didn't we already know that. Though?
SA: also, water and food will help with the hang over.
RS: / it will / ! / I said water / but / oh / make sure you get bread as well / ! /
SA: oh, yes sorry
SA: I should go get breakfast, I will return later.
ID: gonna drag sips for food. if she didn't drown in the trap.
AA: no drowning, jfc. and stop knocking!! Ï'm almost doneeeee.
ID: finish primping, it's my turn. =:P
LL: Wtf is a GREMLIN?
LL: And, wait, did you name it already?
LL: I have the BEST name for it!
AA: it's not prnimping!! this soporn just suckssss. but okay, okay, out in 30s. AA: if therne is any soporn in my hairn still, tho, gonna fight you. >:{ RS: | Ha | Ah | I haven't Named It | I'm not Keeping It | ! |
RS: | But | Please | Share | =:B |
LL: What's that gotta do with NAMING it? LL: Next person can just RENAME it or something.
LL: Omg, yes, >:D
LL: Name it LUNCH!
LL: Then you DON'T have to keep it!!
RS: | HA |
LL: <:devious:254425406877204481>
ID: if there's sopor still in your hair I won't tell you and you can just live with it. =:P
RS: | That is Mean | But | Charming | =:B | RS: | Why Lunch | ? | Why Not Dinner | ? |
AA: >:{!!! AA: you hurnrny up now, bc - y, i want dinnern. orn lunch. orn weee.
LL: Well, what if you get hungry EARLY?
LL: See, AA's already down to EAT. >:D
LL: And mean but charming sounds like an ACES aesthetic, tbh.
LL: Also, HEY
LL: How's things, GENERALLY? LL: I dodged when the FIGHTING shit started cos a) IDGI why people think it's fun to watch and b) huge attention-grabbing events are good for BUSINESS, but I hope you didn't get SHANKED or something.
ID: i'll be ready faster if you braid my hair for me sips, fyi.
AA: have yrn frnonds fallen off, arne orn you just rnly lazy? >:}
RS: | AA is across the Continent | So I am Afraid She does not Get Fed | Even on Hairless Kittens | RS: | It is Currently Attacking Kabiir's Ear | By the Way | I am Sure Everyone is Rivetted to Know This Exciting Development |
ID: no but my frond got broken if you fucking forgot. =>:P
LL: Is the barkbeast's auricular WINNING, though?
RS: | And | Well Enough | ! | RS: | It has been a Little | Ah | Turmulotous | ? | But | I did not Get Shanked | Other People were Shanked | So | RS: | It all Worked Out for the Best | I suppose | Haha |
RS: | It is Not | ! |
AA: omg, don't be a wrnigglern. brnaid yrn headfluff w/ yrn fangs!! AA: jk, jk, i'll do it, hold on. >:P
LL: Better question: did you SHANK anybody, or are you getting lessons from the GREMLIN?
LL: From LUNCH**
RS: | I would Never Shank Anyone | That'd be Improper | RS: | And | That's entirely Too Much Contact | =:P | Why Shank | when You can Smack Them Away at a Distance | with a Staff | ? | ? | RS: | Save Yourself from the Trouble of Bandaging any Unfortunate Remnants of the Scuffle | ! |
RS: | I am Getting Lessons from the Gremlin | Though |
LL: From LUNCH*
RS: | From Lunch | * |
LL: >:D
RS: | Should I be Concerned about Kabiir Eating Lunch | Do You Think | ? | =:B |
LL: And u rite, u rite. LL: That's why I just SHOOT people, tbh. LL: I've meet even TOUCHIER trolls, though. LL: One of my old mates just went full SNIPER for their specibus.
LL: And, idk, PROBABLY. LL: Does she eat MEAT? LL: When'd she LAST eat?
LL: ... Has she eaten LUNCH? >:D
LL: Like lunch not like Lunch.
LL: Gotta respect the STAFF, too. LL: Been smacked by one of THOSE way too many times to lineface anymore! LL: I think the only guy I've met that can wreck me with one FROND tied behind his BACK used one.
ID: staffs are cool. 👌
AA: staffs arne lame. >:P RS: | Treason | ! | They are Fantastic | =:B | RS: | And | Oh | If You're Fighting Often | It would Make Sense to Have a Gun | I think | But | Ah | I Feel That Gives too Much of an Aggressive Air | ? |
RS: | Especially Sniper Rifles | Haha |
RS: | | |- ESPECIALLY -| Those |
RS: | I have Kicked Her Out of the Hive for Now | ! | She has not eaten lunch | But Now | She can go Find Something | before She Eats Lunch | =:B |
RS: | She is a Barkbeast | ! | Maidel Stated They eat Meat |
AC: Ø It makes up a lot of their diet. .u. Ø
LL: I mean, MY lusus was a barkbeast, and she ate EVERYTHING. LL: Pretty sure old banana peels ain't NUTRITIOUS.
AC: Ø Barkbeasts eat anything, but that doesn't mean they _should_ . Ø
LL: And I have PISTOLS, but, hey, if that's so AGGRO that folks don't wanna pick a FIGHT with me, I ain't gonna COMPLAIN. You wanna fight me, you're gonna get a HOLE in your PAN, none of that messing around shit.
LL: Plus, strapping pistols to thigh holsters is, like, TOTALLY badass.
AC: Ø ouo that does sound pretty cool Ø
LL: The SNIPER just looks stupid. LL: I think it was longer than THEY were TALL.
LL: And eyyyy. Cool as a flame-painted ROCK. >:D
AC: Ø .n. that sounds unwieldy - hahaha Ø
AC: Ø unu the coolest rock Ø
LL: >:D >:D >:D
RS: | Kabiir will Eat Anything | If She has the Chance | She has Taken Food Off of My Plate Before | RS: | And Attempted to Drink My Coffee | Before I Invested in a Lid | and a Newspaper |
AC: Ø I'm so sorry, I keep TRYING to train her not to... Ø
AC: Ø But she's stubborn and that face of hers is so LONG Ø
RS: | So | I Suppose It is | - | Oh | ! | RS: | It isn't a Problem | She looks Very Sad | If You do not Give Her Food |
LL: But, yeah, that thing took FOREVER to set up and you basically CAN'T use it at close range. LL: IDK, everyone has their PREFERENCE, but I'm just figuring someone's not gonna be all NICE about fighting you like you'd PREFER.
AC: Ø Pheres, that's because all barkbeasts use that to con you into giving them food. Ø
AC: Ø They're adorable and can't be trusted. Ø
RS: | | Thigh Holsters | ? | Are Those a Thing | ? |
LL: Only if you're COOL.
AC: Ø I've seen cool characters with them .u. Ø
RS: | I would Carry a Gun | For Thigh Holsters | They seem Amazing |
RS: | And Very Sharp | ! |
LL: Some people stick KNIVES in em, too.
RS: | And | Haha | Maidel | RS: | I suppose I am Easily Conned | by Large Beasts | Then | =:B | Ah | RS: | I May Have Been Sabotaging Your Training | Just a Little | By Feeding Her | When She Looks Hungry |
RS: | My Apologies | ! |
LL: Why's she HUNGRY so much, anyhow?
AC: Ø xux you have but to be fair...I can't really blame you...she's so endearing Ø
LL: Shouldn't she be out getting her OWN food?
AC: Ø It's kind of dangerous to let her roam Derevnya... Ø
AC: Ø Those scary birds might get her Ø
LL: ??? LL: She's got TEETH, hasn't she?
ID: hahah no need to get her own food when she knows where to get it easy anyways.
AC: Ø I don't know what I'd do if she got dive-bombed by one of those awful pelicans. Ø
LL: Teach her to RUN, I guess. LL: Idk what kind of BARKBEAST can't take a BIRD.
AC: Ø These ones take whole trolls sometimes xux Ø
LL: Yeah, but a barkbeast's got FOUR walkfronds over our two!
LL: We're at a DISADVANTAGE, really.
AC: Ø .u. huh, I never thought of it like that Ø
AC: Ø But that's a good point Ø
ID: ...man note to never go to. that place.
AC: Ø Derevnya's nice .u. but it is very foggy Ø
LL: What, Derevyna? It's GREAT!
AC: Ø It's nicer than Temasek... Ø
LL: If you get DIVEBOMBED, you can take VENGEANCE and dive-bomb them BACK.
AC: Ø Or well I guess Temasek is nice, but... Ø
LL: There's, like, sky gliding setups and shit.
AC: Ø Ehhhh Ø
LL: What's wrong with TEMASEK?
AC: Ø Oh! What do you do in Derevnya, LL? .u. Ø
AC: Ø It, um. It's kind of really strict...and there are lot of clowns... Ø
ID: ....huh okay revenge makes it seem a lil more appealing.
AC: Ø But its coast is nice. .u. Ø
LL: I LIVE there! LL: Kinda? LL: TECHNICALLY, I live there. LL: My moirail has a COMBALLET STUDIO there, and he makes me come back because it's got a CUPE and GROCERIES.
LL: Also, my PI office!
AC: Ø oooh! That's really cool! Ø
LL: And I gotchu, clowns get all WEIRD about, like, EVERYTHING.
ID: clowns can't not be weird. it's just. their way.
RS: | Back | I am Sorry | I Found Another Gremlin | RS: | Along with a Squirrel | The Squirrel is Now In the Cage |
AC: Ø xux I know it's judgmental and all but I...don't feel very comfortable around purples...thanks to spending three sweeps around clowns. Ø
AC: Ø I'm sure some of them are probably fine... Ø
RS: | But | Yes | Ah | Wait | RS: | Do You Dislike all Indigoes | Maidel | ? |
RS: | I wasn't Aware |
AC: Ø I mean, I try not to .n. Ø
AC: Ø I'd never be rude to one of our customers Ø
AC: Ø But I get nervous Ø
RS: | You get on Well Enough with Riccin | Too |
RS: | Oh | ! | That's not Good |
AC: Ø Riccin's not purple, though Ø
AC: Ø It's...different. Ø
RS: | There's no Need for You to be Around Them | Then | Pyrois and I can Handle the Blueblood Deliveries |
AC: Ø No, it's fine. If I never talk to them, I'll never get over it. Ø
AC: Ø I don't have any call being like this when some of them are perfectly respectable customers. Ø
LL: IDK, I kinda lived with one for SWEEPS and she was a bit poncy but not THAT batty. LL: Guess the RELIGIOUS shit's pretty WEIRD, though.
LL: Also, SWEET. You can name the SECOND gremlin DINNER and the rodent can be SNACK!
RS: | Oh | All Religious Things are a Bit Tripe | AA: | But | Well | You can Come with Me on My Deliveries to Indigoes | Then | ! |
RS: | And That Way | You will have a Buffer | to Feel Better |
AC: Ø It's...not even that...I don't mind the Mirthful religion so much, I know a lot of the hymns actually even if I'm not a clown Ø
RS: | And More Comfortable | ? |
AC: Ø I'm not good with voodoos, that's all. Ø
LL: Oh, the MIND shit?
LL: There's a trick to that!
AC: Ø ...? Ø
ID: huh. there is?
LL: Every time they TRY it on you, you gotta break their SNOUT. LL: They learn real QUICK-like.
RS: | Hahaha |
AC: Ø I _can_ do it on my own, I mean, I have been. It's not a problem. I'd never let my own problems get in the way of a job. Ø
AA: y. what tealie said. >:P
ID: pffff well yeah, that works pretty good i guess.
RS: | It's not a Problem at All to Accompany You | ! | RS: | Are the Voodoos Really a Problem | ? | I don't Think I've ever Had Anyone Try to Use Those on Me |
RS: | Although | They're Perfectly Intimidating without Them |
ID: the 'doos suck.
AC: Ø Yes, but it's more efficient to split us up. I mean. If you want to, I'm always happy to have you along! But it's not an issue. Ø
CC: ...i can-n☼t be-lieve that this is what i ☼-pen the chat back up t☼ af-ter g☼☼d-ness kn☼ws h☼w l☼ng ☼f an ab-sence. CC: i feel like my cl☼wn-ha-ting sen-ses just ting-led. CC: but yes, as ll said, ei-ther that ☼r ha-ving a firm w☼rd with them, sh☼uld y☼u be cl☼-ser t☼ them, u-su-al-ly w☼rks w☼n-ders.
RS: | Oh | Well | I don't Mean to Be Overbearing | If You feel Comfortable with It | Then | That is Fine | RS: | But | Ah | It doesn't Necessarily Need to be an Issue | for It to be Something Worth Accomodating | ? | RS: | After All | I am Perfectly Capable of Handling Violets | But You still Come Along | ! |
LL: Like, REAL firm. LL: Firm as your FIST.
AC: Ø Oh, no, you're not overbearing, I just...don't want you to feel concerned? I don't like to cause any worry. Ø
RS: | Ah | Well | We will Consider It Swept Under the Rug | Then | Haha | And | Oh | Dear | RS: | Can I say Advocating Violence against Our Higher Caste Betters is | mm | Perhaps | not the Best Impression to Give to Others | Who may not Understand the Context from Which We are Speaking | ? |
AC: Ø xux plus, if it's clowns, you're usually outnumbered. Ø
LL: I'm not advocating for violence against HIGHER CASTE BETTERS, I'm advocating for violence against anybody that things FUCKING WITH YOUR HEAD is their business.
ID: clearly you just gotta fight the non-clown ones instead.
CC: is it n☼t ☼ur du-ty as the cal-mer castes t☼ p☼int it ☼ut when ☼ur _bet-ters_ are ac-ting p☼-si-tive-ly ri-di-cu-l☼us and un-ci-vi-lized, th☼ugh?
LL: I mean, don't go picking the fight if you're just gonna get yourself SHANKED by THIRTY PEOPLE, but if it's someone you're dealing with on the regular, you can't let 'em go thinking you let that kinda thing FLY.
AC: Ø xux still leaves you with a troll who has intense strength and resilience...plus they're often really _tall_ Ø
ID: aww they aren't all tall. as long as your fist can still reach their face, it's all good.
AC: Ø xux depends on if it's still attached after Ø
CC: and there is n☼-thing ☼f sub-stance t☼ be said a-gainst a g☼☼d kick t☼ the shin ei-ther, real-ly.
LL: Shit, EVERYONE'S taller than me, I'm like barely five FEET.
LL: Just means they FALL further!
ID: hahah i like ll's thinking.
ID: ps sips if my hand gets ripped off please put it on ice for me.
LL: >:D
ID: wait i know your name. bonnie.
ID: bonnie? bonnie's thinking.
AC: Ø Oh! That's right! Well, now I just feel rude .n. Ø
LL: DUH
ID: hey, i remembered! =>:P
LL: Hey, I WASN'T gonna go knocking heads, but now I don't GOTTA. >:D
RS: | Ah | Sorry | I keep Getting Distracted | ! | RS: | I am Dreadful at This Chat Format | Sometimes | =:C |
RS: | CC | Yes | It Is Our Duty | I suppose | But | RS: | It would be Rather Unfortunate if Someone Saw Our Discussion | and Decided They Ought to Take it The Wrong Sort of Way | Don't You Think | ? |
AC: Ø And then they just injure you for it. .n. Seems more likely. Ø
ID: i mean you have work and. gremlins and stuff distracting you too. so. hard to just focus on the chat.
LL: Well, YEAH, but you're not supposed to LET them get you.
RS: | Ah | No Work Tonight | ! | I am Trying to Take a Breather | Haha |
RS: | But | Yes | That's Fair |
ID: oh. probably a good idea when you were sick last night anyways.
AC: Ø whoop. That was a hole. Ø
AC: Ø This is why we don't text and walk. Ø
AC: Ø .n. help I have lost a leg. Ø
ID: ....what? are you. okay?
RS: | ! | ! | ! |
RS: | Is It Stuck in the Hole | ? |
AC: Ø ...yup Ø
AC: Ø brb, attempting to get self out of stupid situation Ø
AC: Ø ...oh wait there's an easy - Ø
AC: Ø and now I'm _wet_ . Yes. That was a great idea. Ø
ID: ...are you gonna need some help there bud?
AC: Ø no I'm fine. Now I feel slightly _singed_ but no longer wet. Ø
AC: Ø On the upside! I finally found the rock I was looking for. .u. Ø
RS: | Oh | ! | Be Careful | ! |
LL: Did you LOSE the LEG?
ID: =:??????
AC: Ø nah .u. Ø
RS: | He's merely Using His Psionics | Hadean | I Think |
AC: Ø yup .u. Ø
ID: oh. like with the hoofbeast?
LL: Well, better than what I was thinking with SINGED and WET.
AC: Ø exactly .u. Ø
RS: | The Hoofbeast | ? |
ID: ...long story.
AC: Ø ...oh god Ø
AC: Ø VERY long story Ø
LL: We got time!
ID: ...nah.
RS: | Haha | Heavens |
ID: nah you don't.
RS: | | Ah |
AC: Ø Hadean help Ø
RS: | I'm Glad the Two of You are Making Friends | ! |
ID: yeah. that's us. bosom buds.
RS: | If You would Rather Not | There's no Need to Share the Details |
RS: | My Feelings will not be Hurt | =:B |
ID: okay good. uh.
AC: Ø I mean I would but it's also Hadean's story so I don't know. .n. Ø
ID: yeah nah no story.
AC: Ø I don't want to make him uncomfortable. Ø
RS: | Here | Let Me Change the Topic For All Of Us | RS: | I am Preparing a Meal |
AC: Ø ooh Ø
AC: Ø what kind Ø
RS: | I am Unsure | ! |
LL: MY feelings are definitely hurt.
AC: Ø Iii finally found my rock? Which I found before and realized there were tweetbeasts nesting in its crevice. .u. they're still there and they have hatchlings now Ø
AC: Ø they're really cute Ø
ID: pffff well you should have been there bonnie. now it's too late.
RS: | This is His Refrigeration Unit | RS has attached a picture of Emerel's fridge! There's the row of bottles on the bottom, a great deal of vegetables, raw meat, milk.. it's fairly well-stocked. RS: | I was Thinking of Putting the Shin Hank in a Pot With Noodles | ? | ? |
LL: Maybe you shouldn't've gone FIGHTING like a WEIRDO and I would have stayed!
RS: | Also | A Vegetable |
AC: Ø that sounds delicious, I'm envious Ø
LL: Wtf, why do you have so much shit in your coldbox?
LL: What's it all even FOR?
ID: eating i'd assume.
RS: | I don't have the Faintest Idea |
AC: Ø For making really good meals .u. Ø
RS: | There's Too Much In Here to Eat | ! |
LL: Or your guy's coldbox, whatever.
AC: Ø ...there's not _too_ much... Ø
RS: | It is My Matesprit's Coldbox | Yes | Haha | RS: | Mine has | Um | A Dove | and Coffee |
LL: Dude, you telling me you wouldn't EXPLODE trying to get all that down?
AC: Ø I mean for just one meal yes - _Phereeeees_ Ø
LL: Why do you keep coffee in your COLDBOX?
AC: Ø Well I mean not in one meal no but it's nice and well stocked and looks good to me Ø
LL: Just put it in the CABINET.
RS: | So I do not Have to Prepare It on Long Drives | Haha |
AC: Ø Pheres, why won't you eat Emerel's leftovers, you worry me .n. Ø
RS: | I had Leftovers | Maidel | ! | They were Eaten |
AC: Ø okay .n. Ø
RS: | They are not an Infinite Supply | =:) | Please | Do Not Worry |
RS: | | Also | I Told You | that Kabiir keeps Begging Food |
AC: Ø I know I shouldn't and you're fine but I do Ø
AC: Ø You need food more than Kabiir and I love her but she's not a smart troll with a business to run who needs energy .n. Ø
RS: | Oh | ! | I eat Plenty | RS: | Bonnie | Didn't You Say You Ran a Business | ? | A PI Business | ? |
RS: | Or You Have an Office | At Least | RS: | And She Agrees with Me on the State of Emerel's Coldbox | =:P |
LL: I DO! LL: I mean, I KINDA run it! LL: My moirail does all the BUSINESS stuff, I'm just the TALENT. >:D
ID: .....oh is. that what sip fed me.
ID: if so. sorry.
LL: Actually, I think we both kinda suck at the BUSINESS part, but we figure it out.
RS: | Oh | Don't be Sorry at All | RS: | Emerel Brings Me Food Every Time He Visits | Haha | It is Impossible to Eat All of It Anyway |
RS: | So | Better that It is Shared Out |
RS: | And | Oh | ! | That is what I do With Sipara | =:B |
RS: | | Except | Ah | We'e not Moirails | Haha |
ID: if you're sure, alright. are you a good cook? like. do you do it a lot?
LL: What ABOUT it? LL: You got something that needs FOUND? LL: Because if this is about the sword, gotta say, it's not STOLEN if I brought it BACK. D:
SA: one of my new clients cooed at me when they saw my bandaged face
SA; that was an uncomfortable experience
AC: Ø oh no, I'm sorry to hear it .n. Ø
ID: cooing is the worst. charge them extra for the inconvenience. =:P
RS: | Ah | No | I don't | I Find It rather pointless an Activity | ? |
LL: At least SOMEONE'S got a head on his shoulders. >:D
RS: | Why Waste an Hour to Produce a Meal | When You can Simply Buy Bars in Bulk and Consume One in a Moment | ? | RS: | It seems Silly | ! |
LL: At least about FOOD.
LL: Still judging you about your FASHION.
ID: .....oh wow. uh. huh. that's. a way to eat.
ID: don't you get tired of. bars?
RS: | My Fashion is Lovely | And Yours was Vastly Superior | When We were Younger | I am Sorry to Say | RS: | Perhaps That is What I Need You to Find | That Endearing Poncho | =:P |
LL: It takes like THREE SECONDS to EAT one, idk how you have time to GET tired.
LL: Oh my god
LL: At least I wasn't wearing, like, a WHOLE LUSUS.
RS: | | No | ? | RS: | Why would I get Tired of Them | ? | I mean | Yes | I get Tired of Eating | RS: | Because It is a Little Tedious |
RS: | But | Who Doesn't | ? |
ID: ....i don't get tired of eating.
AC: Ø um .n. Ø
ID: starving sucks ass.
RS: | My Outfit was Stunning | and I Refuse to Acknowledge Your Slander | Bonnie |
LL: At least the JADE GARTERS are gone.
RS: | Mm | Starving is Not Ideal | Obviously | =:P | RS: | But | Perh
LL: Or whatever they were.
RS: | There Were Never Jade Garters |
RS: | =:| |
LL: IDK the word for this stuff!
ID: ahahah wow.
LL: On account of I know how to DRESS myself.
RS: | I don't Have the Faintest Idea of What You are Even Referring To | ! |
ID: maybe i'll just. take a step back from this chat. and let you two. work out this mixup.
RS: | No | Don't Leave |
LL: SUSPENDERS? LL: There was SOME jade ribbony stuff.
RS: | Don't Abandon Me In Here | with These False Allegations | Haha |
RS: | | Oh | Yes | There were Jade Suspenders | RS: | Those go On |- TOP -| Bonnie |
RS: | And They were Charming |
ID: stocking suspenders? or regular suspenders.
LL: What's even the DIFFERENCE?
LL: And, yeah, they were CHARMING, but that's not exclusive from being RIDIC. >:D
ID: uh. one holds up pants and one holds up stockings?
SA: if you leave who will i talk to when I finally
SA: oh my fucking god can i stop being followed for
SA: hang on
RS: | ? | ? | ? |
RS: | Oh Dear | =:C |
ID: punch 'em pris!
RS: | Do Not Punch Them | They may Have a Gun | ! |
LL: Dude, just climb a ROOF, they can NEVER follow you up that shit.
RS: | Yes | That is Sound Advice |
ID: wait pris has a gun.
RS: | Abscond to Higher Ground | ! |
ID: shoot 'em pris!
RS: | | Abscond to Higher Ground | and |- THEN -| Shoot Them | If You Really Must | ! |
ID: yeah do that.
ID: don't get hurt there's only so much room in the friend 3some for injuries and i have maxed it out. =:(
SA: oh.
SA: It was the orange blood from the other day.
SA: they gave me a flower and said thank you.
AS: I'm so confused.
ID: they might have a crush.
SA: they are 6, Hadean.
AC: Ø oh, that sounds...nice? Ø
AC: Ø oh .n. Ø
ID: crushes can happen early! they're just very harmless crushes.
ID: like 'oh wow this troll is cool' crushes.
SA: I wish I could have told they weren't following me maliciously. I could only tell someone was following me.
RS: | Oh | That is Precious | RS: | Did You Take the Flower | ? |
SA: also i do not need to abscond to higher ground I usually have the upper hand in combat in anyways. I could have handled them physically and then shot them.
SA: yes, I took the flower.
RS: | Good | ! | =:) |
SA: I hope they are not inspired to follow in my career footsteps.
ID: i mean. probably don't have to worry about that. does your career even have a name? or just. 'thing finder'.
