May 11, 2025
Heh hehe I love shaped characters
Anyway this is about this bootiful art by @chubby-p1nk
Heh hehe I love shaped characters
Anyway this is about this bootiful art by @chubby-p1nk
Who do we think refuses to give back shots because they can only cum by looking at your face
Hehe cute one @bunnightwing
Last song: Queer by Garbage
Last show: Love Island USA S7 (trashy 🤭)
Last movie: The Phoenician Scheme
Favorite color: uuuuhhh maybe more of an aesthetic rn (Lisa Frank pastels) 🩷💜🩵💚💛
Favorite flavor: berry
Tea or coffee: fruity tea or mocha coffee
Last thing I googled: "Greek yogurt tzatziki sauce recipe EatingWell"
Looking forward to: seeing my Momma tonight to paint nails and watch movies 🥰
Current obsession: gray seals 🦭 and their noises
Wanna play @mysticscully & @sagehills ?? And anyone else :3🌺
"bitchy girls with their gentle giant boyfriends" vibes with kiri and deku :(
GENTLE, giant boyfriends who love your spark but are always able to sooth your fierce temper when things end up getting a little too heated.
Gentle, giant boyfriends who always engulf your hands with theirs so they can pull you in for soothing kisses, buying you sweet drinks to nurse and shopping bags all so you have a reason to shut up and let them hold you. They never mind when you try to roughhouse your bad temper out with them, either, mostly because they don't even feel it when you start kicking their shins for attention.
Gentle, giant boyfriends who think you're so cute when you angry cry... and then pin you down, wipe all your tears away and manage to fuck all the bad feelings away...
...even if they still send nasty glares to all the people who were mean to you, later.
Yep. Kiri and Deku for SURE.
why am i imagining bakugo's little baby nibbling on his clothes and on bakugo's cheek. tell me why :(( LIKE HIS BABY NIBBLING ON HIM IS SO CUTE, it's like a little thing they do, the baby nibbles on him when they're both on the couch while bakugo's doing paperwork and the baby's on his shoulder. and when the baby is getting fussy bakugo just nibbles on the baby's nose or chubby cheek :(( he also seems to me like the kind of dad to toss their baby in the air
omen
i have baby fever rn.
asldjfhasdlf Bakugo being the dad who lets your baby use him for teething, letting them gum on his fingers and clothes because he doesn't even notice the pain🥺🥺🥺
You were honestly wondering why they had yet to use any of their teething toys (and probably why bakugo's clothes had been getting more soggy, and his hands more and more bruised)... turns out, they'd just become too used to gnawing on daddy to really develop a a taste for any other kind of toy.
You probably walk in on them chewing on each other all the time (though Bakugo is mostly just giving wet kisses)... and it's so cute because it really just goes to show exactly how alike they are... and how much they really like each other.
(even if it means they're a complete daddy's girl kid)
And yes, actually... he not only tosses them around but always just walks around with them hanging off some part of his body, too. His very own sack of potatoes to throw around (they love it, of course). Best buddies🥺
bro everything that has bakugo around pregnant women has me in such a chokehold
just him doting on his s/o when they're pregnant and being handsy 😩
he'd become such a leech and would always be either groping or touching you in some way change my mind u can't
UGH i don't even want to try to, that's how Correct u are.
It's pretty much just guard dog mode activated from the second you tell him, lol!!! I definitely feel like heroes probably have Feelings about pregnant women (given that there must bc special protocols and Emotions when it comes to dealing with them)... so when it's you that's pregnant... whew!!!
i think half of him is just so touched and amazed (and excited) that you're having his baby... and the other half is purely concerned. When you're at home, he just wants to be touching you out of care and admiration, and when you're in public, he's nervous that any second he's NOT touching you, something bad could happen.
it's honestly kinda funny because bakugo bugs u about ur belly so often it feels like the pregnancy burden is his, as well (or like, he should be the one pregnant LOL). jokingly tell him he's not allowed to touch you and he's getting SO upset. ask to go to the store or out for a manipedi by yourself and he's just "no. absolutely fucking not."
