cake
cake. it's so weird. especially this one. it looks like a lame teenager giving you the middle finger from the top of their head. if you accidentally drop it, then it looks like some sort of blood river. I mean, it could be fruit juice. you never know.
if you eat it, it kinda looks like a face that's annoyed you ate it, and it has little freckles or something, like it's the lame teen looking at you in disgust for eating it. and what if a cool monster came along and ate the cake? now their teeth and mouth are red, and it looks like an evil monster, because red is evil. actually, I hate this cake. it's ugly.
now THAT's what I call cake. look at that beautiful cake. it looks nothing like soup. you just want to marry it, don't you? it's got pores like real cake, and is fluffy like a ralsei. it's got orange hair (way better imo) and blue frosting on it, with cherries on top as if everything else wasn't enough. and then it's got green sprinkles! now it looks like a mutation cake that's actually there for you. I dub it ralsei cake.
it makes you have that look on your face, the one in the bottom-right. or bottom-left if you're mentally dumb like the bottom-reftht guy
the middle-finger cake makes you look like
like who made that cake I think it's gonna be in my nightmares and look at that poor monster imagine that could've been ralsei now everybody thinks ralsei is a monster he's not he's a darkener
choose your favorite cake, actually don't I know you like fluffy ralsei cake better than rock hard vulgar cake thing that's like an ugly thing. it reminds me of that lamp shade guy, he'll say "rouxls" then "it's pronounced "rules" " " " " " " malfucntion at line 1 col 243: malfunction is spelt wrong it's spelt "malfunction"
wait what were we doing again oh right cake
fluffy cake guy who is mentally well and is sad he didn't get a cake for his late birthday celebration (which happens to be a month after christmas) (his birthday was in september, he did get cake) "kirbdyogs" kirbydogs, signing the exit sign
