#caceerps

[claryifrays]

WHY WERE DANIEL & AIDEN THE FUNNIEST BROTP

HONESTMEME I KNOW,,, I LVOE THEM SO MUCH . PROBS BC AIDEN WAS A LIL’ SHIT AND DANIEL WAS SOOOO UNDERPAID 

[ashleys1x1s]

[logs in to send u memes before going back to writing a mofo essay] sober: [TEXT] you were supposed to be back an hour ago // [TEXT] i miss you // [TEXT] it’s over // drunk: [TEXT] wow pls fuck me // [TEXT] shhhh don’t tell thomas but i am in love with them

[TEXT] you were supposed to be back an hour ago

[text] whaAtt???[text] u tld me 12!!!!1[text] oh SHit its 1:04[text] b back soon!!!

[TEXT] i miss you

[text] same!!![text] com cuddle w/ me this pARTy sux and im lonly :((((

[TEXT] it’s over

[text] lizzy r u doin this cus im drunk :(([text] call me please!![text] dnt do this ily :(

[TEXT] wow pls fuck me

[text] you must be really drunk to text me that[text] considering you scowl at me every day[text] text me when you’re sober and then we can talk

[TEXT] shhhh don’t tell thomas but i am in love with them

[text] uhhhhhhhhhhh[text] you sure???

[claryifrays]

i love you ♥

i love you waaaay more. age of ultron is out today, but i can’t see it until the weekend probably. :(

[ashleys1x1s]

I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR A YEAR TODAY. LOVE YOU

cACEE are you serious?? holy shit I can’t believe you remember the date you joined!! but wow a year omg it’s been so long jesus but ilysm!! i’m really glad i still know you and talk to you because you’re a great person and a great friend. yay for one year and ily!!

[ashleys1x1s]

"Hello?" :*

8. Their car just broke down.

“ -- Lizzy? Fuck, I wasn’t supposed to call you. I swear, I hit Larry’s name on my phone, and for God’s sake, no, it’s not an insult. So, I’m in the middle of downtown and my car broke down -- you can stop laughing now. Seriously, it’s not that funny. Anyway, I’m kind of fucked because we don’t have AAA, there’s no mechanics around, and I can’t afford to call a tow truck. You wouldn’t happen to know how to fix a car’s engine, would you? Alright, that’s what I figured. Hey, I don’t know, you could have some hidden talent when it comes to fixing cars. Okay, I get it, you’ve never touched an engine in your life. If you know any good mechanics, can you send them my way? Lizzy, all you have to do is call a damn number. You dad must know. Just send to East Street, they’ll see me. Okay, bye, and remember to call because I don’t wanna be stranded here.”

[claryifrays]

hey bitch. ily

i love u more and i miss u. i watched the avengers trailer on youtube today and it reminded me of you <3

[claryifrays]

WHY ARE YOU ALL ABANDONING ME FOR INDIE

STOP IM NOT IM STILL HERE!!!! ALSO YOU SHOULD MAKE AN INDIE!!!!

[claryifrays]

the minute chris posted his avengers character poster on twitter i thought you of you 3 come to me

I KNOW SAME I CAN'T BELIEB THIS IT'S ONLY 2 MONTHS AWAY :))))))) BUT ALSO, WHO AM I GONNA WATCH IT WITH????? RIP :(((((