RS: | If They are Orange | I doubt They Will | They are Likely Just Charmed | RS: | And Slightly Infatuated | Older Trolls always Seem so Much More Impressive | at That Age |
SA: well, according to what i read earlier, we have a PI in the chat so perhaps that would be the best way to describe it.
SA: it is much better than what I said in the drinking game
SA: and a lot less alarming.
SA: do they...?
SA: i don't remember...
AC: Ø I didn't know a lot of older trolls until I was already 9. Ø
AC: Ø And none of _them_ were worth admiring. xux Ø
SA: maybe if I think really hard i could remember that i was enamored with the idea of being a scientist for a long time because i was surrounded by so many.
SA: but i think that would just be convenient projection.
ID: i dunno, pheres is probably right. i barely even remember anything about when i was 6.
RS: | =:? |
RS: | That's Fascinating |
SA: I find it sad.
SA: not being able to rememeber is a terrible thing.
SA: I am sorry, Hadean.
AC: Ø Maybe it is sometimes, but there's things I'm glad I don't remember. Ø
ID: i mean. don't be sad. i didn't say it to make you sad. besides, i lived in the middle of nowhere. all i've forgotten probably is like. a whole lot of sand and shit.
SA: maybe a few cacti and camels.
ID: see? so of course my thinkpan chucked that junk out. =:P and uh. sorry maidel.
ID: that shitty stuff happened i mean.
AC: Ø eh Ø
AC: Ø that's very kind of you, but don't worry about it Ø
AC: Ø It feels like a long time ago now, even if it was only half a sweep Ø
ID: at least you're doing good now, right?
AC: Ø my new life is a lot better - yes! Ø
SA: it's good it is over, whatever it was.
AC: Ø I know lots of cool trolls like you .u. Ø
ID: ...ahahah, thanks. though i think i'm probably what most would consider a bad influence. =:P
AC: Ø Hadean, you don't even rank on the list of bad influences I've met. xux Ø
AC: Ø You're not bad at all. Ø
ID: i meant more in the ah. doing things that would mostly seem unwise to do way of bad.
ID: but thanks. =:) i think.
AC: Ø xux believe me it's good that you're better than some trolls I've met Ø
AC: Ø because they were the actual worst Ø
ID: well sorry you had to deal with them then.
AC: Ø they're all long gone, so it's not a problem, but thank you Ø
AC: Ø I'll never see them again and it's wonderful Ø
RS: | Good | ! | That is the Best Thing about Leaving People Behind | I think |
RS: | Especially Terrible People | I will Second Hadean's Regrets that You had to Deal With Them | Though | =:( |
AC: Ø It's fine. It's not fun to think about, but it can't ever be repeated. I'm just using them as an example of bad behavior, haha. Ø
AC: Ø I mean, what else can I call a pair of trolls who let their own pitch-feud and breakup ruin other people's lives. Ø
AC: Ø A _lot_ of other people. Ø
RS: | Mm | That is the Problem with Pitch Romance | I think | For Many | RS: | It makes People Selfish | =:/ |
AC: Ø I think they were already selfish and horrible, but I guess that's possible. Ø
SA: Pitch is a tenuous quadrant and I often think we would be better off forbidding it from non-exiles.
ID: jeesh pris, just smash the whole thing. =:P
RS: | I don't Know | Sipara Adores It | ? | RS: | But | I don't Think I can Precisely Disagree with You | Prisma |
AC: Ø I don't know about that, but I think it ought to be handled more carefully. Ø
AC: Ø ...I mean, I've never dated pitch so I don't know for sure, but Ø
AC: Ø That seems smart Ø
RS: | Can People be Trusted to Handle It Carefully | Though | ? | RS: | | I don't Know | I am Perhaps | unfairly Disinclined towards That Quadrant | Haha |
AC: Ø I have no clue. They were the only...well, they weren't even in pitch when I knew them, so ex blackrom I'd ever seen? Ø
ID: exes of any quad can get nasty as fuck.
AC: Ø So it's probably not smart to judge only by them. Ø
AC: Ø THAT's true. Ø
AC: Ø I've never dated, but I've seen it. Ø
RS: | Nonsense | I've never Seen a Bad Palerom |
ID: i just stick to flings! if there's no real feelings everything is fiiine.
AC: Ø Really? I mean, that's good if you have but they can be unhealthy too. Especially if you don't know what you're doing, I bet. Ø
ID: paleroms can get nasty with the right trolls too i'm sure.
RS: | Oh | I'm Sorry | I meant | Bad Palerom Break-Up | Haha |
ID: especially if there's cheating or something.
RS: | And | Ah | Not Speaking from Experience | But | RS: | Flings have Their Problems | Too | RS: | Such as | People Getting Too Invested | or | Misunderstanding the Circumstances | =:/ |
ID: you just gotta shut that stuff down. lay out the rules before you start actually doing anything.
ID: if it's just a one-night thing most trolls won't get invested.
RS: | | Yes | But Then | You have to Talk To Them | And That is Already Overcomplicating It | RS: | For Just a Fling | =:P | RS: | | And | Palerom is Easy Enough | Maidel | RS: | Isn't It | ? | =:? |
AC: Ø I wouldn't know... Ø
AC: Ø It seems hard, wondering if you're really helping your moirail enough but not being overbearing, and always being there for them but wondering if they really want to be there for you, and... Ø
AC: Ø Well, I guess that all sounds pretty silly. Ø
ID: pffttt saying 'this is a one-off thing because i'm not actually shacking up with a insert-blood-color-here' isn't too complicated pheres!
ID: pale always seemed the most complicated to me too maidel.
AC: Ø Oh, really? .u. okay, I feel less silly then Ø
LL: I don't get the point of FLUSH and PITCH aside from DRONE-DUTY, but at least pale makes SENSE.
LL: You're just supposed to take CARE of each other.
ID: sounds complicated to me!
RS: | Haha | Oh Dear | I suppose That's One way of Doing It | Hadean | RS: | I always Found That is not | Mm | Pleasantly Received | ? | But | RS: | Perhaps I should've Tried Putting It more Bluntly | =:P |
RS: | And | Ha |
RS: | That isn't Complicated |
LL: Idk what's complicated about shanking anyone who messes with your RAIL, tbh. Unless you need a MAP?
RS: | It's the Easiest Thing |
LC: [ Hello, are we talking about quadrants? ]
ID: uh tbh i'm not even good at taking care of myself lbh.
ID: =:P
RS: | Mm | See | That's Why You Need a Moirail | =:P |
RS: | And We Are | ! |
ID: yes yer. are you on team pale is hard or pale is easy.
RS: | But | It is Much Easier to Take Care of Someone Else | Than It Is to Take Care of Yourself | RS: | That's the Trick of It |
ID: as i've said before. i'm my own moirail, for better or worse. =:P
LC: [ YYou should take better care of YYourself, Hadean. And I see. ] LC: [ Uhm. The pale quadrant, while it's wonderful, it's... complicated to saYY. ]
SA: sorry, I was reading.
LC: [ I realize that while mYY former moirail and I had abit more complicated relation, it's genuinelYY on the complicated side. YYes, in the simplest term YYou care about YYour moirail and vice-versa that theYY are alright - but YYou need to realize that YYou might not be able to aid them or be there for them all the time. ] LC: [ As much as YYou'd... wish to be there for them. ]
SA: if it's a one-off thing then how do you ever develop something to have....
SA: oh.
ID: that's heavy. uh. i feel like i should be apologizing.
RS: | That's the Point of It | Prisma | RS: | You Don't | Haha |
RS: | And | Oh | Heavens | I am Sorry to Hear That |
AC: Ø But...if you can't be there for them how you want to, then why are you together... and is it really easier to take care of someone else? Wouldn't you always be worried that you really knew what they needed Ø
RS: | | but | Ah | That is the Point of the Other Quadrants | ! | RS: | Of Course You can't Always Be There for Your Moirail | That is Why They have a Matesprit to Support Them | or a Kismesis to Back Them Up | or an Auspistice to Dig Them out of Trouble |
SA: Oh-- I don't... think you need to apologize...
RS: | If You are Your Moirail's Only Quadrant | And They are Attempting to Rely Only on You |
RS: | Of Course It will be Difficult |
RS: | That isn't Very Healthy |
SA: it happens.
ID: i meant to yer pris, you're fine! one-off things are one-offs for a reason.
SA; Bad things happen. I am sorry it happened to you, yerman.
LC: [ YYou folks don't need to apologize. ] LC: [ AC, it was a situation that wasn't in mYY control. YYou don't alwaYYs got full control on everYYthing. ]
SA: I was aware.
ID: oh. well nevermind then!
AC: Ø I know that, but... Ø
AC: Ø I don't know, I'd want to feel like I _could_ always help them if they needed it, even if I couldn't actually be there, if that makes sense? Like...yes, life happens, but...I'd want to feel like I could have helped solve the problem. Ø
LC: [ I appreciate the sentiment Prisma. ] LC: [ Also, as RS said, that's important too. ] LC: [ And to be frank? Quadrants are complicated. ]
LC: [ YYes I understand AC, but I am not to keen on going into the specifics of mYY former situation. ] LC: [ I am also the tYYpe of troll who'd love to support and help mYY quadrants all the time, but there are situations where YYou lose contact from one moment to another, and YYou could be thrown into a hell ride. ]
SA: the only way to protect someone like that would to be with them constantly, and that is not a feasible or healthy reality.
RS: | Ah | Maidel | But | That's part of Their Responsibilities | to Make You Feel Useul | even If You cannot Be There |
AC: Ø ...oh. I mean that's not what I meant, I just...I'd want to know I could have done something...and talk about it to them later... I know that kind of thing isn't healthy... Ø
RS: | Oh | ! | Don't Fret | RS: | I understood what You Meant |
AC: Ø At least you did. .n. I don't think I'm communicating very well. Ø
AC: Ø But, I guess that's my own inexperience. I should probably read more about it. Ø
LC: [ I agree with what Prisma said. ] LC: [ Reading about quadrants and having discussions with others who got healthYY experiences with them is also helpful. ]
RS: | Haha | Maidel is Older Than All of Us | RS: | I don't Think Your Inexperience is an Issue | Maidel | =:) | Your Views are Perfectly Reasonable | ! | RS: | And | You don't Have to Read More |
AC: Ø I think Prisma is a little older than me? But otherwise yes. Ø
RS: | I am Sure Whoever You end Up In Moirallegience With | will be Lucky | just Based on the Way You are Now |
LC: [ I am not sure how old Maideal is, but alright. ] LC: [ What matters with most quadrants is communication and mutual trust. ]
RS: | Haha | Have You Had Many Quadrants | LC | ? |
AC: Ø I'm 9.5 sweeps. Ø
LC: [ Not manYY, but I had one, and got one as of right now. ]
RS: | Oh | That Makes Sense | RS: | I was Just Curious |
SS: (Oh, shit, why's this chat always up and havin emotions all over everywhere?)
SS: (Ain't no consideration for peeps what're allergic to that ish! (\qnq/) )
AA: hold yrn sniffnode and look away, dude, 's the only way to deal. >:} RS: | Hush | Aren't You Supposed to be Driving or Something | ? | AA: >:{ RS: | There are No Emotions Over Here | Laledy | Not to Worry | =:B |
RS: | Or Scarcely Any |
SS: (And, nah, Maids, you're up and six if a night, leastways accordin to our errant mapmaker.) SS: (Gotta make sure you put in time on your romance schoolfeeds! (\ouo/) )
SS: (I guess I'll just up and ready my epi pen, on accounta all you inconsiderate-types. (\unu/) )
LC: [ Well, I apologize SS. ]
SS: (Also, Pher, Sipa ain't up and believin in the whole 'payin attention to the road' ish. Mb that's what she's allergic to. (\unu/) )
SS: (What're you gettin all sa at me for?? (\?^?/) )
RS: | Laledy | I Find Your Lack of Faith Disturbing | =:) |
RS: | Who Needs to Pay Attention to the Road | When You are on a Small | Portable | Combustible Bicycle | ? |
RS: | Why | There is Nothing At All Hazardous about That |
SS: (Lookin where you're goin's for peeps what're the kinds a plebs that'd up and look at an explosion while dramatically walkin away from it, trufax. (\unu/) )
SS: (Bet those losers don't even have built-in slo-mo.)
AC: Ø .u. whoops, I guess I did forget my age, Laledy. You're right. But no emotions here, nope. Ø
AC: Ø I'm a robot, beep boop. Ø
SS: (Y, gotta up and take schoolfeeds on those, too, you're right. (\unu/) )
SS: (My b, pal, mb we gotta sit in on em together.)
AC: Ø I bet we should u.u Ø
AC: Ø Double the learning Ø
SS: (That's deffo how addition works! (\unu/) )
AC: Ø absolutely umu Ø
AC: Ø that's what we're also going to learn in schoolfeeds Ø
LC: [ Well, I thought the quadrant talk of the others were more to educate them. ] LC: [ While I didn't mean to derail the conservation to emotions, I figured settling it with a handYY advice should help. ] LC: [ So uhm, SS. YYour name is LaledYY? And AC is Madeil? ]
AC: Ø Maidel. Ø
SS: (Lelady.)
SS: ( (\eue/) )
SS: (Wait, no, Lolady.)
SS: (Lol for short.)
AC: Ø is your lusus a meowbeast Ø
AC: Ø That would be perfect Ø
SS: (......... I forget, tbh. I think I up and told Hads it was a seven-headed fire-breathin flaplizard.)
RS: / in dreadful news / i am sick / and am going to miss the third opening of daybreak as a result /
RS: / if anyone feels so kindly / as to make themselves useful / please share your folk remedies /
RS: / unless they involve alcohol / i have already tried that /
ID: ...i always heard that you were just supposed to rest through sickness. but i don't think that's a folk remedy.
RS: / well / that seems a marvelous way to stay sick /
ID: does it? i just figured that resting heals wounds. sickness is like a wound right. well, uh. eat a lot? give yourself the energy you need to. not be sick?
RS: / oh / i don't know / why don't you go ask sipara / ? / i'm sure she'd know / RS: / and / haha / i think we can open the floor to other remedies again / i was thinking more / mm / RS: / gargle with coconut milk mixed with pepper sauce / and you will be fine / ? /
ID: sips is busy with traffic i think. but i think i'm probably right-ish.
ID: if your throat is sore i don't think. irritating it with pepper sauce is a good move. wouldn't that just make it hurt more? =:?
RS: / right / ish /
RS: / and / yes / it turned out it did / but it also cleared the / cavity / ? / the snout chasm / y
RS: / the interior tubing /
RS: / ? /
ID: ...you gonna be okay there?
ID: maybe you should now have something cool. to soothe the damage.
DD: oh dear thats very unfortunate are you sure you have to miss the screening i mean also it is unfortunate that you are sick but DD: it is a common remedy so my apologies if you have obviously already tried it but have you tried pressing the tendrils of an eight-tendriled aquatic beakbeast to your throat i find it often helps with clearing up the soreness and swelling though admittedly the resulting circular marks are not the most attractive but they can be covered up with a scarf or choker easily
RS: / you know / the / جَيْب صُدْغيّ / RS: / i am fine / it cleared that / mostly / so / it was worth it / mostly / RS: / i have been consuming water / it's fine / you can't actually burn yourself / i am sure / RS: / / / i have not / but / oh / hm /
RS: / how does that work / ="? /
RS: / =:? /
ID: ...i do not know what that is. and i don't think daz would know either.
ID: and also. uh. daz we don't have aquatic beakbeasts just. on hand. that's a pretty impossible remedy i think.
DD: that is correct i am afraid i cannot read that word and i am still not quite up and about yet so my glasses cannot translate for me DD: and well i didnt want to make assumptions about rs and his location i am sure they are highly prevalent in any seaside locales any pharmaceutical establishment worth their salt must have some
RS: / well / i don't recall it / either form / the interior tubing system / ? /
RS: / well / whatever / you get the gist / RS: / i could find one / thank you / ! / =:) / but / please explain further /
RS: / they live in water / and there are crabs here / so i expect there should be aquatic beakbeasts / ? /
ID: is it like. a special variety of beakbeast. or any of them?
DD: oh um i know the ones i usually might use but i am not sure if maybe the same ones that you should on account of differences in constitution???
DD: try finding a colorful one but like not too colorful and especially not blue i think maybe the blue ones would hurt more than they help
DD: and i think many places have both crabs and aquatic beakbeasts or just one or just the other but chances are that you can probably find one they are not especially uncommon
DD: im sorry im afraid i am not entirely certain about how fragile lowbloods are
ID: ...i for some reason don't think this is such a good idea. what works for seadweller throats might not work for a maroon.
RS: / my apologies / i was temporarily indisposed /
RS: / and / ah / RS: / constitution differences are a touch over played / but / ah / not to cast doubts on your judgment / but /
RS: / aren't the coloured ones deadly /
RS: / ? / it seems unsafe for you to place them on your air passing channel / =:C /
RS: / perhaps if you place it on your wrist / instead / ? /
DD: well i mean they are not all deadly but i mean thats why i said maybe dont get the very colorful ones the degree of colorfulness generally correlates pretty wel lto how poisonous they are but it is the poison that in small quantities helps reduce the illness i think as well as of course the physical stimulation to reduce swelling
DD: and i mean i think probably if you put it on your wrist it wouldnt really do anything unless i guess your wrist is sick
ID: ...maybe you should just try some hot bone broth instead pheres.
RS: / ah / yes / my apologies / dd / but I believe I am a little too / mm / frail of constitution right now / to go out and fetch an octopi / and i don't expect anyone would retrieve one for me / haha / ! /
RS: / but / thank you ever so much / for your explanations / and your attempt to help / it is deeply appreciated / =:) /
DD: oh um youre really super welcome i am just sad that it did not end up being especially helpful and im really sorry that youre feeling that unwell do you think you will be alright i mean maybe i can order a drone or something for delivery if you want
DD: in that i am pretty sure i cant retrieve an aquatic beakbeast for you but maybe a drone can bring some cough syrup or trollbuprofen or something
ID: whoa there, getting fancy with the whole actual medicine stuff now.
RS: / haha / nooo / but thank you / i have been advised against taking drugs from strangers on the internet /
RS: / but /
RS: / the sentiment is endearing /
RS: / besides / i have work to do / i cannot do work if i am asleep / which is what those will do '
RS: /
ID: what sort of work? it can't be. put off for a night so you can recover? =:/
DD: oh dear when you put it that way it sounds a lot more alarming
RS: / but never mind that / that is enough about me / how are you both tonight / ? /
RS: /// the statement on the very top was a joke / by the way / i am aware i forgot an emoticon / but / please trust that i am laughing / in a friendly way /
DD: but also in this case i think i am probably in agreement with hads in that he said earlier that you should probably rest it might not fix you but it will speed up the recovery process and also probably you will feel less awful DD: and yes dont worry haha i understand or i mean i do now at least i was not entirely certain earlier but at least fifty percent certain
DD: i am also not doing especially well mostly due to also physical reasons but i am optimistic about things improving if i just power through this for a little bit and also i am going to get orange juice later like prisma suggested to cheer myself up
ID: also get one of those vibrating bracelet alarms while you're out.
ID: also this is your alarm telling you to eat if you haven't already.
ID: ...i'm doing. stuck in a truck with sips. playing with the radio.
DD: oh right you mentioned that i DD: admittedly am not entirely sure where to find one and i might order it online instead and hope that it arrives in a timely manner DD: also why are you stuck in a truck
It's summer, and that means blockbuster season has officially hit! The latest in troll Star Wars (The Second in the Trilogy of the Story In Which A Young Troll Fights a False Empire to Restore The Old Republic) now has a date. The sequel to the prize-winning Aquatic Horrorterrors Ascend to Consume the Planet and are Valiantly Fought by Mechanical Hoofbeasts has just been released. The Fleetside Entertainer’s Guild is hard at work to entertain the masses, but there's been an error this half-sweep. The latest piece of not one, but two major rainbow-drinker franchises have just been released, and the planet is going absolutely mad.
Every theatre, minor and major, is featuring JOURNALS OF AN IMMORTAL ANCESTRAL RAINBOWDRINKER, or the latest TROLL TWILIGHT. Every news network is covering them. Social media is filled with brawls between TEAM LESTAT and TEAM EDWARD, and worse yet, every FLARPing convention is suffering from a sudden surplus of players sporting fake fangs and jade. Have your trolls been caught up in the chaos? Do they have opinions, or are they just waiting for the madness to end?
ID: quick someone fill me in on what a lestat is.
SA: a character of significant rainbow drinker fiction.
ID: and why people are fucking fighting over it- oh.
SA: hadean did you know google can be your friend too.
SA: because it can.
SA: just as it is my friend.
SA: 😃
ID: pris i could smack your smartmouth off of you sometimes. =:P
WC: ~(He's a drinker who's not quite up to the times) WC: ~(Really quite handsome~!)
ID: it's called starting a conversation.
SA: ❤
SA: Oh, do you read the series, WC?
WC: ~(And then Edward is uh) WC: ~(Creepy ^^)
ID: is edward his mate or.
ID: his kismesis maybe?
WC: ~(I've seen the movies, but I don't have much time to read I'm afraid ono)
WC: ~(No, Edward is a different series entirely)
ID: how many rainbowdrinker series do we need. =:I
WC: ~(Though the author of Lestat's saga keeps having people culled for writing stories about it)
SA: until everyone has their unsettling fly by night romances fulfilled.
ID: hahahah woowwww.
SA: that's horrific.
WC: ~(Come to think of it I think she may have also joined the church........)
WC: ~(A sad end to a good looking drinker story (─n─) )
SA: they... joined the church...
WC: ~(Uh huh)
WC: ~(It was weird)
ID: figures.
ID: you'd think rainbowdrinkers would be considered overplayed by now.
WC: ~(And then the Edward series author is also kind of insane) WC: ~(But at least she doesn't cull people for fanfiction)
SA: Didn't her series inspire 50 shades.
WC: ~(Surprisingly they're not) WC: ~(But then again, they DO tend to be kind of pretty)
WC: ~(WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT)
SA: oh.
SA: okay.
WC: ~(>-< !!!!!!!)
ID: i mean. they're not all pretty.
SA: i see it is a source of agony for you. Ia pologize.
ID: some of them look like. nosferatu.
WC: ~(Have you ever seen a drinker in a movie that wasn't super hot) WC: ~(People are very biased towards the pretty)
WC: ~(Well, more recent movies) WC: ~(They used to be quite a bit scarier looking!)
ID: i think the older movies depicted them more accurately.
WC: ~(Then everyone wanted the dark and brooding trolls apparently)
WC: ~(Troll Edward also watches people while they sleep) WC: ~(Ugh)
WC: ~(I'd beat someone with a wrench for that.......)
SA: Oh like me.
ID: that's fucking sketchy as fuck.
ID: ...
SA: I assocate with this character already.
SA: I am joking
ID: pris.
SA: it is a joke.
WC: ~(Are you going to watch me while I sleep SA)
ID: oh.
ID: you're a hard one to read sometimes pris.
SA: But not always, and that's just enough for me to not be immensely unsettling 24/7.
SA: No, I will not watch you sleep, WC.
WC: ~(Well, I'll just inform ID we have company then ~u^)
WC: ~(Uh) WC: ~(The not Hadean ID) WC: ~(Man that's still so weird)
ID: ahahah i guess i fit in even wearing em's shirt now. everyone is wearing jade it seems like.
ID: yeah, well. i'm not changing my tag. =:P
WC: ~(Oh, please don't! It's quite nice!)
WC: ~(It just feels weird because ID hates being called by his name so he's just ID)
SA: what a strange thing to be bothered by.
SA: 😦
ID: oh. well, my name rocks so. call me by it all you want.
WC: ~(It just takes some getting used to)
SA: yes. if you want bonus points, make sure you call him professor hadeon.
WC: ~(Your name does rock, I agree)
WC: ~(Professor?)
SA: much like gliese is the dean of clown university.
WC: ~(Oh my god what)
ID: hahahah here we go.
SA: I have orange juice and i have never been better right now.
WC: ~(Is it orange juice or orange faygo)
SA: it's orange juice because faygo is for plebians.
WC: ~(Because you're sounding like quite the mirthful posterchild)
SA: a yellowblood associating with the cult would be a deathwish.
WC: ~(Faygo is for plebians) WC: ~(I think we're going to get along well ^^)
ID: faygo tastes like plastic and regrets so.
SA: fanta is much better.
WC: ~(It tastes like pure sugar)
WC: ~(Now Tab on the other hand)
ID: the fuck is a fanta.
WC: ~(I take it you haven't seen the commercials)
ID: i don't watch stuff.
SA: They are very catchy.
SA: isn't tab just a knockoff.
WC: ~ (https://youtu.be/F614uU3DsqM?t=14s)
WC: ~(For some reason I could only find one in a different language?)
