3. TAG PEOPLE TO DO THIS MEME: @misachi-chan, @all-truths-wait-in-all-things, @knightcommanderalenko, @eyesasblackasthevoid, @lambdatauri, @iseektheholygrail, @phoenix-firemage, @dreadthewolf, and anyone else who sees this and wants to do cool things with their OCs tbh
1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
Cadrin.
2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?
...Cadrin Brosca? Is that what you’re looking for?
3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU WERE CALLED THAT?
Uh... because my mom wanted to?
4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN?
Taken, but hey, if you’re looking for a threesome....
5. HAVE ANY ABILITIES OR POWERS?
You mean besides the power to charm my would-be assassin into falling in love with me? I also saved the world from darkspawn. And the archdemon. Aaaand more darkspawn after that. Good enough for you?
6. STOP BEING A MARY SUE.
What... the fuck are you talking about?
7. WHAT’S YOUR EYE COLOR?
Like a greenish blue, I guess?
8. HOW ABOUT YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Brown.
9. HAVE YOU ANY FAMILY MEMBERS?
My sister, Rica. And her son. Bhelen, if you count him as an in-law. Oh, and then my mother, I guess.
10. OH? WHAT ABOUT PETS?
I have a mabari! He’s bigger than me. And steals food from the table when you’re not looking.
11. THAT’S COOL I GUESS, NOW TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE.
Orzammar. Next?
12. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES/ACTIVITIES YOU LIKE DOING?
I like traveling on the surface. Seeing new places and cultures.
13. EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE?
Yeah.
14. EVER….KILLED ANYONE BEFORE?
...you say that like you’re expecting me to avoid the question. Yeah, I have. How else do you think I stopped the Blight?
15. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU?
You call me a fucking animal again, and we’re going to have a problem.
16. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS.
The fuck do you care? I don’t have any bad habits!
17. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE AT ALL?
Rica. She was always the nice one. I wish I could see her more often.
18. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL?
(After having those terms explained to her) Oh, bisexual. Definitely.
19. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?
No. Rica taught me how to read, and the rest I sort of picked up on my own.
20. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS ONE DAY?
I mean, Zev and I aren’t officially married or anything, but we might as well be. As for kids, well, Zev and I are sort of taking the “if it happens, it happens” approach. Because of the Taint (stop giggling), I haven’t gotten pregnant yet, and Alistair says it’s really unlikely, but you never know.
21. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANBOYS/FANGIRLS?
People never leave me alone whenever I’m in Ferelden. “Oh, it’s the Hero of Ferelden! She saved us from the Archdemon, and she’s a dwarf! Look kids, that’s living history right there!” Honestly, you’d think they get tired after a while. Nicer than... Orzammar, though.
22. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF?
Losing Rica or Zev.
23. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR?
Whatever’s most practical, I guess. Light armor when I’m fighting or traveling on foot, regular shirt and pants when not. Sometimes Zevran finds me something fancier for a date.
24. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE?
Romantically, Zevran. Sisterly, Rica.
25. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WET YOURSELF?
Why do you even care? When I was a child, probably? You know, when everyone wets themselves?
26. WELL, IT’S NOT OVER YET!
...if you do something to me in my sleep you’ll earn yourself a punch in the throat.
27. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU? (HIGH CLASS, MIDDLE CLASS, LOW CLASS)
You’re getting really fucking personal with these questions, aren’t you? I used to be the lowest of the low, now I’m nothing in particular. I get whatever money I need from side jobs and Warden stipends.
28. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE?
A lot. Most of them on the surface. Orzammar dwarves are assholes.
29. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE?
Gimme.
30. FAVOURITE DRINK?
Anything sweet.
31. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE?
That depends. Ferelden feels most like home to me, even if it’s freezing. Antiva is beautiful, though, and Zevran is always a little happier when we’re there.
32. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE?
Zevran Arainai, have you not been paying attention? He and I are in love. We’re fucking. We invited you to a threesome, which come to think of it, I’m retracting that offer.
33. WHAT’S YOUR BRA CUP SIZE AND/OR HOW BIG IS YOUR WILLY?
...my tits are big enough. You’re still not getting that threesome.
34. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN?
I’d rather not swim at all, to be honest. I’ll sit in the shallow areas, though.
35. WHAT’S YOUR TYPE?
The type that doesn’t ask prying questions about my past, or my tits, for that matter.
36. ANY FETISHES?
*sigh* I like threesomes. A lot.
37. SEME OR UKE? TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE?
Zev and I tend to take turns being dominant and submissive. He far prefers being tied up, though.
38. CAMPING OR INDOORS?
I like being outside. The fresh air is nice.
39. ARE YOU WANTING THE QUIZ TO END?
Uh, yeah. Your questions range from “completely innocent” to “and now tell me your deepest darkest secrets.” Shit, even I learned more manners than that when I was in Dust Town.