#cacologies

[squid-ichorous]

cacologies replied to your post: it’s very horn tooty but one of my favorite things...

I love this. It reminds me also of the narratives I’d have in my head while playing the mobile game “underhand”.

i’ve never heard of underhand so i just looked it up and

i like this

i like this very much

[camelpimp]

cacologies replied to your post: I have never figured out what the hell to do with...

when i was in iceland i went to a restaurant that used caramelized whey as an alternative to butter on toast with smoked salmon. here’s a recipe for it butterysaltedcaramel.wo…

Huh! I’ll have to try that!

[squid-ichorous]

cacologies replied to your post “my bday is this month B)”

Link the wishlist!

it’s here but please do not feel obligated to look at it it is.... egregiously long...... ;;;;;;

[squid-ichorous]

cacologies replied to your post “something interesting that i hope the podcast i’m gonna co-host will...”

Well also but like imagine a world in which a kindergartener keeps watching 12 angry men on loop in the way children do to their favorite movie. I'm imagining a baby dressed like John Hodgman eating cream of wheat and drinking coffee out of a "world's best boss" mug

god i hope this child exists somewhere out there

[squid-ichorous]

cacologies replied to your post “we took gracie to the vet when they opened after all, and… i’m still...”

I'm really sorry for what you're going through, friend :(

thank you, it means a lot <3

[prismaticpastry]

cacologies replied to your post: How do you respond when you make a facebook post...

I’m really sorry to hear about your pet :( also block the fucker

if I had a nickel for how often I’ve wished I could do that I would have... dollars

[squid-ichorous]

cacologies replied to your post: i squiggle the ketchup on top of basket fries bc i...

Honestly there’s something so satisfying about drizzling ketchup all over the top of a basket of fries. Idk what it is. Probably my lizard brain appreciating the difference in colors and textures

yeeeeeessssss it just looks so artistic!! it makes it look so much tastier and primed for consumption

[king-in-yellow]

@cacologies replied to your post: @cacologies replied to your photoset: ...

christ, that poor professor. first her spine, now a car.

She is my CYBORG MINDER and it is the thought of her disapproval that makes me stop to drink water regularly and not pass out from heatstroke like i nearly did last time...I'm a capable adult, not a toddler with a credit card...