SA: las fantas son muy divertida.
ID: so that's why you like fanta, huh pris? =:P
SA: No, that's not at all why I like fanta.
WC: ~(Hehe if you say so!) WC: ~(I don't speak whatever language that is I'm afraid)
WC: ~(Fanta is alright, but it's a bit too fruity for me)
SA: strawberry is the best.
SA: also why did you say it like that, Hadean...
ID: it was a joke pris.
SA: are you implying i am attracted to lowbloods in skanty clothes singing about sugary drinks.
SA: if so the answer is yes.
WC: ~(Oh my!)
SA: (the answer is actually no)
WC: ~(Scandalous!)
ID: pffttt.
ID: i don't drink soda. i just drink water.
SA: You could be a fanta singer in your renfaire outfit.
SA: Nothing else? just water?
WC: ~(I did see chainmail bikinis there) WC ~(So anything is possible!)
WC: ~(Chainmail bikinis.......why.........)
ID: ah yes. my dreams of being a face for a soda company will come true.
ID: i mean. water is free.
ID: and i have yet to find a soda river to drink out of.
SA: you can't just... drink river water.
SA: it could have the ecol.i s.
ID: look at me. drinking river water.
ID: and rain barrel water.
SA: I am going to strangle you.
ID: and sometimes puddles.
SA: oh, chainmail bikinis. My favorite is the leia outfit. I see that a lot at inappropriate times.
WC: ~(I wonder what the blueprints for a homebrew water purifier would look like)
WC: ~(Hmmmm)
SA: Hadean >:'(
WC: ~(Well I know what I'm doing tonight, thanks for the idea~)
ID: anytime i guess.
SA: they make tabs for it, too.
ID: when you're thirsty water is water pris.
ID: bugs in it is just. extra protein. =:P
ID: and dirt is minerals!
WC: ~(I suppose there's worse things in the world than dirty water)
WC: ~(Where do you live?)
ID: i travel. so. everywhere.
WC: ~(Oooh exciting!)
WC: ~(I travel too! But not very often. I'm busy a lot!)
WC: ~(What's your favorite place you've been so far?)
ID: uhhh. found a really pretty waterfall once. looked like it came out of a fucking painting. spent a while there, plenty of stuff to eat around there. that was probably my favorite. nice and empty.
WC: ~(Oh that sounds wonderful) WC: ~(Where was it?)
ID: i don't really do maps. so.... way far east.
SA: what is it you do, WC? SA: do you have any photos, Hadean/
WC: ~(Hmmmm) WC: ~(Time to do some exploring next time I'm out there!)
WC: ~(I work with machines)
ID: i dunno, i'd have to look around and get back to you pris. what sort of machines?
WC: ~(Building, blueprints, parts transfer) WC: ~(All that good stuff)
WC: ~(Anything, really. But my pride and joy is my ship. I built it with my own two hands)
SA: A ship?
SA: as in, for water or air or space.
WC: ~(Yep! It runs on steam with a power core backup)
WC: ~(The air)
SA: hmm.
ID: neat.
ID: as long as ti never crashes i mean.
WC: ~(I'd need a lot more material for a spaceship) WC: ~(Plus, there's the issue of working on the oxygen systems) WC: ~(I haven't figured that one out yet)
WC: ~(It's never crashed yet!)
WC: ~(That's how I get from place to place when I'm going far away)
ID: i see. i usually just ride my lusus.
WC: ~(Mine is a bit too ornery to be ridden. She'll throw you right off if she feels like it.) WC: ~(What is your lusus?)
ID: big horned hoofbeast.
WC: ~(!!!)
WC: ~(Cute!)
WC: ~( (˙❀‿❀˙))
ID: he's pretty cute, yeah.
WC: ~(Does he ever do that thing) WC: ~(Where he bumps you with his nose)
SA: do.. domestic animals do that/
WC: ~(Sure!)
WC: ~(All the time!)
WC: ~(It's how they get attention)
ID: when he wants me to scratch him or shit, yeah.
ID: or he'll just rub his head on me.
WC: ~(That's precious and I love your lusus)
WC: ~(SA, are you not around domestic animals often? :( )
SA: Oh, cats sometimes rub their heads on ankles.
SA: No, not really.
WC: ~(My Paintball does that all the time) WC: ~(He'll just rub my legs and sometimes try to trip me) WC: ~(He's adorable)
SA: I want to meet... your lusus, Hadean. Horned hoofbeast is not specific enough.
SA: I wish I could have a cat, but unfortunately.
SA: Is paintball a cat?
WC: ~(Yep~)
ID: well come by and you can meet him. bring him an apple and he'll be your friend forever.
WC: ~(ID and my other friend were covered in paint when they brought him in) WC: ~(And they had apparently been involved in a paintball war and got him out of a tree) WC: ~(So they say ;P) WC: ~(And now he's mine and I love him)
WC: ~(I can send you pictures of mine if you'd like SA)
SA: Oh, right, I'm on my way to pick up your flowers again.
WC: ~(If I see any kitten adoption boxes, I'll tell you!)
SA: thank you.
RS: | Oh | Are You Delivering Sushi | ? | =:P |
SA: to Hadean, yes.
SA: Oh, i left his bouqet on your patio. I apologize.
ID: i'm probably gonna clear out of this hotel room soon pris, so. we can meet up somewhere.
RS: | Oh | That's Fine | I Saw | and Put It In Water | So | RS: | They should be Healthy Enough |
SA: thank you, Pheres.
SA: Where will we meet?
ID: where ever you want pris, name the place and i'll probably find it.
SA: mmm...
SA: Let's meet near the blue section of the fair. There is lemonade I would like to try before I go.
SA: I will see you soon then?
ID: got it, lemonade at the blue circle. try not to fall asleep. =:P
SA: I am wide awake for once, thankfully.
SA: ! here is my daily exclaimation point to prove it.
ID: well damn, can't argue that logic.
ID: sushi is weird. edible, but weird.
SA: it helps if you put soy sauce on the one with just salmon and rice.
SA: hello I'm back at my hotel
DD: wait are you putting soy sauce on sushi or just rice salmon DD: because i love sushi but ive never really had a chance to try it above water and its a little hard to find it around here now that im in the desert! DD: and i guess before i mostly ate it underwater and you can imagine how trying to put a liquid condiment on anything works in that context!
DD: besides soy sauce is salty and the ocean is already all about that
ID: ....uh yeah it's sushi. why are you in the desert. that seems like the worst place for a fish.
SA: sashimi, I believe. I'm sorry you aren't able to get it where you are. Maybe if you find a city?
ID: what the fuck is sashimi.
SA: soy sauce has flabor
RS: | Fish | ! |
DD: im in a city! DD: or i guess its more like a town because i guess its pretty quaint DD: im not sure how big cities have to be but there arent even any sky scrapers here!
RS: | | I Assume | ? | =:? |
SA: no, I'm stupid. It's nigiri 🍣
DD: and the ocean has flavor too but i guess the flavor is mostly called fish excrement which sounds a lot less appealing than soy sauce
ID: what the fuck is a nigiri.
DD: though i guess i dont know what soy sauce is made of either
SA: 🍣 the little fish slices with rice on the platter I brought you
ID: ...hah. soy sauce is made out of. soy?
DD: thats called nigiri yes!
DD: soy what though?? DD: like those little cubes of fake meat i heard those are soy too
SA: a big city would be much better for fish, yes. You should try to find a port. That would be the best place.
DD: though i dont see why you would want fake meat when you can just have some nice fish
ID: so they. all have their own name? that seems confusing.
DD: i thought i was going to be in a port!!! DD: its CALLED port mina
SA: yes. Sashimi is just fish. Fresh. Nigiri is fresh fish sliced with rice.
DD: but its just desert everywhere!
ID: heyyy port port.
SA: sushi is. Sushi
SA; why do you keep calling it port port...
DD: and SA thats like saying sandwiches are sandwiches!
SA: that sounds. Horrid
DD: like sure theyre all sandwiches but its not like a fish salad sandwich is the same as a cheeseburger!
ID: mina means port or whatever.
ID: so the name means port port.
DD: wait really? DD: i thought it was like
DD: mina meenah condesce
ID: i don't know. i think i remembered right.
DD: and maybe they just didnt know how to spell
ID: i mean. why would you name a lowblood town after the condesce.
II: To honor her, presumably.
II: But perhaps it's just a coincidence.
DD: well its not really entirely a lowblood town! DD: i just met up with the nicest blueblood banker they complimented my bow! DD: and yes of course theres no need to restrict honoring our lovely sovereign to specific castes!
DD: regardless i will be one very happy travelor if i find myself some sushi as unlikely as that is! DD: i miss eel
DD: eel is the best
II: ...goodness, I just looked up that town, what on Alternia are you doing in the desert, sovereign?
DD: especially acid-fried
II: Are you lost?
ID: congrats you met the most boring of the three bluebloods there i think.
DD: ... do you think i could order some of that to go?
DD: do they deliver to deserts?
ID: assume probably not.
II: Haha! I don't think anyone delivers that far.
DD: and of course im not lost! DD: im on vacation exactly where i need to be! DD: a working vacation i guess haha because im still working but regardless its all very sanctioned and work-related
DD: just some company troubles is all
DD: and oh really?
DD: ... not even if you pay them a lot?
ID: ...what are you working on in a lowblood town.
DD: i gave myself cravings 😢
II: Oh, well. That makes sense. But it does seem potentially bad for your health.
II: I hope you don't dry out.
ID: and i mean. they can try but by the time they get to you it'd be gross probs.
DD: fancy, fancy things that i cant tell you about for reasons related to nondisclosure agreements and also the integrity of my company! DD: but mostly starship things
DD: theres a helmstraining facility out here!
DD: theyre very helpful in that regard
ID: yeahhh there sure is.
II: Oh, a helm facility? Fascinating.
SA: helmstraining facility... in port Mina.
SA: unpleasant.
II: Oh, I see now. Station 11, is that right?
DD: well no not strictly in the city but the city (town??) is the closest place to
DD: yes station 11!!!
RS: | Oh | Don't Say That | Haha | RS: | Ah | We've got People Who Work There on Here | RS: | They would be | Distressed |
DD: the closest place to station 11 with you know beds and showers and things like that
ID: don't fret about it pris.
ID: i think the station mostly keeps to itself.
DD: and oh dear why is that unpleasant? DD: much more pleasant than requiring the poor locals to travel all the way out to where *Ii usually live!!
SA: I'm not fretting but after what Gliese said about the area I am surprised there would be one there.
SA: I am only concerned about the imperial hunters.
SA: and they are preoccupied right now.
ID: it's why gliese is there pris. now hush up.
DD: um!
DD: the what now?
SA: 🤷♀️ nothing
II: Imperial hunters? What, like legislacerators?
DD: wow that is all very suspicious
ID: the folks he works for sometimes, chillax.
DD: but also in that kind of edgy way people our age use when they want to be cool
SA: I don't want to he cool, thank you.
DD: so i will go ahead and buy in and i assure you im very impressed!!
II: Oh, don't be unkind, DD.
II: I'd say we don't have enough information to assume that.
DD: im not being unkind! DD: ... a little bit too forward maybe! DD: my apologies i was being entirely sincere!
SA: 🙄
II: Conclusions without cause and all.
ID: pris finds stuff, it's his job.
II: I for one am intrigued.
DD: thats a very generalized job description? DD: what kinds of things do you find? DD: lost items? DD: items that are lost after you find them? DD: fears?
DD: i read the most interesting story once about a psionic
ID: whatever he gets paid to find, duh.
DD: her powers were that she could find anything! and of course the writer write the trickiest plot twist DD: she eventually defeated her greatest enemy by finding his greatest fear!
SA: people, usually.
II: ...That sounds more like an empath's ability.
DD: and oh alright thats sensical of course i was just trying to inject some DRAMA into it
SA: yes. Much more empathetic
DD: well she could find items too!
SA: empaths can also detect an emotion attached to an item
ID: op main character please nerf.
II: I don't think this person had much experience of actual psiionics, abilities don't often intersect like that.
SA: 🤷♀️ sounds op to me 😂
DD: well i suppose so DD: i believe the writer was jade DD: i dont suppose they get out much to see anybody when theyve got all those cavern duties and such!
DD: and what does that mean SA?
II: Overpowered.
DD: the emotions i mean!
ID: typical highbloods writing about junk they know nothing about.
ID: uh.
DD: er
II: Oh, I think SA is amused.
ID: team edward or team lestat.
DD: no i mean
DD: oh goodness this chat moves quickly
DD: what does it mean that items have emotions attached to them?
SA: yes. I'm amused.
DD: and also team edward
SA: lets go with that.
DD: definitely edward
II: ...what
DD: also also i dont think a jadeblood really qualifies for a highblood haha
II: What are we even talking about now
RS: | ! | ! | Why Edward | ? |
DD: theyre just barely halfway!
II: Who are these trolls
ID: i'm rust, everything is high. =:P
II: Lestat and Edward
ID: man ii, get with the movies.
II: I'm usually too busy to go to the cinema, alas.
DD: well hes so romantic isnt he rs??? DD: he goes so far to show his dedication to his matesprit and oh
DD: i would love to have a matesprit that loves me that much
DD: sigh
RS: | It is a Delightful Media Chain | II | ! | RS: | Or | Er | Two |
SA: watching them sleep?
DD: (i would also love to have some smoked eel but i suppose we cant always get what we want)
SA: who are we talking about.
RS: | And | Oh | Haha | RS: | Yes | He is Rather Romantic | But | RS: | Isn't Lestat Moreso | ? |
RS: | Consider | His Dedication | ! |
SA: I thought Lestat was an utter prick
DD: to protect them!! DD: and because he just cant keep himself away DD: he is enamored
II: ...that sounds frankly disturbing, is this movie supposed to be a PSA about what to avoid in quadrants?
SA: perhaps.
DD: what no of course not!!!
SA: have you heard of its sequel? Fifty shades?
SA: 😂
DD: have you never considered that a quadrant might need protection??
II: Oh, _that._ I only know it because the firm gossiped about it.
II: It sounds dreadful.
DD: and oh my goodness DD: somebody lent me that book once!
DD: i er
DD: did not expect it to be about that kind of thing!
II: Any quadrant of mine would be quite capable of protecting themselves, without me having to _stare_ at them during the day, goodness.
ID: 50 shades, some dumb little rust gets manipulated to fuck by a highblood. unhealthy as fuck from the reviews i'm reading.
II: Truly atrocious, I agree, ID.
DD: well im sure he wasnt just sitting there staring at them the whole time that sounds awfully boring
RS: | Oh | But | II | ! |
DD: thats not the way its meant to be read and really i think youre extrapolating an awful lot from that scene!
RS: | It's not about |- NEEDING -| to Watch Them throughout the Day |
RS: | It is a Testament to the Strength of His Pity | that He would Choose to Do So |
DD: its about the dedication it takes to
DD: yes!
DD: he loves them!
SA: we found someone more idealistic than me
RS: | It's Really Quite Romantic |
sA: I am so pleased
II: ...It sounds like a frank waste of time and like he doesn't trust them.
II: Which is incredibly troubling.
ID: seems fucking intrusive and creepy to me.
DD: really! DD: you lot are making an awful lot of assumptions about the nature of a relationship especially you II given you havent even read the novel!
RS: | Haha | Well | RS: | Passion often Does Seem Unsettling to the Less Romantic of Us | =:P |
II: At this point I don't think I need to.
II: I am quite romantic!
II: But I think I have rather...different ideals.
ID: i mean i guess, sure. =:P
DD: well i for one would love to have a matesprit that shows that sort of passion and dedication
II: To me, respecting my quadrants' privacy seems a lot more romantic.
SA:I find most of twilights actions to e infantilizing their lover
SA: they cannot possibly help themselves and so forth
RS: | Well | I Mean | RS: | Matespritship is All About Pity | In Reality | to Have Someone fully Manifest the Depths of Those Emotions might be a Bit Overwhelming | RS: | But | In a Story | There is Something Very Touching about the Idea that Someone would be so Over-whelmed by the Pitiableness of their Partner |
DD: have you ever read a pity romance novel sa???
RS: | That They would do Anything for Them |
DD: the point is the pity
RS: | Even Stay Awake all Day | to Watch Them While They Sleep | RS: | Or While They Work | RS: | Admittedly | The Watching Them while He was Meant to be Away was a Bit Excessive |
II: ...if they would do anything for them, why not _show_ them performing some daring act. It sounds like proposing that a law is sound because of its intensity, and not actually trying to prove it based on evidence of its effectiveness.
SA: pitying someone is different form thinking of them as an invalid
RS: | But | He was Feeling Lovelorn | Wasn't That Right | DD | ? |
DD: its not a reflection of the respective relationship members capabilities but rather the depths of the pity they feel for one another
RS: | Oh | He Does | ! |
DD: well they do that too ii!!
II: What happened to showing pity through gifts or affection. My goodness.
SA: if someone treated me that way I would remove them
DD: you all strike me as rather unromantic sorts i am afraid
II: Nonsense!
DD: aside from rs of course
SA: he constantly interferes in her business and then acts like she can't be helped when another individual "enters his turf"
II: On one of my dates, the lovely girl I was accompanied by presented me with a very charming wildlife specimen.
II: It was incredibly sweet!
RS: | Ah | But | Prisma | RS: | What Makes It so Romantic is the Fact She Regularly Offers up the Opportunity for Him to Do So |
RS: | It is a Reciprocated Pity |
DD: alternative interpretation! DD: he helps them when they are struggling and goes out of his way to prove his loyalty in the face of pushy competitors!
RS: | Otherwise | Why | It would Just be Alarming |
DD: and yes also what rs said!
II: But it was of her own volition and not some sort of...I don't even know what to call this, from what I hear about it, some sort of bizarrely compelled dysfunction?
DD: whatever do you mean??
SA: but she wanted nothing to do with him multiple times...
DD: of course the relationship was of both participatnts volitions DD: and sa really if somebody wants nothing to do with another person who is if you recall warning her away then would she really continue returning to him?
DD: this is what i mean by unromantic! DD: its as though you have never flirted before
II: ...this sounds like remarkably inconsistent behavior. Perhaps she is unwell.
DD: what??
DD: its playing hard to get
SA: it sounds like someone who has been entrapped and is completely dependent on their lover
II: That sounds ridiculous.
SA: due to abuse
DD: and showing that despite what you may say at times you are deeply invested in a relationship
DD: what
SA: 😡
II: If you want to be with someone, why would you dance around the issue?
DD: in what way is she entrapped and dependent???????????
II: And pretend otherwise?
DD: because you dont want to look desperate!!
II: It is not desperate to want to be with someone...?
SA: she told him to leave and he came back and got her repeatedly
SA: some people aren't playing hard to get they want to e left alone
II: Indeed, SA is right.
DD: yes and then he left and told her not to follow and she went after him anyways and its called being there for each other
SA: but hard to get is a convenient excuse to keep pursuing them beyond their comfort
II: ...that sounds like ignoring consent, to me.
DD: they save each other many times in this way!!
DD: and you still didnt answer about your entrapment comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SA: if a friend followed me when I told them not to follow I would be upset because it would have jeopardized them
RS: | Oh | Some People Are just Keen to be Left Alone | And That is an Important Thing to Know | But | RS: | You |- DON'T -| want to Look Desperate |
SA: and I clearly was handling it
RS: | That is a Valid Way to Feel | Prisma | But | Oh | Consider | If | Hmm |
II: Certainly, there are times when a moirail or ashen leaf might know better for their partners, but even then, such things ought to be discussed consensually.
RS: | | Someone Says Not to Follow Them | And Then | You Do Not | RS: | And You Discover They have been Greviously Injured | in a Way that Could've been Prevented If Only You had Followed Them |
RS: | Also | They Are Your Matesprit |
II: And particularly in a red(?) relationship, as I assume this to be, it is extremely uncouth to interfere with your partner so.
II: ...that is called life. You can't always be with your matesprit, that would make the relationship hugely uncomfortable. You have to trust them.
ID: okay from what i'm reading this edward is really possessive.
RS: | Mm | ! | But Wouldn't You Wonder | If They had been Saying Do Not Follow Them | RS: | Simply to Look More Pitiable to You | ? |
RS: | Flushed Romance is Mirror to Pale Romance |
RS: | And That is a Classic Trope |
DD: also additionally i think you are greatly overexaggerating her desire to be left alone! DD: she never tells him to leave multiple times she is like maybe kind of miffed one time and then is always very happy to have him present! DD: you are all talking so much about how clearly she wants to be left alone and hates him and are ignoring the fact that its written from her point of view when it is made very clear that she is deeply in love and adores having him around and thinks about him all the time
ID: does the bellae character have other quads?
RS: | She Eventually Becomes Pitch with the Dayshifter |
II: ...if someone told me to not follow them, I would assume they were thinking clearly and not like a cheaply written romance novel.
RS: | After a Long Period of Attempted Red Courtship | in Which She is Torn Between Him and Edward |
ID: and how does. edward react to the blossoming black relationship?
DD: yes except he followed her because his psionic clademember warned him she was in danger not beause he was just randomly following her!!!!
DD: and then he saved her life!!
DD: because he loves her!!
RS: | Oh | He doesn't Care | Why Would He | ? | It's not His Quadrant | RS: | I mean | Eventually | Jakobe does Become Matesprits with Her Descendent Instead | In an Unexpected Twist | RS: | And They are All Three Fully Aware This is what Will Happen |
DD: also for people that are very concerned with the potential lack of consent in this relationship you are doing an awful lot of ignoring of bellaes feelings and all the times she makes it very clear she loves and appreciates edward!
SA: no because I like to believe the people I surround myself with would be willing to tell me the truth of their situation and not trying to pity flirt with me
II: ...did she ASK the psiionic clademember to keep an eye on her.
RS: | So Being Jealous would be Silly |
ID: ...what.
RS: | II | You should Read the Book | ! |
RS: | The Books |
II: ...seconding the what.
RS: | Or | Well | No | That would Take Ages | And I Am Sure You are Very Busy |
RS: | Watch the Films | ! | =:B |
SA: what to what
II: I'm sorry, still a bit hung up over the _descendant_ part. Is Bellae rust?
ID: darn. my lack of speakers would make a movie hard. what a shame.
II: Otherwise how would she have had a descendant around so quickly...
ID: is she? man i'm sick of the simpering rust tropes.
RS: | Bellae is Jade | It is Hard to Realise at Some Points | Given That She Hates the Sunlight |
RS: | But That is How She is Able to be Turned into a Rainbowdrinker in the Last Book |
RS: | You can't Turn a Rust into a Drinker |
RS: | That would be Silly | =:B |
ID: haaah.
II: I didn't know that, Pheres.
II: But how ridiculous.
II: That sounds _full_ of plot holes, if nothing else.
DD: well thats an easy criticism to levy at any work of popular media and honestly at this point it feels like you are just attacking this particular work by making wild assumptions about how and why things in it happened without having read the book
DD: and its kind of hurtful!
DD: and i fell like ive gotten into a mess in terms of first impressions 😦
DD: i dont remember the last time ive felt this unfriendly!
SA: my head hurts.
DD: that is unfortunate have you considered taking any painkillers??
ID: go nap pris.
RS: | Oh | II | I am Afraid We are not Writers | =:( | RS: | So | Ah | It would be Better For You to See For Yourself |
RS: | Or | Read the Summaries Online | ! |
II: ...DD, how experienced are you with chatrooms?
RS: | It is Much Less Alarming than You are Reading It As |
DD: additionally i have heard that certain herbal sinus cleanses and some magnetic treatments work wonders
ID: if you need one. you're at the hotel and all.
DD: and i am not very experienced with chatroom unfortunately ii! DD: why????? that is a very foreboding statement!
II: Ah, well. This sort of thing isn't uncommon. You will often find people who disagree with you, I'm afraid. It isn't personal, usually.
SA: I have to get my things to the station
SA: no, I get headaches for other reasons, DD
SA: anyways
ID: yeah in chatrooms there's no consequences for speaking your mind so. get used to arguments dd.
II: I didn't mean any offense against you. I simply don't like the sound of these narratives.
DD: well then you should maybe read them like rs said i think you have gotten a very misrepresented idea of what the story actually entails!
DD: but oh my goodness im not sure if having bad relationships with people is necessarily the same thing as no consequences!
DD: i would much rather be on good terms with people DD: i suppose i just became quite flustered in this particular case because i have really admired the twilight series for quite a while
II: Bad relationships? I don't think any less of you.
DD: ive always thought it would be very nice to have a matesprit like edward!
II: You just like something different.
DD: and oh in that case i am very happy to hear that
SA: I do primarily because I don't like being called edgy and suspicious
SA: otherwise I don't care
ID: yeah arguments on the chatroom mean little if you don't let them.
DD: in my experience disagreement particularly of the degree of vehemence i achieved breeds dislike so i am glad it did not in this case DD: and in that case sa you have my sincerest apologies!!