No matter what you're doing, he's got a hand on you... and if you move for any reason (even if it's just two feet away to grab something), he's scooting right along with you so his hand can stay.
(and then your baby comes out and can't go to sleep unless someone has got a hand on them... HIS FAULT.)
god FORBID anyone other than your parents ask to touch because he'd probably light something on fire. Go to work with him one day and he's locking the door to his office LOOOOL.
katsuki tries to fuck another baby into you when u guys already have 2 little toddlers bc he thinks 3 will top it off perfectly. until you guys end up with fucking twins
LMFAO not Bakugo being the dad who wants to get the whole process of baby-making over with. Probably thinks it will be easier to get out of the crying stage now than have your kiddies grow up a bit and then do it all over again with another.
But twins… TWINS??? Can you imagine? I don’t think Bakugo has enough good karma to get FOUR mildly-mannered babies in a row… much less two actually, but that’s probably about where the luck ends.
Your twins come and of course you and Bakugo can handle it (sorta), but… him with a small army? Him with two little good babies and two little demons? Who have a knack for fighting (even when they’re little) and doing naughty things…
You just better pray your older kids don’t stay mad at you forever😊 (and while I’m here, Rest in Pieces, your coochie).
imagine bkg being out of commission for a few months cuz of an injury so u take a few months off to be able to look after him and for once u get to baby him and spend mornings together for the first time and bla bla i wanna say more but i have work in a few minutes 😭😭😭😓😓😓 anyways u get the picture i might say more after work bcuz it is rotting my brain
Legend, you BETTER say more before I end up beating it out of you (/j)... this concept is just... just... literally so God-tier that I'm shaking trying to think about it.
Reminds me a little of my househusband!dilf thing but I don't wanna repeat myself or take away from your words... so like. I'm just crying thinking about it.
Bakugo puts up such a fight at first, you know? The injury must be BAD if it's enough to get him put on bedrest, so he spends the first week at home just being an absolute shit while laying in bed. Grumpy at you, grumpy at the world... kicking around the sheets and fussing whenever you try to bring him food in bed because he can do that shit himself! He can!!!
But then it's like... it gets to the point where he breaks down. Cries on your thigh for a little bit because this has never happened to him before and he's never felt so useless in his life. Not even when he was kidnapped by the League, because even then, at least... at least... AT LEAST it wasn't his fault (he knows this now, after years of being reminded). But this kind of thing is, he claims, and he's just so mad because hero work is his passion that he wonders why this even happened...
ANYWAY he has this terrible meltdown that you have to hold him and wipe his tears and kiss him through but then... he gets better, once everything's all out... and becomes the big ass baby you know he is. Stays in bed like a good boy because he's motivated to get better and FAST...
Even if he also falls in love with staying home with you and transferring all that unused energy to doing domestic things.
Like, I don't wanna go on forever (though I could)... but like, the thing about Bakugo is I can see him having to rush through all of the important events in your life, like all of your holidays and achievements and milestones and maybe even your wedding(?)...
Not that he isn't there with you 100%, just... he gets half the amount of vacation time so things are always shorter than they should be... but now that he's home with you, even if he has a broken leg and arm and a deflated lung... he gets to heal and do it all over again with you :(((
...And that ends up meaning more to him than anything. A-n-y-t-h-i-n-g. Which is why he kicks up hell when he has to go back to work. Cue: dramatic scene of him saying goodbye to you the morning of his first day back... and then cue: him making threats on TV to the Hero Commission about Hero Worker's Rights LMFAOO. He's right tho, tbh. He is.
ANYAEIODkhsefj asdhfljasdflkj asjdkfa... just, I would LOVE and ADORE your thoughts on this. Any thoughts. All thoughts. I would eat this shit like soup. I will never get sick of it. NEVER.
(And I adore you for sending it in in the first place. Thank you SO much, anon!!! I hope work was okay for you. You deserve endless easy shifts for having such a big brain <3)