#calla fop

[batratcatman]

What's the introduction process like, for inducting Ivy as a new experiment subject? Does she get her own stable, before she's blobbed up?

“Listen, it’s nice you’ve got this obsession with Vanny and all, and are totally fine with her making a mess of you…But morally, we can’t debase you too much. You’ll still have privileges to roam or leave as you please. You’ll even have your own quarters. Granted, this is all still up to you, so if you want Vanny to do…whatever to you with no strings attached, that’s your choice…”

“And I aim to make it so they never want to make that choice. I’ll take plenty good care of you, so get comfy~”

[batratcatman]

💞 for Calla

“Ggghhhh, fuck me…Ada, I haven’t felt this pent up in ages…It’s late as it is, why don’t we just…Turn in early?”

“My my, it’s rare for you to instigate the foreplay, my darling. But just a moment, I’m quite pre-occupied. These talismans we uncovered have been difficult to transcribe. It might take me a few hours-”

THOOM-PLAP-PFFRRT!!!

In a rapid sequence, Calla quickly stoped forward, pressing her stomach against her beloved, shamelessly forcing out a fart as she stared deep into Ada’s eyes. A mix of stoicism, loving dedication, and ‘pleaaaase can we bang’ were painted on her face.

“Ada, you are the most wonderful person I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. You saved my life in so many ways, mostly literal. I owe you everything. But you are also a damn fine woman and when I look at you right now, I want to be the one to pay you back and give you a night you’ll remember or at the very least have you save me from a night of agony of not getting to feel every part of your rich body. So that magical junk right there can wait until you’ve had a good night we can enjoy together. Please.”

“…”

pffrrtt…

“…I’ll bring the snacks. Make sure the room is looking nice~”

“OfcourseIwillhunthankyousomuchloveyou”

[batratcatman]

“I suppose I should introduce myself now…Vanny certainly made it sound welcoming to some degree. Thou shalt know me as Calla, World Shaker! Great knight of The New Order! I am here to seek what you have to offer and to face down evils that-!”

PFFRRRRPT!

“Ghhh! Always the worst-URPFF!-timing…I don’t think it’s worth putting up a fight around you lot. Ada said it would be fine anyways. But don’t get too cocky. There’s still muscle under this pudge and I shan’t hesitate to sever the heads of ne’er do wells!”

[batratcatman]

💭 for Vanny

Seems she’s off leading some of the order on an expedition, let’s take a peek!

“Servers should have cleared out this path after we last marched through, but the time might have been long enough for regrouping. With me at the front and Gloria the rear, we have strong enough firepower to manage any attacks…I might be a larger target than last time too…Mghhh, no, not the time! I can talk to Ada about that incident later, just need to moderate it more, and it might be-FOCUS WOMAN”

A reminder she is never as composed as she wishes she was

[batratcatman]

Also bonus SLAP!

for Calla

SHNK!

Within seconds, the warrior had whipped around and swung her sword past her ass smacker, booty still jiggling as a nasty blast of gas was pushed out. The sword barely missed their head as it embedded itself in the stony wall behind them. And on Calla’s fat face, a deadly gaze met them.

“Try that again and I’ll slice your arms off so you don’t even get the chance for a third time.”

[batratcatman]

18. Would your muse ever sit on someone and pass gas? Ada

“Oh, I would never force myself onto anyone like that…but if they asked-”

“ADA, DON’T TELL THEM ABOUT WHAT WE DO IN PRIVATE”

[batratcatman]

Fun fact, actually a half decent swordswoman despite everything. Even using her enchanted sword which fights from a distance, she still has to make the proper movements with her body for it to work. So no matter what her body type is, she could kick ass without a shred of irony.

[batratcatman]

I'm indeed very curious to see you run Calla... if you can, of course.

The ground quakes as Calla clears the ground with seconds, flab jiggling, but fast. She offers nothing but daggers staring back.