DD: i did not mean to be hurtful and simply intended to make a friendly joke but i see now that it was ill aimed and i will refrain from calling you those things in the future!
II: Vehemence? I don't think anyone here felt truly vehement.
RS: | It could be Worse | DD | RS: | You could have Wished for a Matesprit like Jakobe | =:B |
DD: hahaha that is true!
ID: what's wrong with jakobe.
SA: thank you
ID: other than his. flushness for descendants?
DD: well for one thing his propensity for property destruction
DD: and that
DD: also that
DD: well
SA: so everything
DD: i mean it wasnt quite like that
SA: 😄
DD: but really he was being awfully pushy in light of bellaes clear dedication and love to edward!
DD: hes not a particularly awful sort but really he had no right to be placing bellae into that position
ID: i thought someone said she was undecided between them. or was that earlier.
RS: | He is a Skinshifter | Who Lives Out in the Woods | and was Especially Keen to Court Her Quadrant | RS: | Despite Her Clear Affection for Edward | I mean | It is Understandable | in a Certain Light | that She was Tempted Enough to be Curious | ? |
DD: especially while she was mourning the supposed death of her last quadrant!
DD: she was not thinking straight!!
ID: all i'm getting out of this is that this girl wanted to pail mythical creatures. =:I
RS: | Who wouldn't Be | ? | But It is Unkind to Encourage Someone to Pursue That Curiousity | ! |
RS: | Hahaha | Oh | Heavens |
RS: | This is a Perfectly Suitable Book for All Ages | RS: | There is No Fornication | Hadean |
ID: oh okay.
RS: | For Heaven's Sake | It is About |- ROMANCE -| =:P |
DD: well yes id that is part of the allure isnt it?? DD: though with um maybe less coarse language DD: they only kissed in the books!
DD: and yes they ARE romance novels
ID: hey.
ID: 50 shades is supposed to be about romance isn't it.
RS: | Hahaha |- NO -|
RS: | That is a Vicious Lie |
DD: i was under the impression it was meant to be about pailing!
RS: | Exactly | ! |
SA: kink 101 at clown university
II: ...I'm very glad - what
RS: | | | Um |
DD: at least DD: it was DD: after i realized what it was actually about
RS: | Oh My |
DD: 😦
II: I'm sorry, _what_ .
RS: | I would Like to Unenroll From that Class |
DD: um!!!
ID: pris i swear you need to stop bringing that up at the weirdest times.
SA: it applied to fifty shades
II: ...as an honorary church member I suddenly feel rather uncomfortable.
SA: believe me I pick and choose when I say it.
DD: is there a not weird time to bring up something like that???
RS: | I | I don't Think It Does | ? |
DD: because that just seems weird overall!!!
RS: | I do Wonder |
SA: the entirety of fifty shades is poorly constructed relationships around a poor execution of a fetish...
ID: ...ket's switch to the other drinker. lestat.
ID: he looks like a tool.
RS: | Oh | He doesn't | ! |
DD: im afraid i dont know about that one!
DD: oh!
DD: oh goodness
DD: no he looks really very dashing
DD: his hair is lovely ❤
ID: the google images all have him looking like he's trying too hard to seem mysterious and dashing.
RS has attached LESTATISNOBLE.jpeg to the chat!
RS: | Look at That |
RS: | He's not |- TRYING -|
DD: ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤
ID: his nose is crooked.
DD: it adds character!
RS: | Yes | Isn't It Dashing | ? | It is a Careful Character Flaw | ! |
ID: oh okay so he wasn't recently hit in the face.
II: Mm. He is all right, I suppose.
RS: | It Shows He is Capable of Violence | Yet | Also Capable of Weakness | RS: | Of Being Made Vulnerable by a Greater Foe | ! |
RS: | Also Known As | Deeply Pitiable | =:P |
DD: +^+
ID: hahah he gets wrecked by the other rainbowdrinkers?
DD: oh dear! DD: im certain he doesnt but really even if he does DD: i would find tending to his wounds very agreeable ❤
ID: i like the other rainbowdrinker better of the two.
RS: | Haha | He Does gets Wrecked | If You would Like to Use those Terms | RS: | He is Almost Murdered by His Matesprit at One Point |
RS: | And Fights Frequently with the Rest |
RS: | But It is the Way of Rainbowdrinkers |
RS: | Unfortunately | ! |
ID: i mean if you say so, i bow to your mastery of rainbowdrinkers. =:P
RS: | Haha | I don't Know If I'd call It Mastery | RS: | I've only Ever Read Those Two Series | ! | RS: | Clearly | DD is the True Master of Rainbowdrinkers | Given His | Her | ? | Wide Range of Knowledge | =:B |
DD: !!!
DD: i mean!!
DD: i wouldnt say that DD: i am just very fond of romance novels haha
DD: and the supernatural ones are just
DD: they are even better!!
ID: why are they better?
DD: because they add twist to the dynamics! DD: they tend to be more tragic and dramatic and romantic
ID: i don't get the appeal of a quad that'll eat you.
II: I admit I feel similarly.
RS: | Well | How is a Quadrant Who Could Drink Your Blood | really Any Different from a Normal Quadrant | ? |
II: Ah, by _quite a lot?_
DD: well thats the point isnt it! DD: that they are so dedicated to you the thought would never cross their mind DD: or if it does it is an example of their great love for you that they dedicate their strength and fortitude towards overcoming such desires so that they might be with you because their love is so much more to them!
DD: and yes really its not as though the average troll could not simply kill you as well
II: I wouldn't want a potential quadrant to view me as a meal, thank you.
RS: | Anyone could Cull You | If You let Them in Near Enough | RS: | You just have to Ensure There is Enough Incentive Not To | RS: | Or Else | That They Care About You Sufficiently | that They would Never Dream of It | ! |
DD: and drink your blood i suppose if they were so inclined though i think that would be
DD: weird
RS: | And | Unhygeniec | =:) |
II: Just a _tad_.
ID: i mean most trolls don't have to cull to survive.
ID: like. literally survive off of eating trolls.
RS: | Yes | Most Trolls just Cull for Fun | which is Rather Worse | If You Ask Me |
II: I cull for my job! But usually I am culling trolls who are dangers to others, or who are causing different types of harm by going against Imperial law.
II: I would not cull wantonly; terrible discipline.
ID: that sounds... fun ii.
II: Well, I am a legislacerator!
II: It is my purpose.
ID: huh. neat.
DD: oh my goodness this conversation took a little bit of a dark turn DD: i apologize i was absent because i was looking for more pictures of lestat DD: i wish my hair was that long it looks looooovely DD: but unfortunately both my hair and my horns have recently found themselves quite short!! DD: im afraid my countenance will never recover DD: but! regardless! i do think i rather agree with rs!
II: A dark turn? Not really.
ID: long hair is the best hair, it's true.
II: Long hair is very lovely! I unfortunately would find it inconvenient, though.
II: Too potentially dangerous for my job.
DD: its also rather cumbersome underwater and our lovely sovereigns ability to manage such wondrous locks as hers is impressive as well as beautiful!
ID: braids help everything.
DD: unfortunately i have recently burned off the majority of mine and it is now styled into quite a short cut!
II: A braid is still an opportunity for an enemy to grab it, though, unfortunately, or for it to get caught.
ID: yeah, you gotta not have too sensitive a scalp. Also braid spikes.
II: Braid spikes?
ID: spikes you braid in to the hair.
II: How fascinating!
II: I have never seen such a thing.
II: It sounds potentially useful, but also possibly injurious to the user.
ID: i mean. i make mine with psi when i do it. but i'm sureee they exist in a metal form. maybe.
II: Hm!
II: Still an intriguing concept.
RS: | Oh | Yes | They Do | ! | I've Worn Those on Occasion | rs: | They're Woven into Your Hair | So | Ah | Only Hazardous if You have a Habit of Handling It | Haha |
II: I see!
ID: see, i knew i wasn't crazy.
II: I wouldn't think you were. You seem quite mentally sound.
ID: jury's still out on that one. =:P
II: Haha, well, surely it isn't my place to judge.
II: Perhaps someone who knows you better could give sufficient testament.
SA: I am tired of having nightmares. This is increasingly annoying.
RS: | ! | Is It a Common Problem For You | ? |
SA: I suppose not really. I cannot have the same nightmares as other trolls. But lately I keep remembering things that have already happened and that's what I consider a nightmare.
SA: it must have been brought on by the fight.
SA: how are you?
RS: | Good | ! | Remarkably | Haha | I should be On the Road back Home | Really | But | I am Staying Up Here for the Perigee | I Think | So | Not having to Travel Yet is Relaxing | RS: | I'm Sorry to Hear That | Though | =:( |
RS: | Can You Try Not Sleeping | ? |
SA: will you be taking Emerel with you, or going off alone when you do?
SA: oh, yes. It must be nice to lounge around with little to fret about 😊
SA: I am packing right now, I should return to Provenence.
SA: it would be unwise for me to avoid sleeping. Just as it would be for you 😦
RS: | Ah | I'm just Staying At His Hive for a Bit | to Complete Some Stationary Work | So | The Former | ? | RS: | Tell Me about Provenance | I've done Business in a Nearby City | But I've never Been Inside of It Properly | It sounds Lovely from What I've Heard | RS: | And | Haha | Unwise if You Avoid It Entirely | But | You only Really Need Four Hours or So a Day |
SA: but I also enjoy sleeping. I just wish I wouldn't be struck by it when I'm out doing things.
SA: provenance is good. I live in West Haven. The worst part is Port Solais.
SA: it is very sophisticated... but it is also infested with organized crime and cartel groups. Organ trafficking is very big.
SA: many of my clients pay me to deal with these people.
SA: unfortunately the safest place is West Haven which is only meant for midbloods and up. Usually. But, the members of the criminal courts make their homes there as well.
SA: the city is sick, which is unfortunate considering it is otherwise beautiful and rather eventful in positive ways.
CC: Are yo=u sure yo=u're getting eno=ugh so=po=r, SA? / (´・×・`)\ CC: I kno=w it's kind o=f an o=bvio=us first quetio=n, but I think so=metimes peo=ple do=n't realize that different amo=unts o=f so=po=r wo=rk fo=r different peo=ple! /(≧ x ≦)\ CC: And it's really go=o=d fo=r sto=pping nightmares, even if they're no=t the usual o=nes! CC: I kno=w I need a lo=t less, but I can pretty much sleep anywhere, anytime. / (⁎˃ᆺ˂)\
SA: kit, hello.
SA: I don't use sopor, I use medication. But I am unsure what the actual overlap is with all of it. I just know I am unable to contract our genetic nightmares.
SA: oh. You're like me 😃
CC: / (•ㅅ•)\ CC: Hello=! CC: I'm so= so=rry, I co=mpletely fo=rgot to= say 'hi'! /(≧ x ≦)\
SA: I hope you have been well.
CC: I've been alright! CC: Mo=stly wo=rried abo=ut Em, but, um! CC: Pheres says he's been fine, just reco=vering. CC: I kind o=f freaked o=ut when everyo=ne said that he go=t stabbed and died, haha. /(^ x ^|||)\So= I feel a little silly no=w. CC: But, um! CC: What kind o=f medicatio=n? CC: O=r, I guess there's no= sense in me asking, I'm the last thing fro=m a do=cterro=rist. CC: Can yo=u use so=po=r? / (⁎˃ᆺ˂)\ It might help!
SA: I never heard that he died... I wonder who said that.
SA: it's some sort of military issue pills, I'm unsure of their brand and make. Just that I acquire them through unconventional means as they were wat I took in the military
SA: I don't believe so. At the least. I avoid it
CC: Haha, I do=n't even remember at this po=nt! /(≧ x ≦)\But that's my fault fo=r o=verreacting! CC: That sucks, then, tho=ugh! Fo=r the daymares, I mean. CC: Do= yo=u have them a lo=t? / (´・×・`)\ CC: I fall asleep witho=ut so=po=r pretty o=ften! That's pro=bably why it wo=rks so= easily o=n me, actually, haha, because I'm no=t used to= it! CC: But, I mean, I think CC: At least fo=r me! CC: I tend to= have less daymares when I've had a tiring night?
CC: Like, if I went to= training!
CC: ... I guess saying 'yo=u sho=uld wo=rk o=ut and see if it helps' so=unds kind o=f dumb, tho=ugh.
SA: I have been very stationary lately. I could go back to working more often and see if that changes it.
SA: I'm sorry it startled you, Kit.
SA: not often. When I do, it's oftentimes things from training or the few times I was involved in live fire engagements.
SA: they don't cause me distress. They simply make it hard to get restful sleep.
SA: what do you dream about?
ID: daymares suck, sorry bud.
SA: hello, Hadean.
CC: That might really help, then! /(^ x ^=)\ CC: And it's o=kay, Prisma, do=n't wo=rry abo=ut it! CC: I'm fine, really, haha - it's no=t like I'm o=ne o=f the peo=ple that go=t stabbed. CC: ... Um! Speaking o=f which, hi Hadean! CC: I'm so=rry that yo=u go=t so hurt in the fight, to=o=. / (´・×・`)\
CC: And, uh! CC: Do= yo=u mean my daymares?
SA: but witnessing or hearing about those things is often a source of distress, even for those that weren't directly involved. It is okay.
SA: I often have to tell this to my clients.
SA: yes, your daymares
ID: yo pris. sorry your sleep sucked. we can both be on team shit sleep. and uh. daymares can be kind of private there pris.
CC: I mean, haha, I sho=uldn't be upset by things like that if I'm in the fleet, right? CC: I've never been in any live engagements, like yo=u said, so=... CC: Um! CC: I'm so=rry, I guess I feel kind o=f weird saying what they are?
SA: are they? I was unaware. I apologize, Kit
SA: you should acquire a heavy blanket, Hadean. I hear they are "all the rage"
ID: ...what.
ID: i burn with the force of a thousand suns pris, i don't need a blanket.
ID: like. ever.
SA: I don't know. I was very upset by some things I experienced in the fleet. Less so now, however. But I understand what you mean.
SA: oh. It emulates hugging and supposedly it helps you sleep better.
SA: perhaps if we put ice on it
SA: 😉
ID: pfff that seems suffocating as fuck to me but hey, each to their own.
ID: uhh. also kit don't worry. em's pretty fine. a few good meals and he'll probably be good as new.
CC: That's really go=o=d to= hear! /(^ x ^=)\ CC: But also= pro=bably no=t what yo=u want to= talk abo=ut since he's the o=ne that yo=u two= were fighting, I guess! CC: Ho=w are yo=u do=ing, tho=ugh? CC: I kno=w he's no=t the o=nly o=ne that go=t hurt in the fight... / (´・×・`)\
ID: i mean i'm not upset over the fighting. it's not like i was forced in to it or anything, it's fine. i'm fine. everyone is fine.
SA: thankfully
CC: I meant physically! CC: But I guess emo=tio=nally, to=o=, except yo=u already said yo=u're fine that way. CC: /(≧ x ≦)\
ID: yeah, well. i got wounds to heal up but it's alright.
Sip made you all pretty while you chatted about beating Emerel's ass in. It was... Fun in a way you've never gotten to experience before, really. And hey, you were pretty enough to pull of anything.
And Sipara seemed sure that this goo wouldn't melt off your mug. She would know better than anyone else... You hope. Back in your normal clothes it seemed right to head to the fighting rings and see about scouting out your opponent. You'd had your fun at the faire, gotten to meet a bunch of trolls and have enough quality bonding time to last you a few sweeps...
That meant it was time for business. You absently tapped your staff against your shoulder as you walked, eyes sweeping over the trolls assembled. Honestly, you had no idea who you were looking for! Just that he was jade.
"Siiip. Which one of these dirtbags is Emerel? Fucker was hella rude, not even sending me a picture. He's not actually hideous or something, is he?" You had thought Pheres had taste. But... With what he was wearing... Maybe not.
> EMEREL
You walk back into the arena, sweat dripping down your forehead that you can't be bothered to wipe off. Besides, it's kind of attractive. You had some rage to let out and you feel a bit better now. There's a bit of blood streaked across your garb and you're not sure if it's yours or that blueblood you took a quick drink from while he was knocked unconscious with a very rude halberd pole. Ironically, you're pretty sure that's the same blue you drank from during the faire where you meant Pheres. Small world. You decide you'll hang out on the benches with your waterbottle for now, thoroughly overheated and in need of something for your throat. Hadean will make himself known when he gets here, you're sure.
> SIPARA
Hadean's pretty as a goddamn picture, and you _absolutely_ crammed your phone full of 'em. Between Pheres's horn-shining and your work, there's something deeply satisfying in how positively _glam_ he looks. And he'll look even better when he's kicking someone's ass in it. Empress, you miss being in the ring. "Ha~aaaaads," you drawl back, squinting at the crowd. "He's the mossball over --" You bounce up on your toes, peering at each troll in turn, before you jerk your chin towards Emerel. You've only seen him in person once or twice, but with as many pictures as Pheres's put up, he's kind of hard to miss. "There! And - eye-dee-kay, dude, he's not _my_ thing. You like 'em long and gangly and nubby-horned?" "Because if you do.. looks like you might have competition. Haha, holy shit, did he fuck around with a teal before he's _fighting?_"
> HADEAN
Huh. First thought it he looks like a sweaty gross nerd. Second thought is woww, was he really fighting before your bout? "Looks like it. Hella rude, doesn't he know he was supposed to save himself for me? Might start bawling as soon as I try talking to him, I can already feel myself getting choked up." Well if he wanted to tire himself out before his fight, fine. You were used to being looked down upon for your blood color, obviously he didn't think you were worth his best. His loss, it'd just make it an easier win for you. You stroll your way over to the benches, whistling loud- like you would for a woofbeast. "Oh Emerel~ Are you always this sweaty and dirty, or was this your attempt at cleaning up for me?"
> EMEREL
You're quietly minding your own business, drinking your waterbottle on your bench, when you're whistled at. It's not the first time someone's whistled at you, so you can't say you're bothered. You love it when strangers pay attention that kind of attention to you, usually. When he calls your name, however, you pause with your bottle still at your lips. You don't look towards the source of the sound and your only response is to tap your fingers on the bottle. "You could say-" You look over to him, snorting when you notice how prettied up he is. Even you know better. "-That I simply look the part of a man who just went to war." You HAVE been doing reenactments all day, after all. You stand up, setting the bottle down to look Hadean over. He's not much taller than you, horns notwithstanding, and the only thing about him that's really concering you is that dumb floating horn. You're sure you should be wary of that one.
> HADEAN
"A man who went to war. Sure, buttercup." You make sure your voice is as dry as possible. War? Is that what he thinks fighting trolls one on one for a while is? Man, he's a dramatic one... But you guess it comes with the territory of being a fucking. Historical nerd. "Well, you need a little more time to freshen up, or are we fighting now? Because I came all this way to this stupid faire to beat you up. Might as well get it over with." You lean against your staff, giving him you best cocky smirk. You didn't have to get serious about it until you were actually going at it, after all. Let him think you the cocky lowblood who was getting in over their head. You could play stereotypes to your advantage any night.
> MAIDEL
You’re sitting in the stands with Sipara, watching Hadean and Emerel anxiously, but then Prisma really does come over! You beam at the yellowblood. “Hi! Are you excited for the fight? I’m a little worried, but…” You trail off and look at the two trolls. “…they both seem pretty capable.”
> EMEREL
"I'm ready when you are. Question is, Hadean, just how good are you at putting your money where your mouth is?" You look to his face, a wide smirk crossing yours as you summon your halberd to your hand, copying his lean. For all your talk, you're making all sorts of immediate observations about him: Face tattoos. High pain tolerance. Floating horn. Some type of psionic bullshit. You probably shouldn't get too close. Staff. Another indicator that he keeps a distance. Cocky. It's a trick you know quite well. Tall. Inherently on the tough side. Long hair. Doesn't spend too much time in close range fights if he's not worried about getting his braid yanked on. You think you might try fighting close to him and seeing what happens. "But, you know, if you want to apply a little more makeup before we get into it, I'll wait. Be my guest."
> PRISMA
"I am marginally excited. I am more excited to see Hadean destroy this mysterious jade blood," You remark simply, cocking your head lightly at Maidel. "You found time to get away from the booth, finally?"
> VATRRA
You've locked up your shop in favor of wandering around until you find where you need to go. And it's not hard to spot the familiar face in the crowd once you remember what to look for. The greenblood and goldblood next to Nzinga are unfamiliar, but based on the chrome in the chat these are probably the other people you were just talking to. You walk over and take a seat at the end of them, nodding in greeting.
> HADEAN
"Oh my god, clearly you've been watching way too many shitty movies with Gliese is you're going to spew that line and try to look cool doing it." You roll your eyes at him, but you're taking note of him while you trade jabs. But let him try to compartmentalize you! As much as he likes to think how good he is at fighting, you've just had a lot more time alive to fight. And you're used to fighting trolls that are physically stronger than you. "Now don't go tossing Sip's skills or she might give you a good kick when you're down. Are we going to stand around all night, or are we going to fight?"
> LOKKIC & CO Somehow, all of you have managed to sit on the bleachers without causing a scene. Of course, it helps that you have yourself, your lusus, Nikola, AND Desmon in that order between Natali and Daiyel. It seems to be working as far as keeping them seperated goes. You're so glad. Your arm still hurts and you hope it's not infected. Where even is the med tent? You never were able to find it and you gave up.
> EMEREL
"You say that, but I think you're just pissed that you're missing out on the movie night food. Too bad, it's good stuff too. Oh well. Sucks to be you." You shrug at him, twirling your halberd once and hoisting it on your shoulder as you approach the ring. You think you have a strategy worked out for this guy, at least for the first few minutes. You'll have to see what other surprises he has up his sleeve. "You're the only one still standing, Hadean." You look over your shoulder, winking at him. "Be sure to get a good look at my ass while you can because this is the last chance you'll get to see it."
> MAIDEL
“Well, Pheres will be here too!” You say. “He’s hardly going to miss his matesprit…so I think we’re just closing for a bit.” You say, shrugging, then realizing Prisma doesn’t know who Emerel is. “Oh, Emerel’s not mysterious! He’s very nice, really, and he’s a military history expert.” You wave to the redblood who you assume is VA, and you feel bad that you don’t remember her name. “Hi! You’re VA, right? Good to see you!”
> CANELA Fight, fight, fight! You're so glad you found the fighting rings. You love watching people beat each other up! Especially when there's blood involved. And that is exactly why you're polyp-levels rooted to your bench, happily tapping your feet as you rest your chin in your hand. Your other one is reaching into your box of tasty fried crabs. You were so glad you found a seadweller food booth at the faire! She was such a nice girl, too. And she makes tasty crabs. You can't wait for the killing to start.
> PRISMA
A military history expert... You raise an eyebrow at this, pursing your lips somewhat tightly. This is an increasingly odd collection of people. Even more so with the newcomer, and you look at the redblood appraisingly. They must all really believe in comraderie. "But then why are they fighting? For the sake of it?" You ask Maidel, turning your gaze back to them.
> LALEDY
Even front row seats don't manage to make this a fight worth bothering to try and actually view. You're kind of having fun with the rest of it, though - Sipara's done up your face in a way that actually makes you want to preen, and you can already hear Hads and the other guy talking shit to each other. It's like a bad drama, and you're snickering into your left-over pizza plate as you wait for the real theatrics to start. You're probably not going to see much of it, but you're fully prepared to make fun of the crowd.
> VATRRA
You give the greenblood a small, slightly awkward wave, "Aye. You're AC, right?" You catch the tail end of the yellowblood's question and hope that it gets answered. You're not so sure why there's a fight either, and it seems a little rude at this point to ask if it's a deathmatch or what.
>SIPARA "Because it's _fucking cool_," you declare, looking up briefly from your phone to grin at Prisma, at the same point that Pheres huffs, from down against the fence: "- because they're a pair of _morons_, that's why."
> LALEDY
You were right, the crowd is totally the best part. You lean over so you can raise an eyebrow at Pheres. "Ain't one of them your, like, matesprit?" you ask.
> MAIDEL
“Um.” You say. “I think they think it’s fun. Hadean really likes fighting in general, and Emerel does re-enactments.” It’s not your thing at all. “Oh! And I think some trolls bet on it, too.” You remember, then laugh a little as you look at Sipara. “Maybe Sipara will make some money!” “Yes!” You say, smiling at the redblood. “But my name’s Maidel - what’s yours?” You have to restrain giggles at Sipara’s statement - it’d be rude to laugh! Unfortunately a few escape past your hand on your mouth, your floppy ears flicking.
> PRISMA
You can't help but grin at Pheres's reply, looking away to keep it politely hidden. It is strange they would let their matesprit get caught up in all this -- you're confused still by the connections everyone has. It seemed like too much to take in, and you sigh briefly. "Hadean likes competing. Emerel's interest seems more skewed, based on that," and then you quiet as Maidel reels to the other troll.
