Nov 9, 2024
You’re a true daddy now
HDUSGABXSBSHGS-
I'm like 99% sure sm has made this joke on the Mal blog HDUSGAH-
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You’re a true daddy now
HDUSGABXSBSHGS-
I'm like 99% sure sm has made this joke on the Mal blog HDUSGAH-
"On a scale of 1-10, how trashed are you right now?" He has a bottle shaped gift behind his back, and a boyfriend who looks a little flush already.
A red face looks towards Alfred with eyes glazed over in an alcoholic haze. He is stomach down on his couch, arm hanging off the side with an empty bottle of beer dangling from his fingers.
"Hngh..." He can barely move his lips, his face feeling numb and hot.
"I guess... seven? Eight?" He looks up and sees the gift in Alfred's hand. He perks his head up, much like a puppy seeing a toy or treat awaiting him.
"What's that? I want it." He lets the bottle slip through his weak grasp and roll across the floor, joining the numerous empty others that Xiang was far too inebriated to take care of. He lifts his hand and makes grabbing motions at Alfred, resembling a spoiled child.
Kaiju Gabe / Jaegar Pilot Jack :3c
Send me a prompt and I’ll write you a three-sentence fic! // always accepting
Gabe talks in chittering and clicking and, sometimes, in licking (Jack hates it) and nuzzling (Jack loves it). The voice in his head is still there; they drift together, endlessly, even though his copilot’s seat has been empty for a while now.
It turns out, the monster under your world isn’t quite so scary when he sleeps in your bed.
mason, in the midst of crying, calls entity: “enty”
entity immediately:
'my fav thing about happy desu boy is that he looks like ur typical hentai protag'
SO I CAME ACROSS CHORO/HAPPY DESU FAN ART AND I'M CRYING OVER THIS GLORIOUS COMMENT))
lochnesshybrid replied to your post:grimmeaelling liked your photoset:cutebuttwyatt:...
Does everyone on the Swan side just have a fang fetish? #doesnotwanttomeetreneeevernow
Is a fang fetish worse than a puppy preference ? #potmeetkettle #dropthemic
; i’ll be over at one of my others for a bit.
murderbreaksover replied to your post:So. How big is that dick of yours /really/?
// BOOOOOO
(( well technically
he did say it