#cagefacekelly

[alwaysunnyariana]

i'm watching a jersey shore marathon and i can't stop thinking about how hot their boss danny is sweet LAWD 

i need ashley to weigh in on this opinion 

[alwaysunnyariana]

ps joe corvo is still hawt as fuq

this love never dies

[alwaysunnyariana]

i miss ashley also i love her so much

[rickrypiens]

cagefacekelly replied to your post: i hate everyhting

i cry 4 u

plz hold me and tell me itll be okay

[rickrypiens]

cagefacekelly replied to your post: my ear has been plugged for three days straight...

OMG SAME

thats horrible!! i hope you feel better soon

[alwaysunnyariana]

someone

stop me

[alwaysunnyariana]

if one day throughout the journey that is your life a hockey fan says something to the degree of "corvo doesn't even have any fans" i want you to stand up

stand up and say

yes

yes he does

ashley and ariana love joe corvo more than you could ever know

and then sit back down

[alwaysunnyariana]

if you were to have a one night stand with a bruin that ended in a love baby, which bruin would you pick? if you're favorite player got traded tomorrow, where would you want him to go? why are we flawless?

THANK YOU

i'm gonna be a little crazy with this one and say johnny boychuk because i think he'd take the responsibility and make a very good father. hopefully the child would get his eyes

UGH i'd say a new york team because then he'd be close but i don't like any of the new york teams plus thats selfish of me. the maple leafs maybe because they could both utilize him well AND we'd get to see him all the time. i'm talking about krejci btw

we are both flawless because our names start with a and everyone knows a names are the greatest in all the land and we will one day rule the world