> HADEAN
Ugh. Is he showing off to intimidate you, or to piss you off? Doesn't he know the brat section of this fight belongs to you? Well, he'll probably lose it when it gets to the actual fighting. No one can play dirty quite like you. "What, is getting to look at your ass a scare tactic? I mean, it is a pretty sorry sight." You stroll over to catch up to him, giving him your least impressed look.
> VATRRA
Sipara's answer tells you that it's probably NOT a deathmatch, and the other rust's answer cements the idea, which is sort of a relief. Jade is kind of up there, but it would still be a shame to see them or a rustblood murdered in the pit. You lean forward, trying to not make the greenblood- Maidel switch between talking to you and the goldblood. You look between the two of them. "I'm Vatrra". "So, they're just gonna duke it out for the fun of it?"
> EMEREL
"Well, if you want a better look to make a decision on that, all you have to do is ask~" You put your finger to your lip, giving him a one-finger blown kiss before stepping past the circle into the ring. You know he gets weirded out from shameless flirting. And that's something you're very, very good at. "Now are you going to fight me or weep mascara on my face?"
> PHERES
Being mean to Laledy would be dreadful, given how much Sipara chatters about him: she clearly _likes_ him, and that's rare enough. And you're fond of him, too. And it wouldn't do anything to stop your sulking. "Mm," you say, not quite an agreement, and watch Emerel spin in the ring. "He's the jade. Who're you betting on, Laledy?"
> HADEAN
undefinedUgh. You keep you unimpressed look up, tapping your staff on the ground as you look around. "Oh, we're fighting. I just wanted to make sure we didn't have to do anything like cross weapons or bow or any of the other fancy shit that only historical losers would do!" Hah. You're throwing jabs and making constructs at the same time. Under your clothes where no one can see it, hardening your energy to take blows for you. Your psi are sneaky- there's some sparking of your horn, but not much to show for it. For all he knows the flames dim and flare naturally.
> MAIDEL
“I think Emerel likes showing off.” You say fondly. “He’s good at it! And aha, yes, Vatrra. They both seem really down for it, they’ve been talking about it for nights.” You smile at Pheres, and oh, there’s another jade! What unusual hair. Laledy? Huh. You don’t want to interrupt
them, but you’ll have to say hi at some point. Any friend of Pheres’s is always worth talking to.
> LALEDY
You blink. Well, that's not exactly the answer you expected. Pheres's words don't say much, but his tone speaks volumes. Did you say something? "Nah," you tell him, "Ain't bettin' nothin'! And it's totes cos I'm a respectable and carin' friend and ish and not, like, cos I ain't got nothin' but pocket lint and pizza to bet. You doin' aight, pal?" You pause, debating, and eventually resign yourself. "... Got pizza if you want some," you say proferring your plate. You've still got two perfectly respectable slices on it. You can probably spare one, at least.
> EMEREL
You chuckle, taking another look up and down him. He smells like he hasn't showered in a while. Or at least like he doesn't do it nearly as often as he should. Does he spend a lot of time sweating? Because old dirt and sweat is what it smells like to you. You vaguely recall that he travels. Talk about traveling on foot a lot. But that means he's probably got some good muscle built up, at least in the legs. So avoiding them is a good idea for now. Your most likely target is going to be his front: The face, neck, and chest. But you promised Pheres no lethal blows, so you think a good crack over the head and a kick out of the ring might work out here. "I only bow to people who aren't named Hadean, I'm afraid. So unless you change your name, that's out of the picture." You raise your weapon, tapping the handle on the ground twice. "We do do this, though." AKA, only you do it. But he doesn't have to know that. "Let's go."
> HADEAN
"Oh wow. Did you stay up all day thinking of quips for me? Managed to rub those two functioning circuits in your thinkpan long enough for that one, good job." Huh. You just tap your staff twice before you shift it in to both hands. Your energy is a low hum against your skin, familiar- ready to spread when you're ready to reveal your hand. "Hope you can use that pig-sticker." You don't like pressing an attack, not at first. You set your stance a little bit, waiting to see what he'll do- if he thinks he's naturally got the advantage and come charging in.
> EMEREL
This is going to be interesting. Since you don't know yet what Hadean can do and all your observations have indicated that you shouldn't take him lightly by any measure, you're playing the safe route at first. You ignore your buddies at the side yelling out their bets, deciding you'll try and fake him into making the first move. "You know, they normally wear something a little different in the ring." You shrug, tapping your fingers on your halberd which is still balanced on the sand. You note the tightness in Hadean's muscles and try to figure out where he's the least defended. "We normally wear a lot more padding. Even if we didn't, where's the fun in your jeans?" Before you've even finished speaking, you've made use of how long your weapon is, the tip of the axe aimed right at his face.
> PHERES
You would really rather dig holes into the fence post and seethe. But Laledy's trying to be kind, so you roll your eyes and slog up to his seat. Your smile's crooked, but at least you manage it. "I'm fine! Disappointed, but. Ah. We'll see how it goes. Thank you for asking, though. Sipara, scoot over," you demand, and as soon as she shifts, you cram yourself onto her lap. She's got her phone. It'll be _fine._ And you do steal a piece of pepperoni off of his pizza. Well, if he's _offering..._
> HADEAN
Ah, the old keep them distracted with talking while you swing at them. Good to know he's not above using tricks! Means you can't rely on him playing by the rules, which is fine by you. You feint back and let your staff come up, trying to sweep his halberd- a test to see how much he'll fumble, knowledge of how long you might have to strike in the future. You don't press an attack now, you're still using a staff after all! It's a defensive weapon and you're going to take your time when you can get it. Build up some energy weapons under your shirt to play with. "Jeans are comfy. The fun is in beating you. Duh."
> MAIDEL
Pheres doesn’t look happy, but you can’t help smiling as he scoots onto Sipara’s lap and takes a piece of pepperoni off of Laledy’s pizza. You look down at Emerel and Hadean, wondering when they’ll actually start fighting. You’re nervous - naturally - but also excited and a bit curious - Ooooh, there goes Emerel. You suck in a sharp breath, until Hadean swings his staff up to meet him. Your eyes are still wide, though.
> LALEDY
You can't quite read Pheres's face even when he gets closer, aside from a general smile. His tone is still stiff, though, until he shoves Sipara over and grabs a slice. Well, if the food's gonna help get the stick out of his ass. He's probably worried his boyfriend's going to get shanked, you figure, but it's not like these things are to the death. Besides, Emerel's green - and hasn't been living on fumes and duct tape for the past quarter-sweep like you. He's going to be fine. You nab the last slice of pizza for yourself (anchovies: not actually as bad as everyone has been making them out to be, but hunger is the best topping) so Pheres can't grab it if he decides he wants another, and lean back to munch on it as the fight starts. Well. "Fight." It's still mostly posturing, which is more fun if anybody asks you!
> EMEREL
You shift your grip on your halberd and turn it, trying to use it for something resembling its proper purpose as you attempt to catch his staff with it. If you can disarm him, the better. There's a loud cheer from somewhere to your left as the weapons clash together and you admit you love the sound, even if this is a bad time to comment on that. "Comfy and also boring. No wonder someone had to fix you up for this. It's not like you can take care of yourself~"
> HADEAN
Well, looks like he can use his halberd some. He probably thinks he's clever catching you, but you put your strength in to it as you clash, trying to lock your weapons together as a plan forms. You let him talk, it gives you enough time to hopefully hold your ground and let your energy gather, teeth bared as your shirt rips. RIP one of your three shirts. But you've got another arm now! Does an energy tentacle count as an arm? You think it does when it's armed with a knife. It's just like using any other limb for you, a little will springing it around you to lash at his middle while you hopefully keep his weapon engaged with your own. Thank god for buying the staff with a lead core in it, it's probably the only thing keeping your staff in one piece.
> EMEREL
Well, your plan to disarm him isn't working. If anything, he's trying his best to make sure you can't move either. What's he planning? Your immediate instinct is to disengage and step back and when you hear the sound of ripping cloth, you feel like that was the right choice. Your weapon, however, is locked hard in his and you're going to have to make a gambit to tip things in your favor here. You hold your breath and hold still until whatever the hell he just made actually punches you staight in the stomach. You cough, holding tighter to the chapped leather on your handle as you use those locked weapons to your advantage. Hopefully he won't be expecting you to counter so quickly after being basically sucker punched. Which means he hopefully won't be expecting you to immediately swing yourself around via your trapped weapons and sweep your legs under his to knock him down.
> HADEAN
Oh fuck, did you just straight up shank the fuck out of him. Oh yeah, that's the sort of flesh ressiting and then submitting to a razor edge that signals that your knife went riight in. He was supposed to dodge! What kind of troll stays locked in with a guy and just takes a gut shot!? The same kind of idiot who just sweeps a guy when he's still got a knife in him you fucking guess. You instinctively use the tentacle coming out of your back to try and catch yourself somewhat, to not leave yourself completely defenseless. The staff is gone, but you've still got psionics, and- oh yeah, your tentacle was still knife-ing him. You really hope your trying to catch yourself didn't slice him open even more. You focus on keeping your head and arms protected if he comes in for an attack while you're still trying to regain your footing, purposefully leaving your armor-protected legs and chest there for him to try and stab at. Unlike him, you don't just take a gut shot like it's no big deal.
> EMEREL
You cough again, louder as blood pours over your lips and your chest burns and throbs. That fucking hurts. That hurts like hell, why did you do that? You hear what sounds like a distressed goat screaming somewhere and you think that might be Pheres. This is a weird time to want to laugh and you're going to stop chuckling now. You think you'll be just fine, though. You've been dealt a literally fatal blow and this isn't nearly as bad as you remember. Holy shit, you were not expecting those powers of his. At all. What are you supposed to do about them? You'll figure out something, damn it. You refuse to lose without a hell of a fight. At least it looks cool for the crowd, as they're getting louder. You stumble back, finally getting that damn tentacle out of your chest and that hurts even worse now that it's out. Okay, this is hurting as much as you remember now. "Fucking hell-" You mutter. "That's impressive." Your voice cracks and you promptly step on that stupid shitty braid of his, aiming the butt of your halberd at whatever gap in his guard you can reach, fully intent on butting his his eyes out if you can. He's lucky you're using the blunt end, honestly. Of course, this would be easier if you weren't busy watching the tentacles for more shenanigans.
> HADEAN
Oh man you fucked up. How bad did you fuck him up. He's bleeding from the mouth, so... You're gonna err on pretty fucking bad. But hey! He's still talking. Is that good? You're counting that as good. Otherwise you're going to feel really bad at that screaming from Pheres. Okay, he's stepping on your braid. Less pity now. Especially when he's aiming for your face, fuck that. You raise your arms to block it and yeah, that hurts like a son of a bitch. You're used to pain, you can do this. Just gotta ride that adrenaline high and hope that nothing is fractured. ...Something is probably fractured. You whiz the tentacle at him again, just trying to force him to give you enough distance to get up. You're slashing at his legs, because step number one is trying to convince the guy who just took a gut shot that he needs to fucking move holy hell.
> EMEREL
This time, you actually move. A second stab from that thing might legitimately kill you and you quite like being alive, unlike your sadsack of a brother. You spit a bit of blood at his face as you move your legs away from the tentacle before they end up shredded, quite content to see your blood dripping all the hell over him. Hot. The bitch can have something to remember you by for a while if he insists on not showering often anyway. Wait a second, how much juice does he have? You date two psionics, you know they get fried after a while. You grin rather darkly at that, realizing you know exactly what your plan is. "Hey, Hadean! Is that the best you've got?" You call out through your blood-choked breaths. "I'm still standing and I'm still winning that sweet prize!" It's a taunt, plain and simple. You put your foot in position, waiting for the second that he takes his arms down to kick sand from the arena at his face. "Why don't you get back up already and make my night a little more fun?"
> HADEAN
Good news: He moved. Bad news: He fucking blood bukkake'd your face. Good god, he better not be diseased. If you catch something from his shitty jade blood you'll be pissed. You've got some distance, but he's still there, waiting. And taunting you. "I just had part of me inside you and then you blood bukkake all over my face and don't call that fun? God Emerel, at least buy a guy dinner first." You don't rise to his bait, not when you're already on the ground like this and he's looming so close. But your tentacle has him edgy and you can take the moment to draw some energy up your poor injured arms to shield them from the next hits, forming a shield as well to hold in front of you as you stand.
> EMEREL
"Yeah, give me something I haven't tried before and we'll see about fun. Bitch, I'll make you dinner." You shoot back, weapon at the ready. You need to keep this plan going. But that means getting close again and not taking stupid shots that involve you getting stabbed. Your plan worked, but now you just look dumb. Oh well. You'll recover. You like yourself enough for everyone else anyway. As soon as he stands up, you're running forward fast to kick the sand up at him. It's not much, but it's some degree of a distraction. And sand blows, so you're not worried about his shield saving him from it. As you charge in, you keep a close eye on the tentacle. And that whole damn light show he's putting on right now. You can't afford to get hit by that thing again, or anything else he might have on him. You make like you're going to make a right step and slash at him, only to stop at the last second and slide left and swing your axe at his shoulder. It's time to see just how goo of a shield he can make.
> HADEAN
"Oh, you blood bukkake everyone? You perv." Fucking sand. You were raised in it and this is how it repays you. Dirty trick though, you should have been hurling sand at him! If you weren't busy. Stabbing him. Yeahh..... Oops? At least it's a momentary distraction, because you have a axe coming at you. You get your shield up but not enough- thank god for the armor you constructed under your shirt that takes most of the blow. But you can still feel blood welling up, not enough to stop you from getting by unscathed. Shoulder wounds are so nasty- did he slice your tattoo? Fuck, you'll need to get it redone. The pains are adding up, but you press an attack with the tentacle at the same time you go for a shield bash, pulling your mangled shoulder away. It's pretty deep, but you've had worse. You switch hands that the shield is in and let the tentacle swing to your injured side to take over, hoping you've got enough time between attacks to form another one.
> EMEREL
"What can I say? A man has needs. And mine include blood bukkake-ing everyone." Your chest is squishing with the blood and you deeply regret that gambit. It played out so much better in your head. That was a bad time to mess up that badly, but whatever. It is what it is, you guess. On the bright side, you think it's starting to heal itself already. Thank goodness for speedy healing. At the very least, you can make Hadean bleed to make yourself feel better. When you see blood bubbling up around where you hit him, you decide to go for a second opening while you have the chance before that tentacle gets you, jerking hard on his braid which is dangling in your arm's reach and aiming the blunt end of the staff at whatever unprotected point you can reach.
> HADEAN
Boy, you're starting to hurt. Your arm is definitely protesting all this moving around you're making it do, and your body is already pulling energy away from your constructs to worry about the damage done. Stupid shitty psionics, not realizing you need to win the battle before you worry about repairs. Your hair is getting a lot of yanking today, you don't like it. You pull the shield in against his staff hit but the injuries make it flimsy- instead of absorbing the hit it shatters and you still get a nasty hit that will no doubt leave a mark. You don't like this, you're starting to get angry- your shield is gone so you just reach out to grab the arm wielding the halberd with one hand while you blindly let your tentacle form a projectile, flinging it at Emerel's face. Well, it's the right color for a brick at least?
> EMEREL
His defenses are weakening. You can see it. He's moving more slowly and even his powers are having trouble keeping up. You're winning. You just need a few more good hits and you can finally knock his ass right out of the ring. You raise your knee, getting ready to kick him out of the circle the two of you are inching closer to, when you suddenly wraps his hand around your halberd arm. You twist your body and move your arm to break it out of his hand past the thumb. You're already pulling back to kick at his chest while you're at it. What you didn't expect, however, was the light coming at your face. You immediately duck, but it's too late; there's a searing pain in your face and the pain is shooting through your eye and all the way into your neck. You let out a shout and swing your halberd blindly at Hadean, your pan frantically trying to figure out what the hell even just happened. "What the fuck are you doing?!" You snap at him, finally going through with that kick to the chest you were trying for in the first place.
> HADEAN
Haaaa, sweet sweet face contact. Followed by nearly getting gored by him flailing his halberd, but you dodge that by the skin of your teeth, riding high on his shout. Well, until he fucking kicks you. Oww. You nearly buckle, your poor torso is really not doing alright, but he sounds so pissed. "Just improving your face a little bit Em! Fans might find a facial scar charming! And you'll get to look in the mirror and remember this fight for the rest of your life." Was that too much? Fuck it, who cares? You got to hit him in the face.
"Uggh, you-" Oh, now you're mad. You're shaking mad. You've been hit in the face before during these fights, but it's specifically when Hadean does it that you're pissed off. This was supposed to be a no kill fight and that's the second blow that could have legitimately killed you, even if the first one was your own damn fault. undefinedImproving your face a little bit, Em. He says that that's it. That's just it. You grip your weapon so hard that the leather is digging into your palms. You hiss as him, loud and sharp and more animall than troll. Your fangs are bared and you're lunging at him, one hand aiming for his throat, the other raising your weapon (which, miraculously, is still set to the blunt end) to hopefully stick in his skull
> HADEAN
Oh. Ohhh he didn't like that, did he? That's a nasty noise coming out of him, and a nasty look, and- fuck, he's gonna try to kill you. You knew that look just fine, makes your pumper skip a beat before the survival instinct kicks in. He's got a hand on your throat and it's enough, he's going to try and kill you? He's dead. If only you knew how dead he really was. It's just a light glow, outlining his hand around your throat as your psionics open up and swallow his lifeforce in. It's always such a heady feeling- you imagine this is what being high might be like, might be trying to capture this euphora. To be able to hold the stuff that lets a troll breathe, let them love and grow and be- and to take it away. To make it so you breathe. But the euphoria fades about the same time as your body jerks, eyes and horn jerking from rust to jade. Something's wrong. Why do you feel cold? What is this? What did he do? You can't identify the anti-life, the death trying to spread through you- not while your pan is screaming that you're dying. You crumple in to the sand and you can't move, your body is spasming but you aren't controlling it. It feels like there's acid in your veins, but instead of burning it's freezing. You might be making noises, you don't know. All you know is that it hurts. In other words, you're fucked.
> EMEREL
You really don't know what you're doing. Somewhere in the back of your head, Pheres' worries about your temper flash and you get a cold feeling as you realize just how well he actually had you pegged there. You're about to let go of Hadean's throat and punch him or something instead when he starts fucking glowing. Oh no. Shit. Instead of the sharp, piercing pain that you were expecting, however, you get a hollow, light feeling. Your head feels light and fuzzy and all at once every muscle in your body feels like it's made of lead. You shake and tremble, clutching vaguely at your chest as you literally lose your ability to breathe. Hadean is seizing up like he's having an attack and all you can think is that something has gone very, very wrong. He's screaming. Are you screaming? You think you're screaming. You collapse to the side of him, shaking hard and gasping for air before you finally feel too heavy to struggle anymore. You feel warm blood on your face and then nothing else as your eyes close and the sweet embrace of...something...takes you over.
> GLIESE
You were running toward Hadean even before he fell. Before _both_ of them fell. These _stupid fucking morons._ You hate both of them! You’re going to skin them and use their hides for _leather!_ You don’t know what just happened, but it doesn’t take a genius to realize it’s bad. Hadean’s rust. He’s in more danger. You feel a stab of guilt - but Emerel has Pheres, he has caste on his side, and something really bad just happened to your lowblood friend. You pick him up, struggling under his lanky form, but you put him over your shoulder regardless with blueblood strength and start marching off, looking for a mediculler, looking for somewhere you can keep him so that nobody tries to _cull his stupid ass._ He deserves it. Fucking idiot. But you drag him to the mediculler’s hut anyway, and the yellowblood doctor there immediately starts working on him. You get up, worrying, worrying, guarding the door in case anyone gets a bright idea. You’d attack almost anyone right now if they tried anything - Hadean’s _yours._ He’s stupid, he’s reckless, but he’s _your_ friend and damned if you’re going to let him die from some stupid fucking fight.
> PRISMA
The fight seems to be turned on its head within seconds, and with that you're standing up and looking over the ring with confusion. What the hell was going on? You'd known this was foolish, and turning quickly into a furious blood bath, but at the sight of Hadean seizing you feel like you should act -- before that, though, a blue blood is darting out towards them You reach out briefly, brows furrowed, and then you're physically hit by something. It causes you to suck in sharply, covering your mouth and causing your heart to contract in -- fear? You aren't sure. It's not something you're familiar with. It blooms quickly from your chest, turning into a horrific split of lightning through your head that blurs your vision and sends shocks through your map of the area. Everything is alive, and then suddenly it isn't, and when you are able to fight through the feeling, you push through to follow after the blue blood snatching Hadean. Was it Hadean? Where did the other... Emerel...? Why couldn't you feel what they were... It didn't matter. Someone should have broken them up -- you, actually, should have broken them up. Inhibitor be damned. It's strange feeling... anger? Why were you able to feel this suddenly? You arrive at the hut, clutching at your eye as if that would stop the pain behind it. There wasn't really anything you could do but wait. You aren't foolish enough to try to get in the middle of this -- and you aren't foolish enough to see what touching Hadean would do to you -- or him.
> BUDINO
You watch the fight in pure shock and horror, your mouth hanging slightly open as you watch Em let out that unnatural hiss. You feel the chill race down your spine when you realize that the fang bearing and screaming that he's doing, that leap, that choke attempt...they're all things that you've done before, when you were a different person. Is this really some type of genetic lineage bullshit? Regardless, you're on your feet and racing at top speed to Emerel when you see him convulse and fall to the ground. What did Hadean do to him? Whatever it was, it clearly hurt him too. Whatever. That's not what you're worried about. You kneel next to your 'brother,' trying hard and failing to shake him away. "Emerel, get up. Come on." When that fails, you at least pull your apron out of your inventory to wrap around his chest. You could at least try to help with the bleeding.
> HADEAN
You're in too much pain to really register that you're moving- but you do notice that you're being carried by someone just spilling over with energy. You can judge it as blue- gliese, some frazzled corner of your thinkpan provides. But you're on cloth, you can feel the energy but it's trapped away from you. You're put down, the energy retreating to be replaced by a candlestick, burning down to nothingness much quicker. Again, a barrier. You want to scream as you realize they're trying to heal you. You didn't have energy, they were going to be working on a corpse soon! But then, there's a hand against your shoulder, wonderful skin. You can't help it, you need it- you slip some of her life away before your thinkpan provides gliese again and you force yourself away. It's enough, you think. The pain is ebbing back, you don't feel like you're being frozen alive. Your psi sputters back to rust as you raise a hand to feebly wave at the mediculler. "Getchur pawsof me." Well, you tried.
> GLIESE
You snort at him. Dumbass. But your ears raise and your eyes tinge orange as someone else arrives at the entrance and you lift your hand off your friend’s shoulder, ready to defend yourself and him, but it’s just Prisma. “You said you were his friend, so I’m gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and not stick you with my scythe.” You say curtly. “Don’t make me change my mind.” You watch him carefully as the medic does their work, ears slightly lower but still wary to any sound, any rustle of movement. Before your fleet training you might have been tempted to take an occasional anxious glance at Hadean, but if the military’s good at anything it’s taught you discipline. You’re focused like a good soldier.
> PRISMA
You manage a heavy sigh, unconvering your eye briefly as you lean against one of the poles before you glower somewhat at Gliese. You're too frazzled by Hadean's twisting emotions to do much more in retaliation, though. In your state, it wasn't like you could take her. He wasn't dying, was he? You just met him... It's an empty feeling, though, replaced by a torrent of frustration, terror, breathlessness, help? Lock, trap, blue, trap, trapt, trapped, blue -- You inhale sharply and shut your eyes tightly. And suddenly it's gone. You hold your abdomen and look worryingly over to the rust on the table. You just met him... You can't even be frustrated. You just stare for a few moments until he moves, lacking the ability to feel proper joy or relief so much as the hollowness leaving you briefly. "Hadean?"
> SIPARA
Red-faced, annoyed, you'd helped Pheres move Emerel from the sandy field to the stands as Gliese - _Gliese_, of all fucking people - hauls Hadean off. "He'll be _fine,_ he's _jade_," you tell him and the jade alike, your flaps all the way back. "Pheres, Maidel - you can spark 'em to the cart, but for fuck's sake, don't _lift him_. Wrap the torso, stick one of those bloodsacks on him, don't _jar the wound_ --" It takes longer than you'd like to actually wrest yourself free! It's a guilt thing, mostly. Pheres is furious and shaking and dry-eyed in that way that means he's contemplating murdering something, and you ought to pap him down - but he _dumped you_, and you're more concerned about Hadean's life right now than Pheres's emotional _fit._ At least Prisma's there to keep Gliese from doing anything stupid. "Pri!" you yelp as soon as you're at the hut of the mediculler, shoving your way through the door. "Is Hads okay? Like, what the fuck happened out there?"
