#caedis park asks

[eldritchkennysnum1enjoyer]

For Kyle- out of EVERYONE in South park, who do you think is leaving these little presents?

Also, just saying, you may know- *gets dragged away mysteriously*

“What the–”

“Ignoring what happened to that person, I've been thinking about and doing research. The creep is quick with their work, and I don't think Cartman can run that fast.

“And now that I know this person is killing cats, it's not Cartman because from what I know he loves cats.”

“It can't be Stan either, cause he loves all animals.”

“Kenny wouldn't be capable of it, he's too nice for that. I've seen how he treats Karen.”

“I honestly don't know.”

[eldritchkennysnum1enjoyer]

Hey Kyle, try and see if you can find any like, strands of hairs, DNA test or to even atleast narrow down hair color

“They didn't seem to leave anything at the scene, so I can't. When I do catch them I'm at least gonna try to get some DNA.”

[eldritchkennysnum1enjoyer]

For Kyle, did you get a good look at who the person looked like or was wearing? Maybe you can pinpoint the outfit to someone :3

“Yeah, but they were wearing orange camo overalls and a brown jacket. Their face was covered too.”

“Which sucks dick cause this fucker should just leave us alone already. I don't understand what they get out of stalking us.”

[eldritchkennysnum1enjoyer]

4 Kenny

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“Fuck this shit I'm not doin' anymore asks–”

“What? What do you mean I gotta keep doin' asks? Fuck this.”

[eldritchkennysnum1enjoyer]

Stan, do you think you should put a secret security system around your house and the others who have received these… “gifts?” I don’t know if you should tell anyone else, though- never know who could be listening.

“That actually could be a good idea, but Wendy told me that the person wore a disguise so–”

“Maybe we could catch them in the act?”

[eldritchkennysnum1enjoyer]

for kyle: 2iince you got to 2ee the per2on, could you piin poiint exactly who looked clo2e2t? liike diid they look liike kenny, clyde, craiig, ect ect, liike body 2hape, heiight, body language, and other 2tuff?

“They seemed to skinny, and definitely shorter than me, so that rules out Craig and Clyde, cause Craig is taller than me and Clyde is pretty pudgy.

“The jacket and overalls hid the person's shape pretty good, so I might be wrong.”