Adam heaved a relieved sigh as he and Cain hauls the latest kill for their dinner tonight.
As they head to their hut, Adam sees he's precious one true ( and as far as he's concerned) loving wife waving at them while smiling brightly. Seeing this lovely sight, Adam throws the dead saber tooth tiger at Cain, causing him to yelp at the suddenness and weight.
The First Man and Mother of Humanity share a loving embrace, completely unaware of Cain having an annoyed look on his face, but quickly turns into a mischievous smile as he sees the dead prehistoric tigers fang broke off.
Adam: The best husband and father ever is back baby!
Eve: ( giggles at her husband's antics ) How's your hunting with Cain go, Honeybear?
Adam: Eh, kid did good. He's definitely better than how he started out.
Eve: Addy.....he was five when you tried to teach Cain and Aclima hunting.
Adam: Still, it's going to be a looooong time before he gets as good as m-!
Adam suddenly stops and screams manly ( read: yelps shrilly ) loudly as he jumps in pain. Eve gasps at her husband's pain before she hears the source problem.
Her sweet first son Cain laughing as he points and mocks at his father's pain while Adam tries to pull out the saber tooth tiger's fang on his butt.
Adam sees Cain and immediately two-and-two together, he immediately decides to discipline his son.
Adam: ( angry ) WHY YOU LITTLE! ( quickly grabs Cain by the throat and proceeds to strangle him ) I'll teach you to make fun of your father's pain!
Cain: ( choking) Ha-h-a Ha! W-worth i-it!
Eve: ( horrified) Adam! Stop that! Put him down NOW!
Adam, not wanting his usual kindhearted wife angry at him, he quickly let's go of Cain, who rubs his neck.
Eve: How many times do I have to tell you, Adam? No strangling Cain! No matter how much he makes you upset!
Adam looks down, embarrassed. Cain hides his snickering at his father being chastised. But Eve quickly put a stop to that.
Eve: Don't think your off the hook, Cain! ( Cain's smirk swiftly turns into a cringe look at his mother's anger at him ) You shouldn't have done that to your father! You could have seriously hurt him!
Eve gives them both a disappointed look, which to them is almost worse than her angry.
Adam and Cain: ( chastised) Sorry, Eve/Mom.
Eve sighs at her two troublesome boys as they send poorly hidden mocking faces at each other while they walk into their shared hut with their quarry.
Eve: ( hopeful ) Well, I hope at least they'll get along better in the future!
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Present Day
A Sinner Adam is violently strangles his son, who is also a Sinner, at the Hazbin Hotel.
Adam: You fucking cheating, little shit! I know you were distracting me!
Cain: ( chokes ) No-ot my f-ault you s-s-suck at video g-games, Old T-timer!
Adam: I don't suck! You suck, First Failure!
Cain: W-what a c-comp-pling a-agrument, First M-man-C-child!
Charlie looks on at this, upset at this violent ( and unfortunately recurring ) action, she turns to Eve, who is just drinking her tea calmly.
Charlie: Um, excuse me, Miss Eve?
Eve: ( smiles ) Please, dear! We're practically family at this point. Just call me Aunt Eve or Mama Eve!
Charlie: (smiles uneasy) R-right! Well, Mama Eve, do you think either one of us should stop that?
Eve: My dear future daughter-in-law, I've been trying to pry my beloved husband and my darling sweet boy apart for centuries. At this point, mainly due to Cain's curse, it's pointless at this point.
Eve and Charlie watch as Cain retains enough strength to proceed to choke Adam back.
Eve: ( smiles warmly, unconcerned) Honestly, I think this is fun to them now!