> HADEAN
God, this is so not your night. Everyone's showing up now, are they there to gawk? They're going to have questions that you... Really don't want to answer. But hard to avoid it now, isn't it? Hard to focus on them when you hurt so much. Especially your damn shoulder. And your arm. Breaks suck. Stupid shambling corpse jade bastards suck. As nice as it would be to just sleep, you don't know if you can. You still need an actual meal sometime soon- Gliese was enough to balance out the spiral that that undead energy had sent you down, but you still feel like you're running on fumes. The glow of your horn is probably a sad sight, sputtering flames as you try swatting at the mediculler again. "Need to go." You try to rise, and it doesn't- go well. Your body sends up a chorus of pain that lays you flat for a moment, choking on a curse. Getting the shit beaten out of you is never nice, being so fucking drained is just the cherry on top. But you're stubborn and you try again, baring your teeth at the mediculler. Hey, at the very least you might diffuse any hot tempers from flaring up in the tent.
> PRISMA
You look immediately to Sipara when her burning presence bursts through the tent. Shaking your head, you can't even process what to tell her. "Hadean had some sort of reaction. I don't know, but I felt it. It may have been psionic, there is no telling," you attempt, at least, to offer something up. "But he was very hurt. And very scared. I didn't feel anything from Emerel, though. Nothing at all." It's stated like a report, as if you're coolly relaying a dispatch to an officer. As the laid out red blood begins to fight against the doctor, you take a step closer with a wary eye on Gliese. Clearly he didn't have enough energy for something - it didn't take a genius to figure that out if his horn was sustained psionically. It certainly couldn't be physical. "Go where, Hadean?"
>SIPARA
ou like Pri, you decide. Unlike everyone else, he just rattles off information without even needing you to threaten him with it. It's for the best, because as soon as Hadean tries to sit up and chokes, you kind of want to kill something. "Thanks, dude. And what the actual fuck," you complain instead, stalking closer. Gliese might shank you for getting this close, but whatever, you don't care. "You can't even get up, dude. Where the hell would you be going? Is he feverish?" Being rude to the mediculler never helps. That doesn't stop you from trying to lay a hand on his skin, though, just to check.
> HADEAN
Right, Prisma was an empath or whatever. He's feeling your shit. You might have felt bad for that- you probably will, later- but right now you're just focused on getting your sorry ass up. Easier said than done when you're getting a bunch of well-intentioned jerks butting in. You'd feel touched, but. They're interfering in stuff they didn't know about and didn't have to understand. "I just need to go." Man, even talking hurts. You just had to find someone, get them alone. You wouldn't be picky right now, even a maroon would do. Speaking of maroons, Sipara is coming closer. She touches you and there's the urge to drain, but no. She's a friend. ...But the parasites are another story. They're a shitty meal, really. Like trying to gorge yourself on fortune cookies. But it's the best you have at the moment without losing a friend, isn't it? You can't stop yourself from making a low sound as you take the energy, a mouthful of water when you're blistering in the fucking desert. Hopefully Sip can get the bastard off before it goes for her blood.
> PRISMA
"Of course," you reply, just before Sipara launches into her spiel. Lord... "That doesn't make sense, Hadean. Your body can't sustain movement right now..." you say quietly, remaining at a distance with the other three tending to him. "You have to stay. If you go the injuries could tear again..." You're at a loss for words and action, instead looking with worry between Sipara and Hadean. You can't feel anything else from him, so he must be fine...? No, that's not right either. And what was with the noise... "What is it you need to leave for, so badly?"
>SIPARA
You're not expecting him to touch your arm. You're definitely not expecting the flash of colours that means your prosthetics levels are plummeting - - but this time, at least, you've got the sense to snap off a _disconnect_ before the fangs dig into retaliation. The worm goes limp as the fangs pull out, sliding down your arm in the process, and you hasten it by half-yanking the rest off. It's already stiffening into a defensive curl when you drop it on his lap. "Don't be so fucking petty," you snap. "If you don't wanna be touched, you can just _say! _
> HADEAN
Oh my god, you're dying and she's whining like you're killing her worms to spite her. You groan and try to force yourself up, slightly more successful this time- you sit up, even if you wobble. Your head is spinning, but you swallow against the dizziness. There's a worm in your lap and you grab it to see if there's anything left in it for you before you weakly shove it off. "Need energy." You squint at the floor, trying to judge if you can stand. How are you expecting to get past all four of them? You weren't planning, you just know you need to. Damn them for caring.
> PRISMA
You flinch somewhat at the sharp reprimand, curling your hands at your side. What did he do to her... arm? You don't understand in the slightest, watching in some horror as she pries this grotesque something off of her arm. In another life, you might be somewhat nauseated. This time, you move to try to help Hadean steady themselves, "You should stand against someone, or the table. You could black out," You said hurriedly, "What sort of energy?" You look to Sipara, as if she might be able to produce an answer for all of you. Psionic energy? But... that was an extension of will. He said his was... no, he denied it was metabolic. So what was it? The puzzle is irritating.
>SIPARA
His horn is a little brighter, is the first thing you notice. That's a relief; the way he isn't even bothering to bite back at your snap deflated you, quick as anything. Maybe he's feeling better? No. He's swaying just from sitting up. And Prisma's looking at you. And there's a dead worm on the ground, same as your last one. (When did he zap that one? When you said you wanted to fight him...?) "Tyrian tits, dude." You hate taking the prosthetic off of your bad arm, not least of all because it hooks in tighter: there's those pinprick flashes of pain as it disconnects from your nerves, but at least it's made to come off easier. And if you roll your shoulder after it's free, it looks like it's just asleep, not dead. At least, it better. You toss the freed prosthetic one handed at Prisma, trying not to frown too hard. You're settling a theory, that's all. "They've got psi, " you deadpan. "Let's see if he wants to cull that one, too.
> GLIESE
You decide to sit down and curl up into a ball as Prisma and Sipara talk. A sudden apathy washes over you. You’ve done everything you can. You can only wait. Though you do frown as Hadean…what did he do? Sipara’s bug is just…dead. At least the mediculler doesn’t seem at all perturbed by Hadean’s insistence and keeps working, sanitizing, bandaging, and packing, cleaning him up. “He’s not feverish.” says the yellowblood quietly. “No warmer than a maroon should be.” “If you need psi - “ You finally say, hoarse. “ - take mine. My bloodline’s stupid strong, it won’t do anything.” Even if it did, you wouldn’t care. Hadean’s life is worth more than some lousy mind control.
> HADEAN
Well, Prisma makes a good brace to just sort of lean yourself against. You tell yourself you'll just give yourself a minute. Then you'll stand. That sounds good. "I'll black you out, hush." Yeah. Keep acting tough, even when you're feeling weak as a half-squashed grub. You frown at Sipara when you notice she's doing something, then her arm is off. Huh. Neat. She tosses it to Prisma worm and all, and you might grab at it a little eagerly. Fuck the eyes watching you, you'd deal with it somehow... Later. For now you just focus on that little burst of energy you get from the worm, leaving it to have its death throes in Prisma's arms as you close your eyes. At least it's enough to give your horn a faint little constant glow, you're not just coughing up sparks for the moment. But you know it'll come, you have a lot of damage to repair. And oh, they're talking. "I don't eat psi." God, look at her just offering up her powers to you. That's the only thing that gets her that fancy desk job later in life, isn't it? Jeez... "Uh. Thanks for the offer." Hey, you can try to be polite. Even when you're three-quarters dead.
> PRISMA
"I will see it coming. I do not recommend that, friend." You resituate how to support Hadean when Sipara tosses the... creature... to you. The last thing you wanted was to hold this in your bare hand, but you don't actually have any complaints-- at least until Hadean's touch causes it to seize and crumple. You drop it to the floor, staring down at it numbly before your attention is pulled towards Gliese's offer. If it's not psi... but it can be sustained by food... You purse your lips, eyeing Hadean beside you in silence and waiting for Sipara's authority. Until then, though, you are determined to either keep a grip on Hadean or keep them in arms length.
>SIPARA He doesn't eat psi, but he's murdering all of your worms. And he fucked up Emerel fairly bad. And, yeah, now there's a glow worth noting in his horns again, and... You blow out your cheeks, trying not to look as alarmed as you're starting to feel. It's Hadean, he's _fine_, and besides, you're totally going down murder hive lane for no good goddamn reason. You've never heard of psionics working like that. They expel, they don't _siphon._ "Sit the fuck down, Hads," you say, curt. This is his deal. You don't need to shout it to everyone in the room, especially when one's blue. "You don't need to _hold_ him, Pri chill already. You need energy, Hads, we'll get you some." "How raw do you want it? "There. You're the queen of subtlety.
> GLIESE
If he doesn’t eat psi, what the fuck is his deal? Oh. Energy. Weird. But whatever. And now Sipara’s offering, and you roll your eyes a little but don’t comment. At least she’s helping. …wait. Was that why - did he try to pull that on Emerel, and - ? Your eyes narrow, but now’s not the time. Though if he did, why did it fail on the jade? Emerel’s as energetic as anyone. You feel a stab of guilt for abandoning him, but he has Pheres and that greenblood to fuss over him, plus caste on his side. He’ll be okay. You’ll visit him later. “Yeah, Hadean. Name it. We’ll get it.” You say, wry.
> HADEAN
Sip's smart, you have to give her that. But then of course she is, growing her worms and doing all that lab shit. You've given her enough information now for her to make a calculated guess. You're not sure what you expected of her when she started putting the dots together, but... This wasn't it. You just stare at her, wondering if this is a trick. Or if you're more fucked than you thought you were. Do trolls hallucinate when they die? Maybe. You settle on the bench, licking your lips as you try to figure out what the fuck you do. But there's not much choice now, is there? They all know enough. "Fuck. Fucking. Raw as it gets. Colder the better." You turn your head to stare down the mediculler, because they're an unknown in all of this. Would they blab? Maybe it was best to take care of them.
> ULLANe
Your only response to the redblood glaring at you - Hadean, you’ve gathered, from everyone saying his name so much - is to raise one eyebrow. “Your powers are none of my business.” You say, shrugging. “Culling me is ill-advised. I can leave you all deathly ill with my psi before you do, so why bother.” The blueblood makes a frustrated noise. Too bad. “I’d like to test that - “ she says, going for her scythe, but before she can she chokes, her own esophageal cells multiplying and blocking her air intake before you cut them off again. “Don’t.” You say. “I shan’t tell. As far as I’m concerned - “ You say, looking around. “ - this was a normal treatment, and nothing unusual happened. I left you to go check on the jade.” Saying so, you pack up your gear and leave to do just that. Whatever they get up to now is none of your business.
>SIPARA
The mediculler flounces with a flick of her fingers that sets Gliese to choking. It is manners alone that keeps you from grinning until you're out of the tent, and then you're fairly cackling as you walk away. You hate walking without your prosthetic. Your bad arm jangles next to you like a weight you can't feel, startling you every time it brushes your thigh, but luckily Pheres's cart isn't that far. The stall is still attached to the front, even, for all that the doors have all been shut and the curtains on the van proper drawn shut. And there's Lal, right where you left him. Well. Not quite. "What, he wouldn't let you in?" you ask, sympathetic. "Soz. Hey, wanna help me steal a goat?"
> LALEDY
In your defense, you did try to get into the cart - but no amount of pizza peace offerings are going to calm Pheres down from the mood he's in. Understandably: you're pretty sure his matesprit is dead. That doesn't stop you from being anxiously restless as you strain to hear inside the cart and wait for someone to show up before a fairgoer decides your loitering is getting suspicious. Thankfully, Sipara comes loping over to your rescue. No worse for wear despite what you're sure was a tense situation, though with a little less volume on one side. "Depends," you declare, shoving yourself off the side of the cart, "That, uh, Pheres, on accounta the attitude and, y'know-" You gesture at your own horns- "Or the one that up and ate your frond?"
> SIPARA
"Neither! We are stealing, like, a totally unrelated hoofbeast that's innocent of all crimes. Shit's gonna be wicked." He doesn't look chill. He looks, actually, pretty much the _opposite_, and you catch yourself looking at the van like you can peer inside. "So. Uh." God, you shouldn't ask. "Is he, y'know -" _Croaked it_ isn't a good term, not when Pheres might hear it. "How's he doing?" you say instead, twisting your mouth to the side.
> LALEDY
"Well," you concede, hoping Sipara doesn't ask. "So long's I ain't gonna get short, mad, and fluffy on my tail. Cos, uh-" She asks. Damn it. So much for getting away from the death and angst card immediately. You lean back against it, shoving your hands into your hoodie pockets. "- I ain't a medical professional," you say carefully, awkward and a good bit quieter. "But, uh - green dude ain't, like. Aspiratin' or nothin'."
>SIPARA
Laledy looks like it's _his_ clademate that just croaked it. You should feel worse, you think. But it's not you know Emerel! And it's not like Pheres's even known him for _long_. Still, he's still going to be frothing, so you puff out your cheeks, and with great reluctance, rap hard on the door. You barley get to a second knock before a window cracks open, and Pheres's voice drifts out. "He's fine," Pheres snaps. His voice's gone all _throaty_, in a way that makes your ears pin back at the sound of it. "And you're not allowed in, so just - _fuck off._" A moment later, the window snaps shut. "Well," you say, turning around. Your cheeks are warm. _Goddamnit._ ".. uh. Shit. Um. Thanks.. for staying? Y'know. During that."
> LALEDY
Pheres sounds like he's either been crying or is about to, and that's just about more emotional vulnerability than you can tolerate from a guy that you're barely friends with. Sipara doesn't sound much less comfortable when she turns her back, and you're relieved at the chance to jog a few steps to catch up with her. You duck around until you're on the side of her good arm, pressing your fingers to her elbow so she can lead you to wherever you're going to... catch a goat, apparently. You shrug awkwardly. "Ain't no big. Gotta make sure a guy ain't gonna go nothin' - y'know, right?" Well, that's certainly a sentence that made sense. "He'll be fine. Pher, I mean. Ain't so sure 'bout his boo, but..." There's not really a 'but' that follows, and you're not entirely sure how to even have this conversation. The one boon to being stuck outside listening to make sure Pheres didn't, like, hurt himself or snuff Emerel was that you didn't have to talk to anybody about the potentially dead guy in the van. "Why're we gettin' a bleatbeast?" you blurt.
> PHERES
You have no idea what to do. It's a good thing that Budino's being quiet in the corner, because right now, you'd cull him if he said a word. It didn't work. He looks like he's sleeping, with scarcely a dent in his face to show it was ever injured, and he's not sleeping: he's _dead_. The saw is still lying where you left it. If you have to, you'll cut off his head. But.. maybe you'll just wait, first. It can't hurt to wait. "Maidel," you say, and you hate the way your voice rasps. "You should go. _Please._ Thank you, but.. Go."
> MAIDEL
You completely understand. You fixed Emerel - mostly - but it doesn’t seem to have done any good. You don’t understand. His body responded to your healing, but…he’s still… You don’t even want to think about it. You hang your head and don’t say a word, going out at Pheres’s orders, floppy ears sadly drooping even more than usual. But then those ears flip up slightly as you see Sipara and Laledy walking off, and tilt your head as the jade asks why they’re getting a goat. “Why ARE you getting a bleat beast?” You ask curiously. Maybe it’s none of your business, but you need something to do, and - wait, where did Sipara’s prosthetics go? You’ve _never_ seen her without them before. You hurry over to them, concerned. “What’s going on?”
>SIPARA
Maidel looks like someone shot Kabiir in front of him, and then started eating. It is entirely too fucking depressing. "We're getting a bleatbeast to impress he-who-must-not-be-named," you murmur, quiet enough that Pheres won't hear. "C'mon, Maidie-baby, you're getting conscripted to help us out, on accounta the fact, like, I'm _totes_ down an arm." "And how else are we gonna carry it, if you don't come with?"
> LALEDY
You suck in a breath through your teeth and realize - well, shit, you've now got one friend that's culled another friend's quadrant. At least Sipara doesn't seem to have forsaken Hadean - or you think so, anyways. Maidel catches up the few steps to the two of you, and you wave an awkward hello, briefly considering letting go of Sipara's arm before you decide you don't currently give a fuck. "Where we gettin' it?" you ask, "Cos, lemme tellya, it ain't been smellin' near's bad as I'd've figured for a place what's up and got bleatbeasts to spare. And, like, why's Hads want a goat?" You suppose it's better than him not needing a goat, on account of being dead.
> MAIDEL
You blink as Sipara tells you why, and you don’t really understand, but she is your boss, so you shrug and go along with it. Pheres would probably want you to keep an eye on the pair of them anyway, just to be safe. Besides, you kind of like the nickname. “I can take care of it.” You say, confident. You don’t even have to carry it - you can just stick it in a safe plane and retrieve it. That way you don’t have to worry about it getting loose. “Um, one second - “ You take your fair map out of your sylladex, looking it over, and then showing it to Sipara, waving a freckled finger over an area labelled ‘authentic historical food, slaughtered fresh!’. “They’ll probably have one, or something like it.” You walk with them, and even though you’re further away now, you still lower your voice to ask. “Is Hadean okay?”
>SIPARA You give Laledy a long look. "Do you _really_ want to know why he wants a goat? Like, really? Really?" "And - yeah, we'll get it from there. Sounds good." Lal's clinging to your arm, and it's.. actually, weirdly sort of endearing. You need people on your arm more: if it weren't currently being dead-weight, you'd probably loop your others through Maidel's. "Hadean's.. aright. Why wouldn't he be?" "He's not the dumbass that walked into a fucking _knife._"
> LALEDY
You stare at Sipara. "Pal, the way you're goin', there's like a 50% chance you're about to tell me he wants to pail it, and a 50% chance you're gonna say we're summonin' the Demoness, and, gotta say, there's zactly one a'those options I ain't down for." Then she calls Emerel a dumbass for walking into a knife, and you bark an incredulous laugh. "Wait, for cereals? Even I ain't that shit at fightin'! Uh, crap-" You just insulted a dead guy and somebody needs to tape your mouth shut- "Then what'sa matter with 'im? I wan't half-sure he wasn't, like, also dead."
> MAIDEL
Your face knits in worry as Sipara questions Laledy, but you nod as she agrees. Then you’re puzzled again, but from her tone, you figure it’s better not to ask, and you wince at her last comment before trying to withhold slightly horrified laughter at the jadeblood’s remarks. “I don’t think Hadean has the energy for the first one.” You say, bemusedly. “And I think we’d have to offer the Demoness better than just a goat, probably.” You give the jade an alarmed look, but he seems to have realized his mistake - besides, you have no idea how well he knows Emerel. Maybe he hasn’t even met him properly. “He’s probably just recovering, I imagine.” You say, partially to help Sipara out. “Those wounds looked nasty.”
> SIPARA
"Look, what I'm _saying_, Lal, is that we're gonna walk in, drop off a goat, and close our eyes to whatever fucked up shit goes down before we manage to get the fuck out. Why do you have to go 'n make it weird?" A beat. "'sides, why can't he do both? Hadean's, like, _talented_, dude." .. are you supposed to fight Laledy over him insulting Pheres's quad? He's dead. He can't exactly _object_, and Pheres isn't exactly here to _hear_, so... nah. "He's fine! He's just gotta sit, take a breath and then walk it the fuck off." You shrug. "You saw the braid thing, dude, 's just woozy," you drawl, light, and then you nudge Maidel with your shoulder. Thank god she's so tall. "Hey, babe, you leadin' the way? 'cause beeteedubs, I have _no_ fucking idea where this is."
"Uh, right." The braid thing, whatever that was. "Ain't impugnin' Hads's many talents, pal, just wonderin' what choice I made in life that's let to this demonic cult I just joined, and also how you know the Demoness goes in for that kinda ish. Like, pal, if we're gettin' her a bleatbeast, seems kinda shit to get her a used bleatbeast!" You thought that maybe if you talked enough, it would somehow eliminate the awkward, but you forgot that you opening your mouth absolutely never entails a lowering in awkwardness. At least Sipara is half as lost as you are. You snort at her - the blind leading the blind.
> MAIDEL
You make a lot of faces as the two of them talk. You’ve lost count of how many different emotions you’ve been running through. “Oh! Yes, I’m taking us there. It should only be a few more minutes.” You reassure her. You keep switching between the map and the landmarks, anxious to keep the three of you on the right track, and you’re pretty sure it’ll be coming up soon. You laugh a little at Laledy’s comments. “I’m about…ninety percent sure, there will be no heraldic figure of doom summoning.” You say. “Oh! Yup, there it is, uh…hm.” You come up on the place, and you can tell by the smell and sound of it. There’s a very menacing looking yellowblood with a butcher knife, slicing a bloody haunch of meat at a stand, but peering around that you can see stalls from where bleating and mooing is coming. “Hm.” You say again, more quietly, thinking. “I think one of you might want to distract the stall keeper, while I get close enough to grab the bleatbeast…that part’s easy, I just need to make sure I won’t be getting a blade in the neck.”
>SIPARA
"Dude, the fuck is your thing with demon summoning? You got _practice?_" You jeer at him: "-'cause if you do, don't tell Queenie. Pretty sure she's the only spoopy thing allowed in the shop." You lace your fingers through Laledy's, then use that to tug him forward. "We'll distract him," you declare. "C'mon! It'll be just like the musical dude, In Which Seven Young Signmates are In Need of Kismesises (And One Case of Auspisticism). You've seen that, right? Or - shit." You pause, peering at Maidel, your ears pricking forward. "Can you even carry a goat by yourself?"
> LALEDY
"Duh," you tell Sipara, sticking out your tongue, "Ain't you heard? It's, like, emogoth chic, I gotta be true to my identity-!" You were going to keep going, but then Sipara actually grabs your hand, winding her fingers through yours like you're in a romcom, and now you're walking together instead of behind her, hands swinging between the two of you. Well, that's one way to shut you up. You're pretty sure you've gone green up to your ears. The last time you'd held someone's hand, Cateex looked at you like you'd rotated your head 360 degrees. "Well," you manage, though not without missing a beat or three, "If there's precedent - and, shit, pal, who's up and questionin' peeps' talents now? Maybe she can, like, carry two bleatbeasts, even! One for Hads, one for the Demoness."
> MAIDEL
You laugh, letting a few lime green sparks off from your eyes - not too noticeable unless you’re looking closely, but apparent to anyone within a few feet. “I don’t have to.” You say, smiling. “But I _am_ going to vanish with it, so we’ll have to meet up somewhere else. Pheres’s cart?” Aww, Laledy’s blushing. It’s kind of adorable. Are he and Sipara quadrants? Well, none of your business, you suppose. Maybe your bosses just like jades. “I could grab two, but I think one is enough to worry about.” You say dryly. “Unless you really want one as well, Laledy.”
>SIPARA
"'sactly! And -" Wait, Lal's blushing. Why? .. over-exertion, probs. For fuck's sake, why'rne you always surrounded by a bunch of waifs? But you slow down, obliging up until Maidel chirps off that line. "Holy shit, _no_, not Pher's. You -" You pause, completely serious: "- you, Maidie, keep the fuck away from the cart for awhile, 'kay? 'til he says he wants you there. Like, either of us pops back up, he's gonna eat our fucking faces. Let him cool off." "Take it to the mediculler tents! Hads in the fifth one down."
> LALEDY
"So he is effed up!" you accuse, "What's he gone to the mediculler's for? And what's the bleatbeast for?" To be clear: You are totally down for stealing a goat. You're just incredibly fucking confused, have no idea what went down the entire fight and how and why everyone is so injured, and this is, like, the one thing you can probably get a decent answer for so by the Mother Grub, you're going to get it. "And shit, pal," you tack on, midlly disbelieving, "The more the merrier! Just pop on over with one on each shoulder like it's nbd, yeah?"
> MAIDEL
You wince, but of course Sipara’s right. Even if you didn’t go in and just stopped by before taking the goat away with you, Pheres might be mad, and you don’t want to deal with that. “Right.” You say, nodding. “I’ll see you there then.” You snort. “Not really…but it’d take me too long to explain. The point is, I can do it and leave no trace. It’s a psi thing. Anyway. I’ll wait until they’re focused on the pair of you, and then I’ll dart in and get one. It shouldn’t take me more than a few minutes.”
> BUDINO
You've been quietly sitting in your corner of Pheres' cart, not particularly wanting to say anything even if it didn't look like Pheres might eat you if you so much as breathed too loudly. You keep your knees drawn to your chest as you stare down at the floor. This is way too familiar to you and you hate it. This is why you try not to like people. It always ends up like this and you're starting to think your existence is just fatal luck to everyone else. You stand up, slowly padding over to Emerel's body when Pheres isn't looking, staring down at his face. This is distressing, how much he looks like you. Is this what you'll look like whenever something finally finishes you off? Somehow, the thought is...it usually comforts you, but now it just fills you with bubbling terror when you're actually looking your double in the cold, dead face. You keep expecting him to wake up and yell at you to get a new sign, but he won't. You know he won't. You sigh loudly, your shoulders slumping as you rest your arms on the table next to him, letting your forehead fall on them. Fuck. Everything.
