#calumkleins

[pearldouglas]

Blue hair, blue (hazel) eyes, I saw her 💙

[truthorclifford]

Queen of dressing up with nowhere to go

[mostpeachy]

Rainy daze🌧

[theonionshirt-blog]

MY BAD FOR RAMBLING MORE BU T if youre going through things, it's completely understandable to take a break. dont worry about how active you are love, take your time, we love u!!

Thank you again!! I love when people ramble so don’t worry about it!! I might end up taking a small break over the next couple days, but I’m gonna try not to. You’re the best ❤️❤️

[pearldouglas]

your best friend since childhood; ashton irwin, had been acting strange lately. he's had an unquenchable thirst— no, not just for calum's ass, but for water. as you two were netflix and chilling one day, king triton slipped in between you two, whispering: "yer a mermaid, irwin."

i genuinely have no idea how to reply to this

[sharkbean]

recently you were trying a strict vegan diet; if shane dawson was doing it, you probably could, too. you have been craving meat, which flooded you with dread. "i'm doing so well... but... i want some mcnuggets right now..." shane laughed at you, saying "i just ate 69.". "do we have any alternatives?" you snapped back. "i want to accomplish something for once in my life, shane." he groaned, pointing at the minifridge. "i left some shark beans in there. help yourself."

God I hate Shane Dawson and this was beautiful…

[truthorclifford]

I HOPE U GOT IT & U LIKED IT

I DID THANK YOU BBY I LOVED IT 😂💕

[truthorclifford]

to your disappointment, luke, michael, calum, and ashton; the biggest fuckboys in town, were your best friends. all they ever wanted to talk to you about was if you were a virgin or not, what clothes you were wearing, and if you took nudes. after three rounds of sexual 21 questions for their youtube channel, you decided to film a truth or dare... gone wrong. you decided to kiss michael for the thumbnail, which sparked an idea in him. "how about we name this truth or clifford?"

YOOOOO 😂😂