RS: | Is Anyone Here not Enthralled by the Battle Talk | ? |
ID: yo.
RS: | Because | Heavens | I know I'm Not |
RS: | How Did That Even Start | ? | =:1 |
ID: i hit things until they stop moving, don't need to talk about it. =:I
ID: nerds. that's how.
VA: I Think iT sTemmed frŏm Talk abŏuT The upcŏming fair
RS: | Yes | Haha | That's about All You Need to Do | Isn't It | ? | RS: | Or Hit Them Hard Enough You can Abscond |
ID: i mean. i always hit them until they stop moving but absconding works for you so rock it.
ID: don't need to read about armies to figure out how to cull a troll. =:/
VA: Survival is The mŏsT impŏrTanT parT anyway
RS: | Haha | Well | I don't Always Abscond | RS: | Just | Mostly | It's a Little Pointless to Actually Fight People |
RS: | Never Mind | Cull Them |
ID: hey you take that back. =:P
RS: | Haha | Me | or VA | ? |
RS: | Survival is Important | ! | =:B |
ID: well i meant you but i guess i can fight survival too.
VA: I dunnŏ, survival is preTTy alrighT
LL: That's what I keep SAYING, tbh! LL: Like, everyone's on about fighting with STICKS and I don't GET why you don't just go and pick up a GUN.
VA: WaiT why are yŏu here
VA: Yŏu're Teal
LL: Insider secrets??
ID: fucking hell we're under attack.
LL: Also I'm moirails with ID.
ID: ...other id.
LL: The REAL one, not the dude that won't fight with a gun.
VA: ŏh, ThaT's beTTer Than The answer I was expecTing
ID: i have psi, i am the gun!
LL: IDK, I was just CURIOUS.
LL: Oh, shit.
LL: See, that actually makes SENSE!
VA: I dŏ jusT fine wiThŏuT ŏne
LL: Yeah, I was just CURIOUS about why there's a LOWBLOOD channel. LL: I can only see it like HALF the time anyways, I think the OTHER mod keeps kicking me.
LL: Yeah, but, like do you FIGHT people with guns?
LL: Bc if so: BADASS, tbh.
RS: | I have Contemplated Firearms on Occasion |
VA: I mean, I have
RS: | They're very Efficient |
LL: ^^^^
RS: | | Also | Dramatic | Haha |
ID: i fight everyone.
ID: but when you're reaching for your gun you're fucked!
RS: | You can Do All Sorts of Tricks with Them | ! | More Glamorously than With Psi | Hadean | =:P |
VA: BuT I have mŏre use fŏr a differenT kind ŏf weapŏn
ID: i can do anything with my psi that you can do with a gun. =:P
LL: How's that different from reaching for a SWORD?
RS: | Well | Yes | RS: | But When You are Using Your Psionics | There's Always a Bit of a Pause | Isn't It | ? |
ID: depends?
RS: | Can You Spin It Sixty Times in a Minute | ? |
ID: ...depends?
RS: | Er | That is to Say | You Said You can Copy Any Trick with a Gun | With Your Psionics | RS: | And I Sincerely Doubt You can Spin Your Psionics | =:P |
ID: jokes on you. =:P
LL: Psi's pretty COOL, tbh. My ID's got some sick pink psionics going on, they look pretty EPIC. LL: But I'm pretty sure I could get any psion with a BULLET in the PAN before they could crush me with their SPONGES or whatever it is they do.
LL: And, LOL
LL: RS has a POINT!
ID: is that id just. the telekinetic kind? stock psi model?
LL: Are there different KINDS?
VA: LŏTs
ID: ahahah.
LL: Oh, shit. I thought it was just, like LL: COLORS
ID: you innocent teal child.
ID: fuck no!
ID: i can't lift shit with my mind!
VA: I knŏw a guy whŏ can breaThe fire
LL: I mean, I know CERULEANS got weird shit, and CLOWNS have emotion stuff.
RS: | Your ID has pink psionics | ? |
LL: Whaaaat
TC: Fuck clow~s
LL: And I GUESS, RS. They're not, like, PINK pink.
LL: More like magenta?
LL: Does that MEAN something??
VA: Dŏes iT?
ID: fuck if i know. mine are usually just plain ol dark maroon.
RS: | Hahaha | It Means He has a Great Deal of Misfortune | in Both His Naming | and His Colours | =:B |
LL: What's THAT mean?
RS: | The Colours don't Mean Anything | RS: | Mine are White | ! |
LL: Why's that mean he's UNLUCKY, though?
VA: Iunnŏ, because magenTa is a high-visibiliTy cŏlŏr?
LL: Huh! LL: That's TRUE.
LL: ... He, like, works in an OFFICE, though. LL: I'm p sure it doesn't really MATTER.
RS: | Oh | RS: | I knew a Troll | named ID | with Similar Coloured Psionics | RS: | And | He's Dead | That's All | ! | RS: | It's an Unfortunate Coincidence | =:B |
RS: | That's All |
LL: Oh, SHIT.
LL: Man, that's bad VIBES.
RS: | Isn't It | ? | RS: | Yours Sounds More Reputable | Though | ! | Offices are Nice | RS: | Hardly any Culling There |
LL: Besides, ID's just his HANDLE, not his NAME.
TC: Awkward
ID: boringgg.
VA: ThaT is an unfŏrTunaTe cŏincidence
LL: Dude, fake ID, if YOU had pink psi you'd be freaking, don't even FRONT.
ID: offices btw, not culling of friends.
LL: Oh, mb.
RS: | Hahaha | Not a Friend | Thankfully | RS: | And | Yes | But | On Less Superstitious Topics | RS: | | VA |
RS: | and | TC |
TC: What
RS: | What Colour are Your Psionics | ? |
RS: | Since ID and I | have Already Shared | ! |
ID: va is a flatscan.
TC: They do~'t have a color.
VA: I dŏn'T have any
RS: | We are Educating LL | So | RS: | | Oh |
TC: ! just touch th!~gs
RS: | I'm Sorry to Hear That | ! |
TC: A~d the~ they just - do the th!~g
RS: | Oh | The Thing | ? |
ID: ps pheres most flatscans don't like to be told i'm sorry about them being flatscans.
VA: Eh, iT happens
VA: IT wŏulda made wŏrk easier, buT I wasn'T sŏ lucky
LL: Dude, I don't have psi, and it's no big DEAL.
RS: | Oh | ! | Well | Ah |
LL: Besides, don't you, like WRECK with WEAPONS like you were on about?
RS: | I Apologise | VA | RS: | Even if You Don't Mind |
ID: ahahah you're teal.
LL: I still think my guns're LOADS better.
ID: of course it's not a fucking big deal.
TC: ! speed the decay t!me of objects, RS
VA: IT's differenT fŏr lŏwblŏŏds T'nŏT have psii
ID: eww tc.
LL: How's it DIFFERENT?
RS: | If It Helps | My Psionics are Hardly Worth Having | Haha | RS: | They're Barely There | Really | ! | I Spark a Little More than LL | Maybe | =:) |
TC: Shut up !D
ID: man when did it turn in to psionic share hour.
ID: because it is ll. you have value in society other than being a psi.
VA: Because sŏ many ŏf us Dŏ have psii, ThaT Thŏse whŏ dŏn'T are kinda unusual
RS: | When You Failed to Give a More Engaging Topic | RS: | Than the Murder Hour Happening in the Main Lobby |
LL: IDK, I think it's pretty COOL. LL: I didn't even know you could DO shit like mess with TIME.
RS: | =:P |
LL: That's HELLA trippy.
AC: .u. it happens
AC: some psiionics are very strange
LL: Oh, shit, it's the sorry guy.
LL: Hey, what's UP?
RS: | ? | ? | ? |
ID: okay, better subject than psi!
ID: is every loser here going to the fair?
VA: Aye
ID: no nerd history talk allowed in your answer.
AC: Ø .u. the nice weather, there are some very pretty clouds overhead. Ø
LL: NAH, but only to the LOSER part.
TC: !'m go!~g to k!ck AH's ass
AC: Ø I keep trying to find lusus shapes in them Ø
LL: Is EVERYONE gonna go fight?
TC: Yes
VA: I'm gŏnna sell weapŏns and armŏr
LL: And shit, u rite, AC
LL: u rite
ID: wait which one is ah.
AC: Ø I'm going with Pheres Ø
TC: The blue o~e
AC: Ø To help him sell stuff! Ø
ID: oh gliese.
LL: Oh, the one that's got a halberd up her WASTECHUTE.
ID: don't fight gliese gliese is my cheerleader.
LL: Dude, TOTALLY fight her.
ID: i need her waving pompoms for me and shit.
VA: FighT her
ID: ye olde medieval cheerleader.
LL: What if I wave the pompoms?
AC: Ø .n. gosh, everyone always mentions Gliese but I've never met her Ø
TC: !'m go!~g to punch them !~ the gut t!l they vom!t l!ke RR d!d earl!er
AC: Ø maybe that's a good thing though? Most people don't seem to like her. Ø
ID: you don't even know the routine ll.
LL: I can make a BETTER one, DUH.
RS: | Haha | AC | Be Glad |
ID: tc no fighting gliese.
RS: | Was She Dreadful to You | LL | ? |
LL: And idk, AC, I kinda LIKED her until she started being SHITTY for, like, NO REASON!
TC: Shut up !D
AC: Ø Oh, that's too bad .n. Ø
AC: Ø I hope she wasn't too awful Ø
LL: Like I ASKED what her issue was and she wouldn't even SAY.
AC: Ø .n. Ø
ID: seriously. no fighting gliese.
VA: She's jusT anŏTher blueblŏŏd
LL: It's, like, if you're gonna be WEIRD, at least OWN it.
RS: | Oh | That's Unfortunate | I'm Sorry |
TC: St!ll go!~g to f!ght her
RS: | | Hadean | Ah | Are You especially Fond of Her | ? | RS: | I wasn't Aware |
LL: It's NBD but I'm TOTALLY cheering for TC.
ID: i said no fighting gliese. got a problem with it, take it up with me at the fair. and i will dissuade you.
AC: Ø .n. Ø
ID: she fed me.
AC: Ø Um Ø
ID: that buys my loyalty for like. a perigee.
LL: Dude, I will buy you a food TRUCK.
TC: !'ll f!ght you too
VA: Have sŏme mŏre pride
AC: Ø Who's everyone friendly with though? Ø
ID: come at me tc. make sure you can't rot shit ever again.
RS: | Heavens | Am I Expected to Feed You at the Fair | ? | RS: | Because | If So | RS: | I suppose You should Tell Me Your Coffee Preferences |
VA: I dŏn'T mind mŏsT ŏf Th'lŏwblŏŏds I've meT
AC: Ø .u. Pheres makes good coffee Ø
LL: I'm friendly with YOU, I think. >:D And ID, obvi. My ID, I mean. LL: IDK. LL: I guess I'm here to make FRIENDS.
ID: i don't drink coffee.
RS: | Why Not | ? |
ID: does nothing for me.
TC: Fuck!~g come at me
LL: Mine all up and SPLIT or DIED, so I don't, like, KNOW anyone anymore.
AC: Ø .n. that's really sad Ø
RS: | Oh | That's Unfortunate |
ID: i'm telling you to come at me tc.
AC: Ø I really hope you make lots of new friends!! You seem really energetic and fun. Ø
ID: you wanna fight gliese, you fight me first.
RS: | Come to the Fair | and Visit with Maidel and I | RS: | And Hadean | RS: | I am Sure We Can Direct You towards People You are Suited For |
TC: K
RS: | Assuming Hadean is Not Busy Fighting | the Entirety of the Fair |
LL: THANKS, I think!
ID: glad we got that settled!
AC: Ø Yes! Come visit our booth. ^w^ Ø
RS: | Aren't You Saving Yourself for Emerel's Fight | Hadean | ? | Haha |
LL: And HELL yeah. I'll bring you a SWORD and shit, even. LL: Since you all are into that shit.
MN: ;)
AC: Ø .n. you think? I really meant to be nice. Ø
TC: !'ll take a sword
RS: | Oh | ! | Yes | Please Do |
ID: i mean like i need my all to fight punching bag.
RS: | Come Buy a Sword | TC | I sell Hundreds | =:B |
LL: Dude, I only got ONE sword, sorry.
MN: you should dEfinitEly buy a sword from .PHERES.
RS: | | Not Hundreds | I think I Only Have Thirty on Hand Right Now | Actually |
ID: got plenty in reserves to fight tc!
VA: I'll meeT y'all fŏr a drink if y'wanT
LL: 31, now!
ID: and ll if she really wants to fight gliese.
VA: RS are yŏu a blacksmiTh?
LL: Hell no, I ain't fighting anyone unless they take a swing FIRST.
LL: Then I shoot 'em in the HEAD.
RS: | Haha | No | I am Not | ! | RS: | I am |
RS:
MN: whoa whoa whos fighting .GLIESE.
RS: | Um |
ID: great. noted ll.
TC: !'m mak!~g a 'Let's f!ght AH' Group, who wa~ts !~
ID: no one is fighting gliese.
ID: unless they fight me first.
MN: sorry but .I.m obligatEd to bE on .GLIESES. sidE for this onE so
TC: !'ll host the meet!~gs to pla~ !t
RS: | Emerel |
RS: | Really | ? | Haha |
MN: wEll who ElsE will watch star wars with .ME.
ID: yeah he and gliese are star wars nerd buddies too.
AC: Ø .u. those are fun movies Ø
AC: Ø I prefer the books though Ø
AC: Ø So much extra cool stuff! Ø
MN: .I. dont haVE timE for thE books usually
AC: Ø That's fair! I mean, some of them aren't very well written. .u. Ø
LL: What's STAR WARS?
AC: Ø Oh! It's about trolls rebelling against a fake, usurping Empire. .u. Ø
AC: Ø And restoring peace to the rightful one. Ø
RS: | Haha | Well | I Suppose I can't Object to Movies |
LL: Is it, like, all POLITICAL, or is it the COOL kinda rebellion?
AC: Ø It's kind of cheesy, but it's fun Ø
MN: rEally though MN: whosE thE rEal monstEr hErE whEn you brEak it down
RS: | Star Wars is a Film with Fantastic Fashion |
AC: Ø It's super cool! They blow stuff up and there's aliens and it's fun. Ø
RS: | That is What It Is |
MN: hEy .PHERES. wanna cosplay as stormtroopErs
AC: Ø And some of them have really cool weapons and psiionics! Ø
MN: complEtE with aiming skills
LL: I'm there for the blowing up and the ALIENS
LL: FASHION'S alright, I GUESS, but that's, like, not MY thing.
AC: Ø There's lots of aliens. .u. I'm kind of surprised the Empire let a film be made with so many alien characters! Ø
AC: Ø But I'm glad they did, a lot of the aliens are really weird and interesting looking. Ø
ID: i mean i wear a t-shirt and jeans every day of my life so. what's fashion.
RS: | Unfortunately | I am Matching with Maidel | =:( |
MN: it was a timE pEriod whEn wE wErE still ExpErimEnting with moViE ElEmEnts
RS: | But You are Free to Join Us | ! |
ID: except when i'm pheres' booth babe, then i'm wearing. white?
MN: .I.m not wEaring thE dElivEry uniform
RS: | | And | Ah | Hadean | RS: | Don't Forget | I am Dressing You as Well | So | That will Give You Practically a Written Definition of It | ! |
RS: | It Being Fashion |
RS: | Not White |
RS: | | I could Put You in White | Though |
LL: Are you watching at the FAIRE?
ID: i'm fine with not white. =:I
MN: .I. stand by my statEmEnt that whitE sucks
AC: Ø .n. but Pheres looks nice in white Ø
RS: | Hmm | How Pale are You | ? |
LL: White's good if it's the kind that GLOWS at a RAVE.
VA: WhiTe is beTTer fŏr hŏT climaTes
ID: i got plenty of tats. are tattoos fashion.
MN: oh .I. didnt say hE doEsnt look nicE in whitE bEcausE hE doEs
MN: its just a shitty color
LL: Tats are DEF fashion
AC: Ø .u. oh okay - pfff Ø
RS: | White is a Perfectly Good Colour | Emerel | RS: | The Best Colour | Really |
AC: Ø Emerel you're goofy Ø
MN: no it isnt stop that
RS: | But | Thank You for the Compliment | Both of You | =:P |
ID: well pheres i'm partially tattooed.
LL: I'm like 70% sure it's not actually a REAL COLOR.
MN: hE startEd it maidEl MN: with his whitE shirts
ID: so i'm partially always pale.
LL: Like BLACK and WHITE aren't colors, right?
MN: that stick out in thE dark
AC: Ø I guess he did, that's true u.u Ø
RS: | Marvelous | I will Have to Find Something to Show Those Off | Then |
ID: i mean i have them on my chest and back and arms.
AC: Ø Pheres, you started it all, I guess Emerel has a point there. How dare you wear nice shirts. Ø
VA: WaiT, dŏ yŏu have whiTe TaTTŏŏs ID?
MN: wEll that sEttlEs it MN: hadEan is going into this shirtlEss now
ID: well they're not stark white.
RS: | Heavens | ! | RS: | Well | Emerel | Am I at Least Allowed to Wear Terrible Shirts | or | Do I have to Eschew all Shirts | to Meet Your Standards | ? | =:) |
VA: ThaT's a cŏŏl idea. ShiT my nexT ŏne may have Tŏ be whiTe nŏw
MN: wEEEEEll
MN: .I. could answEr that but wErE in public ;)
LL: I think we're making it WEIRD again.
RS: | Hahaha | Not at All | RS: | Why would You Think That | ? |
ID: warning whtie fades like a motherfuck.
ID: you need to get them redone a lot.
RS: | Oh | Hm |
LL: Because MN totally just was like "Bluh bluh my answer is NSFW, bluh," dude.
RS: | Maybe You would be Well-Suited to Gray | Then | ! |
RS: | | I Mean | RS: | You could Interpret It That Way | RS: | If You are Weird |
AC: Ø .u. I like the shirt Pheres had designed for my uniform Ø
VA: I dŏn'T mind
AC: Ø It's very nice Ø
RS: | But I am Not | RS: | And Subsequently Did Not |
AC: Ø I like the red Ø
LL: There was a WINKY FACE!
RS: | Perhaps He Has Something In His Eye |
MN: ;)))
LL: Oh my god, I hate ALL OF YOU. D:
ID: i know a good guy va. if you can stand fish.
AC: Ø .n. I tried, LL Ø
ID: and him wanting you to smoke questionable herbs with him.
MN: wEll you arE thE onE in .OUR. chat so
LL: AC is my bro and the rest of you SUCK.
AC: Ø nooo, they don't suck Ø
MN: nobodys making you stay ll
AC: Ø they just um Ø
VA: I can fŏr The sake ŏf a gŏŏd TaTTŏŏ VA: My currenT guy is greaT, buT he's Teal
AC: Ø are affectionate Ø
AC: Ø they're very nice .u. Ø
RS: | Oh | Don't Run Them Off | Emerel | RS: | I Like Them | They are Endearing |
LL: And hell no, I'm not going to the chat with AH. LL: She wants my BLOOD.
ID: my guy is great, but he does uh. the thing where they do all the pokes with a hand needle. not a gun.
ID: so it takes for fucking ever.
AC: Ø ...I think she said she left? Looking at her last message. Ø
RS: | My Apologies for Causing You Discomfort | LL | ! |
VA: My arm was dŏne ThaT way
VA: Yeah, Takes a lifeTime and a half
RS: | We will Contain Our Japery | in Light of That | =:B |
LL: I mean. LL: There's nobody in that chat ANYWAYS, and I'm trying to hang out with PEOPLE.
MN: .I.m not MN: just pointing out that thEyrE not actually supposEd to bE in this chat tEchnically MN: so if wErE wEirding thEm out thats thEir fault not ours
AC: Ø beep boop I am secretly a robot. .u. Ø
AC: Ø boop boop whirr Ø
ID: looks good as fuck though!
LL: :\
ID: and i find it helps keep them looking nice longer. could just be my opinion though.
VA: Yeah, my arm was dŏne by an ŏrangeblŏŏd guy in a remŏTe area
MN: maidEl why are you a robot
AC: Ø .n. but I like LL, Emerel Ø
VA: Super greaT guy, I hŏpe he's sTill alive
AC: Ø oh I was just um Ø
LL: I USED to have a tat, but I had to get it get RID of.
AC: Ø I was making a joke, LL said they wanted to talk to people Ø
LL: Omfg
MN: thEn MN: likE ll MN: .I. wasnt tElling you not to maidEl
AC: Ø so I was being not a person a.k.a a robot Ø
RS: | Well | I Mean | They're Teal | RS: | I think They are Technically Allowed to Be Wherever They Want | ? |
ID: well that sucks ll. why?
LL: I TOTALLY didn't get that. LL: RIP, AC can't be my bro anymore. D:<
AC: Ø oh, I just - hahah .u. Ø
LL: JK, dude, don't even FLIP.
AC: Ø discriminatiooon Ø
AC: Ø no, I know you're joking .u. Ø
LL: And damn STRAIGHT I can be where I want! LL: Mostly cos I've got INSIDER CONNECTIONS, though.
ID: and it sucks when an artist dies on you va.
RS: | Robots Deserve the Disease of Friendship | Too | LL | =:B |
LL: And I had to get rid of the tat cos it's a huge, like, ID thing.
AC: Ø I know I'm bad at jokes sometimes but I got that one .u. Ø
LL: My line of work gets you on people's SHITLIST, you dig?
VA: ŏhh I see
ID: hahah. did you get your horns shaved down too?
LL: Yeah!
VA: ThaT's ŏdd fŏr a highblŏŏd
AC: Ø .n. did it hurt? Ø
ID: smart if you want to not be recognized.
VA: ŏr waiT, is iT nŏT ŏdd where yŏu live?
LL: Like a grubfucker!
AC: Ø whoa Ø
VA: Really?????
LL: And it's not THAT odd. I'm not the ONLY one I know, leastways!
AC: Ø you must be really tough! Ø
LL: HELL yeah! >:D
VA: Are yŏu dŏing iT righT?
ID: like. horns and sign and bloodcolor are your biggest identifiers!
LL: I mean, YEAH, but, dude, I had a LOTTA horn to knock off.
AC: Ø dang Ø
ID: so if you want to be sneaky you gotta get that shit taken care of.
VA: My rail shaves his and dŏesn'T geT pain VA: Unless iT jusT sTŏps hurTing afTer a while
LL: ^^^^^
LL: It don't hurt to, like shave 'em down a BIT on the regular, nowanights!
ID: i wonder what would happen if i shaved my floating horn.
ID: huh.
VA: His are like. Two, Three inches Tall
LL: First time when you're chopping off like a whole HEAD'S worth's a different STORY.
VA: AfTer shaving
RS: | Oh | It Hurts like Mad | the First Time You Cut Them Off |
RS: | But | It gets Easier After That | ! |
LL: Also, dude, WTF @ floating horn???
VA: I had nŏ clue. I knŏw iT hurTs like hell Tŏ break a hŏrn
ID: what you don't have a floating horn.
LL: Yeah, see, RS gets it!
LL: No, I got a floating MIDDLE FINGER for that HOOFBEASTSHIT.
AC: Ø I'm glad mine aren't too big. .u. Ø
RS: | Hahaha |
ID: i mean others can back up my floating horn claim.
AC: Ø it's true .u. Ø
RS: | He Does Have One | RS: | It is a Psionic Thing |
ID: all the coolest kids have one.
AC: Ø yup Ø
RS: | And | Be Glad | Maidel | ! | It is a Pain | Unfortunately |
LL: What happens when you're ASLEEP?
AC: Ø Big horns look really impressive but I can believe that. Ø
ID: yeah it keeps going.
LL: Or if someone, like, HITS it?
MN: at lEast your horns look grEat .PHERES.
LL: Like with a BAT or something.
ID: man i don't let people hit my horns.
LL: But what if they DID?
VA: Caring fŏr big hŏrns is hard Thŏugh
ID: i don't fucking know.
LL: It's never EVER happened?
RS: | They Do | But the Neck Pain is Awful | And | You can Never Lie on Your Back| For Starters | =:C |
RS: | And | Oh | Thank You | Em | ❤ |
AC: Ø .N. oh jeez Ø
VA: I shŏuld shave mine acTually...If They grŏw mŏre I wŏn'T be able Tŏ reach The Tŏps
ID: it's kinda a hard target. to hit my middle horn and not hit the main pair.
VA: CŏmfŏrTably
AC: Ø that's awful, Pheres Ø
RS: | Shave Them | VA | Before You have to Cut Them Instead | RS: | And | Haha | That's Why I Keep Mine so Short Now |
ID: wait you're supposed to be able to reach the tips of your horns. missed that memo.
VA: IT's easier fŏr me Tŏ care fŏr Them if I can
RS: | How do You Keep Them Polished | Hadean | RS: | If They are Too Long | ? |
VA: LasT Time my hŏrns were Tŏŏ Tall ŏne gŏT snapped ŏff
ID: polish.
ID: do i look like i have time and money for that.
MN: EVEr triEd making a homEmadE brEw
MN: its not that hard
RS: | | Brew | ? |
RS: | Are You Making Beer Now | ? |
VA: ŏh, hŏw dŏ yŏu make a hŏmemade pŏlish
LL: HELL yeah!
LL: Oh, shit, wait, actual POLISH.
LL: Nm, I've only done SUNSHINE.
ID: i don't bother. my horns stay alright?
VA: Sunshine is greaT Tŏ keep hidden away fŏr a bad nighT
RS: | Oh | You should Get Them Properly Polished at the Fair | ! |
MN: no .I. mEant polish
RS: | They'll Look Lovely | Especially Given Your Length |
ID: i dunno. maybe if i have time to kill.
ID: i don't let trolls touch the headgear too much.
ID: since that's just asking for some middle horn fondling.
LL: Omfg
LL: Dude, he's got a POINT.
LL: I bet someone would just, like, try and MOVE it just to see if it GOES.
RS: | Haha | Oh My | RS: | Heavne Forbid They Touch | Your Mysterious Middle Horn |
MN: gEEz go do your own fondling hadEan
ID: it's the source of my power- stop making it weird.
MN: stop asking the horn polishErs to do it for you
AC: Ø I've never gotten my horns polished before. .u. Ø
RS: | Oh | Really | ? |
MN: .I. haVE no idEa what yourE talking about~
AC: Ø Does it really make them look prettier? Ø
LL: Is it ACTUALLY?
RS: | I'll Do Your Horns | at the Fair | Then |
RS: | It Does | ! | I always Keep Mine Polished | RS: | | Oh | And I'll Sand Them | Too | If You'd Like | ? |
ID: what, no it's not actually my power source.
AC: Ø Oh, that's really nice of you Pheres! Are you sure? .u. Oh, um, if you know best! Gosh, I'm just used to the regular scrubbing and bed checks. Ø
AC: Ø I used to think only highbloods sanded and polished them, hah. Ø
AC: Ø Silly, I know. Ø
RS: | | Or | Well | Hm | RS: | We could Actually Gloss Them | That would Look Nicer | I Think | Given the Angle |
ID: do i get horn service too pheres.
AC: Ø ooh, okay Ø
ID: doesn't your booth babe need to look pretty.
RS: | Haha | Well |
MN: damn .PHERES. bEttEr chargE Extra for that
MN: sorry .I.m going to bEat up your booth babE
ID: attempt to beat me up. ftfy.
MN: will beat you up MN: ftfy
RS: | | I suppose | You will get the Full Horn Service | Hadean | RS: | Heaven Forbid | that You don't Look At Your Best | For Your Fight |
ID: great~ thanks. =:)
RS: | | Do I Get to Do the Middle Horn | Too | ? |
ID: i mean i guess that depends if you can handle some weird sensations.
ID: that sounds wrong-er than it actually is.
RS: | Heavens |
RS: | Hahaha | It only Sounds Wrong | If We do not Pointedly Ignore All Possibility that It Could Be Wrong | =:B |
RS: | Do You Spark if People Touch It | ? |
AC: Ø these aren't the wrongs you're looking for. .u. Ø
AA: yrn wrnongs arne in anothern castle. >:} RS: | Yes | Thank You | Sipa | =:B |
ID: it's kinda like a mild constant shock. hi sip.
AA: sup.
AC: Ø Your wrongs have not been rezzed .u. Ø
ID: fair talk. letting rs get all up on my headgear.
AA: lmfao, wow, phrnasing. AA: arne you gonna let him put beads on yrn horns, tho?? AA: b/c he totally used to do that. >:}
ID: what.
ID: no beads allowed my horns are weird enough. =:I
RS: | He doesn't Have the Grooves for Them | There'd be Nowhere to Hook Them | RS: | Unless We Carved Some In | But | That would Take Ages | Also | Brb | Customer |
AA: ... scrnatch that. no beads. you gonna let him carnve them up?? >:}
ID: hell no, i like my rack as it is. =:I
ID: also do you polish your horns sip. my horns look fine right. because i neglect the fuck out of them.
AA: lameee. why such a cluckbeast, dude?? AA: y, y, beforne fights. not, like, in gen. waaay too much of a bothern. >:} and the polish gets in yrn hairn. grnoss.
AA: and lmao. idk, man, they'rne not, like, flaking, rnight?
ID: i have a floating horn, i don't think my horns need more things for people to look at.
ID: note to pheres when he's back, no polish in my hair if you can.
ID: i mean. no? i never noticed them flaking. =:I
AA: idk, dude, ain't nothing wrnong w/ morne shit to look at. AA: it's what makes you stand out, duh. >:}
AA: have you checked if they'rne flaking??
ID: i think i stand out enough in a crowd already. no beads needed. =:P
ID: how do i check for flaking? not like i can reach most of my rack.
TC: !'ll look at them for you
ID: you won't be looking at anything once i'm done with you. hush up.
AA: rub 'em on a trnee and see if anything comes off?? that's what phern used to do. >:} AA: and lmaooo.
TC: Fuck ~o
AA: wow, hads, she's, like, trnyin' to be helpful. way 2bmean.
ID: i'm supposed to fight her so no she isn't.
ID: i don't know where to find trees in this stupid place.
TC: Shhhh let me help !D
ID: fuck off. =:I
AA: haha, shiiit, how many folks you fighting tonight??
ID: i mean i'm fighting them at the fair. tonight is my night off. i even got a hotel room, i get to use an actual shower. shit's gonna be great.
AA: bump 'em on a carnt, then. >:} orn, like, idefk, anything harnd?? AA: but not T O O harnd, you don't wanna snap 'em. AA: unless horn-grnizzled veternan is yrn aesthetic.
TC: !'m go!~g to shove !D's head u~der a horse wh!le !t takes a p!ss
ID: hmm. first attempt seems to result in no flaking and jeesh tc, gross and desperate.
AA: then yrn fiiiiiiine. they look fine, anyway. >:P AA: why arne you wornrnrying abt yrn horns, anyway?? AA: also, lmao, am i like AA: internrnupting, orn is tc just hella nasty? >:}
ID: so nasty.
ID: and because everyone was talking about horns and polishes and shit. =:I apparently i was the only weirdo not spending hours preening every night. so i want to see what i'm missing out on.
TC: Shut up !D
ID: how about no. and you shut up.
TC: Go fuck yourself
AA: ehh. phern's just a weirndo. he polishes his claws, too, dude. you gonna do that? >:} AA: and hahahaha, wowzerns. AA: tc, bb, calm yrn tits. like, spoilern alernt!
AA: but i am p surne he's just not that into you. AA: orn hornse piss. >:P
TC: AA please, !'m ~ot !~terested !~ h!m
TC: ! just wa~t to see h!m scream a l!ttle
TC: !~ horror
ID: is there any part of your body you can't polish? hey, maybe i'll let him polish my claws if he wants. i can look all shiny and new for like. five seconds.
ID: 1, you're weird, 2, not happening.
AA: n, prnobs not. rnoll arnound in oil and polish A L L T H E B I T S. AA: shit, if you ask, he's prnobs got that glitterny shit you dunk yrnself in.
AA: and - did i alrneady say lmao?? AA: bc lmao, W O W.
AC: Ø Glittery? .u. Ø
ID: i'm good without glitter. but hey. a little pampering never killed a troll, right? right.
AA: y. until you end up, like, in white up to yrn frnonds. >:} AA: and y!
AA: glitterny.
AA: like, y'know, sparnklernocks.
AC: Ø I never realized anyone put glitter on their horns, huh Ø
AC: Ø How long does it stay on? Ø
ID: hey, pheres said no white. and hey, get glittered up if you want ac. have to ask pheres for that info i bet.
RS: | Let Me Duck Over Here | However | ! | RS: | Because | Also | There is the Minor Matter of the Fact | RS: | Throwing Someone's Matesprit into a Conversation Erring on Pitch Flirtation |
RS: | is Not a Typical Means of |- DISSUASION -|
RS: | =:1 |
ID: remember she can usually spy in here.
ID: it totally works. what did you want me to say, stop this is icky? because, uh. definitely still fighting him. don't need to give him ammo.
ID: but scout's honor, definitely not pitch for the guy i couldn't even pick out of a crowd!
RS: | You Literally just Informed Me | That It is Entirely Possible to Tell Someone to Back Off | If They are Making You Experience Discomfort |
RS: | Is that Advice You are Evidently Unwilling to Follow Yourself | ? |
ID: someone you are definitely not going to fight, yeah.
ID: unless you want to fight me.
RS: | Yes | I am Dying to Fight You | You have Cracked The Case |
RS: | =:| |
LL: Dude, ID, it just sounds like you were kinda shoving your CARTILAGE NUB where it didn't BELONG.
LL: Like, this is usually the part where you say sorry and CHILL OUT instead of, like, making a weird THING out of it.
ID: thank you for your totally well informed opinion ll.
LL: I mean, I fuck up shit like that all the TIME.
RS: | Haha | Well | She isn't Incorrect |
LL: I don't KNOW you guys really well, and I don't know what HAPPENED
LL: So maybe PHERES needs to chill, too.
LL: But I'm saying GENERALLY.
RS: | I am Afraid You are Now Less Correct | =:P |
ID: well sorry~ and as for what just happened earlier. i tried to keep my flap closed and you encouraged me! so.
LL: I might be TOTALLY wrong, idk. LL: You guys just seemed kinda way more CHILL earlier, and you're both cool dudes.
LL: So I dunno why it has to be a BIG DEAL.
RS: | It is Not a Big Deal | RS: | I am Not Particularly Affronted | I am Merely Curious | as to What Hadean's Motives are In His Behaviours | That is All |
RS: | And | I Accept Your Apology | Although | I Encouraged You | RS: | Because I Was Not Expecting You to Actually | RS: | | Well | ! | I Thought We were Playing | Joking | Japing | That is All | =:1 |
ID: nope, that was definitely me trying to be nice and keep my flap shut.
RS: | | If You are Trying to Keep Your Flap Shut | RS: | Perhaps You should Not Say | That You are Actively Trying to Keep Your Flap Shut | RS: | Usually | We Simply Keep Our Flaps Shut |
RS: | No Need for Narration | Unless You are Orpheo |
ID: i like narration! and is orpheo the dumpster troll.
LL: He's TOTALLY the dumpster troll.
RS: | Yes | Haha | He is the Dumpster Troll |
ID: do i. want to know why others call him weeds.
RS: | Probably Not |
LL: I mean, guy that talks like THAT, he probably smokes BALES.
ID: well that's a lovely mental image.
RS: | Oh | Come Now | Smoking a Bale is not Historically Accurate |
RS: | I am Sure He Grinds It into a Fine Powder and Puts It in A Pipe |
ID: is that a thing you can do?
RS: | I do not Have the Faintest Idea | Haha | ! |
LL: That is
LL: NOT how you do it.
ID: damn ll you need to teach us clearly.
LL: lol
ID: in case i ever. want to see how well getting high works i guess.
LL: I mean, if you're freaking PULVERIZING IT, you're losing half the good shit! LL: Unless you're the kinda weirdo that goes licking it off the PESTLE, I guess.
ID: heavens forbid.
LL: Shit, I confused which RUSTBLOOD was TALKING for a sec.
ID: how dare you! =:P
RS: | How Very Dare You | =:P |
ID: it doesn't help that we have the same emoticons.
LL: No, dude, keep going, I bet you could do a NUTTY Pheres impression.
ID: i think me and pheres have had enough conflict for the night.
LL: Fair ENOUGH, dude.
ID: besides, pheres is like. one of the three or four trolls on here that hasn't threatened to kill me or wanted to hear me scream in horror or shit so i should be nicer!
LL: Duuuude, wtf?
LL: Don't people come to chatrooms to, like, MEET people to HANG OUT with?
LL: Why is everyone, like, FIGHTING and shit?
ID: i have a charming personality. =:P
LL: I dunno, man, you seem pretty COOL to me!
ID: and told tc no killing gliese. which has forever put me on her hitlist i guess.
LL: Oh, RIGHT, I remember that. LL: I don't get why GLIESE is all het up at me, neither, but I don't want her DEAD.
LL: She's just some RANDO on the internet.
ID: i dunno. something about you and calling the jades fakers. maybe she has a jade quad or something.
RS: | He does have a Charming Personality | And | Oh | She probably got Het Up on Emerel's Behalf |
ID: yeah they do seem close.
RS: | He does Like to Go On about How Unusual Jades Are | RS: | So | She likely Felt Offended at the Implication of | | People Faking Their Caste | ? |
LL: LOL
LL: Dude, I've TOTALLY done that before.
LL: It gets you IN places!
RS: | I should Clarify | Hadean | the Charming did not Hold Scarequotes | RS: | Despite Your Many Slights |
RS: | | Should You Admit That Online | ? | Haha |
ID: good to know because i was about to offer to not show my face around you at the faire.
LL: Pffft LL: I mean, it was FOREVER ago. LL: If you wanna call the COPS on me for something I did as a WIGGLER, go ahead, but I bet I got more cop friends than YOU. >:D
LL: Oh, shit, WHAT?
RS: | What | ? | No | Of Course You Should | RS: | Why wouldn't I Want You at the Faire | ? |
ID: because i'm a jerk?
LL: No, dude, we're hanging out and I'm buying you, like. FOOD and shit like you wanted. LL: You can't go avoiding PHERES, though, cos I'm chillin' with him, TOO.
RS: | Oh | You're Aggravating | But You're hardly a Jerk | RS: | And | Besides | I like Sipara Perfectly Well | And | Compared to Her | RS: | You are a Perfectly Docile Meowbeast |
ID: well i mean if food is involved. =:P can i have like. four of those giant gobblebeast legs. those are a thing at faires right.
LL: Dude, if it FITS in you, you can have it. LL: I have, like, WAY too much cash rn, idgaf. LL: Bring your HOLLOW WALKFROND.
ID: and well. yeah. fair. I'm not so aggro i put it right in my tag though! so sip got me beat there.
ID: sweet. =:D jokes on you like 75 percent of me is hollow.
RS: | ! | ! | ! |
LL: Between the floating HORN shit and the weird PSIONICS, I am only like 50% sure you're shitting me, here.
RS: | Congratulations | LL | RS: | I am Fairly Certain | That is the First Time I have Witnessed | an =:D smiley |
ID: oh so if i'm not a stock model psi i'm weird i see how it is.
ID: =:P at you pheres. food'll make anyone smile.
LL: Omg
LL: I made HISTORY, apparently!
LL: >:D
RS: | =:) |
LL: That SUCKS about Gliese, though. LL: Should I, like, TELL her I wasn't calling that guy a FAKER? LL: I was just saying WHAT IF cos people were on about how it was even POSSIBLE and shit. Doesn't mean nothing to me either WAY if a jade's a dude or even a JADE in the first place.
ID: don't let it go to your head. =:P
ID: uh protip: don't defend why you said things when you're apologizing.
LL: Too LATE, dude, my horns already GREW BACK.
RS: | Mm | I would Advise Against Telling Gliese Anything | RS: | But | If You really Wish to Get on Good Terms With Her |
RS: | Just Say that You're Sorry | You were Wrong | and Do not Focus on the Details |
ID: 'sorry, but-' conversations just end in more fighting. so yeah.
RS: | And | Then Move On | While She is Basking in the Feeling of having Socially Bested You |
RS: | She'll Forget about Her Ire | Soon Enough |
ID: yeah definitely do it where others can distract from the conversation.
LL: I guess that makes SENSE. LL: Then how do I know not to do it AGAIN, though?
RS: | Mm | ! |
LL: If I don't ASK.
LL: Not that she wanted to ANSWER, I guess.
RS: | | Ah |
RS: | Just | Watch What She Says | and Make Sure You only Agree With Her | ? | ? |
LL: I mean, I'm gonna just do what you SAID. LL: You guys got your shit resolved really NEAT-like, so you probs KNOW better.
LL: What, like about EVERYTHING?
LL: I don't care THAT much about her!
RS: | Not on Everything | She doesn't Get Aggressive over Everything | I Don't Expect |
RS: | Just the Things that Send Her Off into a Froth |
RS: | I don't Know | I Make Lists | Usually | of Contentious Topics | for the Individual | RS: | You could Do That | =:/ |
ID: no talking about faking or jades.
ID: should cover it.
LL: Ugh. LL: I guess I can TRY that, but if she starts getting WEIRD about shit then I'm gonna STOP.
LL: ID's thing sounds less hard to keep TRACK of.
ID: making a list of topics to avoid for everyone in the chat sounds like a pain pheres.
LL: ^^^
ID: but then i like. can barely remember most of their names so i guess i'm a shitty judge.
RS: | Not for Everyone in the Chat | Haha | RS: | Or | Most People in the Chat | Just | Quadrants | RS: | Close Friends | Enclades |
RS: | | Although | Making Ones for Chat Members does Seem Wise | RS: | Now that You Mention It |
RS: | You should Tell Me about Your Pet Peeves | The Both of You | Right Now | =:P |
ID: is your clade big or anything then? what about you ll?
ID: jeesh pheres put some trolls on the spot.
LL: LOL
LL: Mine's pretty SMALL! I just got my best guy and my moirail.
LL: Clydes ain't IN chats like this, though, and ID's the MOD.
LL: And, uhhh
RS: | No | Emerel's Kismesis is Gone | And | He never Let Me Meet Him |- Anyway -| RS: | So | He doesn't Count | Haha | Sipara has Her Ever-Rotating Kismesises | RS: | Riccin is an Old Clademate | But | Ah | The Rest of Them are Dead |
RS: | So | I don't Have to Keep Track of |- THEM -| Anymore | Haha |
LL: I get pissed off when people mess with my PEOPLE! LL: And when they get shirty and then get all CAGEY when I ask what their DAMAGE is. :\
ID: ll a lot of trolls in this chat are gonna annoy you.
LL: Gdi
LL: It's cool, YOU guys can be my bros. LL: And, like, that MAIDEL person.
LL: They're pretty cool.
ID: i cannot for the best of me remember which one maidel is.
ID: dr?
LL: The GREEN one that always says sorry! LL: Olive green, not JADE.
LL: Man, there's a lotta sorry GREENBLOODS around.
RS: | It's a Part of the Caste | I suppose | ! | RS: | The Ones outside of the Caverns are not a Very Confident Lot |
LL: Makes SENSE, I guess, if you grew up under a ROCK.
LL: CAVE, whatever.
ID: i kinda avoid talking to her. she seems so easy to set off. and then she leaves and that's no fun for her. =:/
LL: I mean, she should learn to DEAL with it better, then! LL: Like it doesn't matter how NICE people are, they're gonna say something shitty EVENTUALLY.
LL: So you gotte be able to CALL 'em on it or tell them to fuck OFF.
LL: Or have a quad to do it FOR you.
RS: | Oh | ! | Ah | RS: | He is Easier in Person | to Anticipate If He is Upset | ? |
RS: | He is just Very Shy | Mostly | But | Haha | Yes |
ID: i mean i agree but yeah. figure it'd be easier in person.
LL: He??
RS: | | I've been Looking for Her Quadrants | Actually | RS: | I think It would Do Her Good for Her Self-Esteem |
RS: | And | Confidence |
RS: | | He | ? |
ID: you called dr a he. and then a she. confused ll i think.
ID: also ll refresh me on what your name is.
RS: | Oh | They Switch | ! |
RS: | I am not Sure | the Particulars | ? | So | I just Switch | as the Inclination Strikes |
LL: That's CONFUSING as hell.
LL: But WHATEVER, I guess.
ID: means i can't call him/her the wrong gender i guess.
LL: Oh, shit, u rite
LL: Maybe it's LESS confusing, then. >:D
RS: | Hahaha | It is a Socially Fool Proof Strategy | on Her Part |
ID: ll. hand over the name. unless you prefer ll.
ID: but then at the fair people will think your name is ellell.
RS: | If You Prefer LL | That is Fine | Of Course |
RS: | Hahaha |
RS: | One of the Fellows Who Runs It | is Named Elilah |
RS: | LL would Fit Right In | =:) |
LL: Ellell sounds pretty RAD, but I'm BONNIE.
LL: And everyone keeps typing LL all LOWERCASE so it looks like II, ANYWAYS.
ID: bonnie. alright. bonnie is a nice enough name.
LL: Nice ENOUGH? LL: Damn, I SEE how it is! D:<
ID: it's no hadean. =:P
RS: | Hadean | Shame on You |
LL: LUL
RS: | Clearly | Bonnie is at Least A Name | of the Top Five Tiers | RS: | Perhaps the Top Eight | ? | At Least the Top Ten | =:) |
ID: aww i'm just joking pheres. bonnie isn't really offended! i think.
RS: | Below Pheres | Of Course | RS: | But | We can't All Have the Best Name |
ID: how do you even pronounce pheres.
RS: | | How do You Think It is Pronounced | ? |
LL: Dude, my skin's not THAT thin, don't even lfip.
LL: FAIR-iss?
ID: fear-ease?
LL: Or, like, feh-ree.
RS: | Close | Haha | ! | RS: | It is | Fuh | like | Furnace | RS: | And then | Reese | like Breeze |
ID: huh. okay. is bonnie like. bunny with an o?
RS: | But | You should Use Fair-Is | RS: | It is Easier to Say |
LL: I'm like 90% sure there's only ONE way to say Bonnie.
RS: | | Isn't it Bonnie | as In |
RS: | She is quite a Bonny Lass | ? |
LL: Yeah!
ID: hey sometimes people have weird ways of saying their name even when it looks easy.
LL: Shit, I lied. It's totes actually, like uh LL: BONE-AI
RS: | Bone Ai |
RS: | Well | It |- IS -| Six Letters |
ID: well then how do you say my name?
RS: | The same Way that Bonnie Does | I Imagine |
RS: | Ha | as in Laughter | RS: | Dee | as in | Ah | Dice | ? |
RS: | Awn | like Dawn |
ID: nah. but that's how like. everyone assumes i'm sure.
RS: | =:? |
RS: | How do You Pronounce It | ? |
RS: | Is It a Standard Name | ? |
ID: i mean what's standard when it comes to names.
RS: | Oh | No | Standard | As In | RS: | Central Continental Standard Alternian Common Dialect |
RS: | You Know | Standard | Haha |
LL: Wait, is that NOT how you say it?
LL: HADEAN, I mean
ID: like...
H as in hi, long a like. base. d as in dye. a as in about. and an n. like. no.
ID: like. hey-de-an?
ID: it's easier to just say and have a troll repeat.
ID: also sorry for the pause, was ransacking the snack bar in the room next to me.
RS: | Hopefully | They weren't In It | at the Time | Haha |
RS: | Hadean is a Pretty Name | Though | ! |
ID: nah, most trolls have cleared out. probably to parties and their loved ones or whatever.
ID: pheres is a nice name too. is the fuh-reese way you say it?
SA: haydee-in, bonny, phair-Rees, was how I was reading them until corrected. You all have such different names.
ID: well what about you sa? what's your name?
SA: I don't remember my assigned name. I go by Prisma.
ID: ...assigned name huh. okay. prisma it is.
SA: don't most trolls have their names recorded by the cavern matrons?
ID: i mean most people don't call them assigned? i don't think?
SA: oh. I apologize, I'm not very familiar with the terms. I am very forgetful.
SA: Hadean?
ID: yeah that's me.
RS: | Oh | I got Distracted | My Apologies | That is How I Say My Name | RS: | And | Hm |
RS: | I don't Know If Names get Assigned | ? | I never Thought About It |
RS: | you Just | You Know | Have One |
SA: I see.
SA: So where did your names come from? Did you just know them at the front of your mind?
SA: That sounded rude, i apologize.
ID: don't lusii do that shit.
SA: I was mostly going off of Pheres's statement.
ID: i dunno. i just know i have a name and it rocks.
LA: I LIKE MY NAME!!!
SA: Who are you?
LA: MYSELF
LA: DUH
ID: oh god it's in here too.
LA: AHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
RS: | Oh | I never Asked | RS: | I Grew up in a Hivestem | Haha | ! |
RS: | So | People have Always Used My Name |
LA: IT'S ARISTE
SA: Ariste.
SA: I like this one.
SA: I see... That sound different, RS.
LA: SOMEONE HERE HAS GOOD TASTE LA: IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!!